Yet You're In Love With an IdiotChapter 5.1

CW: mild sexual content, noncon


Jian Suiying left early, for there was nothing interesting left to stay for after what just happened. As he thought of Li Yu’s face before he left, he began to regret his impulsiveness. However, he quickly told himself that as a man, if he wants something, he should do it with no regrets. Besides, he got a kiss he wanted and didn’t really suffer losses. c27Bv4

Jian Dashao recalled the taste of the young man’s soft lips, which was different from Li Yu’s usual temperament. This contrast made him even more fascinated than before.

It just so happened that instead of being kissed back in response, he got kicked in the stomach, which was really f*cking painful. Because of the angle of their bodies, Li Yu didn’t kick too hard, otherwise he would’ve had internal bleeding. It seemed that it’s not ideal to push him down like that, Li Yu’s force strength was more than he predicted. He’ll have to change his strategy, else he’ll die early.

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Jian Dashao sighed, feeling that his stomach was not only sore, but also full of fire. He was feeling many things at once, jealousy, anger, determination, and most of all, lust.

The principle he advocated for his life is “happiness”. He doesn’t like to beat around the bush when doing things. He knows what he likes and doesn’t bother hiding it. In his opinion, it is the most natural thing for men to want to mate with the person they like. It’s not like he f*cked Li Yu without the other’s consent. What’s Li Yu so angry for? n03FmD

And he just didn’t understand why Li Yu didn’t like him at all.

Jian Dashao was sullen at the thought. He’d always been a narcissistic and arrogant character since his youth, and he has never once doubted his charms. No matter the gender, when had someone dare reject Jian Dashao? He felt wronged to death.

After waiting for the red light, Jian Dashao scrolled through his contacts list, and rang a person who had been pleasing to his eyes.

Soon, a flattering voice was heard.

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Jian Suiying wasn’t that good at English and just said, “Wait for me at the XX Hotel.”

Although Jian Suiying looked like a playboy, he is not actually into sleeping around a lot. It’s normal for men to feel lust, but if they think about it for too long, they are either a pervert or just an idiot. So it’s too shameful to be so anxious about Li Yu till now. He felt that he might have been waiting for it for too long and he was too h*rny, after all he only did a hungry kiss today. In fact, he had expected it to be more romantic and passionate… it was how he imagined their first kiss to happen.

So Jian Dashao spent the rest of the night f*cking a twink, making the boy’s voice go hoarse as he let out the fire in his body.

After finishing, Jian Suiying let the boy leave. He never slept with them. He always felt uneasy at the thought. eyb2RP

He got up and took a shower and looked at his watch. It was already three in the morning. He was already so sleepy at this time. He drank some alcohol and did all work during s*x that he was now physically exhausted. He had planned to change the sheets in the room then go to sleep.

He was just about to call for room service and his phone suddenly rang. He took it and saw that it was actually Jian Suilin.

How can Jian Suilin have the courage to call him at this time? Is he looking for a beating?

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He quickly answered, “Hello?”

It was Li Yu’s voice. It was the first time that he heard Li Yu speak in a slurred manner, he was obviously drunk but he still pretended to be calm.

Jian Suiying’s heart skipped a beat. He didn’t know what was going on. “Xiao Li-zi? What’s wrong?”

“Suilin is drunk.” 5YfFs3

“What about you? Are you drunk, too?”

“No, but… I can’t drive. It’s also already too late. I want to take him home, but… I don’t know how to…”

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Li Yu’s thinking process was obviously already lagging due to the alcohol. Jian Suiying is too aware of this kind of tipsy state. He certainly didn’t know what he wanted to say and do at this poing. Calling Jian Suiying was probably a decision made by his remaining reason.

The gloomy mood that had haunted Jian Suiying for most of the night suddenly disappeared. Not only did he no longer feel sullen, he was now so happy that he wanted to laugh in glee. Li Yu even called him at this time, even if it was done unconsciously. Rn0P7a

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Jian Suiying comforted him and dressed hurriedly: “Don’t worry. I’m nearby, so just stay still. I’m going to find you now.”

Li Yu said “En” slowly.

Jian Suiying hung up, dressed quickly and rushed out of the hotel, driving to the destination. kY9Hun

Fortunately, there were few cars on the road due to the time, and the drive was smooth. Jian Suiying even ran through two red lights. In fact, this wasn’t a particularly urgent matter, but Jian Suiying had the impulse to get to Li Yu as soon as possible because this is the first time Li Yu actually needed him.

When he got to the venue, he saw several young students lying in the hall. He thought that these kids could no longer walk and they ended up sleeping there. Several waiters were even watching the scene.

It seems that young people get crazy after getting a taste of liberation.

Jian Suiying saw Li Yu at once. He was leaning on the sofa and was almost hugging Jian Suilin. His eyes were closed, and his long eyelashes cast a soft shadow on his lower eyelids. His cheeks were red, his breathing was steady, he slept peacefully, and he looked young and lovely. 2bXgwy

Jian Suilin, on the other hand, lay in an awkward posture and he looked like he couldn’t sleep well. He often frowned in his sleep.

Jian Suiying nearly laughed at the scene in front of him.

He went up and pulled Jian Suilin up. “Xiao Lin-zi, wake up.”

It took Jian Suilin a long time to open his eyes. After staring at him, he closed them again and put all his weight on Jian Suiying’s arm. kpst4d

The drunken man was very heavy. Jian Suiying was already tired and felt even more all of a sudden, so he kicked Li Yu, “Li Yu, wake up.” Li Yu was not as drunk as his brother. He opened his eyes with difficulty and said weakly, “You came.”

“How can you two drink so much? You don’t usually drink, you don’t even drink wine much. What’s wrong with you today that made you drink a lot?” He asked a young and strong-looking waiter to pick up Jian Suilin for him.

After the waiter took Jian Suilin away, he helped Li Yu up.

At this time, Li Yu was wobbling as he walked, and his nerves became lax. Even when Jian Suiying held his waist, he did not respond at all. He whispered, “Send Suilin back.” 8DEy6i

“I’m already here, do you think I’ll just throw him out the street? You’re better off worrying about yourself.” Jian Suiying wickedly thought, ‘In your state, you may even lose your virginity.’

Li Yu seemed relieved, dropped his head and got in the car with the help of Jian Suiying.

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It’s impossible for him to take a drunk Jian Suilin to their family home for it could anger their father. Regardless of his feelings, he can’t escape the fact that they’re siblings and that it’s his duty as an older brother to take care of his younger brother. He couldn’t bring the two drunkards to his own place either, the stench of alcohol would linger.

So Jian Suiying took them to the hotel where he had just been staying. He called the hotel on the way to clean the room up, and then booked another room. After arriving at the hotel, with the help of the security guards, he threw Jian Suilin into the new room, and then took Li Yu to his own. 0estkZ

After closing the door, Jian Suiying felt like he was a wolf watching a rabbit being served on the plate. The feeling of knowing that he could do whatever he wanted to this little rabbit was really good.

Jian Suiying sat by the bed and gazed at Li Yu.

If Li Yu could see the intense way Jian Suiying was looking at him at this moment, he would be so shocked that he’d instantly sober up.

Jian Suiying stared and pondered for a long time, but he didn’t know how to make sense of the situation. gICBbt

Jian Dashao isn’t a particularly upright kind of person. Whether it was his family background or his own life experiences, it made him less sensitive to morality and shame than most people. To put it bluntly, he is bold and thick-skinned, and no one can control him easily. But he isn’t some sort of villain. Even if he really wants to do Li Yu, he can’t do it to an unconscious person.

In addition, considering Li Yu’s terrible temper, when he wakes up the next day, he might have to fight with him.

Jian Suiying sighed, reached out and touched Li Yu’s face. He caressed the handsome eyebrows and eyes, tall nose, soft lips, and felt the smooth skin of his cheeks.

Just by these touches, Jian Dashao accidentally sparked another fire. He was so surprised that he quickly took his hand back, afraid that he would impulsively untie Li Yu’s belt if he touched him again. RbrIKL

Jian Dashao felt very uncomfortable.

He just had s*x earlier, and his body’s desires have already been sated. Now, he couldn’t exactly have s*x again, but even though his body isn’t so eager, his own heart was burning with excitement. The desire to take this person as his own and let him really accept him, in addition to his own desire that flares almost every time he looks at Li Yu, is magnified to the point that he felt out of control, something he couldn’t believe.

He is a little confused now, whether he just wants to conquer Li Yu or if he was really starting to like him.

Jian Suiying took off his clothes that smelled like alcohol and took a bath to cool off his mind and body. When he came out, Li Yu was still asleep, breathing steadily, and half of his leg was off the bed. 02wvtB

Jian Suiying took off his shoes, looked at his clothes and hesitated.

It seemed that his clothes weren’t dirty, so he didn’t need to take them off… But it’s also difficult to sleep with outdoor clothes on, so he eventually decided to take them off. Jian Suiying actually tried to stop himself from doing so while also giving himself an excuse to strip Li Yu away.

In the end, he still couldn’t resist the temptation. He planned to clean Li Yu up a bit. Even if he didn’t do anything to Li Yu, he could create a very ambiguous illusion with their positions, and put the responsibility on Li Yu’s drunkenness when the younger woke up. Then, he could say that he’s completely innocent in the matter.

After deciding this, he began to take Li Yu’s clothes off. Xw0G8l

He is quite experienced in taking off the pants of others. As he took off Li Yu’s pants, the other groaned and tried to turn over.

This startled Jian Suiying and caused him to stop.

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After a while, Li Yu was motionless again. At this, Jian Suiying threw away the rest of the younger’s clothes and began to undo his belt. But as soon as Jian Suiying zipped Li Yu’s pants open and pulled down his pants with the same excitement as a treasure hunter finding treasure, a cold voice spoke from above his head, “What are you doing?”

All of a sudden, Jian Suiying felt like a thief who was caught red handed. His heart skipped and his blood immediately dropped to the floor, making him subconsciously want to jump out of the bed and escape. Fortunately, he resisted. pS8Lg1

He looked up. Li Yu was squinting at him. His eyes were bloodshot and hazy. He was still tipsy and lacked confidence in his speaking. But Jian Suiying noticed that his fists were tightly closed.

“I… I’m just taking your clothes off for you, or else you’ll feel uncomfortable while sleeping. When did you wake up?”

“…get off.” Li Yu was very tired, his brain was still lagging, and he didn’t have the strength to jump up and beat the hell out of him. He could only warn in a deep voice, “Get off from me.”

Jian Suiying looked like he tried to move away, but he didn’t move at all. Instead, he gazed at Li Yu with his neck tilted. DB23Li

Li Yu closed his eyes and tried to wake himself up. When he opened them again, his eyes were now colder than before. “I’m saying it again, get the f*ck off.”

He doesn’t believe that Jian Suiying would dare do anything to him in his intoxicated state, unless Jian Suiying has a death wish. But even though his trail of rational thought was currently lagging, he knew what Jian Suiying wanted to do. Now, he drank too much and is currently weak, which obviously puts him at a disadvantage. He only hopes to stop Jian Suiying for now and settle accounts with him tomorrow when he is finally sober.

Jian Suiying put his hands over both sides of Li Yu’s head, looked down at him, and smirked, “Xiao Li-zi, do you know that your current soft-looking appearance is much more adorable than usual? If only you were like this all the time.”

Li Yu looked at him coldly and tried to shake him away. It was a strange feeling. He seemed to clench his fist, but he couldn’t really feel his hand. He felt dizzy and his head hurt so bad when he tried to move. RaqgZE

Jian Suiying slowly bent down and supported himself with his elbows. His face almost touched Li Yu’s face, and it was as if he was sniffing him.

Li Yu wasn’t sure if Jian Suiying kissed him again. Even if he did, he was very, very gentle, almost as if it never happened. He tried to raise his fist at Jian Suiying’s back, but Jian Suiying easily grabbed his wrist and pushed him back to the bed.

“Come on, Xiao Li-zi, you can’t even stand still now, so don’t make a fuss. Don’t be nervous, I just want to kiss you… it’ll be good…”

As soon as he finished speaking, Jian Suiying claimed Li Yu’s lips with his own. ytVZO6

Li Yu felt that his lips were gently being gnawed and pulled, and the slippery tip of Jian Suiying’s tongue went through his mouth. Jian Suiying stirred and teased him wantonly with his actions. Li Yu’s tongue was being attacked by Jian Suiying and he had nowhere to escape, so he had no choice but to let it happen, leaving their mouths wet. It was a very tender kiss. Li Yu didn’t know if he was just too weak at that moment. He didn’t even have the strength to bite him again, he just let Jian Suiying kiss him.

Jian Suiying moaned, “Li Yu…”

He pressed himself more on Li Yu’s body,  rubbing himself on Li Yu’s lower body.

Jian Suiying kissed him enough on the lips and decided to move and drop kisses on the other’s chest. ud5mGZ

Li Yu gasped and said in a deep voice, “Jian Suiying, you’re so shameless… do you want to die?”

Jian Dashao continued to kiss him and replied, “If I die under peony flowers, I can still be a charming ghost... What do you think I’m going to do? F*ck you? Don’t worry, I’m not that kind of beast.”

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“What are you doing now…?”

Jian Suiying chuckled, “I just want to taste you.” He said as he went down. He gazed at Li Yu’s tight white briefs and smooth flesh, then gave it a lick. sePnzq

Li Yu was shocked and his eyes widened in surprise.

Jian Suiying chuckled. “You’re quite energetic, Xiao Li-zi. Tell me the truth, have you ever used it before?”

Li Yu was ashamed. He rose and said angrily, “You’re so shameless!”

Jian Suiying snorted, “You still don’t want to cooperate with me?” 6QG3aS

Li Yu struggled to sit up. Jian Suiying pushed him back down casually, and he was forced to lay back again.

Jian Suiying squinted at him and licked his lips provocatively.

Li Yu’s brain stopped working for a moment and helplessly watched Jian Suiying lower his head again.

Li Yu moaned in a deep voice. zJ6VLk

For a young virgin such as himself, this act of being given a blowie was terribly stimulating. He felt dizzy at that moment and everything around him became hazy.

Jian Dashao has never given others head before, but he doesn’t hate it at all. He just wanted to take advantage of Li Yu at this moment and let Li Yu remember this experience.

Li Yu was so stimulated that he couldn’t speak. His hands consciously went to Jian Suiying’s hair. His fingers sank into his dark hair, clutching at it.

Li Yu, a young virgin, could not bear such stimulation at all. He eventually gave in, letting Jian Suiying continue. After all, receiving head was very pleasurable, and any man wouldn’t want to stop halfway and get blue balled. 9zYpOt

Afterwards, Jian Suiying quickly got up and spat out the c*m in his mouth.

Li Yu blushed deeply and struggled to form words.

Jian Suiying glanced at him, wiped the liquid from the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand and teased, “Xiao Li-zi, you really haven’t touched yourself before. You came so quickly, surely you’re not that inexperienced?”

Any man who is mocked like this would of course be offended. Li Yu is no exception. He stared at Jian Suiying with such ferocity. HO4dFM

Just that one sentence from Jian Suiying made him lose half of his momentum. Then the other spoke again, “Why, do you want to admit otherwise when you’re like that?”

Li Yu looked at himself. His body was bare, his trousers were at his knees, and his member had just softened and was still warm. He was very ashamed and angry at his state of undress..

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He felt that he had never had such an embarrassing moment in his life. He came in the mouth of the man he despised most in his life. What the hell is happening with the world?

Jian Suiying knew that he would stop and accept it once he made Li Yu feel good. If he took too much advantage, he would have to fight, which he wasn’t in the mood for. Also, it may be dangerous to stay for even longer, and it will be dawn soon. If Jian Suilin woke up, he wouldn’t be able to explain. So the hooligan named Jian Suiying left Li Yu, who was still embarrassed and frustrated after being taken advantage of, and left in content. 5ZDhXG

Translator's Note

“牡丹花下死,做鬼也风流” (proverb) peony flowers are a metaphor for beautiful women

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