Translator: StormFrost
Editor: TempestDemon
The Adventures of Baby Guo [1]
A sharp ringing echoed in Chen Liguo’s ear.
The ringing was accompanied by the sound of a crying woman and shouting people which made his ears hurt.
Chen Liguo faintly opened his eyes and felt his severe aches in his heart, as if it was going to be dug out from his chest at any moment.
“Jianjian, Jianjian…… Jianjian don’t fall asleep, Jianjian, look at mommy……” There was perfume sprayed over the woman’s body, and although not pungent, it made Chen Liguo find it difficult to breathe. Fortunately, his mouth and nose were quickly covered with a respirator and oxygen entered his respiratory tract.
“Jianjian, sorry, mommy didn’t do it on purpose, Jianjian——” The woman continued to cry as Chen Liguo was taken out of the car and delivered into the emergency treatment unit.
The moment he arrived in this world he was being sent into the emergency treatment unit. Chen Liguo’s heart really was crushed to pieces. He felt that he had lost the system’s favor.
So when he opened his eyes, the first thing he said was to cry to the system. He said, “Tong-er, how can you treat me like this?”
System: “……This is an accident.”
Chen Liguo: “Then what about the last word? And the last last world? And the last last last world, huh?”
System: “……This time really is an accident.”
Chen Liguo said, “So the last world wasn’t an accident?”
The system was silent.
Chen Liguo burst into tears with a ‘wahhh’ and said, “How could you treat me like this, I have given you so many lovely nicknames.”
System: “……” Suddenly it didn’t feel so sorry for Chen Liguo anymore, hehe.
Chen Liguo felt his heart ache badly. He looked at the desolate white and said laden with grief, “Youth is like candy, sweet yet full of grief.”
System: “……” Scram! For! Me!
The nurse saw that Chen Liguo had opened his eyes and quickly went to call the doctor.
Before Chen Liguo could react, he was several people in white coats come into his ward and speak in low voices as they recorded what they saw.
“Child.” That doctor asked very gently, “Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?”
“Hurts,” The moment Chen Liguo made a sound he was frightened by his own voice. For his voice clearly belonged to a child only a few years old. He said, “Heart hurts……” This sound was as thin as a mosquito’s voice. If one doesn’t listen carefully they wouldn’t be able to hear it.
The doctor heard these words and once again cautiously asked Chen Liguo some routine questions. Once Chen Liguo started to seem tired he stopped and let Chen Liguo have a good rest. The group of people went out again.
Chen Liguo closed his eyes in a sleepy manner and the system took this time that he had his eyes closed to introduce the general situation of this world to Chen Liguo’s mind.
In this world, Chen Liguo’s name is Lu Jiashu, a very pitiful child.
Lu Jiashu had a congenital heart disease since he was young. Although it wasn’t too severe, his body naturally couldn’t get better. Furthermore, his mother Li Yaoyao and his father Lu Zhiyang had no feelings and had divorced when Lu Jiashu was three.
Afterward, Lu Jiashu and his mother settled abroad but Li Yaoyao was only twenty when she gave birth to Lu Jiashu. To put it bluntly, she had not yet understood what that meant and it was impossible to take care of Lu Jianshu who was already in poor health. Even more, Lu Yaoyao was mixed into the modeling circle and went out every day. To be able to return once a month was already considered pretty good.
Under these circumstances, Lu Jiashu’s physical condition got worse and worse, his personality also became very introverted.
This time as they were returning to China for the Spring Festival, Li Yaoyao didn’t notice what was wrong with Lu Jiashu until the mother and son got off the plane and Lu Jiashu directly fainted in the airport. It was only then that Li Yaoyao realized the seriousness of the matter.
And the daughter of fate for this world is Lu Jiashu’s cousin who is named Lu Meiqing. If things follow the original trajectory, she and Lu Jiashu would never have any sort of connection in their lifetime. When Lu Meiqing was a teenager, her family would be forced to move out of the city because of an investment failure and be separated from her childhood sweetheart. After a few years, she would return to her childhood sweetheart’s side again only to discover that her childhood sweetheart had lost his memories and had fallen in love with another girl…… What followed after was plot full of dog-blood. Either way, Lu Meiqing experienced every kind of heartbreak by her childhood sweetheart and his mistress. Finally, she died tragically. After her death, her childhood sweetheart finally regained his memory…… and committed suicide with endless remorse.
When Chen Liguo woke up with this memory, he had the expression of a dead man.
Chen Liguo: “System, is this your love?”
System: “Yes.”
Chen Liguo: “……Your interests are heavy.”
System: “You don’t want?”
Chen Liguo: “…….Can I not want?”
System: “No.”
Chen Liguo: “……”
Having been defrauded by the system once again, Chen Liguo secretly felt depressed. He sobbed, “Tong-er, why, why do you treat me like this? I, I just want a little love from you, but you……”
System: “But I what?”
Chen Liguo: “But you gave me a hundred points instead.”
The system began to recite the Diamond Sutra again, telling itself that murdering the host is a violation of the rules.
Chen Liguo lay in bed with his eyes open. He was now a five-year-old child with a sick body that could not be stimulated the least bit. Thinking upon this, a tear of sadness slid down from the corner of his eye. No dreams, unable to obtain his ideal life, even more, unable to obtain a sex life or fuck buddies, his life is a pool of stagnant water.
Just as Chen Liguo was grieving over the passing of spring and feeling sad with the advent of autumn, a man pushed open the door of the ward. The man looks like he was in his twenties, but his temperament was very calm. He was wearing a suit and had a layer of thin sweat on his forehead, seeming like he was in a hurry.
Chen Liguo threw a glance over at the man and recognized that he was his cheap father. In his heart, he secretly praised the man’s appearance and temperament.
When the man saw the Chen Liguo who had just roused, he whispered, “Jianjian.”
Chen Liguo, however, showed a timid look and trembled. Lu Jiashu is very scared of his father. This is because he rarely has contact with his father and normally don’t speak with each other much.
Lu Zhiyang saw Chen Liguo’s frightened look and some annoyance appeared in his eyes. He got up and went out, fishing out a phone from his pocket.
Chen Liguo could vaguely hear what he was saying. It was something along the lines of ‘can’t let Jiashu keep following that woman, I want to get the custody back’ and so on.
According to the world’s original storyline, Lu Zhiyang requested for the custody of Lu Jiashu, but Lu Jiashu, himself, refused. Even though his mother was irresponsible, he was clearly more afraid of his uncompromising father, so in the end, Lu Jiashu grew up with Li Yaoyao.
But this time was different. Chen Liguo needs to follow Lu Zhiyang to come into contact with the daughter of fate, Lu Meiqing.
Chen Liguo thought for a while and then said, “System, where’s the handsome guy you talked about?”
System: “Is your father not handsome enough?”
Chen Liguo: “……” He can’t refute.
System: “You also have a handsome uncle.”
Chen Liguo: “……”
System: “Your grandfather was also fairly handsome when he was young.”
Chen Liguo: “……” Why did he think that the system would give him a happy life? Where on earth did he go wrong and end up having such a delusion?!
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During Chen Liguo’s period of illness, Li Yaoyao came to see him once.
But when she came over she wore the perfume that Chen Liguo didn’t like so Chen Liguo didn’t want to be too close to her and just sat on the bed obediently, watching Li Yaoyao cry with the tear-stained face of a beauty. It was only when the doctor came in and told her to not disturb the child’s rest that she left reluctantly.
The nurse came in to give Chen Liguo a needle, and Chen Liguo obediently revealed his little buttocks.
The nurse had never encountered such an obedient little patient like this child. Obediently took the medication, did not cry when getting injections, and was extremely polite as he stared with his bright and intelligent eyes. She pulled out the needle and kneaded Chen Liguo’s face, asking, “Does it hurt?”
Chen Liguo shook his head and responded with a milky voice, “Doesn’t hurt.”
The nurse said, “You rest well, in a few days, you’ll be discharged and your father will come and pick you up. Be obedient ah, auntie will bring you a fruit to eat.”
Chen Liguo nodded, “Thank you, auntie.”
The nurse went out softly without any noise.
Chen Liguo laid in bed and sighed, “It really feels good to act young, it feels like I’m having a second chance at life.”
System: “If you like it, I can give you a third chance at life in the next world.”
Chen Liguo: “……It’s quite alright, thank you.” He found that the system was getting increasingly worse, how sad, can AI be upgraded?
Lu Zhiyang originally wanted to see Chen Liguo some more, but he was too busy recently. One of the company’s projects just happened to be at a critical time right now so when he finished his business and came to the hospital again, Chen Liguo had already fallen asleep.
Chen Liguo’s eyes were closed, his originally round face was much thinner, his cheeks were pale, and his lips were a little purple. With just a glance, he could see that his physical condition was really worrying.
Lu Zhiyang asked the nurse who cared for Chen Liguo, “How is he during the day?”
The nurse’s brows wrinkled and she said, “Particularly obedient … So obedient… it’s a little excessive.” Doesn’t cry, doesn’t make trouble, and does everything the adults say, not at all like a five-year-old child.
Lu Zhiyang’s brow also wrinkled: “Didn’t even cry a single time?”
The nurse shook her head. “Hasn’t cried since the moment he woke up.”
Lu Zhiyang noticed that something was wrong. How can a five-year-old child not cry or make trouble? He fished out his cell phone and asked people to investigate the specific details of Lu Jiashu and Li Yaoyao’s lives.
A few days later, Lu Zhiyang, who got the results, dropped his mobile phone on the spot, but he calmed down very quickly and called his assistant over, saying directly, “I want to take back Jiashu’s custody.”
The assistant was stunned, “Boss, did something happen?”
Lu Zhiyang angrily threw the investigation report to his staff, “She did such fine things indeed——Li Yaoyao, she deserves to be a mother?!”
The assistant accepted the report and took a look. He thought gloomily, this time Li Yaoyao is over……
After staying in the hospital for almost a month, Chen Liguo was taken out by Lu Zhiyang.
When he was discharged from the hospital, Lu Zhiyang cautiously carried Chen Liguo. Although his expression wasn’t gentle, his movements were extraordinarily careful.
Chen Liguo hugged Lu Zhiyang’s neck and put his face on Lu Zhiyang’s shoulder.
Lu Zhiyang carried Chen Liguo to the back seat and told the driver to drive.
“Jianjian.” Lu Zhiyang said, “How about staying with Dad in the future?”
“What about mom?” Chen Liguo asked quietly.
Lu Zhiyang was silent for a moment before he said, “Mom is busy with something.”
“Okay.” Chen Liguo bowed his head and stopped asking questions.
Seeing his son like this, Lu Zhiyang sighed lowly. During these thirty days of hospitalization, the child’s head and feet were pricked with needles, leaving a lot of pinholes. The child was originally very pale so the blue and purple color was particularly obvious. Looking like this, Lu Jiashu provoked tender and protective feelings.
From the hospital to home, neither father nor son said anything. Lu Zhiyang was not a talker and Chen Liguo could not speak on his own initiative, so the two were silent.
When they arrived home, the housekeeper saw Lu Zhiyang come into the house with Chen Liguo in his arms and hurried to meet him. “Little master is back.”
“Hello, grandpa.” The child called out timidly.
The housekeeper was at an elderly age and seeing this child his heart softened to a degree. He said, “Come here, grandpa has prepared delicious food for you.”
Lu Zhiyang said, “Let’s first eat.”
So they went to the dining table.
The table was full of food suitable for children. Chen Liguo’s arm was short, so Lu Zhiyang had people prepare a small table. Instead of going to the usual dining table, they ate at a small table.
Chen Liguo wrinkled his small eyebrows, having been unable to scoop up the piece of mung bean for quite a while.
Lu Zhiyang didn’t mean to lend a helping hand either. He just watched and slowly ate the other dishes.
When Chen Liguo finally managed to put the bean into his mouth, Lu Zhiyang said, “Jianjian, do you like it?”
Chen Liguo nodded, “Like.”
Lu Zhiyang’s eyebrows relaxed slightly. “Then how about doing things this way in the future from now on, okay?”
Chen Liguo hesitated and said, “Then, then what about mom?”
Lu Zhiyang said lightly, “Mother is busy, let her be busy.”
Chen Liguo did not seem to fully understand.
In the evening, Li Zhiyang personally helped Chen Liguo bathe.
To be honest, although Lu Zhiyang is indeed Chen Liguo’s type, he is still in a child’s body. He felt that thinking things that he shouldn’t with this body would be a too much of a crime, so he drove out those thoughts in his mind and hypnotized himself vigorously: I am a good five-year-old baby, I am a good five-year-old baby.
Lu Zhiyang and Chen Liguo were sitting in the same bathtub. He held Chen Liguo behind him and carefully cleaned his body. Seeing that Chen Liguo’s body was slightly stiff. He said, “Jianjian are you afraid of water?”
Chen Liguo shook his head.
Lu Zhiyang didn’t know what to say. He spent too little time with children. He was really inexperienced and awkward silences are inevitable. Fortunately, his son is not a talker either.
After taking a bath, Lu Zhiyang wrapped Chen Liguo in a bath towel and wrapped him up tightly.
Because of the heat of the bath, there was some redness on Chen Liguo’s pale cheeks. The whole person looked like a lovely doll, if not for the fact that his lips were somewhat purple…….
It was unknown as to what he associated it with in his mind, but Lu Zhiyang’s eyes flashed with anger.
Although Chen Liguo was still strong in spirit, he was in a child’s body and became sleepy as soon as he went to bed after taking a bath.
Lu Zhiyang saw that he had fallen asleep and set up the mosquito net on the small bed.
He slept soundly the entire night.
The next day Chen Liguo was woken up by the housekeeper. He rubbed his eyes, his mind still in a state of chaos.
The housekeeper called out, “Little master, don’t sleep anymore, get up and have breakfast first.”
Chen Liguo hummed in response before getting up and putting on his clothes.
When the housekeeper saw this, his brows knitted as he said, “Has little master always put on your own clothes like this? ”
Chen Liguo bowed his head and said, “Mom said that that one’s own matters need to be done by oneself.”
Housekeeper: “……” Alas, he could see as well that this child must have suffered a lot while with his mother.
Breakfast was very delicious, but Chen Liguo had no appetite and ate relatively little.
The housekeeper kept urging him to eat more. Chen Liguo slowly swallowed a steamed bun and asked in a quiet voice, “Where’s Dad?”
The housekeeper showed a hint of embarrassment. He said, “The mister got up very early and said that there were matters to be done at the company. He wanted little master to sleep a little longer, so he didn’t call little master up.”
Chen Liguo understood so he didn’t say anything.
However, his silence was interpreted wrongly by the housekeeper and the housekeeper’s distressed expression became more distinct.
Chen Liguo found that the system truly did select this identity of his with great care. A child, sickly body, without the love of his father nor his mother. No one would care if he laid in bed and slept from morning to night.
Chen Liguo finished eating breakfast and the housekeeper put on some cartoons for him.
It goes without saying that a five-year-old child should be going to kindergarten, but Chen Liguo was in poor health so this matter kept on getting delayed.
Now that he has been brought back to the Lu family, Lu Zhiyang doesn’t want to let him out even more for fear of an accident happening.
But if not going out to attend school, then the teacher could come to the house to teach. So Lu Zhiyang was planning on finding a private tutor for Chen Liguo but still hasn’t found one yet in these two days.
No one was watching over Chen Liguo so he stayed on the sofa and continued watching TV.
In fact, this cartoon was pretty good. In the past, Chen Liguo didn’t have a chance to calm down and watch, but at this moment he watched with relish.
Chen Liguo: “Is this yellow soap full of holes good?”
System: “……This is SpongeBob.”
Chen Liguo: “So is it good?”
The system said, “You haven’t watched it?”
Chen Liguo said, “No.”
The system said, “Then what did you watch when you were a kid?”
Chen Liguo thought for a moment and then said, “I forgot.” He really did forget.
The system didn’t speak anymore.
Chen Liguo watched it for a while and found that this yellow sponge was really a really good show. It was even more interesting than some of the soap opera plots.
When the housekeeper came to tell him to eat, he was a little reluctant.
Seeing Chen Liguo reluctant to part with the cartoon for the first time, he was actually somewhat happy. His family’s little master’s temperament was too quiet and didn’t make any trouble like a normal child, he was simply excessively obedient. Now seeing him being fond of something, it actually let people feel more at ease. He touched Chen Liguo’s head and said, “Does little master like this?”
Chen Liguo said, “Like.”
The housekeeper expressed his surprise and as a result, all of Chen Liguo’s blankets and pillows turned yellow squares that were full of holes after a few days.
Having come to the Lu family for two weeks now, Chen Liguo discovered that Lu Zhiyang truly was really busy. When he returned at night it would already be in the wee hours of the morning and sometimes he would even carry the smell of alcohol on him, apparently returning from social activities.
According to the approximate development provided by the system, Chen Liguo found that during this time period Lu Zhiyang’s father was critically ill and the various parties of the Lu family clan were beginning to stir.
If things continue down the original path, then Lu Zhiyang’s father, his grandfather, would not survive this summer.
But these things are not matters that Chen Liguo should worry about. All he has to do now is eat well, sleep well and grow up peacefully.
A few days later, Lu Zhiyang found a tutor for Chen Liguo. It was a very cute little boy who seemed a little shy at first.
Chen Liguo thought secretly that Lu Zhiyang truly was good at choosing people and gave him full marks.
That boy introduced himself and began to teach Chen Liguo some simple preschooler knowledge. It could be assumed that Lu Zhiyang had probably talked to him beforehand because this tutor didn’t have any requirements of Chen Liguo and let Chen Liguo do as he pleased.
If Chen Liguo said that he wants to draw, then he can draw. If Chen Liguo feels sleepy and wants to rest, then he can rest.
To make a long story short, if Chen Liguo were a child, he would probably be happy to be able to grow up in an environment like this.
Although Lu Zhiyang is busy, he never neglects Chen Liguo. He takes Chen Liguo to the hospital every other month to have a physical examination. Occasionally he would be too busy and would ask the housekeeper to take Chen Liguo instead.
But even so, their father and son spent too little time together and it was hard for Chen Liguo to express attachment to Lu Zhiyang. He and Lu Zhiyang would be like strangers if it weren’t the fact that they were blood-related.
Who knew if the Diamond Sutra had worked or if it was because Chen Liguo didn’t mess around with men, but the system was a lot gentler to Chen Liguo and sometimes took the initiative to report of the daughter of fate’s situation.
In fact, if it wasn’t for the heart disease then Chen Liguo really would enjoy these easy days. Being a child was a happy thing, though, in some ways, it was a little inconvenient… But it doesn’t matter. Sooner or later, sooner or later he would grow up.
And so in this way, the last third of July came and the head of the Lu family, Lu Zhiyang’s father, passed away.
Because of Chen Liguo’s health, he only attended the funeral for one day. He saw Lu Zhiyang who had thinned down considerably receiving guests with exhaustion on his face.
Lu Zhiyang saw Chen Liguo coming over and went forward to pick him up. He said, “Jiajian, are you hot?”
Chen Liguo shook his head.
Lu Zhiyang said, “Say goodbye to grandpa, okay?” It could be assumed that because of Lu Jiashu’s body, Lu Zhiyang didn’t dare take him to the hospital so Lu Jiashu did not see his grandfather in his final moments.
Chen Liguo looked at the old man’s serene expression in the ice coffin and said softly, “Goodbye Grandpa.”
Lu Zhiyang gave Chen Liguo a heavy kiss on his cheek.
Chen Liguo said, “When is Dad coming home?”
Lu Zhiyang leaned his head against Chen Liguo’s and said softly, “Once Dad had dealt with these bad guys Dad will come home. Jianjian, wait for Dad at home okay?”
Chen Liguo nodded his head, matchlessly adorably, “Okay.”
Only then did Lu Zhiyang show a smiling expression.
It has to be said these events created a big shock in the Lu family because Lu Zhiyang did not return home for an entire month.
At first, the housekeeper had to take the initiative to explain that he was busy. Later, when Chen Liguo stopped asking, he also didn’t say any more.
Chen Liguo quietly ate, quietly attended classes, quietly watched cartoons. The entire person was like a beautiful doll, although lovable, he did not become angry from start to end.
Chen Liguo: The time there is until I can have a sex life is twelve years and three months. My life is looking dark.
From the time Chen Liguo’s grandfather dies, his father, Lu Zhiyang has been busy for about a year. The number of times he returned home during this year could be counted with one’s fingers. If it were not for the fact that Chen Liguo was living with the Lu family, he would have forgotten that he had such a father.
But what is a year to a full-grown adult? And one who has lived many lives at that? Chen Liguo expressed that having one more father isn’t too much and having one less father isn’t too few…….
In this year, he learned children’s painting, children’s writing, children’s English, children’s poetry. Very good, he is now an outstanding baby.
Chen Liguo: “Tongtong, Tongtong, look at me, I’ve memorized ten English words.”
System: “……” Damn mental retard.
Chen Liguo: “Tongtong, why aren’t you paying any attention to Baby?”
System: “Speak human!”
Chen Liguo: “Why isn’t SpongeBob broadcasting yet?”
System: “Today is Saturday, SpongeBob isn’t being broadcasted.”
Chen Liguo: “Baby does not agree!!!”
System: “……” This happened from time to time. Sometimes the system wondered if putting Chen Liguo into a child’s body has influenced his mind.
But the system soon figured out the answer. Put a mentally retarded person into a normal person’s body and he would still be mentally retarded.
A year later, Chen Liguo was able to raise his little chest and proudly say, “I’m not a three or four-year-old child anymore.”
Yes, Chen Liguo is now six years old.
When Lu Zhiyang was beginning to have some more idle time, he apparently remembered that he didn’t interact with his son for a long time and as a result, he wanted to go to the amusement park with Chen Liguo and have a good parent-child bonding time.
Chen Liguo thought about it and then agreed. He really hasn’t gone anywhere in the past year and it shouldn’t matter if he goes out for a stroll right now.
So Lu Zhiyang took Chen Liguo and made a beeline for the amusement park.
As a result, it was sunny when they left the house, but when they drove halfway there it began to rain.
Chen Liguo who held a SpongeBob: “……”
Lu Zhiyang who was driving: “……”
Chen Liguo could see that Lu Zhiyang was hesitating about returning home. He carefully observed Chen Liguo’s expression and then said even more carefully, “Jianjian, it’s raining today, should we still go to the amusement park?”
Chen Liguo glanced at him and said, “Since it’s raining let’s go back.”
Lu Zhiyang said, “But don’t you want to go Jianjian?”
Chen Liguo said, “Not particularly.”
Lu Zhiyang said, “Then what does Jianjian want to do?”
Chen Liguo didn’t want to do anything. He felt that it was good to stay at home and watch SpongeBob, but in the face of Lu Zhiyang’s inquiry how could he make things difficult for Lu Zhiyang? So he seriously said, “Jianjian wants to eat yummy food.”
Lu Zhiyang’s eyes lit up, this was easy to do. He said, “Then Dad will take Jianjian to eat yummy food.” He changed their direction and went to a privately-owned restaurant he frequented a lot.
Chen Liguo put on a well-behaved expression the entire way.
When he arrived at the restaurant, Lu Zhiyang took the umbrella before carrying Chen Liguo out of the car. His movements were very careful and did not let Chen Liguo get rained on.
Lu Zhiyang is obviously a regular customer of this restaurant. As soon as he entered, a waiter came forward to take his umbrella and arranged a private room for Lu Zhiyang eagerly.
Lu Zhiyang’s expression was indifferent, his words few.
When they arrived at the private room, he asked Chen Liguo what he wanted to eat. Chen Liguo casually listed a few dishes and Lu Zhiyang ordered them. He thought about it and then called back home to ask the housekeeper who watched over Chen Liguo about what he couldn’t eat.
Chen Liguo lamented in his heart that Lu Zhiyang probably wanted to be a good father, but it was a pity that the spirit was willing but the flesh was weak.
This being the case, he should act as a cute and well-behaved son! Chen Liguo: “Ehehehe.”
The system heard Chen Liguo’s laughter and inexplicably felt a chill.
Lu Zhiyang finished ordering the food and someone brought it up very soon. The owner of the restaurant also came over specially. When he saw Chen Liguo, he was a little surprised and said, “This is your son?”
Lu Zhiyang nodded.
The owner’s smile became a little forced. He said, “Then you have a good time eating, I won’t disturb you.”
As a GAY, Chen Liguo’s radar was really sensitive and immediately noticed that the owner’s attitude towards his father was somewhat amiss. But looking at Lu Zhiyang’s appearance, it seems that he didn’t regard the owner as even a friend.
Chen Liguo looked down and saw the owner’s shoes were wet, evidently, he had rushed over but didn’t expect the other person to have brought their son with them.
“If you need anything then call me.” Once the owner said this, he turned around and left, even considerately closed the door.
Lu Zhiyang rubbed Chen Liguo’s soft hair and said, “What are looking at so earnestly?”
Chen Liguo thought for a moment and said, “This uncle is really good looking.”
Lu Zhiyang heard this and laughed: “You are so young yet you already know if others look good or not?”
Chen Liguo softly said, “Dad also looks good.”
Lu Zhiyang was satisfied with this, “Then give Dad a kiss?”
It was exactly what Chen Liguo wanted. He faced Lu Zhiyang and gave him a big ‘mwah’.
Lu Zhiyang laughed and said, “Jianjian must grow up quickly.”
Chen Liguo sounded an ‘mhmm’ and said loudly, “I need to grow up quickly and protect Dad in the future.”
“Good.” Lu Zhiyang’s eyes were soft. Sometimes he would truly be glad that he had snatched Chen Liguo’s custody back from his mother. Otherwise, if something happened to him, he feared that he wouldn’t be able to stand it.
The Author has something to say:
System: You deserved it! Who told you to engage in sexual activities with men!
Chen Liguo: Ehehehe
A group of little goblins pestering for me to make a special episode. Okay okay okay, write write write. I really don’t want to write.
Forgot to save the manuscripts, tired.
Oh, poor (not) CL!!! Tong-er really got you good. All handsome men got family-zoned, hehe. ML will still come to you 😘
Praise the system for its remark, so sharp so hilarious! A retarded person will always remain retarded.
Thanks for the chapter!!!!
XD Thanks for reading!
I ship father and the owner? Well since MC’s mom is a b*tch (?).
not a btch, just a little careless, neglectful and something- i think…
Aww I love stories with babies (who aren’t actually babies). They’re just so fluffy and cute. I really wonder just who is ML in this world haha.
I love them too! Always determining the one truth with the body of a child and the mind of an adult, his name is Detective Conan! (ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)
Ehh is there any chance you could post the spoiler blurb from the summary? I actually prefer having them but since I did see one I assumed there wasn’t one for this story. I would be pissed if I spent a bunch of time reading something for it to end up being BE.
But thank you for the new chapter! This is looking to be a fun arc
I’ll set it up on the Table of Contents page with a spoiler drop down. I like having them around too but wasn’t so sure.
This arc is already super cute…awkward busy papa is trying his best!
Meanwhile, CL: I will be a good son. Hehe (While eating dad’s tofu. And counting down to when I’m legal.).
Thanks for the chapter!
Hehehe, the system got its small revenge and won a couple of quiet years, I asked how long your happiness will last until you have to immerse yourself in reciting the diamond sutra
Thanks for the chapter! 💕💕💕
wtf this is too cute
Baby Chen Liguo 😆
Looking forward to this arc
System super devious XD setting lil MC as a lil kid uwu ahahah thank you for the chapter~~
Thanks for reading (^-^)/
Too adorable! ❤️
Thanks for the chapter!
Got tricked by the system again 😂
Methinks the restaurant owner was a little too excited for papa to come. Protect that daddy well until you’re older mc 😆😍
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
Ha! I knew TongTong was being suspicious!
Though, this is good too! Nice for MC to have childhood again lol
Thank you for translating!
Finally discovering the joys of SpongeBob at an unknown age ꉂ (′ ॢꇴ ॢ‵๑) It’ would be nice if Chen Liguo could enjoy this time
thanks 4 the chapter………
CL, really don’t believe you didn’t know what is SpongeBob, and watched it after hundred years… Honestly I don’t know how old CL really is, but maybe several hundreds after all its his 6 world. But no prob! I still watch that yellow sponge even with my age now. Though now my mom monopolize the TV, watching I-know-what-it-it, probably dangdut… Dam it.
And, CL… I will have thought you as a pure little bun, if only I don’t know about your retarded mentality. Shook. Enjoy your youth while you can, cuz we don’t know what will happen soon. Thx for the chapter! (Now that I think about it again, I seemed to always wrote long comment, sorry not sorry hehehe)
Heheh, have a fun 12 years Chen Liguo…. TongTong deserves some peace after how you tormented him in the last arc
I already love this arc this chapter was awesome thank you for the update you made my day! 😀
Please don’t let the father be ml please don’t let the father be ml. Author keeps saying how attractive he is and honestly I’m scared
Aww. I want more father-and-son moments! In the first story, Chen Liguo had a crap family. No family in the others. Baby Jian Jian and his dad don’t get to meet often but they still get along pretty well. Hope this “love” can satisfy him until he meets the ML of the story, lol.
This is so cutee, a nice break from the rapey plot hehe
Hmmm this is refreshing (´▽｀)
It would be great if there’s ‘dady son’ play. Cough! Cough! Dady gong… cough! Son shou… Cough! grins evilly
MC is really… really … cute. In one moment i can’t help but chuckle, the next moment i want to give him a big hug. He is always positive and bright, like sun …
Thank you for translating
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Lol , am speechless too. Baby CLG, and system lolol. MC really flexi minded. Thank you for the chapter.
Thank you very much for the chapter ❤❤❤❤
This chaptern is so cute hahahah
Him in a child body, I don’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse for both the system and me as a reader 😂😂😂
This arc seems promising xD
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Haha couldn’t resist. Anyway I wonder who the ML for this arc is
Please, the way he hypnotized himself that he is only a child 😂 He’s still so thirsty either way, someone save him
Lmao gaydar activated
Glad the father is trying his best, sad that the mom is neglectful
Spongebob based tho