Yin Yang Eye Gungun’s Marriage ContractCh1 - Pandas are Rolling In!

Translator: Sora

Editor: Seafall d03LzD

 

Spring of year 43221, Interstellar Calendar.

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The glow from the floating island lit the night sky. Drifting clouds beneath the island enhanced the view, making it even more spectacular. Then, a few dazzling comets streaked across the sky, passing over a building before disappearing thousands of miles away.

A diamond-shaped building was suspended in the middle of the island. It was Celta Planet’s Central Military Deployment Building. Mpzld

At that moment, it was in pure chaos.

“The Fifth Special Forces Army is ready! Quick! Turn on the defense system!”

“The Hongkun Nation sank cruise ship 011, planet A654QW had a nuclear explosion, and more than half of the Second Corps are either dead or injured.”

“Marshal! The signal from the admiral’s mecha disappeared! The nuclear explosion opened a black hole near him. The admiral is likely to have been caught up in it and died…”

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“What?! How could Lu Xiaoqi have possibly…”

 

 

Over a distant, primitive planet, a flash of light appeared. VSzsL7

Boom!

In the lush green grass, a small furry head with black ears and dark eyes poked his head. He looked around uncertainly.

What, what had happened?!

Mo Gungun’s tiny, fur-covered body couldn’t help but shrink down again, shivering from the sudden gust of wind and sand that blew past. His four little limbs tightly gripped his purple bamboo sprouts. He raised his round face and cautiously sniffed the air as his black ears twitched slightly. No terrible monsters were spotted in the vicinity, allowing the small, fearful animal to let out a sigh of relief. q7tTJo

He then picked up his bamboo shoots and peered into the small tree hole, feeling tangled.

He originally intended to hide his bamboo shoots in there and slowly eat them, but its’ delicious fragrance assaulted his nose. He held his breath. He subconsciously licked his nose, still wanting to eat them.

He could eat them slowly; or, he could eat a little right now.

As he was debating over it, the little panda accidentally tripped over a stone. As he tripped, Mo Gungun clutched his bamboo sprouts and became a black-and-white ball as he rolled into the hole in the tree. 89Dc6b

Thump.

Mo Gungun rolled a dizzying 7 to 8 feet before stopping, still clinging to his bamboo shoots.

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His short tail was only a pinch of off-white colored fur. It was now conspicuous as he laid on his belly.

Where is this, the little panda thought to himself as he laid flat. O6Txdy

Well, since he was here, he might as well eat a little…. Just a little. Mo Gungun stood up with his stubby legs and brought the bamboo sprouts closer towards him. He then peeled off the outer skin and bit it.

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Wu! It was so delicious, so sweet!

As a panda, Mo Gungun was easy to please. Mo Gungun took another bite and blinked in delight. These shoots tasted a hundred times better than his treasured bamboo shoots from his past life! If only he could eat them all the time…..

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Then, he was skinned alive.

The cramped space he was filled with smoke. Amidst the pain, he only remembered the red liquid flowing into his eyes as the world blurred.

He then became unconscious.

He never got the chance to eat the tender shoots he hid beneath some small stones. IrCJyi

Mo Gungun bit hard into the shoot. A refreshing and sweet flavor filled his mouth. Although it was a pity he didn’t get to eat the newly sprouted bamboo that he hid in his last life, the bamboo shoots that he was currently eating made him happy.

He was content.

Mo Gungun‘s round, black ears twitched. After eating a whole bamboo sprout, he licked his paws. He rolled on the ground twice, unknowingly causing a few leaves to stick to his back before he slowly walked towards a small lake.

There was sweet water there! RoAddK

He had been in this new world for more than 20 days. Ever since he had arrived, he had made this small plot of land his own. The food in his new home was more abundant and tastier than his previous territory. Mo Gungun’s chubby little body swayed as he walked through the woods. Every day he got to eat delicious food and drink sweet water. Mo Gungun was very satisfied with his new residence.

Today however, when he arrived at the edge of the lake, he did not see the rippling clear water he was accustomed to. Instead, he saw a lake that was five times its original size.

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A large and lustrous monster sat in the lake, it’s unclear image covered in the shadows.

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Facing the wreckage of a mecha, Mo Gungun was puzzled.

Suddenly, a frigid gale blew. He inhaled, the cold sensation rushing towards his heart. Then, he saw a black mist coming towards him.

Scared out of his wits, Mo Gungun scrambled up the nearest tree.

The usually slow-moving furball exploded with great potential. In the blink of an eye, he was already more than 10 meters above ground. When he looked back, he was faced with a translucent red head with a pair of fierce bull eye’s glaring at him, as if it wanted to eat him alive. 9LlWhz

Mo Gungun’s fur stood on end. He was so scared he nearly peed.

“Die! Go to hell! Drop dead insect!! Admiral, be careful!” The suspended head opened its mouth, and it’s eyes dyed scarlet.

Mo Gungun stiffened. “Mmm!”

His cheeks felt cold, causing him to sneeze. Then….. Wz5VMn

The translucent head that was rushing towards him turned into mist.

A breeze blew through and the black mist dispersed.

How, how terrible! Mo Gungun held the tree trunk tightly, trembling. His dark eyes started watering, feeling very wronged.

He didn’t know if he saw a ghost, but there was a large terrible monster and a smaller panda-eating monster in this new area. tRjJLT

Shivering, Mo Gungun looked at the lake with fear. But, he was still thirsty.

The little round eye bags under his eyes seemed to be growing. Mo Gungun clutched onto the tree like a koala, hesitating.

The monster scared the panda to death, but his throat was very dry. He was just going to drink water, just a little.

Encouraged by this thought, Mo Gungun slowly climbed down the tree and rolled into the grass. He carefully stared at the large monster in the lake, ready to flee at a moment’s notice if he saw it move. a4RI5U

He waited patiently for nearly an hour, but there were no signs of that terrible monster. Then, he made up his mind. The panda discreetly walked closer to the edge of the lake, drank a mouthful of water, then quickly turned around and fled. His short legs carried him a distance away before he hid in a bush. There, a pair of dark eyes observed the situation for a while from the shadows as he confirmed the success of his strategy for water replenishment.

Mo Gungun grew more confident.

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After a few more rounds of this, the panda was finally satiated. Panting, he collapsed under the bush, laying on the ground like a salted fish.

Mo Gungun looked at the monster again. The panda became curious. hArZjx

Was it dead?

Just as thought about it, the monster’s stomach burst open, ejecting an elliptical object. Mo Gungun saw the object make a perfect parabola in the air and fall to the ground in two pieces, like a broken egg. On the ground was an egg white, and there was even a funny shaped yolk…..

Monster!!

The panda was so terrified he somersaulted. He lifted his head and stared at the yolk monster for two seconds. After confirming that he saw correctly, he turned on tail and ran away in fear. ZJYqcW

Oh heavens, it was a skin-peeling monster!

It wanted to kill pandas!

Mo Gungun ran back to his small tree hole.The small panda pushed a stone to block the hole. He then hid in a corner, shrinking into a ball.

The planet’s weather was constantly changing. A moment ago it was still clear and sunny, but the next moment, there were dark clouds hinting thunder and lightning. J4Uxom

After a while, heavy rain fell.

The sound of rain drops were heard as the world turned foggy. The air became fresh as the rain dispelled the stench of blood.

Squatting at the entrance of the tree hole, Mo Gungun held onto the bamboo shoots that he had previously hidden, eating while observing the area.

Raindrops beat down on leaves, emitting unique syllables. It was a gift from nature. 2Fzat7

Mo Gungun was very fond of rain, especially the period after it finished raining. That was when he would actively search for delicious bamboo shoots that had just sprouted. Under the cover of rain, it was safer to look for food. Mo Gungun thought he was a clever panda. He picked up a large leaf to collect rainwater and prepared to slowly drink it.

It took five days and nights for the rain to stop.

Mo Gungun’s belly was bloated and round. He shook his fluffy and soft fur. His four tiny paws marched towards the lake under the morning sun.

After such a long time, the monster should be gone. UNHri6

After five days of trepidation, Mo Gungun decided to secretly observe the situation, in case he needed to escape. But when he reached his water source, reality shattered his expectations. The large monster was still there, and the yolk monster also maintained the same appearance as before he had ran away, except its whole body was drenched.

The panda quickly estimated that the yolk monster was wet because of the rain.

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It must be dead.

Mo Gungun didn’t know if it was because he was relaxed or if he was in a trance, but he walked closer towards the body. This was the same kind of monster right? NhqlW2

Huh?

This was… what?

Mo Gungun saw a whip-like tail, something the monsters that had killed him in his last life didn’t have. Maybe they were not the same species. Those monsters didn’t even have tails! They were not as good as him!

But this monster had a very beautiful tail. NnRcQa

The panda sat on the ground, staring at the unknown creature with envious eyes. Mo Gungun then looked at his own short tail. No comparison, no harm.

Mo Gungun wanted to take it for himself.

As he thought about it, the tips of one of the creature’s claws shook slightly.

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Mo Gungun stared at the creature intensely. His black pupils quickly scanned up and down its body but didn’t see it move again. He was no longer suspicious.

The monster was covered in dirt.  Mo Gungun was a bit curious about what it looked like, so he sprayed some water from a leaf onto his muddy face. The monster who killed him in his last life had a flat face and yellow hair. This one has beautiful silver hair, and was a bit similar to his own.

He stretched out his paw and tried to pull out its tail. The next moment, he saw the man’s eyelids flutter.

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He quickly threw down the tail and desperately ran back to his tree hole. Just as the small ball of fur was fleeing, the handsome and powerful man suddenly opened his eyes.

The sharp phoenix eyes were initially filled with icy killing intent, but the next second, it disappeared.

Lu Xiaoqi’s eyes flickered. The dazed admiral didn’t realize that his eyes were fixed on a chubby buttocks with a small upturned tail in the distance.

The man with deep facial features was stunned for a moment before turning onto his other side. He took in the wreckage of his mecha and the completely destroyed life capsule. He gasped violently, coldness surging in his eyes. He struggled to sit up, but coughed severely and fell back down. His bloody lips tightened into a straight line. qC ZcL

After taking time to observe his surroundings, he stared up at the blue sky, his expression gradually growing grave.

Meanwhile, Mo Gungun had run back to his tree hole in one breath, causing him to collapse. He laid on the ground, paralyzed and panicked. He began to tremble. The monster was alive! What should he do?!

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Updated January 2021 trnMXq

Sora: Marry him, duh

 

Sora: Hello everyone! This is a project I’ve decided to pick up after seeing many people wanting to read more of it. I have not read ahead, so I’m learning as I go along. A word of caution, I am not proficient in Chinese and for this novel I rely heavily on MTL. There quite possibly may be mistakes. I’m still learning Chinese through classes, but I’ll do my best!

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Translator's Note

The character that makes up Gungun’s name (滚) also means to roll, hence the titles pun. “Gungun” is also a nickname for panda!

Translator's Note

The author isn’t joking. if I had one short sentence to describe this book, this sentence would be it. Alternatively, Mo Gungun wraps the world around his finger (paw?)

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46 comments

  1. This looks cute! I look forward to reading it •^^•

  2. As soon as I heard that somebody picked this up, I couldn’t help but squeal in delight!

    I knew from the summary that this novel would be sweet, cute, and full of diabeetus~!

    Thank you for the chapter~♡

  3. GunGun is cute but lets be real, i dont know because my understanding is low but i cant understand what he talk about? Our ML has silver hair i believe? Whip tail like? Black mist? Translucent head? HELP !!! I need GunGun translator 😭

    • Understandable!!! Those descriptions are from GunGun’s POV! The tail does relate back to the admiral, but the black mist and red eyed face refers to something else…owo

    • I think that black mist is the smoke… and the red eyed face are the lights (?)

      Thanks for the chapter

  4. Thank you for picking this gem! I read this novel when someone translate the first chapter in NU, but sadly they never continued… By the way, can I have your permission to translate this into Indonesian, please! Of course I’ll put your link and credit there~~ Thank you! ♡♡

    • Hello~ Yes, you have my permission to translate into Indonesian! Let’s do our best to spread the tooth rotting panda fluff to everyone.

      • Thank you very much~~♡

        Let’s spread the UwU-ness till many people get diabetus!

  5. Wah this is so cute ~😍😍😍
    Looking forward to the story ~ ❤
    Thank you for picking this up! ❤❤❤

  6. 😆It’s like Winnie the Pooh morphed into a panda 🐻->🐼 Laissee-fairy attitude and all.
    Thank you.

  7. It’s not messy, I think you have already translated and edited it in a good quality. It’s actually hard to do both.

    Thanks for the chapter~

  8. My god, i don’t think i’ve ever read such a tragic transmitigation story that actually made my heart hurt. For human trans you know it’s unrealistic but the poachers man.

  9. Pandas and BL?!!? Sign me the f-up! Thanks for the chapter love!!! Can’t wait to read more. 💖💖💖💖💖💖😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

  10. Wahhh, the little dumpling ish scared

    Thanks for the chapter!

  11. This chapter is promising. I didn’t get much, but this far is interesting.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  12. Aww. Saddest backstory award to little mo here. Sounds adorable 😁

    Thanks for the great translation ♥️

  13. Ooh, this looks so cute 😍
    Thank you for translating 😊

  14. Aww so cute! Poor GunGun died so terribly in his past life! T_T

  15. Extremely adorbs, thank you very much for all your hard work !!

  16. Woaaa what a fascinating story, thank you for introducing this gem to us non-chinese reader! GunGun is so cuteeee, I wish I can skin the horrible humans who skinned him in his past life 🙂 Hurting any animals (especially endangered ones) are big no no 🙁

    • Right? Isn’t GunGun so pitiful? I heard they’re many animals who was skinned alive too! But even the one the was skinned after dead doesn’t have it easy..

      This is what I found about how animals who was hunted for their fur being treated :

      How do they kill animals for fur?

      Electrocution, suffocation, gassing, decompression, and neck-breaking are common, painful methods of slaughter on fur factory farms.

      Animals who are trapped in the wild can suffer for days on end before dying from blood loss, shock, dehydration, infection, or being attacked by a predator

  17. This it the 3rd one.. now I have a Dragon ML × Non-Humanoid MC List XD

    -Lessons on Raising a Partner

    -Number One Lazy Merchant

    -then this ❤

  18. umah tão fofinho! eu só fiquei triste com a morte dele, tadinho, mas é tão fofo e acha que tudo veio para comê-lo☺

  19. M-my my heart I’m gonna die from imagining what little gungun is doing in the entire chapter

    He cute

    He precious

    But most importantly

    He got ml’s retinas on his bacc

    I tried my best ;-;

  20. POACHERS! ARE! EVIL!

    But even more so, skinned alive??? You wanted to hide an animal you smuggled by skinning it alive??? At the VERY LEAST you should take 2 seconds to kill it first!!!

  21. QAQ this poor panda was skinned alive in his last life?! If I find the fucker that did that, I’ll skin him alive too!!!

  22. My heart ached when I read the line ” skin-peeling monster”, and “it wanted to kill pandas”. Gungun is such a baby but he just had to experience being skinned. 😭

    This such a cute, and fluffy story—I’m already hooked! Exactly my cup of tea—cute, and fluffy, both characters and stories.

  23. So cuteeee😍😍😍

    Thanks you So much to translate the story!

    Please, Can I Translate it to Portuguese? I’ll get you the credits, I promise!

    So, let me know if you don’t want.

  24. It’s just the first chapter but it already made me cry(especially regarding those bamboo shoots he saved but couldn’t eat,being thirsty so he could drink water “just a little”,skin peeling monsters).

    Let’s stop animal cruelty.They are really simple minded not like us,we are full of greed,lust,…..

    There are people for whom animals are monsters their life doesn’t matter but they are not monsters but we are.Snatching their home,their lives and now also snatching their everything.It must feel same for both humans and animals when their skin is peeled,killed…Sorry for venting but I feel really sad for them..

    The feelings portrayed by author are really touching and the translation is really good(even when the language is changed but the emotions that should be portrayed haven’t)