Translator: StormFrost
Editor: Misogi
I Won’t be an Elder Brother for Many Years [10]
“Yi Huai, what on earth did you do to my father?!” Shen Youling’s gun rested heavily against Yi Huai’s forehead. Her eyes were full of rage and judging from the gnashing of her teeth, her fingers were itching to directly pull the trigger.
Confronted with the threat of death Yi Huai’s expression was calm. He lightly said, “Shen Youling, do you know what you are doing?”
“Of course I know!!” Shen Youling shouted. “Dad getting that strange illness at that time, was it because of you?”
Yi Huai looked at Shen Youling coldly.
“You two-faced beast!” She looked at Yi Huai’s indifferent expression and her entire person almost blew her top. She said, “Just how did my father treat you in the past several years? Everyone with eyes had seen it. What about you? Is this how you repay his kindness towards you? Yi Huai, you’re really something! Even the cruel and unscrupulous won’t be as excessive as this.”
There was a faint bit of disdain in Yi Huai’s eyes. However, he chose to continue to provoke Shen Youling and said with a smile, “Even if it’s like this, so what?”
Upon hearing this Shen Youling lifted her hand and used the butt of the gun to heavily strike Yi Huai’s head.
A wound was smashed onto Yi Huai’s head, blood flowing down his cheek and finally dripping down his chin. He lowered his eyes and his eyelashes trembled——If Shen Youling hadn’t heard what he had just said with her own ears, she feared that she would have thought him innocent when she saw him.
Was Yi Huai innocent? How could he be innocent!
Shen Youling thought of the traces on Shen Yucheng’s body. It was difficult to think about how much harm and humiliation her father had suffered from the seemingly innocent man before her eyes.
Yi Huai whose face was covered with blood from being hit, however, laughed.
“What are you laughing at!” Shen Youling’s heart was full of agitation. She said, “Another fucking laugh and this old woman will shoot you!”
Yi Huai said, “Shen Youling, shoot.”
Shen Youling’s eyes widened.
“Shoot.” Yi Huai smiled gently, just like a siren that tempted sailors from within the ocean mist. He said, “If you kill me, your father will be free.”——As if.
Shen Youling gnashed her teeth and said, “You think that I won’t dare to?!”
Yi Huai tilted his head and reached out his finger to lightly tap the gun pointed at his forehead. “I know that you dare to.”
After he said this, Shen Youling seemed to see an illusion appear before her eyes. She unexpectedly heard a gunshot and Yi Huai’s head was like a watermelon that was kicked open and directly exploded.
Bright red blood splattered in all directions and splashed all over her face. Shen Youling stood still, somewhat foolishly.
However, these hallucinations lasted but an instant. When she reacted again, she found that the gun which was originally in her hands was now being fiddled with in Yi Huai’s. Said person was still sitting in front of Shen Youling, maintaining his indifferent appearance.
Shen Youling showed a stunned look and involuntarily took two steps back.
“Youling.” Yi Huai said coldly. “Sometimes I really envy you.”
Shen Youling looked at Yi Huai with hatred.
“Look, how happy you are.” Yi Huai said. “Mister treats you like a treasure and holds you in his heart to love dearly. Whatever you want, you get and he begrudges to let you be stained with any other colors.”
Shen Youling said, “Yi Huai——”
Yi Huai continued to say, “But I’m different. I had originally come from the mud and it doesn’t matter if I’m painted with a mess of colors——Because I was already black.”
Shen Youling said, “How did you do it? That illusion just now……”
Yi Huai simply didn’t answer Shen Youling. No one could make him answer questions he didn’t want to answer.
He stood up and said softly, “As for me and Mister, how do you know that we aren’t together of our own free will?”
Shen Youling turned deathly pale and said, “How can he be willing——Dad doesn’t like men!”
Yi Huai said, “Mister doesn’t like men. So then why hasn’t he found you a mother after so many years?”
Shen Youling said, “That’s because Dad loves me!”
Yi Huai said coldly, “Ludicrous.”
Shen Youling said, “What the hell are you? Give Dad back to me. Otherwise, I will find a way to kill you!”
Yi Huai said, “Since you are so self-confident, how about confronting Mister once?”
Shen Youling completely hadn’t thought that Yi Huai would be able to say such words and asked, “Confront?”
Yi Huai flippantly said, “Yeah. Let Mister tell you personally whether he likes men or not.”
Shen Youling said, “Even if Dad says he does, it could be that you threatened him!”
Yi Huai laughed, “Foolish girl, can Mister be threatened by people, don’t tell me that you still don’t know?”
Shen Youling pursed her lips and did not speak, her eyes full of doubt.
Yi Huai said, “Or, you can call Mister right now to confirm it.”
Shen Youling hesitated slightly, but under Yi Huai’s calm gaze, she dialed Shen Youling’s phone.
Chen Liguo was in the middle of watching TV at home when the mobile phone that had been pretty much reduced to a game console rang. He looked over and found that it was his own darling daughter’s call so he happily accepted it, “Hello.”
Shen Youling said, “Dad……”
Chen Liguo issued and ‘en’.
Shen Youling asked with hesitation, “You, what are you doing right now?”
Chen Liguo said, “Resting, what’s wrong?”
Shen Youling asked gently, “Dad, you and Yi Huai, what’s going on?”
There was silence on the other end and Shen Youling looked at Yi Huai. She found that Yi Huai seemed to be very indifferent to Shen Youling’s reaction on the phone and instead took out a file folder, intending on doing work.
“What ‘what’s going on’?” Chen Liguo’s voice was steady. “What do you mean?”
Shen Youling said, “Dad, if he did anything to you, tell me okay? I’m in his office right now.” She said this, then added, “He’s already been subdued by me.”
Yi Huai did not mind Shen Youling’s lies and on the contrary, showed a smile.
Shen Youling saw Yi Huai’s smile and inexplicably felt a bit of coldness in her heart.
“Nonsense.” Against Shen Youling’s expectations, Shen Yucheng on the other end of the phone wasn’t the least bit happy upon hearing of Yi Huai’s subjugation. Instead, his tone became serious. He said, “Youling, do not mess around.”
Shen Youling was stunned and said, “Dad……”
“Yi Huai and my affairs, we will solve ourselves.” Shen Yucheng’s voice was so steady that the fear in Shen Youling’s heart calmed. He said, “Do not butt your way in.”
Shen Youling said, “Dad, I can help you……”
“You don’t understand at all.” Shen Yucheng said. “Go back okay? Don’t cause Yi Huai any more trouble.”
After he said this, he inconsiderately hung up.
Shen Youling showed a dazed expression and mumbled, “Impossible…..”
However, Yi Huai had long anticipated this outcome. How could Shen Yucheng be willing, willing to let his precious daughter get involved in this matter?
Even if his teeth are ground into pieces and even if he holds on firmly, Shen Yucheng would not show any weakness in front of Shen Youling.
Shen Youling’s eyes were blank, in a trance.
Yi Huai said, “Go back.”
Shen Youling said, “You, you really didn’t deceive me?”
Yi Huai laughed, “I might lie to you, but your father won’t ever lie to you right.”
Shen Youling still didn’t believe it, but the facts were cruelly exhibited before her, not allowing her doubts.
Yi Huai then asked, “When are you intending to get married?”
Shen Youling looked at Yi Huai and after a moment of hesitation, said, “After graduating from university.”
Shen Youling was still attending classes but Yi Huai had dropped out of school. He said, “Remember to send more invitation cards.”
Shen Youling clenched her teeth and staggered away.
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Yi Huai watched Shen Youling leave. After she left the house, he slowly took out his mobile phone and gave Shen Yucheng a call.
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Shen Yucheng was silent.
Yi Huai said somewhat sadly, “Mister really is biased.”
The two men were silent for a long time. Shen Yucheng’s harsh voice sounded through, “Do not touch Youling.”
Yi Huai said, “What will Mister trade in return?”
Shen Yucheng did not speak.
Yi Huai said, “I suddenly really want to see Mister.”
The call was then disconnected. Yi Huai looked at the screen of his phone and exposed a sweet and matchless smile.
Chen Liguo nested at home as he called Yi Huai. He found that this elder brother’s mental state really was getting worse and worse. His tone through the call was like a homicidal maniac’s in a mystery film.
After Chen Liguo hung up, he trembled and asked the system, “Tong-er, how’s Youling’s destiny completion degree?”
The system said, “Hasn’t moved.”
Only then did Chen Liguo believe that she hadn’t been hurt. He breathed a sigh of relief and then said, “How come I feel that Yi Huai is becoming more and more abnormal……”
The system asked, “Why?”
Chen Liguo said, “The tone he just spoke with earlier! I can even imagine the expression on his face!”
The system said, “I think there may be some kind of BUG in this world and suggest that you leave immediately.” This was its intuition. Although nothing wrong had appeared within the system, it simply felt that this world was very…… strange.
Chen Liguo said, “It’s almost full ah. I’ve already gone through over a dozen years, I’ll continue enduring, continue enduring.”
The system did not continue urging either.
Yi Huai said that he couldn’t wait to see Chen Liguo and as expected, he appeared at home half an hour later.
His forehead really had been hurt by Shen Youling and an eye-grabbing bloodstain could be seen on him.
Yi Huai entered the house, took off his coat, then called lowly, “Mister.”
Chen Liguo sat on the sofa and ignored him.
The heating was on at this time and the floor was covered with a thick carpet. Yi Huai walked over and the first thing he did was unexpectedly to half-kneel before Chen Liguo.
Chen Liguo was given a fright by his action. Then he saw that Yi Huai’s next action was to bend down and take his feet out of his slippers and use his face to feel it’s temperature.
“Mister’s feet are so cold.” Yi Huai said. “Why didn’t you wear socks?”
Chen Liguo’s heart became even more horrified. He said, “Don’t want to wear them.”
Yi Huai said, “Without socks, it’s easy to get sick.” Upon saying so, a bit of worry appeared between his brows, as if he loved Chen Liguo but had no way to manage him.
Chen Liguo said coldly, “You don’t need to care for this.”
Yi Huai said, “Does Mister like this carpet?”
This topic came up rather bafflingly. This carpet had been changed two days ago. It was said that Yi Huai had specially purchased this wool carpet from K country——Chen Liguo, however, didn’t feel anything special. Only, it was pretty soft and comfortable to step on.
Yi Huai said, “This carpet is very comfortable to lay on, would Mister like to try it?”
How could Chen Liguo, this old driver with a several decade-old driver’s license, not understand Yi Huai’s meaning? He almost exposed his eagerness to try——In the end he resisted it and said, “Yi Huai, you really are a lunatic.”
Yi Huai showed a wronged expression when he heard this. He said, “If Mister says I’m crazy then I suppose I am.”
Upon saying this, he lowered his head once again and kissed Chen Liguo’s instep.
Chen Liguo discovered that Yi Huai had an unusual interest in his feet. Although they were indeed good looking with smooth white nails and exquisite ankles——It did not mean that Chen Liguo could accept kissing him after he kissed his feet.
Chen Liguo: “This is a flavorsome kiss.”
System: “……”
Chen Liguo said, “Ai, can’t he just change the order?” Was it not good to first kiss the lips then kiss the feet?
System: “……”
Chen Liguo said, “Tong-er why aren’t you saying anything?”
The system said, “What did you say? I was listening to the Diamond Sutra just now and didn’t hear.”
Chen Liguo: “……” The love with the system has ceased and the family love will also come to an end.
Yi Huai picked Chen Liguo up and solemnly put him on the ground.
Chen Liguo once again showed the appearance of being powerless from head to toe. He pursed his lips, humiliation and coldness between his brows.
In the warm room and on the soft carpet, Yi Huai slowly removed Chen Liguo’s clothes and they reached the great harmony of life.
Chen Liguo looked at the ceiling and felt confused and chaotic, as if he was a baby in his mother’s womb.
Yi Huai licked a bead of sweat on the tip of Chen Liguo’s nose and asked, “Does Mister feel good?”
Chen Liguo did not utter a sound.
Yi Huai said, “Mister definitely feels good.”
Chen Liguo felt that this carpet really was soft and to some extent, was even more comfortable than the bed——With some news still broadcasting on the television in the background, he was drawn into Yi Huai’s embrace again.
Yi Huai hugged Chen Liguo and said, “When I first saw Mister, I really liked Mister.”
Chen Liguo’s mind was full of paste and vaguely remembered how old Yi Huai was when they met. Hearing Yi Huai say this, he couldn’t help but sigh that this fellow was so young but unexpectedly so brutal——En, his sight really was good.
Yi Huai said, “Mister is so beautiful, like a fairy in a picture book.”
Chen Liguo said in his heart: Continue praising, don’t stop.
Yi Huai said, “Youling said she would get married after graduating.”
Chen Liguo’s eyes flashed. He hadn’t expected that his family’s daughter would be in such a hurry. She would graduate next year. He would be able to attend her wedding.
Yi Huai said, “When the time comes, Mister must definitely come attend her wedding with me.”
Chen Liguo listened and listened and almost fell asleep.
Yi Huai saw Chen Liguo’s tired sleepy face and there was a strong tenderness between his brows. He carried Chen Liguo to the washroom and took a bath. Then, he had people change the hideous mess of a carpet.——He had bought several hundreds of the exact same carpet. It was enough to use for many years.
Yi Huai wanted to do a lot of things to the Mister, but they had a long time, so he wasn’t in a hurry——They could do everything one by one.
Chen Liguo was obliged to sigh that the kidneys of young people were really good and that his old arms and legs were going to break from being tormented.
He had originally thought that Yi Huai wanting to experience the carpet had been a whim, but didn’t expect that this kid seemed to be stimulated by Shen Youling for he took Chen Liguo the window——
When Chen Liguo was stuck to the glass window, his entire person became foolish. He knew that this glass window wasn’t one-sided and if someone was outside, they only needed to look up to see what they were doing.
“Yi! Huai!” Chen Liguo grit his teeth. “Don’t go too far!”
Yi Huai asked, “Is Mister shy?”
Chen Liguo said, “I will definitely kill you one day!”
Yi Huai laughed lowly and said, “If Mister tightens a bit more, then Mister will really kill me.”
Chen Liguo was overwhelmed with shame and vexation and close to biting a tooth broken.
Yi Huai added on some obscene words. It wasn’t until Chen Liguo’s ears flushed red from being teased that he laughed, “I hadn’t expected that Mister would be so pure in this kind of matter.”
Chen Liguo reached out and slapped him.
Yi Huai didn’t mind either. He leaned in and kissed Chen Liguo’s lips.
The two tangled together once again.
The system had thought that it would only need to read through its Sutra for one day. Then after a week, the system thought that one week was just about enough. Then after a month, the system thought to itself that a month should be the limit. Then, finally, forty days passed.
By the time the system’s world was purified of defiling illusions again, both it and Chen Liguo were just about wasted.
Half of Chen Liguo’s body was paralyzed and the system was able to recite the Diamond Sutra skillfully by heart.
Yi Huai had been too stimulated by Shen Youling and vented all his emotions onto Chen Liguo.
Chen Liguo was brewed and sauced by him, again and again, opening the door to a new world one after another.
Chen Liguo: “Ah, it’s like my body has been hollowed out.”
System: “……”
In any case, when he thought back, Chen Liguo felt that he had only been this unrestrained in the Apocalyptic world. However, the biggest issue was that during the apocalypse, there was the spring water. There was no spring water here. Afterwards, Chen Liguo had already reached the point, where he would start shivering as soon as he saw Yi Huai and his two thighs would shake——Although he did now show it, his soul already completely feared Yi Huai.
When Yi Huai entered the room, he saw his Mister’s body stiffen.
He smiled and called, “Mister.”
Chen Liguo did not look at him at all.
Yi Huai said, “I bought Mister some things.”
If it was the Chen Liguo from before, he would jump with joy if he heard the word ‘things’. But it was out of the question for the current him. As long as he heard the word ‘toys’ his first reaction was: ‘I can’t play anymore, big brother, continuing to play really will kill people.’
Yi Huai said, “Mister will like it.”
Chen Liguo looked over from the corner of his eyes and found that he had misunderstood Yi Huai——He had a beautiful ear stud in his hand.
Yi Huai said, “Mister will definitely look very good if Mister wears this.”
Chen Liguo showed a look of disgust.
Yi Huai disregarded Chen Liguo’s rejection and helped Chen Liguo put on the stud earring. The earring was a very small red diamond that matched Chen Liguo’s pale skin very well.
Yi Huai said, “I want to spend my entire life with Mister.”
And so day by day they passed their time together like this. Chen Liguo had tried to escape, but Yi Huai’s guard over him was truly too deep and there were no less than thirty people watching him——He simply couldn’t escape.
Moreover, his connection to the outside world was monitored as well. For instance, one day, he had wanted to send an email to his former subordinate and just as he was going to press the send key, the internet was directly cut.
And then in the evening, Yi Huai came back and taught him a good lesson. It wasn’t until he began to cry lowly and beg for mercy that Yi Huai said, “Mister, if you want to have relations with others, I will feel jealous.” He said it very tactfully, but it was impossible for Chen Liguo to not understand.
It took Chen Liguo no less than three days before he could get out of bed that time. He and the system got accustomed to this kind of numb life and the system even wanted to introduce all sorts of classics to Chen Liguo and suggested that Chen Liguo studied some of the relatively good ones.
Chen Liguo asked, “After reading Yi Huai won’t do me anymore?”
The system said, “Your spirit could remain pure.”
Chen Liguo asked, “If my spirit is pure my chrysanthemum won’t hurt anymore?”
The system said, “If you continue talking nonsense then your chrysanthemum will be directly sealed in the next world.”
This was the system’s first time being so cruel. Chen Liguo sincerely expressed that he hoped that it wasn’t the last time——Ah, so good, harder, don’t stop.
If the system knew what Chen Liguo was thinking, it would probably want to castrate Chen Liguo with its own hands——Though, it already wanted to do so.
Chen Liguo lived unabashed and leisure days and time passed quickly.
A year later, Chen Liguo received Shen Youling’s wedding invitation.
In this past year, the father and daughter had met several times. However, Yi Huai was present every time.
In order to let Shen Youling set her mind at ease, Chen Liguo could only show that he was willing.
Although Shen Youling was suspicious and made many indirect inquiries to the point of even stealthily handing Chen Liguo a note, he did not respond at all.
It was as if she really had misunderstood her father and Yi Huai’s relationship.
Thus, a year passed and Shen Youling graduated from university. Very soon, she would step into the wedding hall.
The invitation even had some fragrance on it. Chen Liguo took a look at it then put it to the side.
Yi Huai asked gently, “Since we are going to attend the wedding, Mister and I should go choose some suits in a few days.”
Chen Liguo agreed lightly.
Yi Huai smiled satisfactorily. Over the past year, his Mister gradually changed from intense struggle to silent acceptance and even the occasional pandering.
Yi Huai saw this entire change with his eyes. He moved closer and kissed the corner of Chen Liguo’s mouth, asking, “What would Mister like to eat in the evening?”
Chen Liguo said, “Anything.”
Yi Huai said, “Then I will make Mister’s favorite vinegar fish.”
Chen Liguo watched Yi Huai leave the bedroom then picked up the invitation and sighed softly.
In fact, in this past year, Shen Youling’s destiny completion degree had continued to increase. Although it increased very slowly, it was proof that she had chosen the right path and would obtain her own happiness.
On the day of the wedding, Chen Liguo naturally appeared in the lobby.
Shen Youling held the most traditional wedding. She seemed to be clear that her father just wanted to see her live life in a peaceful and tranquil way, without sorrow or calamity, a house with children and grandchildren full of happiness.
But Shen Youling wanted to cry.
Although Shen Yucheng’s attitude was very obvious, even to this day, she did not believe that her father was with Yi Huai of his own free will.
Shen Youling had used many methods but did not get an answer from Chen Liguo. But today, she would make one last attempt.
Shen Youling toasted to Yi Huai and Chen Liguo. She wore a white veil and had exquisite make-up on her face which brought out a time known to be a woman’s most beautiful moment.
Shen Youling said, “Dad, you are the most important person in my life.”
Chen Liguo laughed shallowly when he heard this. “Be careful of your husband eating vinegar.”
Shen Youling said, “Where does he dare eat vinegar?”
Chen Liguo smiled and did not speak.
The ceremony ended and the banquet began.
As a father-in-law who had married off his daughter, Chen Liguo had no appetite. He ate two bites then stopped moving his chopsticks.
Yi Huai asked him if he was feeling uncomfortable.
Chen Liguo shook his head slowly and said, “I’m going to the washroom.”
Yi Huai nodded and said yes.
Chen Liguo went to the washroom and opened the tap to wash his hands. He washed his face as well, wanting to sober himself up a bit. After he was done washing, he pulled out a paper towel, but from the corner of his eye, he saw a figure enter the washroom and smoothly shut the door.
“You——” Just as Chen Liguo wanted to say something, he realized that the person was actually Shen Youling. Only, she had changed her wedding dress for simple men’s clothing. She said, “Dad, you aren’t willing right? I’ve already prepared airplane tickets and an ID for you——You can leave the country now.”
Chen Liguo hadn’t expected for Shen Youling to say such a thing and was dumbfounded.
Shen Youling reached out and grasped Chen Liguo’s hand. She choked with sobs and said, “Dad, I really am useless.” When you were in need of help the most, I wasn’t able to do anything.
“Foolish girl.” Chen Liguo laughed in spite of himself. He reached out and patted Shen Youling’s head, saying, “From morning till night, just what things are you thinking of.”
Shen Youling looked at Chen Liguo blankly.
“I am doing this of my own free will.” Chen Liguo threw the paper that had wiped away the water into the garbage can. He said in a simple tone, “You don’t need to worry.”
“Dad, you’re really not deceiving me?” Shen Youling still had disbelief written across her face. She really couldn’t understand, why was her homophobic father actually together with Yi Huai voluntarily.
“En, not deceiving you.” Chen Liguo said. “Today is your big day, and yet what sort of things are you thinking about in your mind…… still not going out and quickly changing these clothes.”
Shen Youling hadn’t reacted yet.
“You’re big now.” Chen Liguo said. “Don’t let Dad worry.”
Shen Youling hugged Chen Liguo heavily and called ‘Dad’.
Chen Liguo said, “Go on.”
And then Shen Youling left. Chen Liguo stood in the washroom, then after a moment, said, “Are you satisfied now?”
A person who should have been sitting at the banquet came in from the corner and said, “Mister truly loves Youling.”
Chen Liguo’s expression was full of exhaustion. He just knew that Yi Huai wouldn’t be assured about him going somewhere by himself. Moreover, everything on his body had been provided by Yi Huai. Whether there was a monitor or not was a problem.
Shen Youling, this foolish girl, just came so directly——If Chen Liguo really did promise her, he feared that the next scene would be him being violated by Yi Huai in front of Shen Youling.
Chen Liguo said, “Let’s go.” After saying this he wanted to leave the washroom. Who would have imagined that Yi Huai would catch ahold of his hand?
Chen Liguo looked at him with furrowed brows and saw a smile on Yi Huai’s face.
Yi Huai said, “I want Mister.”
Chen Liguo’s complexion turned pale in an instant. He said, “Do not reach for a yard after taking an inch!”
Yi Huai said, “Mister can’t refuse me.”
Chen Liguo’s heart sank.
In the second half of the wedding, Shen Youling did not see Chen Liguo. She thought that Chen Liguo had returned because he wasn’t feeling well and even took out her mobile phone to call him.
At this time in a certain place, Yi Huai laughed lowly and said, “Mister, it’s Youling’s call.”
Chen Liguo’s breathing was uneven. He fumed with rage between gritted teeth. “Hang up.”
Who would have imagined that just as he said these words, Yi Huai would press the answer button?
“Hello?” Shen Youling asked. “Dad, where are you? How come I didn’t see you?”
Chen Liguo said with gritted teeth, “I, I’m not feeling well and went back, wu! en!”
Shen Youling noticed that Chen Liguo’s voice was very strange but did not think much of it. She said, “Then have a good rest Dad.”
The call was directly disconnected.
Yi Huai kissed Chen Liguo’s temple and said, “When Mister gets scared…… It’s so comfortable.”
Chen Liguo’s gaze was empty, as if his sight had penetrated through this washroom and traveled to the distant starry sky. A white light shone before his eyes and his entire person softened.
Chen Liguo only woke up the next day. After he woke up, he was sluggish for a long time before he finally reacted to what had happened the day before.
At this moment, the culprit was still sleeping with his long arms wrapped around Chen Liguo’s waist.
“Mister woke up.” Yi Huai’s tone was lazy. He said, “Mister was so passionate yesterday……” In fact, he knew that Chen Liguo had already become a little delirious. Otherwise, there was no way that he would have said those things that he would normally never say when requested.
A slight blush appeared on Chen Liguo’s face. He said, “Yi Huai, stop while you’re ahead.”
Yi Huai said very shamelessly, “Don’t want to.”
Chen Liguo: “……”
Yi Huai said, “Mister likes it so much but insists on pretending not to.”
Chen Liguo said, “Nonsense, when did I like it?” Ai, he really did quite like it. The only one who didn’t like it was probably that system who got contained in mosaics……
Yi Huai said, “Humph, you obviously like it.” He spoke in a somewhat wronged tone. This appearance, unknowingly, reminded Chen Liguo of Chen Xi……
The children he had raised seemed to be only Yi Huai and Chen Xi……
Chen Liguo was disinclined to chat with Yi Huai. He leisurely got up from bed, wanting to take a bath and get dressed.
Yi Huai suddenly said, “Mister, if you won’t run away, I won’t lock you away okay?”
Chen Liguo paused when he heard this.
Yi Huai said, “I don’t want to lock Mister up either.”
Chen Liguo turned his head with a sneer and looked at him, saying, “But?”
Yi Huai said, “But who told me to feel anxious about Mister? Mister is so good looking, what should I do if Mister went out and got abducted by some fox-spirit?”
Chen Liguo thought, ‘Where do I have the energy to go out and find a fox-spirit? Dealing with you already makes me crammed and crowded, almost breaking the root…..’
Yi Huai said, “I want to wait until Mister likes me enough.”
Chen Liguo thought, ‘Dear, you might never be able see that day. For we have a feudalistic parent, their name is System.’
When Chen Liguo went to take a bath, he consulted with his family’s head. The first thing he said when he opened his mouth was: “Dad.”
The system was given a big fright by Chen Liguo. “Have your brains been done broken?”
Chen Liguo said, “Father! Do you think that if I promise Yi Huai, it would collapse my character?”
The system said, “If you say that you like him, then it will definitely collapse.”
Chen Liguo: “Dad, that is but your daughter-in-law, is there no way to discuss this?”
System: “Son, it’s not that Dad is not fair and reasonable, this is just how things are determined.”
Chen Liguo: “……” Well, Dad has recognized this. It’s better to continue acting.
The system said, “Son, you definitely must not be tempted by him, he isn’t anything good!”
Chen Liguo: “Who is your son, I don’t have such a good for nothing father like you!”
System: “……” This bastard flips his face quicker than the pages of a book.
Chen Liguo wasn’t able to negotiate anything with his adoptive father and came out of the washroom with a sense of loss.
Yi Huai was sitting in the bedroom playing with his mobile phone. Chen Liguo looked over and saw that he was playing Tetris.
Yi Huai asked, “Done washing?”
Chen Liguo wiped his hair and did not speak.
Yi Huai said, “En…… Then I’ll go wash.”
He put his phone down and went to the washroom.
Chen Liguo looked at the phone that was left on the bed and was suddenly a little curious. Yi Huai always put on an unguarded appearance in front of him. Was this appearance real? Or false?
Chen Liguo said, “I feel that I need to treat Yi Huai well. If I shoot him down, I have to go to prison as well.”
System: “……”
Chen Liguo thought and felt that this was very reasonable. He said, “Look, if I go to prison, then Shen Youling’s completion degree will definitely be unable to become full.”
System: “……”
Chen Liguo said, “Dad, what do you think?”
The system was cold. “I don’t have such a disappointing son like you.”
Chen Liguo: “…… Dad, that’s not what you said in bed last night.”
System: “……” Who was it, where was it, why was it having such a conversation with this sort of trash host. It seemed like some sort of strange thing was awakening in its body.
Chen Liguo: “Dad?”
The system said, “If you speak nonsense again I will have you transmigrate to the next world immediately.”
Chen Liguo: “…… Dad, you’re so shy, but this one really likes it.”
System: “…….” He’s so annoying!!! Why is there a strange human being named Chen Liguo in the world??
The Author Has Something To Say:
Remember to be harmonious when commenting, harmonious, harmonious, harmonious. Today, the weather was so sunny and cloudless. Everywhere is so beautiful~ ah bright bright bright.
Thanking you darlings for the mines, grenades, and rockets. Mwah. Love you all. Special thanks for darling /db wolf demon for the deep-water torpedo, thank you la!!
Misogi: *really wants to read what they did with the toys* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thank you for the chapter!
Hoping that someday Orange and his ML can openly be together without System Father in the way.
Waiting for the revelation that Yi Huai was once Chen Xi~
Chen Liguo: So that’s why the technique was quite familiar, you really are the son I personally raised!
System: Retard.
Me: Keep it going yoo! Next time, let’s have Chen Liguo forget his memories aka amnesia~ Ganbatte!
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Thx for the chappie~
😂 I love how the system’s one-word reaction is so spot on.
Thanks for the chapter
Hahaha this little roleplay of system and CL is funny 😂
I think this is really Chen Xi … the plot thickens .. I want to know ML more yeh ~
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Thank you for the chapter! ❤ ❤ ❤
The way they just denounce each other at the drop of the hat is just 👌
Hopefully some sort of revelation is revealed soon | ू•ૅω•́)ᵎᵎᵎ
Thanks for chapter 😌
him and the system are the best frenemies. XD XD XD
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!!
huehuehue~ it’s a pity that the playing with toys scene isn’t available.
mmm carpet✋( ͡°ω ͡° )✋
lmao system upgraded to dad
Thanks for the chapter! 💕
The role play between System and CL was so funny. Thank you for the chapter!
” Shen Youling hesitated slightly, but under Yi Huai’s calm gaze, she dialed Shen Youling’s phone.” The second Youling should be Yucheng, right? Because otherwise she called herself! 😅
What a great daughter.
Thanks for the great translation ♥️♥️
I freaking love the banter between the MC and System lol!
Especially when they roleplay!
XD
Thank you for the chapter!
The system is getting better at playing different characters LOL Worst son father conversation ever 😂
Yi huai gonna be even worse in the next world if chen liguo just abruptly died after shen youling completely happy…
Thx for the chapter🙏
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)reminds me of that horse that Chen liguo rode XD
My my my, this shameless MC is my favorite!
This Duo really having so much fun on their banter, The system is so cute !!! How I wish he can also be a human and interact directly with him!
Thanks for the chapter! ^ ^
Imao. Chen Liguo and the System are so funny, I can’t stop laughing😂
Thanks for the chapter!
Thank you very much for the chapter ❤❤❤❤
I feel bad for Shen Youling…
Also, it seems like she would’ve actually shot Yi Huai if he hadn’t made her hallucinate. That’s pretty badass.
well…chen xi did disappear mysteriously last time and I feel like there’s sth amiss abt the 1st world.It was only mentioned in snippets but somehow it just has tat feeling..
I love how Chen ligou and system insult each other ♡
I don’t even understand why but I teared up in this chapter… Oh well
I’m loving this MC & System’s Father/Son play🤣😂
At this point, there is no doubt that ML is slowly starting to recover his memories of his past life hence why he asked he asked MC if he believes in past life🤔
Thanks for the chapter!
Mc and system besties fr