In this smoke-free war, the living corpses were all defeated. It wasn’t an exaggeration to say that the one they feared most was the little panda sitting on the palm of a person’s hand. The little panda that looked silly and cute deceived the world, did not show the mountains nor revealed the water. His routine consisted of eating, sleeping and being coquettish.
He also liked to shake his head and whisper in a naive voice.
The living corpses were extremely upset, and they couldn’t approach nor retreat from him, and could only wish that the Milky Way would separate them from him.
After David’s death, his soul dissipated. Because of his inability to deal with his body, he could only be placed in an ice storage to freeze and wait to be returned to the earth.
Lu Xiao Qi, who was originally brought to the spaceship to become food, had now become the owner of the spaceship.
The living corpses were not only too afraid to openly rebel, but also took the initiative to make a series of plans to transform the spacecraft. When Lu Xiao Qi and Cheng Feng went to the military academy, they took a course on mechanical manufacturing and maintenance, which came in handy now.
Cheng Feng squatted to the side, watching a few crew members go in and out.
Cheng Feng: “Let me tell you, when my father and I went to school, everyone was scared of us!”
The crew went in and replaced a screw.
Cheng Feng: “Dad doesn’t just look imposing, in fact, he is very dignified. He is very careful! One time, I had just stolen his underwear, and….”
The crew turned their heads in silence. “…………….”
Cheng Feng: “Then he made me……”
Lu Xiao Qi: “What did I make you do?”
Cheng Feng was indignant. “He made me wear a pair of open crotch pants for the rest of the summer! You know, I almost short circuited… Uh…” He suddenly turned his head behind him. Cheng Feng was frightened as he stared at the general’s excessively cold and quiet gaze, “That, that is…”
Lu Xiao Qi smiled at him, signifying his impending death. “What will it be?”
Cheng Feng knelt down and almost burst into tears. “Ancestor, my father! I’m wrong!”
Lu Xiao Qi’s voice fluttered lightly, “You’re quite idle.”
“No no no!” Cheng Feng could practically feel his hair standing on end, and his chip nearly burned out due to nervousness.
Lu Xiao Qi: “Since you are so idle, add another 20,000 words to your report.”
Cheng Feng cried and shook his head, “No, no, I’m very busy, I am very sorry.”
Lu Xiao Qi: “En, then I’ll give you two days.”
Cheng Feng cried without tears.
Lu Xiao Qi: “There should be a total of 50,000 words, all of it in handwriting.”
Cheng Feng was shocked, “Wasn’t it 20,000 words before??”
Lu Xiao Qi: “Now you’ll truly repent.”
Cheng Feng choked.
Cheng Feng wanted to find someone to vent to. His eyes reached the little panda, but he hadn’t even opened his mouth before he was stopped.
Lu Xiao Qi: “Aren’t you busy?”
All the words he was going to say were forcibly swallowed. Cheng Feng tearlessly turned away and left in a trance.
Mo GunGun tilted his small head as he licked his lips.
Yesterday, the unfriendly and scary crew were less than gentle to them. He couldn’t tell what they were doing. He couldn’t tell what method the monster used to do it, but in a short day, the atmosphere on the spaceship became much more harmonious. The guy named Fan Zi especially changed. He was put in a wheelchair because he broke his knees.
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After they left, the curious Mo GunGun took off the cloth over his eyes and followed behind the monster.
The little panda curiously glanced left and right. He looked small and cute, but the crew could not help but feel they were being cheated by his appearance.
But when a living corpse was almost bewitched into coming a little closer, he heard some whispering before the corpse retreated with cold sweat. It happened two more times, and none of the living corpses dared to step forward. In particular, everyone on the sidelines seemed to be infected with a dead fish eye virus.
Mo GunGun scrambled to keep up with the big monster in front of him with his short legs.
He was like a little bug chasing after his heels, constantly swaying his buttocks as he ran with a mini bamboo shoot on his back.
After a short walk, Mo GunGun quickly trotted forward two steps and jumped up. His claws clung onto the back of the monster’s shoe as he sat on the monster’s instep. His two hind legs held on as he moved with the big monster’s movements.
Lu Xiao Qi looked down and laughed. “Tired?”
Mo GunGun was gasping a little. He softly called out twice.
He was hungry.
Although pandas normally spent most of their day eating and sleeping, ever since he began to read, his appetite had become larger. It was only a few minutes ago that he ate six bamboo shoots, a bowl of fruit salad, and a glass of honey water.
However, now he was hungry and exhausted.
Mo GunGun looked at the man, his little eyes flashing with anticipation. He wanted to eat five spoonfuls of the bee queen’s honey.
Well, a spoonful would suffice.
Lu Xiao Qi: “………….” Apparently the food from before was just a snack.
He had experienced all kinds of battles as a soldier. Although Lu Xiao Qi’s culinary skills were not top-notch, they were still more than passable. At the very least, he made a small table of nutritious meals made with meat and vegetables, which made all of the undead swallow their saliva. A palm fell on the table, and the eyes of the panda sitting on his palm squinted as he joyfully called out a few “Mmmm”s.
Mo GunGun tumbled down from the hand and went over to the side of a dish, protruding a small paw.
He touched it a little bit and then withdrew it, putting it in his mouth. Mo GunGun’s eyes shone brightly, and his bright black pupils looked like the bright stars, “Mmmm!”
There was enough food on the table for five big men to eat, but when faced with the Mo GunGun’s hurricane-like stomach, it became almost completely empty.
Lu Xiao Qi was secretly observing the little panda. After seeing his round belly, he frowned again.
It was not an illusion. His recent demand for food was increasing.
When he was full, Mo GunGun patted his belly and twisted his furry little buttocks and rubbed against the big monster.
Mo GunGun let out a little yawn. “Uhuhuh. Mmmhmmm.”
Big monster, it’s time to sleep.
Lu Xiao Qi narrowed his eyes as he looked at the little guy thoughtfully, letting him sleep in his palm.
Even a panda should not eat this much nor be this drowsy.
While the admiral was thinking, Mo GunGun had already fallen into dreamland, but he didn’t know what kind of dreams he had. He stuffed one of his small paws into his mouth and played with it.
This little guy! Laughing secretly, Lu Xiao Qi’s eyes softened.
After two days, Mo GunGun’s situation not only did not improve, but gradually became more serious. It even deteriorated to the point where he couldn’t go to sleep without eating. He would wake up a lot during the week and merely sit up, eat, then go back to sleep.
Lu Xiao Qi’s brows hadn’t been unknotted since then, and his face was dark.
Upon seeing him, Cheng Feng followed him and anxiously asked, “How is the little one?”
Cheng Feng tearfully said, “He is not going to die right? The little panda is so young, is he homesick?”
Cheng Feng then blew his nose, imitating a human’s voice, “Wu- Wu- As his father, it’s all my fault!”
Lu Xiao Qi: “…………”
His tense mood disappeared instantly. He wanted to return him to the furnace to be rebuilt, or break his chip in half and throw it in the toilet.
Cheng Feng was still playing around. He caressed the panda’s back carefully, “What’s the matter with you? Are you in estrus?”
Lu Xiao Qi: “…………!!!”
Cheng Feng: “Dad will buy you the best skirt. It will definitely make you look great! Which one do you want, talk to your father! ”
This time, not only admiral Lu Xiao Qi, but also the hidden Wu Da and Wu Er wanted to stab Cheng Feng a few times. How could their cute panda cub be in estrus!!! This was clearly a time when he was accumulating energy so he could grow!
After this period of rest, naturally everything would be fine.
Lu Xiao Qi couldn’t bear it anymore. He kicked the mecha out of the room. The mecha left a long trace on the ground as a little smoke rose.
Cheng Feng laid on the ground and said grievously, “Father, why are you so cruel?”
The living corpses had been hiding at a distance since long ago. Seeing this, they remained silent. But the madman grinned, “What’s the matter?”
Cheng Feng jumped up, “Oh, I was kicked out by my father.”
As for the reason and details, Cheng Feng was not going to tell these people that the little panda didn’t show up for the past few days because he wasn’t feeling well. The living dead’s attitudes were unclear after being oppressed. Although he usually seemed reliable, his objective couldn’t be confirmed.
He turned his painted metal back and returned to the door.
Knock knock.
Cheng Feng: “Admiral, we will be in Celta’s airspace in twelve hours.”
The door opened naturally when it came to business.
The person who peeked through the door found that the terrible man had a dark complexion and was covered in ominous sinister clouds.
The lunatic poured wine into his mouth. “Curses. They are all crazy.”
The other crew members glanced at the insane person as if he were mentally disabled, before tacitly going their own ways.
After all, they had been struggling together for more than three hundred years. In the future, what would be left of the man’s brain?
After Cheng Feng successfully entered the room, all eyes paid attention to the little one.
He was seriously worried, “The little panda’s situation isn’t right. This is an unknown situation. It is too risky to rush into a star’s domain. General, there are too many people who want your life. I suggest we stay in the three star grey area that is in the vicinity of Celta to get the little one checked out and take stock of supplies.”
Lu Xiao Qi nodded.
Cheng Feng’s electronic eyes glowed, “Admiral, my data monitor shows that the little panda is very hot, especially his chest.” Lu Xiao Qi’s pupils shrank as he lowered his head.
In fact, Wu Da and Wu Er had only heard about this situation in the records left by their ancestors. How the pandas evolved were not all the same, and situations like GunGun’s were very rare. Only the ancestors who possessed Yin and Yang eyes had this kind of drowsiness.
Although there were examples recorded by their older ancestors, Wu Da and Wu Er still followed his condition anxiously, fearing that the little cub would have an accident.
Mo GunGun shifted his body, opening his mouth.
Cheng Feng whispered, “Admiral, the little guy’s body temperature keeps rising…”
Cheng Feng’s voice was slightly hurried, “The little panda is feverish! If he keeps going on like this, the little guy will burn out. Admiral, we need to cool him down! ”
At that moment, Mo GunGun was enveloped in a white light.
A red light also appeared. Lu Xiao Qi caught a glimpse of it, but the white light made it so he could barely see. His whole body was tense.
Just as Lu Xiao Qi was about to move, the white light disappeared.
A little panda was originally laying on the ground, and in his place was now a child the size of his arm.
The little guy was chubby, with delicate eyebrows, small hands clenched into fists, and long, quivering curly butterfly eyelashes.
He opened his mouth to reveal a row of small white teeth, like the younger version of the boy from that day in the tunnel.
Cheng Feng was stunned, “Little panda?!”
Cheng Feng jumped forward, “Is this the little panda? Haha!”
Speaking of it, every time he transformed into his human form, Mo GunGun was a different age. This time was different from before. The reason for this was because he had an enormous amount of complex energy, so each time a portion was absorbed, his power would be slightly boosted. After the absorption was complete, his body reverted to that of a panda.
It was only recently that he began studying about his Yin-Yang eyes, which mobilized the energy in his body.
Lu Xiao Qi took off his clothes, carefully wrapped the small panda up, and poked his small round face with his fingertips.
A small sleep bubble came out from the sleeping child.
Lu Xiao Qi chuckled, and then turned to Cheng Feng. “Take a look at him.”
Cheng Feng immediately responded, and was surprised two seconds later, “Admiral, his body temperature has returned to normal. The data shows that the little panda is very healthy!” ”
Lu Xiao Qi finally put down his hanging heart.
Wu Da and Wu Er couldn’t help but rejoice. The two had been relatively speechless. Wu Er comforted Wu Da, “At least he is healthy, right?”
Wu Da nodded. “Yes.”
Wu Er: “His new form may be ugly, very ugly, but compared to those ugly things, we are still the most beautiful. ”
Wu Da nodded in agreement.
Wu Da took a deep breath, “It’s a protective camouflage. He’s safer when he is around those ugly things.”
When Mo GunGun opened his eyes, he discovered four different sets of eyes staring at him.
Mo GunGun was startled, “What, what’s the matter?”
Mo GunGun was completely unaware of what happened. His head felt muddled until his gaze swept over the familiar smooth skin. Mo GunGun felt like his head was split open by thunder as he stretched out a chubby little hand and grinned sorrowfully, “My hair has run away from home again.”
This time, Mo GunGun didn’t cry and calmed down. Even the glass-hearted panda was used to it.
He subconsciously covered his face with his small hands.
Lu Xiao Qi couldn’t help but smile, “What’s wrong?”
Mo Gung’s muffled voice rang out, “Big monster, please paint a black and white picture on me too.”
Cheng Feng: “Ah?”
Lu Xiao Qi: “…….!!!” Inevitably, there was a seed of regret planted from the misconception.
Cheng Feng – Grandmaster of Death Flags Rising
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Thanks for the great translation ♥️♥️
Thanks for the chapter! Can we get him a panda baby onesie for his human form, pretty please, he would look so adorable!!!
+1 Baby panda onesie for Mo GunGun
(Also preorder in all ages for when MC grows out of it XD)
Excellent idea, nothing can go in the way of panda cuteness!
My long grown up little sis has this incredibly fluffy light gray onesie, with little golden reindeer horns on the hood, that she got as a gift for Christmas so there is no reason our cutie shouldn’t be fully equipped with his familiar colors & the best level of fluffiness!
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that would actually be more than perfect hahaha
Thank you for the update!!! Big mecha trying to sell meng 😂🤣😆 GunGun’s growing is a trial period even for the ancestors, let alone for the Admiral who is a total novice in emotional department. But please not painting, it’s not healthy!😱
Thanks for the chapter!🐼
Thanks for the chapter~
Mo GunGun is as cute as always la~
Actually I thought “symptoms of pregnancy” will be brought up even tho I know it will be out of place XD
Ahahahahaha I can’t, this is too funny!
Thank you for the chapter~
He can wear panda onesies.
Thank you for the update!