Editor: Luoshenhua
When the madman finished speaking, Fan Zi and the other crew members’ faces changed greatly.
“Finally, someone will take us home,” laughed the madman.
“That’s not the answer! You want us to die!” scolded Fan Zi.
He opened his mouth wide, revealing his gums that were missing two teeth. “Kill them, then we will have eternal life!”
The lunatic, the original captain of the spacecraft, Kemen Pierce pulled out his gun, “No!”
Fan Zi roared, “Don’t care about him! Get him first! He killed Brother David, and now wants to kill us. If we don’t kill them, we will be completely dead this time!!!”
It didn’t matter how they became walking corpses, whether it was due to the influence of a bug or due to their own initiative.
All of the living corpses present did not want to die.
In the past, they were unable to defend themselves, but now that they were inexplicably reborn and had become more powerful and fierce, they vowed to defend their sworn brothers in times of crisis.
Mo GunGun just happened to finish reciting for the ninety-ninth time.
The corpses were slowly approaching. Each one looked like a fierce god, and as if they were possessed, they stretched out their bloodless hands.
“Wake up! You are being controlled by those insects!” The madman fired off two shots, striking the first two zombies that approached.
Lu Xiao Qi narrowed his eyes.
Mo GunGun continued to read for the one hundredth time.
As for Cheng Feng……
Cheng Feng was watching the excitement, and was even giving the madman instructions. “Mr. Corpse Impersonator, you have to raise the gun a centimeter more to hit the head!”
The madman fired off two more shots.
Chenf Feng anxiously followed up, “Mr. Corpse Impersonator, look at the front! Headshot it, ah, over there, over there!!”
Extremely busy, the lunatic glared at Cheng Feng, “Who is a impersonating corpse!? You give me….”
Before he could finish speaking, he fired a shot to the side, hitting ragged claws.
“No no no!” Mr. Bug Extractor is Mr. Bug Extractor! You heard it wrong! Ah, they are coming from the left, sir, please look!”
Squeeze your mother’s juice! The madman was about to explode. Why is this upsetting person around?
The madman was fed up. “Shut up!!!”
Cheng Feng fell silent.
Mo GunGun finished the recitation, took a breath, and then read it for the last time.
By now he was already familiar enough with it to even be able to read it backwards, and his voice grew slightly louder.
The panda’s voice was soft and tender, but even in this chaotic scene, no one could ignore it.
Several eyes glowed with a green light, but none of the living bodies dared to step forward. They didn’t know why, but the little plaything put a lot of pressure on them. Let alone ordinary corpses controlled by the bugs, even the mortal who was slightly integrated with the soul trembled for a moment.
Fan Zi finally stood up, but his legs softened, and he fell back down to his knees.
His forehead knocked against the ground, his posture in a standard kowtow.
Fan Zi’s lips trembled. “…………”
Lu Xiao Qi was stable and unmoved throughout all of this. However, seeing this picture, he couldn’t help showing a trace of speechlessness.
He stroked the tiny head in his arms.
Mo GunGun subconsciously leaned into his hand, his two small paws hugging the hand above his head.
After he finished reading for the last time, Mo GunGun spit out some turbid gas.
Mo GunGun secretly said, “Grandpa, I finished reciting.”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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Wu Da hummed and sneered, “Go! Now read the second part with me!”
Mo GunGun: “Second part?”
Wu Da: “Naturally, the first chapter gathers Qi to act as a deterrent to ghosts. The second chapter serves to…… manipulate ghosts.”
Mo GunGun didn’t understand.
Wu Da: “If the first chapter works well, the ghosts will just leave. If you don’t know what to do when they refuse to leave, read the second chapter!”
Wu Da thought, If needed in the future, there are the third and fourth chapters, which can definitely subdue these strange beings!
Mo GunGun followed Wu Da to read the second passage.
The living corpses, which had just entered violent states, instantly stiffened, their bodies refusing to move. Even more terrifying than the deterrent force from before was the fact that their bodies didn’t seem like their own. As Mo GunGun repeated each sentence, the living corpses began to pose in a variety of funny positions.
Fan Zi tried to stand up with his broken forehead, but before he could stand firmly, he tripped his left foot over his right foot and fell again. This time, his forehead still met the floor, but was also accompanied by his knees on the ground.
Fan Zi, with his butt in the air: “…………..”
Even the madman with an unclear position couldn’t resist the force. He unintentionally fired a bullet from his pistol with a crack.
This time, the bullet hit the living corpse much more accurately than the previous ones.
Cheng Feng was shocked. He stared at the dancing living corpses, before silently turning to the madman, “You, next time how about you don’t aim!”
While his body was being controlled, the crazy man’s face revealed an angry and ferocious expression, “Give me, a break!”
Lu Xiao Qi froze.
Then he lowered his gaze to cover the dark color of his pupils.
After a long period of observation, Cheng Feng commented, “They are still quite on beat with the drums. They are dancing for the little panda.”
After that, he laughed, “But it really is too spicy for my eyes. This picture is so beautiful that dad is going to vomit.”
Mo GunGun read it over and over again. Wu Da had arranged his homework so that he was required to recite it one hundred times.
Mo GunGun obediently kept reading.
The corpses that were jumping around wanted to vomit blood.
Lu Xiao Qi: “………”
Cheng Feng: “Hahaha, dad wants to dance too!”
The lunatic fired off another bullet, “Give me, a break, stop, stop, stop!”
Mo GunGun couldn’t see anything. He was focusing very seriously.
Lu Xiao Qi couldn’t help but cough lightly. Even the experienced and knowledgeable admiral couldn’t help submitting to his urges.
Lu Xiao Qi found a place to sit. He sat down and caressed the little panda’s back.
The little panda’s voice had a steady rhythm to it. Lu Xiao Qi squinted slightly.
They were surrounded by a group of living corpses that were jumping around involuntarily. As for accidental injuries, they continued to happen over and over.
After seeing Fan Zi get knocked down for the fifth time, Cheng Feng happily praised, “Good son~”
Fan Zi: “What special thing are you…”
Bang, crack.
Fan Zi managed to cover his forehead in time for the sixth landing, his sorrowful and angry voice shouting, “It’s too fucking painful!”
Two hours had passed by the time Mo GunGun finished reading the second chapter a hundred times.
It seemed that the living corpses that 'rose at the crow of the rooster to practice the sword’ were on the verge of collapse and didn’t want to move. Their eyes were horrified and fearful, and no longer held any signs of their ravenous appetites.
Fan Zi laid on the ground, nerves convulsing throughout his body. “You, get out of here, leave! Roll roll roll!”
Don’t even talk about eating, Fan Zi now only wanted to throw out this guy and the little thing, as well as the big piece of junk.
“Give it to me. Roll, madman, get them out…” Fan Zi continued to scold them while face down and powerless.
Mo GunGun’s ears twitched. Did someone call for me?
Wu Da saw these menaces were in a bad mood. He sneered, “GunGun, I’ll teach you the third chapter.”
Mo GunGun joyfully agreed to learn.
The third chapter was not the same as the previous ones. It belonged to the section that taught how to drive away ghosts. Some ghosts were not affected by the other chapter’s momentum, or they just did not realize it. Out of the three chapters so far, this was an offensive spiritual text. As for the fourth chapter, it’s power was to summon the natural elements, and belonged to the section that inflicted divine punishment by communicating between heaven and earth. It required a certain amount of foundation before being able to practice it.
For now, it was enough to learn the first three chapters.
Mo GunGun went to read the third chapter.
A golden mist gradually filled the air, differing from the dark grey and black mist emitted by living corpses. It was holy.
It’s function was purification.
Fan Zi was panting, and when he saw the mist, he jumped up and said, “Quick, run!”
He could now say that even his intestines were regretful. Why did he even think of eating this plaything?! He wanted to resist but found that he could not muster any energy, or maybe, more accurately was that he had been disciplined and dared not to resist anymore.
Fan Zi was a bit tearful.
Lu Xiao Qi could only vaguely see the change in the air, but he clearly saw these living corpses twitching violently and foaming at the mouth.
Lu Xiao Qi: “…………….”
Cheng Feng was disgusted, “They are all seasick, aren’t they? It’s horrible to not have an engine!”
The mist dissipated, and the undead that had escaped the catastrophe were revealed. Small flames had mysteriously appeared. All of the hair on the burning living bodies disintegrated, but there was little injury elsewhere. The living bodies all tried to limp away, colliding with each other as they fled. The picture was both funny and weird.
When the flames gradually disappeared, it revealed a group of living corpses with charred black skin and tears streaming down their faces. They all knelt on the ground and kowtowed.
Fan Zi, with two lines of tears falling down his face, trembled, “Human! Spare my life!!”
Once Wu Da saw their darkened skin and tears coming out of their ortifices after having been tossed about, he reluctantly considered letting them off.
He said,”GunGun, take a break first.”
Mo GunGun naturally obeyed.
The lunatic was stupefied, “How painful it is to live.”
At that moment, the living corpses who resented him nodded with tears in their eyes. There is no shore in this boundless bitter sea! Give us a break!
The pain from being burned by the flames and the heartrending torture from purification was simply terrible!
Wu Da: “Right now you are in a special environment. The remaining part will have to wait until you are in a stable place to learn again.”
Mo GunGun: “Okay!”
The remaining section included dozens of other methods, such as flooding and lightning strikes. Wu Da pondered how to use these things to train him in the future. It wasn’t easy to find such good practice equipment. Wu Da, who decided to continue GunGun’s development, ignored the idea of granting mercy to the living corpses weeping on the ground and crying out father.
His baby was bullied by others, so naturally he would repay this debt to them. It’s good to be an exorcist, not to mention that they could get revenge for the massacre of their family’s eighteen previous generations while practicing their skills. It really was too horrible. Wu Da was not very satisfied with these living bodies.
If the walking corpses knew what Wu Da was thinking, they would cry until they fainted.
Mo GunGu was still completely unaware that he had attacked the enemies on the ship with words, and won without any suspense.
He just felt that it was a little noisy around him, and heard them call out “stop”.
When Mo GunGun opened his furry mouth, the living corpses subconsciously took in a cold breath, ready to burst into tears.
Mo GunGun was just a little thirsty and hungry.
Mo GunGun raised his head. “Mmmm!” The corpses covered their heads and closed their eyes in pain. What terrible thing would it be this time! Being a ghost, it really isn’t encouraged!
Lu Xiao Qi looked down. “Good. Are you hungry?”
Mo GunGun nodded his head a little, and then said softly, “I am a little thirsty. I want to drink the sweet honey water.”
Lu Xiao Qi was very familiar with the little panda by now, “Then, eat something first.”
As he said that, he glanced at Cheng Feng.
Cheng Feng realized what he meant. He took out a small bag from his inner compartment, which contained many small bamboo shoots.
Cheng Feng then took out a small cup and squatted down. “Little one, this is honey water. It’s super tasty, taste it!”
Lu Xiao Qi’s cold gaze swept over him. “You don’t have a sense of taste.”
Cheng Feng choked from the heavy blow. “Admiral, don’t you want to go to heaven? It’s wrong to expose this, father!”
Lu Xiao Qi: “…………”
Mo GunGun took the small cup, happily drank it, his two small hind paws shaking with joy.
The living corpses cautiously watched this scene, their ears perked.
Fan Zi’s fingers trembled, “Master, I have a bottle of queen bee honey that I’ve been saving for many years. I can give it to you, I just ask that you let me go.”
The formerly arrogant Fan Zi had completely lost all of his self-esteem to the panda after he was repeatedly downed.
At this moment, he didn’t even think of revenge, he just wanted to send away this evil star.
Even if they had to become pure and honest ghosts in the future, they would still be better off compared to living under the terrible black and white dumpling!
Mo GunGun licked his mouth and subconsciously tilted his head towards Fan Zi.
There is even better honey?
Mo GunGun was extremely sensitive towards snacks. He stealthily tugged on the corner of the monster’s clothes.
He also wanted to try it, just a little.
Lu Xiao Qi tightened his lips, and his eyes flicked over Fan Zi. “In addition, give us access to the ship’s maximum authority. And…”
The next thing he said was incomprensible to Mo GunGun, but he was surprised when he got a large bottle. His small arms held it a bit unsteadily.
The honey of the so-called bee queen did seem to have a more mellow taste and smell more fragrant.
Mo GunGun didn’t want to let go of the bottle.
However, Lu Xiao Qi didn’t want him to drink too much. After all, it had been sitting around for hundreds of years, and it was difficult to say whether it had spoiled or not. Lu Xiao Qi was also unsure whether the honey of the queen bee was harmful, so after tasting a little and letting him hold it for a while, he helped him put it away.
Mo GunGun wanted to keep it. He held the arm of the big monster with his small paws as he looked at him, wronged.
Lu Xiao Qi comforted him for a while, and just when Mo GunGun considered giving up, he couldn’t help but reveal a small gap. His small eyes looked at the big monster, and after twisting his plump buttocks to face Lu Xiao Qi, he strided away. “Big monster, I’ll only eat a little. I will only eat a little tomorrow, okay!”
When Cheng Feng saw this scene, he couldn’t help but want to pick up and hug the little panda. “Don’t worry, if you want to eat it, I’ll help you steal it. The admiral won’t find out. Hahaha, aren’t I great? Come and kiss dad!”
Once Mo GunGun heard that he could eat, he stretched out two small furry paws with joy.
Cheng Feng greeted the little guy’s intimacy with joy, his electronic eyes flashing a few more times, but his happiness was soon broken.
Mo GunGun didn’t get too close before he returned to Lu Xiao Qi’s palm.
Mo GunGun was stunned silly, but he also felt a little guilty. QAQ, Cheng Feng, we were caught.
Lu Xiao Qi’s mouth sneered, and he looked at Cheng Feng quietly.
Cheng Feng shivered, and began swearing to the sky, “Dad, I promise to be good! You are the most authoritative! You have the final say!”
Lu Xiao Qi pointed at the living corpses. “Register them and then give me a 20,000 word report.”
Cheng Feng stiffened.
Lu Xiao Qi added, “Handwritten.”
Cheng Feng wanted to cry without tears. “Father, please let me go!!!”
A mecha can write? En, I want to see it.
in chinese too right? awesome
Haha GunGun is so cute ~ I can’t wait for GunGun and the others to head back to civilization so that big monster can become a vinegar pot 😂
Thanks for the chapter! 😂🤣
This chapter is so funny! Laughed till I cried…😂
GunGun is badass now! But the oxygen is still a problem. In the last chapter (or the chapter before?), the mecha said they will lack oxygen pretty soon. He should say so to the ML pretty fast!
Hahaha little GunGun is so powerful now~
Thank you for the chapter!
CF, a father must be stern and maintain discipline.
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
Thanks for the update
Thanks for the chapter! ^ ^
Seems like we’re back with GunGun’s “plump buttocks“. I guess the autors thirst is back. 😂😂
Do I remember wrong or is there only limited amount of breathable air in this space ship? But if I remember correctly, I want to ask them something … Why are you all so relaxed!?🤨
Thanks for the chapter ~♡
Thx for the ch (ㅅ˘ㅂ˘)
Thank you for the chapter!!! Finally cought up with the novel.
Cheng Feng is now my favorite mecha hahahaha