RPGCh12 - Prisoner and Prison (III)

We're recruiting a translator for this novel.
Join us!

Editor: Izrate


Boom. A certain hypersexual felt like he had been hit with a nuclear missile, static ringing in his ear. 0TxFwK

“You you you… What are you… urgh… doing?!”

Shan Ziwei’s voice had gone up an octave. His body was tightly imprisoned, two soft moulds of flesh pressed against his chest, bringing him an intense wave of pleasure. Amidst his desire-distorted vision, his Hearts SP, representing joy, fell at an alarming rate.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry!” Rice Lover buried her head in Shan Ziwei’s chest. She was so embarrassed that she didn’t even dare raise her head, so she hadn’t noticed Shan Ziwei’s strange reaction at all. “The system just gave me a new Scenario. I, I have to ‘force’ someone of the opposite gender against their will! You can struggle if you want!”

No no no, my friend, you chose the wrong person!!! The guy in front of you has a body that’s very shameless! It’s very willing to do it with you! xsP6ht

“Ah… hah~”

Shan Ziwei’s excitement spiked, unable to stifle a soft noise of pleasure. Stunned at the noise he had made, Rice Lover’s grip loosened subconsciously. A flush crept silently over her face. That noise just now… it was inexplicably sensual.

Shan Ziwei used this opportunity to try and push Rice Lover away, yet when his hands began to push at her, his Spades SP suddenly dropped by half with a whoosh.

Shan Ziwei startled, immediately stopping.

0v4o7

[Scenario 5: You firmly believe that a true gentleman should act with their mouth, not with their fists.]

… Are you trying to force hypersexuals into extinction!!!

“Let, hah… let go!”

Rice Lover weakly spoke up, “I’m not allowed to stop forcing you myself. You-you can stop me though!” 2eip8q

––Girl, the problem is I can’t stop you!

Shan Ziwei couldn’t say anything else. His last words had used all of his remaining energy. Now, this hypersexual’s mind was drowned in a sticky swamp of desire. He had to dig his nails into his palms to stop himself from doing anything out of control. For example, pushing the other down.

His Hearts SP still had 10 percent, 9 percent, 7 percent… He was about to enter spiritual breakdown ahahaha…

Shan Ziwei had once wondered to himself what his first death in RPG would be like. He thought he might be killed by a monster, or maybe he’d die from violating System Scenarios, but he had never thought he would be hugged to death by a girl. Could he please… die with a little more dignity? qwq 8GwyZc

Just as Shan Ziwei was about to perish in Rice Lover’s loving embrace, Gaia’s perfectly sculpted face appeared in his vision. The silver-haired black-robed little doll was on its stomach on Shan Ziwei’s head, looking at its owner upside-down. Seeing that it had Shan Ziwei’s attention, Little Gaia opened its mouth wide and out came two Scenario Cards.

“Three of Clubs – Mirror Image” and “Three of Diamonds – Magic Mirror”.

“!”

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

Even though Little Gaia hadn’t said anything, Shan Ziwei understood it immediately. He activated the two Scenario Cards with a speed he had never managed to reach before. jZygsp

[Scenario Five: You can use a mirror to create a mirror image.]

[Scenario Six: You have a magic mirror that can reflect reality and be infinitely reused.]

Chrysanthemum Garden.

Jgjrt!

Pc atf atecvfgber rbecv bo atf rtjaafglcu wlggbg, atf ktlaf-tjlgfv wlggbg lwjuf qlmxfv eq atf gfrabgfv wjulm wlggbg, delfais ujhlcu ja lar bglulcji obgw. gPFdvd

“Vfqjgjaf er, delmx!”

Cr Vtjc Ilkfl mglfv bea lc vfrqfgjalbc, atf wlggbg lwjuf gfjmtfv bea, ugjyylcu Elmf Obnfg’r jgw jcv qeiilcu tfg jkjs ogbw Vtjc Ilkfl klatbea wfgms.

“Ah!”

Rice Lover was yanked away by the mirror image. Barely escaping death, Shan Ziwei gasped for breath, staring at the remaining 2 percent of his Hearts SP. He hadn’t been expecting anything to come out of his actions, but surprisingly, it had worked and saved him. Shan Ziwei didn’t have time to recover though, he hurriedly looked towards his mirror image – his mirror image retained his Scenarios, so what had happened just now was sure to reduce its Spades SP directly to zero! OdoIL6

As expected, his mirror image’s eyes had gone red, clearly having entered spiritual breakdown. Shan Ziwei watched it warily, already preparing to be chased down by his crazed mirror image again, but he hadn’t expected that his mirror image’s attention wouldn’t even be on him but on… Rice Lover?

Rice Lover stared in surprise at the white-haired young man who was identical to Shan Ziwei. The hand gripping her arm was like an iron cuff. Even though she had turned down her pain setting, she could still feel an ache radiating from where the other was gripping her.

“Why didn’t you let go when he told you to?”

The white-haired young man’s eyes seemed to exude an aura that held the cruel scent of blood. The mirror image thought for a moment before it gave a chilling smile. aWTPt0

“Do your ears not work?”

The white-haired red-eyed young man let go of Rice Lover, taking out his longsword and cutting off his own left ear like cutting through tofu.

“Here, I’ll give you my ear.”

The white-haired young man, held out the bloody, decapitated ear to Rice Lover, blood pouring down his face and staining his smile red. NMPOQI

“Hurry and cut off your ear, too. Put mine on. Then you’ll know how to listen.”

His smile was filled with sweet innocence, exposing his twisted and crazy thoughts.

“Because when it comes to him, I’m always the most obedient.”

Rice Lover stared and was stunned for a moment before she screamed, turned and ran. The smile on the white-haired mirror image faded, leaving behind madness. oPlHfE

“If you refuse to listen and obey him, then don’t get close to him.” He threw away his own ear like it was trash, giving chase. The dark aura that surrounded him was practically tangible. “Since you got close to him, I guess you can die now.”

Shan Ziwei stared, frozen, at the crazy mirror image with his face. His shock and terror was no less than Rice Lover’s. He wanted to run over to stop this, but just as he managed to catch her eye, he heard her let out a terrified scream and then a bottle came flying at him.

Please visit chrysanthemumgarden (dot) com

“Cough cough cough…”

The bottle exploded in white smoke. Shan Ziwei was left coughing his lungs out in the smoke and by the time it dispersed, his mirror image and Rice Lover were nowhere to be seen. ctK94n

“…”

Shan Ziwei stood all alone in the baths, feeling somewhat desolate. He had a feeling that Rice Lover would never approach him again… ever.

Little Gaia jumped down onto the floor, its long sleeves dragging behind it as it ran to pick up the magic mirror. Yet, halfway there, its attention was caught by something else. It was Rice Lover’s bath bucket. Due to the other running away, it had been tipped over and its contents spilled out. Little Gaia picked it up and wormed inside it. After a while of wriggling about, Shan Ziwei saw his Toybox happily toddle back over with the bucket over its head like a turtle’s shell.

Shan Ziwei took the bucket off, revealing the cute, smol Gaia inside. The silver-haired black-robed doll sat on the ground with the magic mirror on its back and was hugging three light yellow, round objects like it was offering him the treasure. BWj1vb

[Soap

Type: Five of Hearts

Category: Projectile

Effect: Force one male within a distance of 3 to bend at the waist. jfxMve

Description: Huh? There’s a bar of soap here. Wait, my hand… why can’t I stop myself from going to pick it up…]

Upon seeing that effect and description, Shan Ziwei felt his chrysanthemum tighten and immediately switched from bending down at the waist to squatting. Little Gaia carried the soap in its arms, head raised. Its expression was as blank as ever, but the mask on its head was clearly begging to be praised.

“Thanks.”

Shan Ziwei took the magic mirror and hung it around his neck, patting Little Gaia’s little head. Instantly, Little Gaia’s mask seemed to bloom with flowers of joy. s3Q1g6

Shan Ziwei was about to get Little Gaia to put away the soap, book and “Five of Clubs – Art of Lying”, but then he realized that the Toybox inventory was full already. Little Gaia’s Toybox inventory could hold five different objects. Currently, it had the golden arrow, chess box and a bishop chess piece. Since the chess box could only hold one set of chess pieces. It meant that it could only hold one king, one queen, two castles, etc. With two bishops already inside, the bishop dropped by Teddy couldn’t be put inside as well, so it took up a space of its own.

Shan Ziwei put everything else inside, taking out the bishop chess piece and handing it to Little Gaia.

Little Gaia cocked its head to the side, sending a text bubble floating up: [?]

“A reward for you. Use it to level up.” JYzQ3k

[~]

A little text bubble of joy appeared from Little Gaia’s mouth. It came closer and swallowed the bishop chess piece whole – along with Shan Ziwei’s fingers.

Read more BL at chrysanthemumgarden (dot) com

“… !!!”

Under Shan Ziwei’s shocked gaze, Little Gaia docilely let Shan Ziwei’s fingers back out, licking its lips. No one knew if it was savouring the flavour of that bishop chess piece or Shan Ziwei’s fingers. hsN95c

Shan Ziwei couldn’t help but hide his hand behind his back, silently gazing at his Hearts SP, which had dropped by another percent. He had always thought Little Gaia’s mouth was like some sort of hammer space, but in reality, it had felt like his fingers were really inside someone else’s mouth just now. Soft, warm wetness had encased his fingers, the intense feeling thrumming through his veins and into his heart.

Little Gaia seemed to be drowsy after eating the chess piece and yawned. It rubbed its eyes with its little hands, covered by its sleeves and soon fell asleep. Shan Ziwei wasn’t sure if this was a part of the level up process. He put the sleeping Little Gaia back onto his shoulder and got up to continue the chessboard.

[Scenario 4: You have finished preparations to break out of prison in the library. (00:11:12)]

There were eleven minutes until Scenario 4 activated. Though Shan Ziwei was pretty sure there were no more clues in the library, he went back just in case. The moment he got there, Scenario 4 lit up and Shan Ziwei let out a sigh of relief at his unchanging SP bars. Currently, his Hearts SP only had 1 percent remaining. Basically, if he violated a scenario, it was death for him at this point. oiYpzu

[Scenario 6: You met your allies at the agreed location. (1:00:00)]

“The agreed location…”

Shan Ziwei thought it over for a moment. Considering the current information they had, the most likely place was the cafeteria. At the thought of the cafeteria, the prison guard “he” had tricked came to Shan Ziwei’s mind. He had a bad feeling about this.

“First thing’s first, let’s regroup with the others.” qL9djo

Shan Ziwei pulled back his foot which was just about to step into the library, turned and ran in the direction of the cafeteria.

Then, he met the biggest obstacle yet in this entire chessboard.

Shan Ziwei hid in the shadows, peeking out at the prison guards outside – yup, prison guards. After a few hours of chaos, the prison guards had finally arrived. There were very few prisoners in the halls now; most seemed to have been replaced by patrolling prison guards. Upon seeing prisoners, these prison guards would charge up to them and attack without a moment of hesitation, clearly “hostile” in stance to prisoners. Most importantly, they were “knight” level pawns.

They were a level up from the prisoners, knight-level pawns like the City of Toys’ Mr. White Rabbit. dPr2qp

This dispersed all thoughts of brute forcing his way through. Shan Ziwei’s current SP was in a complete mess at the moment. His lowest Hearts SP only had 1 percent remaining. If an enemy with a Hearts type attack came after him, his Hearts SP would instantly hit zero. RPG’s combat system was just that troublesome. The different suit SP gauges were equal to health bars. If his SP fell, his health fell.

But that wasn’t the most important thing. What was most important was that right now he, couldn’t, use, violence, at all!

As soon as he tried anything, his Spades SP would drop! And each drop was half his max SP! Twice and he would enter spiritual breakdown! Once that happened, he’d turn into a madman like his mirror images!

Shan Ziwei had never imagined he’d hate a saying so much as he did right now. Even though that saying encapsulated one of the core values of Chinese culture, the current Shan Ziwei just wanted to erase it from existence. a8 H90

–– Fuck your “acting with mouth not with fists”!

With no other choice, Shan Ziwei could only tiptoe around and play hide-and-seek with the prison guards. Earlier, it had only taken him twenty minutes to get to the library from his cell; now this journey would take far longer. Shan Ziwei suddenly understood something. If the system gave you a scenario with a long activation time, it meant that scenario would take a very long time to accomplish.

Chrysanthemum Garden.

[Scenario 7: You don’t like sneaking around. (00:01:00)]

………………………………….. bdFh8E

…………

Game development team, come over here, I promise I won’t hurt you!!!

Leave a Comment

18 comments

  1. Lol😂😂 poor MC!!

    Little Gaia is so cute😍

    Tysm for the chapter!😍😍😊

  2. The system isn’t being nice at all, almost like it enjoys the players’ suffering haha! ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

    Thanks for the chapter! ((o(*゚▽゚*)o))

  3. That soap “ability” reminded me of one guy from the manhua Hero? I quit a long time ago. lolol

    Hmm, can’t he remove the prisoners clothes again? Maybe then the guards would ignore him?

    Thx for the ch \(≧▽≦)/

  4. Little Gaia is so cuuuuutteee!! I WANT ONE!!!! And Shanzi can just remove his prisoner clothes to remove evil and aggro from the guards but he pulls aggro from prisoners instead right, and he can BS his way out of explaining him not being a prisoner

  5. I never laughed so hard!!! OMG 😂🤣 and little Gaia getting saucy too! Shanzi’s done for 😘