Edited by Yummers
Zheng Qiuyang found a friend of his who was a doctor and brought Yuan Rui to him so that he could check out his injury.
The doctor had some other matters to attend to prior, so he called Zheng Qiuyang to tell him to wait in his private office first.
Before entering, Yuan Rui looked around. Seeing the “Chief Surgeon” written on the door tag, he came up with the image of those older bald men with glasses that were typically seen in hospitals.
The two of them sat on the sofa. Yuan Rui picked at his fingernails, extremely nervous. Zheng Qiuyang flipped through a newspaper he picked up from the table mindlessly.
Yuan Rui spoke up, “Qiuyang, maybe we shouldn’t have this checked. Let’s go home and rub on some Yunnan Baiyao. Only the skin broke after all, it didn’t even bleed.”
Zheng Qiuyang consoled him, “It’d be fine if it was any other place that had torn. But this is your little brother down there that we’re talking about. What if it gets inflamed and infected from us trying to do it ourselves and cause future complications?”
Yuan Rui lowered his head. A while passed before he replied in a soft voice, “But I don’t use it that much anyway.”
Zheng Qiuang rolled up the newspaper, seeming like he was going to beat him. The other quickly shut his eyes, but to his surprise, Zheng Qiuyang hugged him and gave him a kiss.
Not long after, the doctor came in. Zheng Qiuyang and Yuan Rui stood up. Zheng Qiuyang spoke humbly to the doctor, “Er-Ge, thank you for helping us out even though you’re so busy.”
The doctor addressed as Er-Ge responded with a smile, “Don’t worry about it, I wasn’t going to be too busy today either. Yuan Rui was it? Hello, my surname is Wang.”
Yuan Rui greeted, “……Doctor Wang, hello.”
Zheng Qiuyang could feel that he was even more nervous than before.
Doctor Wang said, “Qiuyang gave me a general description over the phone. Seeing that you can still stand and walk, there shouldn’t be any major complications. Don’t be worried. Let’s check it out first. I’m going to wash my hands, wait here for a little bit.”
He went into the private bathroom included in the room to wash his hands.
Yuan Rui’s eyes were stuck in the direction towards the bathroom. His eyes were wide open, his shoulders were even quivering a little.
Zheng Qiuyang pinched his waist, speaking lightly, “The doctor already said not to worry, what are you shaking for?”
Yuan Rui’s face was a bit red. His voice even shook as he spoke, “You never said that the doctor was going to be that handsome!”
“……”
“I’m super nervous now. Is he going to look at my lower half?”
Zheng Qiuyang couldn’t help but swear a bit.
Yuan Rui went quiet for a moment.
He looked at Zheng Qiuyang, and said with a forged expression, “He’s not as handsome as you. I’m also not anticipating it.”
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“……”
Yuan Rui walked in slowly. He unfastened his belt beside the examination bed, but his eyes were peeking at Zheng Qiuyang. Zheng Qiuyang was also looking at him.
Woosh—— Doctor Wang pulled over the blue curtain, breaking the two’s eye contact.
“……”
Zheng Qiuyang bore a whole stomach of irritation, if he knew sooner that it was going to be like this, he would’ve had an old uncle do the check-up for Yuan Rui.
Hearing the clanking sounds of a metal belt coming from inside, it seemed like Yuan Rui had taken off his pants.
The doctor behind the curtain told him, “Take off your underwear too.”
Yuan Rui complied, “Okay.”
The examination bed creaked, it was probably Yuan Rui lying down.
The doctor chuckled. “The skin of your balls is pretty clean.”
Yuan Rui replied, “I wash it properly every day.”
After a few seconds, the doctor spoke again, “Spread your legs into an M shape, you know what that is?”
“I do.”
“What happened to your knee? It’s bruised.”
“I-I bumped it while doing a show…agh.”
“Does it hurt? I’ll be more gentle.”
“It doesn’t hurt that much.”
“Don’t be so tense. Spread your legs further, don’t clamp down so tightly.”
“Ah ah ah, it hurts a bit.”
“Come on, don’t move.”
Zheng Qiuyang paced back and forth outside, his lungs were about to burst. He held it in as he questioned, “Er-Ge, is it serious?”
The doctor only responded after a while, “No, just need to apply some cream.”
Zheng Qiuyang said, “Just give the medicine to him, he can do it himself at home. ”
“There’s no need to be so humble with me.”
“……”
Who the fuck wants to be humble with you?!
Yuan Rui probably heard the annoyance in Zheng Qiuyang’s voice. He quickly added to their conversation, “I got it, I got it. Thank you, Doctor Wang.”
Doctor Wang replied, “Alright, you can put on your pants now.”
Yuan Rui didn’t take the time to apply the medicine either. He nimbly got his pants back on, swash opened the curtain and ran out.
Doctor Wang couldn’t hold in his laugh. He tossed away the disposable gloves, then went to wash his hands again.
Yuan Rui stood in front of Zheng Qiuyang, speaking in a pleasing tone. “I’m done. We can go home now.”
Zheng Qiuyang’s expression was very unpleasant.
Yuan Rui argued in a low voice, “It was you who wanted me to come no matter what.”
Zheng Qiuyang started bitterly, “You…”
Doctor Wang came out as he finished washing his hands. He reminded him, “Remember to use the medicine once you get home. Three times a day. Buy some amoxicillin too, to prevent inflammation. Wear baggy pants, stay away from jeans. It’s very important to give it some room to breathe.”
Yuan Rui replied, “Okay, I got it.”
Then, Doctor Wang said with a smile, “Now that the check-up is over, can we take a picture? I quite like you, Little Hamster, your legs really are long.”
That note of acceptance to his career skills naturally made Yuan Rui very happy. But he looked at Zheng Qiuyang again and didn’t dare to make it too obvious.
Zheng Qiuyang didn’t want to say anything.
Yet, Doctor Wang was enthusiastic about talking to him. “Qiuyang, take a photo of me and Yuan Rui with my phone. Here.”
“……”
Zheng Qiuyang said nothing during the entire way home. Once they finally got home, he immediately ordered Yuan Rui, “Take off your pants.”
“……”
“What are you thinking? I’m going to apply the medicine for you!”
Yuan Rui took off his pants and sat down on the side of the bed.
Zheng Qiuyang looked down at it, speaking with a provoking tone, “You wash it properly every day?”
“……”
Zheng Qiuyang squeezed out a big chunk of the medicine. Although his mouth went on, his fingers moved gently. With how cold the medicine was, it was very relaxing. Yuan Rui couldn’t help but let out a sound, he got a bit hard.
Zheng Qiuyang was angered, “Did you react like this earlier too?!”
Yuan Rui instantly said, “No!”
Zheng Qiuyang’s face was full of doubt.
Yuan Rui expressed honestly, “I only get like this when you touch me.”
Zheng Qiuyang turned his face away, not saying anything.
Yuan Rui hugged him with his head on his shoulder. “I do like handsome guys. But I only love you.”
Zheng Qiuyang kept the same tone, “Isn’t that still because I’m handsome?”
“……”
Zheng Qiuyang was even angrier. “You got nothing else to say? You were only into me for my looks?”
Yuan Rui was taken back, he quickly tried to explain, “No!”
Zheng Qiuyang side-eyed him.
Yuan Rui was so rushed, his face blushed. He stuttered out, “Of course you’re handsome, but I didn’t like you just because of that…you…you—you’re also…”
“……” Zheng Qiuyang was also a bit dumbfounded by then. Aside from his looks, what else did he have? What did Yuan Rui like about him?”
After a while, Yuan Rui gave up. “I don’t know how to say it. Anyway, you’re the best.”
“……”
“Aside from my mom, the best person in the world is you.”
Zheng Qiuyang looked at him expressionlessly.
“……Sorry, I’m too dumb. I don’t even know how to compliment you.”
There was a moment of silence until Zheng Qiuyang finally squeezed out a word, “Fuck.”
Why did he like Yuan Rui so much? If he was asked, he wouldn’t be able to answer either. Yuan Rui was also the best person in the world to him. He couldn’t be any more perfect.
Yuan Rui was pushed down to the bed forcefully by the other. He was surprised. “What—what are you doing?”
Zheng Qiuyang unfastened his belt, saying, “Gonna do you. Can’t hold it in even a second longer.”
THEY ARE SO DAMN SILLY! OMG. I laughed way too much!
thanks for the chapter! <3
Thank you for the chapter, YR is too hilarious lol
Thanks for the chapter ❤❤
Ahh these two 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the chapter ❤️
Silly couple.. but i love them ah🤧
Thank you for the chapter 💜
Thanks for the chapter! ^^)❤
😂 😂 Vinegar spills everywhere! 😂 😂
Honestly, don`t know if I should laugh or cry…😂
thanks for the chapter!