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When Chen You was young, he was a small handsome kid. When he got older, he grew into a handsome man. Before experiencing life in this ugly shell, he knew that people treated beauty and ugliness differently.

But he never knew that the gap was so great. R64AjV

If the person living in the Lei household wasn’t so ugly and, instead, was simply normal-looking, it wouldn’t have provoked such a fierce response from others like Lei Ye.

Even if he was handsome, if he was only at an average degree of attractiveness and didn’t reach Lei Ming’s level, he would’ve received a different kind of treatment.

Chrysanthemum Garden.

Chen You sighed, “Suddenly, I’m reminded of one of my junior high school classmates.”

“She was extremely fat. The class nicknamed her fat pig and the most important thing for them to do every day was to play tricks and make fun of her.” aTJOum

“444, do you know what happened to that girl later on?”

The system asked, “What?”

“She died,” Chen You explained, “The classroom was on the third floor, and she jumped down the stairs, in front of the people who often bullied her.”

The system was silent.

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Chen You was silent too.

At that time, he was also ignorant. He’d thought that the girl was too extreme and took the attitudes of others too seriously. If she just freed her mind and kept an optimistic outlook, she would realize that it’s not that big a deal.

Thinking about it now, If you don’t experience it, then you can’t randomly spew nonsense.

On the grass, the thin child lay still. His eyes were wet, and his expression was despairing. yotAkp

In the midst of this depressing atmosphere, a bug crawled over.

Chen You gently pinched the insect and flicked it aside. “Baby, watch your step. Safety first, don’t mess about.”

He suddenly froze. What’s going on? When he fell down, he’d felt a sharp pain in his internal organs. Now, why doesn’t it hurt at all? And the blood in his throat?

Chen You’s eyes were full of consternation. Don’t mention vomiting blood, he felt like he could now stand up, run for one hundred and eighty laps, and jump off the ground three meters into the air. DT6QIP

Too OP.

Chen You laughed, “Am I immortal?”

System, “Want to try?”

Chen You, “No.” 2NycGI

The system prompted, “The target is approaching.”

“444, give me a bit of blood.” Chen You said in a hurry, “Just one mouthful, no more.”

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When Lei Ming came over, he saw the child with his head askew and a trail of blood dripping from the corner of his mouth.

His face darkened. 1TV9Jq

Chen You was peeking from the corner of his eyes. Hurry, hurry, hurry. I can’t hold on much longer, the blood in my mouth is about to leak out.

As soon as Lei Ming arrived, Chen You coughed up the mouthful of blood. Feels much better.

This incident stirred up enough trouble to reach the ears of Lei Ye’s parents. Faced with the disaster their son had created, the husband and wife finally saw eye to eye for the first time.

“What, let me apologize to that ugly kid?” ZlEYVS

Lei Ye sneered as if he was hearing a big joke, “I won’t go!”

Lei Father replied, “Don’t go? Fine, then tomorrow you can take a trip to Fujian Garden.”

Lei Ye was confused, “Dad, what’s the point of me going there?”

Lei Father slowly enunciated, “I will buy you a burial spot facing south. As for your mother, you should ask her whether it should be placed near the north or south.” 8RprZB

Lei Ye,“……”

He said, “Dad, you haven’t seen just how disgusting that kid looks. I don’t know if big brother has gone crazy, bringing him home and taking him everywhere he goes.”

“Does it have anything to do with you?” Lei Father slammed his fist into the table. “Your elder brother can find whoever he wants. Even if he likes an animal, that’s his business. What are you getting out of this?”

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“I think the crazy one is you!” dFQv96

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Lei Ye rose to his feet from the sofa and stared, “Old man, do you have to be so ruthless?”

“You are the ruthless one,” Lei Father retorted, “You play around with that disreputable gang of friends, not caring at all about your parents’ old life.”

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Lei Ye’s face was blue and then red. He pulled at his hair vigorously, “Go, I’ll go, ba!”

Lei Father took a sip of tea. “The earlier you go, the earlier you can come back.” oDEvCQ

“Such a big man should be responsible for his own behavior. You should do what you should do. If you can’t get your big brother to cool down his anger, then you don’t need to come back.”

Lei Ye choked on the lump of blood in his throat and departed.

In the hospital, Chen You was bored and was telling the system some short stories. When he saw Lei Ye coming in through the door, he immediately looked weak and feeble.

Although he was perfectly fine, that was only because of his exceptional gifts. Otherwise, he was bound to have internal bleeding. It would’ve been a grave injury, critical enough that his life could be in danger. 9vgKYq

This time he would have to ask Lei Ming to retaliate for him.

As Lei Ye walked towards the bed, his tongue was tied in a knot and it took him a few tries before he was able to straighten it out. “Little brother, this morning, big brother was just playing with you.”

Forcing me to play, why don’t I watch you play? Chen You suppressed the fire in his heart, “Playing with me?”

“Yes.” Lei Ye put on a dog shit smile, “Big brother likes you, so he took you to play.” Zj5UVQ

“At the time, this elder brother was talking to some friends. He was careless and didn’t catch you.”

Chen You, “Oh, I see.”

Lei Ye said, “Can you explain the situation to big brother’s elder brother?”

Chen You answered, “I can.” cnHCqX

Just when Lei Ye’s relief was about to overtake him, he heard the child say, “Big brother, if you jump off the starship to play, then I’ll tell big brother’s older brother.”

Lei Ye spit blood, fuck. This child is the devil.

He thought he’d better confess his mistake to big brother personally. At least he would know how he died.

When Chen You saw Lei Ye again, he was in a wheelchair. One arm was still bandaged and his hands and feet were injured. Needless to say, his face looked like it had been run over by a wheel, too horrifying to look at. NzQ 0i

He put down a vicious sentence, “Little devil, don’t come within two meters of Laozi from now on!”

Chen You smiled and waved. “Big brother, goodbye, ah.”

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Lei Ye was driven mad with anger.

Soon after, Lei Ming entered his room. “Go back.” 2VuiA6

Chen You had a confused expression.

Lei Ming took a look at him. “If you want to lie down, then go back to lie down.”

The corners of Chen You’s mouth twitched. He almost forgot, he and Xiao Ming are compatriots, and Lei Ming definitely knew more about their situation than him.

So this time, he just took this opportunity to cut off his cousin. XPSZ o

Wu Wei asked Lei Ming to play chess. “Is the child alright?”

“He’s fine,” said Lei Ming.

Wu Wei poured him some tea. “The child is still young. He has a restless mind and likes to meet new people and do different things. It’s normal to make trouble occasionally. He should get better in a few years.”

Lei Ming remained reticent and silently placed down a black chess piece. LXoFm6

Wu Wei seemed a little strange. When he saw the man raise the tea cup, his pale and thin lips lightly pressed against the edge, and his Adam’s apple roll, a smile appeared on his face.

Before the chess game was over, Lei Ming’s upright sitting posture had changed. He pressed against his forehead with his hand and breathed heavily.

Wu Wei asked with concern, “Uncomfortable?”

“A little,” Lei Ming replied. Uvu tc

He got up, about to leave, but ended up sitting back down.

“A headache?” Wu Wei inquired, “Let me help you lie down for a bit.”

Lei Ming frequently had headaches, and Wu Wei was one of the few people who knew about it. It was clear how much attention he normally paid to Lei Ming.

After lying down, Lei Ming’s condition did not improve, and his breathing only grew heavier. jnDxG4

Wu Wei stood at his side, and there was something quietly surging in his drooping eyes. He was a man who refused to show any signs of love to many suitors around him, with only one in his heart, but the other party was completely unaware.

Over the years, according to his observation, Lei Ming’s body seemed to have been born without a love switch, and since it didn’t even exist, nothing could move him.

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Only recently, an unforeseen factor had arrived.

It was impossible to understand. Wu Wei just couldn’t figure it out. Such an inconspicuous person, let alone a former small prisoner, was able to do what he had always wanted to do, but could never do. KR0LPq

Lei Ming’s eyes were closed as his chest violently fluctuated. A particular scent entered his domain, and his forehead furrowed into three lines.

Wu Wei was reaching out when a rough and hot hand clamped down and pushed him away.

As a soldier, Lei Ming’s strength was very forceful, and he was directly thrown to the ground.

As he got up, Wu Wei’s expression had changed. His usual warm and gentle countenance was replaced with shame and anger as his own resolution strengthened. e0VniN

Everything had long been prepared. He would definitely succeed.

Wu Wei bit his lip and reached out to touch the man when his hand was caught once again.

Suddenly, he noticed that the man was looking at him. He raised his head and calmly met the other’s eyes. “I saw that you looked uncomfortable, so I wanted to take off your coat and let you have a good rest.”

Lei Ming sat up, his breathing already back to a steady state. uvWb3O

It’s not that he has no desires. Rather, ordinary people are unable to imagine the magnitude of his desires. 

The things that ordinary people cannot resist don’t work that well on him. He used a brief moment of clarity to collect himself.

Lei Ming left without saying a word.

Standing in the same place, Wu Wei’s face changed colors. He knows. aQFRwf

It’s good that he knows.

Wu Wei lay down where the man had just been resting. Good friend, I’ve been pretending long enough.

Lei Ming came home and carried the gaming-addicted child to the bedroom. The thing that Wu Wei could never tempt him to do, even with the use of drugs, was now incredibly easy to achieve.

Chen You was thrown into bed. Unexpectedly, the four brothers were meeting again so soon. He said in his heart, “I have a hunch that I will become a swan this time.” 2n7ftJ

The system said, “Jia you.

Chen You added, “Get me a box of Red Bull.”

Chrysanthemum Garden.

He was twisted this way and that way by Lei Ming, flipped over and over again and, just like a pancake, was cooked through.

Last time, it was one day and one night. This time, it was three days and three nights. He felt like he was flying. E61nG9

This second time was a little different from their first. They seemed to be even more harmonious.

How do I phrase it? It just seems natural for you to be this size and for me to be this size. Both of us are just right. We’re two of a kind, a perfect match.

Chen You once again suffered from a pain that made him want to die. If he didn’t know what the reason was this time, then he would truly be missing some brain cells.

“A lot of things have fallen off my body. I’m going to evolve. Was Xiao Ming the same as me before?” AtSHvr

The system answered, “Not the same.”

Chen You said, “Us two are the same race.”

The system explained, “But you’re female and he’s male.”

Then he was a mother? Chen You grasped his pendants and bitterly slapped them. “Children, I’m being serious, what’s the point in Dad having you two?” XSA9ax

Lei Ming happened to push open the door and not only saw this, but also heard it.

It was a bit awkward.

Chen You wiped his pendants and casually put them away, acting as if nothing had happened.

He wanted a mirror to see if he was beautiful and check whether he transformed into a swan or not. Unfortunately, the system said that his Good points were insufficient. KM8Bf2

“What the fuck, aren’t I very rich?”

The system said, “That was before. Now you are poor, very poor.”

Chen You felt that he had only recently owned a gold mountain and could not accept the fact that he was already a poor man. “You must have made a mistake!”

System, “…” If you’re happy, then that’s all you need. CNXP8T

Chen You knew that there were mirrors in the bedroom, but he didn’t know how to use the optical computer to take them out, and Lei Ming wouldn’t do it for him.

Not only that, Lei Ming wouldn’t even let him out of the bedroom door.

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Chen You, who was inexplicably banned, was terrified. “Am I disfigured?” So Lei Ming, afraid that he would go out and frighten his servants and soldiers to death, locked him up?

The system said, “No.” 5HtOMo

Chen You didn’t believe it. Then, the system gave him another next sentence, “You don’t have the looks capable of such destruction.”

“…”

Chen You was worried. He touched his face eight hundred times a day, almost breaking the skin on his face. The system didn’t give him a mirror and neither did Lei Ming.

There is no love. FBdCmv

Only the adjutant was still good. He never disliked him for being ugly. It was a pity that he was only an adjutant and was required to obey Lei Ming’s orders.

Compared to rolling in the sheets with Lei Ming, Chen You liked playing games more. With other players, he heng-heng-ha-hei’d. As a result, he was also forbidden from playing games.

“Major general, I want to go out.”

Lei Ming’s words were brief and brooked no refusal. “No.” 8C0XTb

Chen You listlessly tugged at the collar around his neck. After a while, he sighed morosely. He felt like a little sparrow that had been caught and caged before he had the opportunity to transform into a canary.

Without using words, Chen You used various methods to express the message “I’m bored” to Lei Ming.

Lei Ming didn’t respond and just gave him a little toy to play with.

It was a very long rope the same color as Lei Ming’s uniform. On the rope, there was a set of evenly spaced small knots that had things inlaid inside. He didn’t know what material it was, but it was pretty. 0fnskU

Chen You curiously asked, “What’s this for?”

Lei Ming replied, “To tie it up.”

Chen You who was still pure and simple, Oy, “Tie it where?” Is it the neck again this time?

Lei Ming was expressionless, “On your pendants.” qkdlMZ

Hearing that word from the man’s mouth, Chen You abruptly raised his head. Not bad, Xiao Ming, integrating into our small family so quickly.

He looked at the rope, shook his head and said, “Don’t need it.” If you want me to tie a butterfly knot for you to see, you can just tell me. I don’t need to use a rope. I’ll just twist around my two pendants and arrange them for you.

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Lei Ming’s face was still blank. “Tie it up, you’ll have something to play with later.”

Chen You’s eyes opened wide, his entire face unbelieving. Is it real or fake? I thought I’d already been abandoned. Can I really have something to play with? k1nfH

He excitedly tied the rope around his pendants and waited for the miracle to happen.


Luoshenhua: Super late chapter, but another one should be heading your way at the end of this weekend! MVP this chapter is Lei Ye’s father hahaha, he was throwing some major shade.

Translator's Note

This is a Chinese phrase that it used to express support. An English equivalent would be something along the lines of “Get it, gurl.” or “You can do it!” or “Fight on!” etc.

Translator's Note

In case it isn’t clear, he’s referring to his pendants as “children” and himself as “Dad.”

Translator's Note

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think he earned a ton at the end of the first arc when he drove away from the city with the car bomb. Don’t know where all those points went, though.

Translator's Note

Haha, it’s the melody from the Nunchuks song, but I think it just means that he’s fighting with/against other players and generally having fun with them.

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12 comments

  1. Thanks for the chapter! Poor MC and his lack of entertainment…. 😂

  2. thanks so much for the update! i am loving this arc the most so far haha, i just read the update and already cant wait for the next, good job 🙂

  3. I’ve been liking this arc so far compared to the previous arcs. The translation is also great. Very nice to the eyes and reader friendy (just my opinion though 😅)

    Thanks for the chapter 😊

  4. Now I am really felling sorry for MC…in which arc ML would finally be a normal human being and treat him nicely? Poor MC , caged like that.

  5. If I remember correctly, the last time his 1M good will points was mentioned was in the previous arc wherein it was stated that he only had about a quarter of it left due to his splurging.

  6. Thanks for the great translation. The MC is always a riot and a joy to read. Seriously adore this novel. <3