Editor: Luoshenhua
*TN Note: Okay so I recently stumbled across an article telling me rankings for officers. While admiral and general are of equal rankings, admiral refers to those that serve in the navy and general those in the army. Henceforth, I’ll be changing LXQ’s title to general, as I believe that might be better. If you prefer admiral, do let me know.
“What are they?” Mo GunGun’s eyes went round.
Cheng Feng couldn’t even open his mouth before Lu Xiao Qi explained, “Toys.”
The screen switched video feeds. The bandits had entered the spaceship.
Mo GunGun covered his small face, “How ugly!”
Fan Zi: “Yes, they are especially ugly!”
Mo GunGun opened his mouth, but didn’t say what he was really thinking. In fact, he really felt that Fan Zi looked just like those bandits.
As they approached, Lu Xiao Qi’s eyes flashed, “Resolve everything in the hall.”
“Yes!” The crew shouted.
The living dead were not afraid of being shot or of dying. They were only afraid of fire and the panda. In the past three hundred years, they had met thieves much more vicious than this, and in the end, the other parties were almost hacked to death by them. They could not be more familiar with this kind of work.
Since the bandits dared to enter their territory, they would scare them to death.
The men cut through the door aggressively and filed in.
The murderous bandit leader wore a hood. “Search the ship! Bring everything out of this boat to me!” As he said that, he kicked a door fiercely, and almost fell to the ground as soon as he entered. Inside was densely packed with interstellar Hongkun royalty.
The thing the interstellar pirates feared most were these damn zergs, but they were far from where they would normally encounter them.
Now, face-to-face, beads of sweat immediately poured out on the bandit leader’s face.
The bandit leader retreated in horror, “Go back! Fuck me, go back!”
This was those insects’ trap!!!
However, before the bandit leader could run, he hit a wall. The mighty bandit leader was so frightened his soul nearly escaped his body.
Mo GunGun looked at the screen, only to see hundreds of people facing the empty hallway, inexplicably shouting angrily. Then, in the long corridor, the bandits began weeping and running back and forth. If they couldn’t run away, they would collapse on the ground and spout foam, or their eyes would stiffen and then collapse. After about a hundred rounds of this, there were only two or three bandits remaining, and the rest were basically tired dogs.
Unless they were blind, anyone would be terrified enough to have a heart attack once they boarded the ghost ship.
Fan Zi pushed his wheelchair out with a squeak. He gave a contemptuous look, and stared down at the bandit leader.
When the bandit leader saw him, he was frightened and said, “You, you…”
Fan Zi: “Our boss is disgusted with you for being so ugly. You pollute his eyes by being alive!”
The bandit leader: “………..” Did he go the wrong way?
Fan Zi revealed, “So, we have confiscated your stuff, and you…”
The next picture, Mo GunGun did not see it.
Cheng Feng reported to Lu Xiao Qi in real time using professional terminology. Mo GunGun sat in the arms of the big monster, listening to the thunder.
The cruel bandits that traveled across the stars were easily defeated. Fan Zi quickly took the crew into the main cabin of the other party’s ship, spent a short time to control the remaining bandits, seized them and efficiently cleaned them up.
The crew reported back within 20 minutes.
Lu Xiao Qi lowered his head, “GunGun, do you want me to take you to see that spaceship?”
Mo GunGun blinked, then nodded hard.
The new spacecraft’s facilities were much more complete, and as a bandit spacecraft, their stealth system was superior. The bandits were placed in the ship’s prison, and only a few leaders were tied up.
Kneeling on the ground, the leader of the bandits shivered, “Daren.“
Lu Xiao Qi narrowed his eyes. The bandit leader was glared at and became scared, “Sir, we were just helping the army finish their chores. The good things all belong to those big masters. We are small fish, really.”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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Mo GunGun was holding up a small milk bottle and gulping it down with a puckered face.
The bandit leader saw Lu Xiao Qi’s gloomy face and said, “We also harvested part of the army’s recycled materials. All of them can be handed over to you.”
The bandit leader was trembling and his face was sweating. He was frightened.
Mo Gunn burped a milk bubble, “Big monster, are they the same species as you?”
Lu Xiao Qi’s obscure eyes restored clarity, “What’s the matter?” Mo GunGun bit his paw, and a soft voice sounded as he thought. With his small voice, he said, “They’re ugly. Are they sad?”
Lu Xiao Qi: “Maybe.”
Mo GunGun nodded.
Lu Xiao Qi: “Are you tired? Do you want to go see something interesting?”
Mo GunGun was surprised. “What is interesting?”
Lu Xiao Qi turned to Cheng Feng. “Take the little one to watch cartoons.” He suddenly added, “Age appropriate for children.”
Cheng Feng was excited to receive a special mission. He held out his hand, “Come on, little GunGun, let’s go to the movies!”
Lu Xiao Qi: “…………”
“Let’s go~ Little panda, are you happy? Give your father a kiss??” Cheng Feng was ready to go on a two person playdate with Mo GunGun.
Mo GunGun lifted his little head up, and then raised his two small hands.
Cheng Feng: “Haha, dad will ask them to give you a delicious cake later.”
Mo GunGun was confused. “Cake?”
Cheng Feng: “It is a very soft and sweet food. Do you want to eat it?”
Mo GunGun’s eyes brightened. “Want!”
Cheng Feng’s voice was far away, “Then don’t you want to kiss your father?”
Lu Xiao Qi: “…………” He wanted to return Cheng Feng to be rebuilt, or simply teach this artificial consciousness some intelligence.
When the panda left, Fan Zi revealed an evil smile, “Daren, we will get rid of them now.”
The remaining crew licked their mouths. “Right right, it’s been a long time since we’ve eaten meat!”
The bandit leader was scared into a cold sweat, “!!!”
The bandit leader was sweating profusely, “Daren, you do not want to eat us, our meat isn’t delicious, really! We also have other hidden treasures!”
Fan Zi sneered, “What, nothing else to say?”
He took off his sunglasses, and a pair of black holes stared directly at the bandit leader.
The bandit leader’s heart nearly stopped, and his liver and gallbladder nearly burst, “You… I said… Don’t eat me…”
Now, he really believed that this was a ghost ship.
Lu Xiao Qi narrowed his eyes, “You said something about the army’s supplies?”
Bandit Leader: “Yes, yes, we didn’t move it. The army supplies are so good, I, I actually…”
Lu Xiao Qi: “What is the latest news about Lu Xiao Qi?”
Faced with multiple black holes staring at him, under these ghost eyes, the bandit leader didn’t dare to think any stray thoughts and answered whatever the other asked, “Lu Xiao Qi is dead. For his merits, he was promoted to a six-star general. And his army, as a legacy, was assigned to the lieutenant who inherited his will. The other materials were evenly distributed to other armies, and the ones I obtained are only a small portion…”
Lu Xiao Qi clenched his fists.
Lu Xiao Qi stood up. “What about the rest of the army?”
The bandit leader was at a loss, “Everyone is dead. After the general’s mecha exploded, only the lieutenant…”
Lu Xiao Qi stood up suddenly, his eyes cold. “Lieutenant!”
Lu Xiao Qi’s body was full of murderous intent, and the crew and the bandits showed a horrified look, “Da, Daren!”
Lu Xiao Qi waved his hand, “Tell Cheng Feng to come back.”
Cheng Feng? The name was familiar. The bandit leader blinked, unsure if it was just an illusion.
Cheng Feng came back with the little panda, “General, what’s wrong?”
Lu Xiao Qi: “Check! Look into the lieutenant’s recent movements.”
Cheng Feng was stunned, and suddenly spit out a fierce tone, “He is not dead? That little white face is not dead!! General, then we are… ”
Lu Xiao Qi: “Dead.”
Cheng Feng was furious. He angrily scolded, “That damn bastard! Damn it, general, let’s fly to him! That disloyal villain! That bastard killed everyone! General, let me kill him!” Lu Xiao Qi narrowed his eyes, expressionless.
Mo GunGun couldn’t understand, he reached out his hand and stroked Cheng Feng’s chin, “Don’t be angry.”
His childish voice broke the icy atmosphere. Cheng Feng lowered his head and sighed, “Little one, kiss me and I won’t feel so uncomfortable.”
Mo GunGun moved his mouth, but he was carried away before he could kiss him.
Lu Xiao Qi’s face was dark.
Compared to the lieutenant who had been planning to betray him for a long time, the harmony between Cheng Feng and GunGun made Lu Xiao Qi have a stroke.
When Mo GunGun saw the big monster look more tense, he thought about it, then wriggled his fat and chubby little body, and touched his mouth to Lu Xiao Qi’s chin.
Mo GunGun looked at him with innocent eyes, “Cheng Feng said, kisses can relieve discomfort.”
Lu Xiao Qi’s expression flashed, and the storm clouds gathering over his head cleared.
Cheng Feng stared blankly, but his heart couldn’t be more upset.
He was the one who had taught the little panda, yet the fruits of his labor were stolen?!
Cheng Feng: “I…”
Lu Xiao Qi looked at him coldly: “These bandits, I’ll leave them for you to record. What about the handwritten report from before?”
Cheng Feng: “…!!!” General, you are trying to kill a mech! How can you let a huge mecha hand-write tens of thousands of words? Where is the humanity?!
During the three’s conversation, the bandit leader understood something that struck through his heart.
The man in front of him was the dead Lu Xiao Qi.
And the mecha behind him was actually Cheng Feng who had supposedly exploded into fragments in the legend.
If they had met elsewhere, the bandit leader would have doubts about whether they were actually dead or not.
But after seeing real ghosts and black hole monsters, the bandit leader who had been scared to death firmly believed that Lu Xiao Qi was dead.
He was so immoral that he wanted to snatch the dead Lu Xiao Qi’s things.
The bandit leader was sweating coldly and pointed to Lu Xiao Qi, “Lu, Lu, are you Lu Xiao Qi?!”
Lu Xiao Qi looked down at him coldly from above.
Looking at him, the bandit leader confirmed his answer. He hiccuped, shuddered, opened his mouth, and knelt on the ground, crying, “Daren, I know I am wrong! You let me go, I will burn down a planet for you! No no no, I’ll burn the lieutenant for you. You can do anything you want to him!”
The bandit leader was speaking incoherently. His IQ was obviously offline.
Fan Zi and other crew members had a certain understanding of the current situation in the interstellar world, and had heard of Lu Xiao Qi, this powerful person.
At that time, they still joked about seeing him and scaring him senseless.
Now, it came to the point where nothing could wipe the vicissitudes from Fan Zi’s face. They really were too young, too naive.
However, it didn’t make sense.
Isn’t General Lu Xiao Qi dead? Isn’t he still alive now? Fan Zi’s crew all glanced at Lu Xiao Qi.
Mo GunGun didn’t understand anything else, but he grabbed on to one point.
He secretly tugged on the big monster’s clothes. “Big monster, are you very powerful?”
Everyone in the room was deathly afraid.
Lu Xiao Qi patted the panda’s head gently, not speaking.
Cheng Feng immediately said, “Of course, the general has fought all over the galaxy. At first, it was almost impossible for him to… cough.”
Mo GunGun liked listening to the big monster’s deeds, his small eyes shining.
He’d heard it before, but it was more exciting now.
Mo GunGun clapped his hands. “Awesome. The monster is too powerful! I also want to become as powerful as the big monster!”
Lu Xiao Qi: “En.”
Lu Xiao Qi’s eyes drooped, and gave out a series of commands. There seemed to be no connection between each order, making Fan Zi and the bandit leader confused.
The bandit leader was careful and eagerly said, “I’ll do it, I’ll do it!” He thought to himself, when I leave, I will wash my hands of this matter and never show up again.
Lu Xiao Qi didn’t speak. He took Mo GunGun to watch cartoons.
Instead of letting Cheng Feng accompany him, he handed over the chores to Cheng Feng.
Lu Xiao Qi ruthlessly rejected Cheng Feng’s accompaniment application.
The bandit leader shivered, “Then, then I’ll go do it?”
Fan Zi exposed a terrible smile. “Naturally, that is your task to carry out, but before that, you need to complete the ceremony.”
Ceremony? The bandit leader was frightened.
The insects in their bodies could drill in from the stomach, and although that left their eyes untouched, it would be more painful.
It was such a terrible process that the bandit leader dared not get his hopes up.
Fan Zi patted the bandit leader’s face and said, “Since you got on this ghost ship, did you really expect to leave alive?”
He sneered.
The bandit leader trembled, “……………”
Cheng Feng and the madman were sitting opposite of each other. They looked at their newly created brother and had a complex mood.
The lunatic filled his mouth with wine, “If you kill, then you pay with your life, hahahaha.” Cheng Feng’s electronic eyes blinked.
Cheng Feng asked, “Why don’t you want to live forever?”
Madman: “In those days, I allowed a sick person to board the boat. This person later killed my whole crew and all of my passengers. It turned out he was not sick. He was being controlled by those insects. It was my hypocritical kindness that killed all of those people. They hated me, and they have every right to be angry. But I didn’t expect that after a few hundred years, I can calmly see others become like this… haha. It’s ironic.”
That’s right, my overlord. Kisses relive vinegar. What’s vinegar? It’s a very painful thing…for people not experiencing it.
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Thanks for the update
Bahahahaha. Cheng Feng reminds me of one of those systems that’s always being ridiculed by their host.
Thanks for the great translation ♥️♥️
lol ikr!! 😂
Aahh Lu Xiao Qi, you were kissed by your Gun Gun! What a good day~
Thank you for the chapter!
Thanks for the chapter~
GunGun so cute
Generals lead armies on land. In space you have ships, so they are led by Admirals.
Either term workS since space navies are all theoretical right now. 😉
Or I’ve seen Marshal used quite often in Chinese sci-fi novels.
Thank you
+1 to Admiral, since in theory space vessels are ships hence might be categorised as a space navy, and it was written that Lu Xiao Qi commanded a separate army.
Marshal sounds good too, but I think Lu Xiao Qi was not the commander of all armies out there and that’s what a marshal is (think Zong He from ‘My vegetative partner…’), so I think Admiral is better.
+1 to Admiral. In Star Trek and Star Wars they use “admiral.”
+1 for Admiral
The Sea of Starts is still a sea
+1 for Admiral, it also makes it easier to differentiate his position, which would be the Head of an army but not the commander of all armies, iirc?
Thank you for the chapter!!! Well, the bandit leader just reaped what he sown. Yes, GunGun give Lu Xiao Qi more kisses, your powerful dragon needs them. 🤣
Now we know why the madman wants to die. It is because was to Kind and feels responsible for what happened. I feel sorry for him.😔
Thanks for the chapter! 😘
Thanks for the chapter! That kiss is super powerful, lol.
What are Hongkun Royalty? Are they the dead pips?
Aiyaaaaaa…. Gungun army is slowly but surely getting bigger hahaha
Thank you for the update 😊
Thx for the ch (ㅅ˘ㅂ˘)