Edited by: Shwifty
Valinor has mild weather all year round. The nights are breezy and warm, like spring, so it’s unlikely for someone to freeze to death.
That was why, when Suo Fei stood outside like a rock for a long time, he was still fine, except for the fact that his back and legs ached.
If Vixanne was here, he naturally wouldn’t be so pathetic.
Until the party ended, Vixanne and Grantlyn wanted to bring him home, but he wouldn’t return at all.
In fact, the stimulation he received was too great.
It turned out that Fey was just a nickname and his full name was Sofey Evans.
When the keywords were only Evans and Grantlyn, he just felt that it was familiar and couldn’t remember anything.
However, when the keyword Sofey was added, everything clicked into place.
Sofey Evans was a well-known character. He has a very special existence in Yalance.
He was a hidden character with equal importance as the main gong. It is known that hidden characters could only be activated after clearing all the routes and going through all the HE and BE.
Suo Fei always regarded himself as a gong. Therefore, when he was playing Yalance, his main focus was on completing the gong route and activating the hidden ultimate gong.
The reason that he was so familiar with Sofey Evans is exactly because of his fucking first name.
Although it was a transliterated name, such a coincidence was still enough to make him unable to act straight.
For this exact reason, Suo Fei deliberately paid attention to the character settings of Sofey Evans.
After searching the character’s introduction, even with his max-level mocking skills, Suo Fei somehow didn’t know how to mock it.
Just what is this “super M among all super M’s”? Just what is this “shou of all shou”, and this “ultimate shou” character setting?
Sofey Evans had a very good background. The Evans family is one of the three remaining Pureblood families among all the Elves. Grantlyn is the current family head and his only son was named as the next family head as soon as he was born.
With such a background, he had a bright future.
Sofey Evans’ childhood and teenage years were indeed very good. He had doting parents and a harmonious family. Although a bit of trouble was still unavoidable, it’s just a minor digression from his warm life.
Everything changed when he reached adulthood.
The Elves’ coming of age happens when they turn sixty and the rite of passage is especially important. Sofey Evans, being a Pureblood elf, naturally took the rite of passage very seriously.
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His coming-of-age ceremony was held at the Star Temple, which was an honour that only Pureblood elves could have.
However, on the day of his coming of age, the City of Stars fell into an unprecedented crisis.
In addition to being known for its peerless stars in Yalance, Valinor also had two Holy Trees bestowed by God. These Holy Trees brought light into the Land of Valinor, it was a God-given glory, the soul of the Elves.
This glory was met with utter destruction.
The current family head, Grantlyn Evans, who inherited the supernatural abilities of the Pureblood elves, was known in Valinor as an excellent warrior.
During the rite of passage of his only son, his name resounded in the whole of Yalance.
He single-handedly cut one of the Holy Trees, falling from God’s glory to hell.
Half of the dazzling Valinor, the City of Stars, fell into darkness forever, abandoned by God.
Grantlyn Evans —— the Renegade of Elves.
In the face of the crusade against him, he disappeared without a trace. Because of this, the Elves exerted all their wrath on his family.
The Evans family that was famous for thousands of years was plunged into a bloodbath overnight.
Sofey Evans went through such a misfortune that completely overturned his life.
His cowardly nature revealed itself even more when only he survived.
Suo Fei didn’t know how he survived. The character setting only explained the major events and some details were directly omitted.
Furthermore, Suo Fei had never played this character so he only had a superficial understanding of him.
With no family to rely on, Sofey fled from Valinor and flitted through the territory of all races. Afterward, the plot was filled with dog blood that left a bad taste in his mouth.
To sum up, wherever Sofey went, a super possessive gong character will appear, attacking his frame of mind. He relied on the golden finger bestowed by the game god to prevent him from dying or going crazy. He would always somewhat resist at first, and then would meekly submit, eventually enjoying it thoroughly.
Later on, unsurprisingly all of the gongs from each of the nine great races were obsessed, whether it be his *** or otherwise.
Suo Fei wasn’t clear how this route ended, but he was already speechless just from looking at the introduction.
Will someone really play this kind of extreme dog blood plot?
Compared to Sofey Evans, the background of the ultimate gong character that he was playing was simply too clear. Although he conquered the nine little shous from the nine great races, all of the little shous he had slept with were all in their human form unlike Sofey Evans who only had few opportunities to sleep with a gong who’s in a human form.
As he flitted through the territory of the nine races, he was abused by humans, beasts, beastkin and all kinds of strange non-human and non-beast creatures. OMG, it’s too hardcore! Suo Fei thought that he himself was too naive and innocent.
And yet, he who was naive and innocent actually crossed over into this hardcore person!
W-what should I do?
It was impossible to change his surname, he’s now Sofey Evans. The plot had yet to start; it was still a time of peace, but what should he do once the story starts to unfold?
He’s a dignified and tough gong, how could he be reduced to such a super m?
All that hardcore sex, the Humans and Celestials were still gentle, but it’s better to die than to encounter the Demons and Sylphs. Then, there’s also the Dwarves, Beastkins and Trolls. Oh no, it’s really not my kind of aesthetic.
At this very moment, Suo Fei earnestly considered stabbing himself to death, but being unable to cross over to his original world was still a problem.
It’s a real pity that he couldn’t do it. Although the situation was dire, it’s still a life no matter what. Not only that but he also roughly knew his own future.
After all, the root cause of all this was his handsome father——Grantlyn Evans.
In other families, it was the son who digs a pit for his father, but in his family, it was the father who dug the pit for his son.
Was it a perfect day to cut down one of the Holy Trees? He cut the tree and fled away without his wife and son. This dad…
Suo Fei and Grantlyn had only met a few times; they weren’t familiar with each other, but he felt that Grantlyn and Vixanne were the perfect example of love between a husband and wife.
What could’ve happened that made Grantlyn do this?
He betrayed his own race, discarded his faith and abandoned his wife and son, which led to the extinction of his entire family. This is definitely not something an average person can easily accomplish.
Suo Fei pondered all night long and finally made up his mind to accept the reality. He had no way back so he would strive to live here, he had to live a good life.
The fate of Sofey Evans cannot be avoided. Now that there’s still time, he was set on changing his fate by cutting the root of the problem. He will use the body of this ultimate shou to walk the path of becoming the ultimate gong!
Wait… Suo Fei who was dressing in front of the mirror suddenly thought of a problem.
A trickle of cold sweat run down his back
Suo Fei quickly put on his clothes and ran out to find Vixanne.
Vixanne frowningly said, “What’s wrong?”
Suo Fei who was gasping for breath stared at Vixanne and asked, “Mother, how old am I?”
This question was too idiotic to warrant an answer. Vixanne looked at him doubtfully before saying, “What’s going on, for you to be so anxious?”
“Tell me!”
Vixanne was startled and slowly replied: “Fifty-nine years old.”
One more year!
Suo Fei heaved a deep sigh of relief. Fortunately, there were many things that he could do in a year. There was enough time for him to prepare well in order to prevent the tragedy of the Evans family.
Just when he was relieved, Vixanne’s next words were just like a deepwater torpedo.
“You’ll turn sixty after today, you shouldn’t be so childish.”
Suo Fei felt faint. “What?”
Vixanne looked at him and said softly, “Today is your rite of passage. Since you already came, just dress up here.”
Rite! Of! Passage!
Suo Fei was petrified.
He didn’t expect it to be today out of all days.
He only crossed over and found out that his body was Sofey Evans yesterday and yet today was the prologue of the hardcore plot of this ultimate shou.
Plot lord, run slowly. Be careful not to break your waist!
Now was not the time to complain. Suo Fei may have many shortcomings but one thing that’s worth praising is that he would never give up. This could be seen when he didn’t move from his spot for three days and three nights in order to take over “Yalance”.
He quickly calmed down and asked Vixanne, “Mother, where’s father? Why don’t I see him?” First, he should determine where Grantlyn was. If he couldn’t make him stay, he should tie him up with a rope. Everything would be fine as long as he doesn’t brainlessly hack down the Holy Tree.
Vixanne was surprised by the peculiarity of Suo Fei’s behaviour, but she thought it had to do with him being nervous for today’s rite of passage. Therefore, she appeased him by replying, “Your father has already gone to the Star Hall in order to prepare for your rite of passage.”
Star Hall? Fuck, who can give me a map of Valinor!
“Mother, I want to see father. I want to see him right now.”
“Don’t make trouble. Today is such an important day; you can’t be willful.” Vixanne evidently didn’t take him seriously and said without asking, “You should just dress here since you’re already here. I already asked them to immediately bring the ceremonial dress over.”
Suo Fei was so anxious that he was about to catch fire. He wanted to tell Vixanne that her husband, his dad, the great and mighty Grantlyn, would abandon them soon. What rite of passage? Who cares about it! The entire Evans family was about to be exterminated, who would care whether he’s an adult or not? However, he couldn’t tell Vixanne. Even if he did, he reckoned that Vixanne would only think that he went crazy!
No, he must immediately find Grantlyn.
“I’m going to the Star Hall.” If Vixanne wouldn’t tell him where the Star Palace was, then he just had to find somebody who would.
Vixanne was obviously fed up with his restlessness. “Fey, your father has been in the Star Temple since yesterday just to prepare for your coming of age. Don’t cause any trouble.”
Her voice was as gentle as before, but it was an octave lower than usual. Suo Fei wanted to cry, but he had no tears. His father was gone since yesterday? He didn’t dare believe that he was preparing for the rite of passage. He was merely planning to chop down the Holy Tree!
If being soft was no use, then he just had to do it the hard way. Suo Fei did not bother with superfluous words; he immediately ran out.
However, his collar was grabbed before he even took a step.
He turned around with a face full of grievance. Vixanne glared at him: “Don’t go anywhere, be good.”
Hence, Suo Fei could only stay there quietly. His mother was an Archmage that couldn’t be provoked. He couldn’t move even one bit with just a simple spell.
The author has something to say: Ten more and something big will happen QAQ
Thanks for the chapter!
MC is stupid. Since he’s used to playing games, it should be immediately obvious to him that the dad was framed or forced to do it. It’s such an obvious red flag.
Well, he’s definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer – that much was obvious from the previous chapters.
Was Grantlyn forced though? Hmmm :”)
I had the same thought, but he still has to rush there to stop him.
There seem to be some name typos in this ch?
But thx for the ch \(≧▽≦)/
Fixed it. Thanks~~
Right… He had looked at Suo Fei with pitying eyes before. Seems like he is sober enough in my opinion. Maybe he just disliked his coward son and already had new family hidden somewhere lol. Poor Suo Fei. I can’t imagine him as super M 😂😂.
poor suo fei…. its not even a week and ur alr gonna die hehe i wonder who he’ll end up wif in the end tho… will manzy save him next chap or will he run away and meet the other “shous” (they prolly aint at this point) mwehehehe i look forward to the next chapter, translator-sama~ ty for the chapter uwu
Tysm for the chapter!☺️
The spoilers always kill me oml
“ super M among all super M’s”? “shou of all shou” “ultimate shou” — hmm I’m looking forward to it :))
Did you use superM poster as hint of super masochist? Cause I don’t have any idea when i saw superM poster will relate to chapt5. Now I see this and can’t stop laughing lol
Thank you for the chapt 💖
Haha yes~ bc we all know the M in superM stands for
masochistmasterflashback to Overdose, Whiplash and No Manners *
…mhm yep :’)
hahaha is this author a fan of lord of the rings?? valinor, the two trees… its right from the silmarillion
I have an edit: “Everything changed when he reached adulthood” => “Everything changed when the fire nation attacked”
Sorry pls don’t kill me I sorrryyyy
Pfft, that’s one quote that never gets old. (¬‿¬)
Thank you very much for the chapter ❤❤❤❤
I wonder what daddy dearest is planning? Was it all a misunderstanding or premeditated?
Thanks for the chapter ~🌸
Thank you for the chapter!
thanks for the chapter! 💜
Omg, I’m lighting an incense for SF’s chrysanthemum lololol
💜💜💜
I would not want to be tossed around by monsters. I would end it before then, because what’s the point of living through that? Heinous experience, better save yourself, even if you can’t go back to the old world