Fan Yuan was a very slow person, especially in the emotions department. This was because he had never dated anyone when he was still “human”, so his understanding of feelings was still at a very shallow level.
For example, he had fancied a girl from the same class in middle school as the young girl was beautiful. However, a girl with a better appearance and temperament had transferred over, and he thought that the new girl moved his heart more. It wasn’t that he lacked commitment. Essentially, it was because it was merely a beautiful fantasy of the opposite sex from a young boy in his adolescence; a stimulation of his senses.
Later on, he had come here, playing all kinds of cannon fodder passer-by As all day. He had seen all kinds of appearances, so gradually he didn’t feel much from such appearances any longer. Furthermore, he was constantly reminded by the system that he couldn’t catch feelings for the characters in the plot. This way, he was even more afraid to have such thoughts.
Fan Xiaoyuan, who was strict towards himself, had kept a respectful distance from all the female leads, supporting female leads matching and even female cannon fodders. He didn’t even dare to spare an extra glance, fearing for dear life that his face-con personality would go off. But towards men, he was relatively much more easy-going. After all, he always thought that he was very man and very straight, so he had no possibility of becoming bent!
What of allowing the male lead to change his dressing, what of being seduced by the male lead’s attractiveness, what of letting the male lead see his d*ck……. Anyway, they were both men. You’re straight and I’m also straight, no one loses out.
But at this moment, Weiming was glancing down at his small (x) big bird, blood going hua hua as it poured down from his nose. His black pupils fixed on him with a wolfish gleam. He was really thrilled.
Fan Yuan stammered and asked, “Are you a cut-sleeve?” Even forgot my terms of respect.
Weiming only looked his way after a long time, raising his hand and wiping a good deal of his nosebleed. “No.”
Fan Yuan would be crazy if he believed him!
Weiming added, “But I like you.”
“……” Fan Yuan said,” I think you just like to see the male bodies. ” Goddamn pervert!
Weiming was stunned. He had expressed it so clearly. How foolish could one be to not be able to see it! And then, he suddenly remembered the matter where he had once frozen his degree of favour for Fan Yuan……
Hence, Fan Yuan received the prompt from Xiao Wu a few seconds later.
“Ding, the male lead’s affection for Master has reached 100 points. The upper limit is unknown.”
Fan Yuan: “……!!”
He had his little bird seen, and in an instant, it had increased by over 50 points of favourability?! And it might even be more than that? How thirsty are you, you bastard?! You’ve never seen a man’s body in this life?!
Fan Yuan pointed his way, so angry that he couldn’t speak. His foot then slipped and caused him to fall backward. Weiming immediately held his small waist, holding him in his embrace, and had finally also touched the little butt that he yearned for in his heart.
At first glance, the original host’s body did not particularly have any outstanding areas. His appearance could only be regarded as handsome, but the figure was absolutely excellent. This was evident from the unending flow of blood from the Main God-daren’s nose. Although a large part of the reason for his nosebleed was due to psychological factors, the exposed slender legs, slim waist and small butt of Little Bodyguard Gao were indeed the ultimate temptation. Due to years of martial arts practice, his pair of long legs were perfectly straight and powerful, the muscle well-proportioned and strong, and his small butt was more so a feast for the eyes. The two white surfaces came together in a complete circle; any more and any less would push it away from perfection.
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Weiming felt the skin under his hand and began to harbor monkey-feelings and horse-thoughts. He saw Fan Yuan looking at him with a completely blushing face. His heart moved, while his hands had already started its movements.
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He spoke with great confidence, “This, then, is called being shameless. Have you committed it to your memory?”
“……” Fan Yuan was utterly speechless.
In his thousands of years of purity and abstinence, even if you beat him to death, he would’ve never imagined that one day he would be teased by a man through such dirty means. It was literally like he was having a dream.
The Main God-daren was also helpless. He didn’t want to be too hasty in forcing him, but he couldn’t control himself either……
The person he liked had stood in front of him fully naked, displaying his little bird with a deadpan. If he could hold it in, he was not called a man! Plus the Main God-daren was not only a man, but a man among men, that was why he had not only expressed his heart, but also satisfyingly eaten tender tofu.
The Main God who was done eating tofu led his adorkable iceberg little guard out of Jinhua Temple. On one hand, there was one person who was feeling refreshed, energetic and comfortable, and on the other hand, Fan Yuan’s entire person didn’t feel good.
Fan Yuan was having a breakdown as he asked Xiao Wu, “Do you think I can still be saved QAQ”
“……”
Fan Yuan kept strong as he wiped away a sad tear, “Which part of me did he fall for? Do I still have time to modify that part?”
“Ding, you have to ask the male lead about that.”
Fan Yuan felt that it made sense, so he turned his eyes to Weiming. He found that the man was currently staring fixedly at him. Fan Yuan was a self-taught person, understanding the message the other party was trying to send at the instant moment where their eyes met. The fine hairs on his body suddenly stood up as he quickly lowered his head and pretended not to see it.
In his mind, he cried and complained to Xiao Wu, “He wants to top me! QAQ”
……
Returning to the Regent’s manor, Weiming got people to move Fan Yuan’s bed into Weiming’s own house. Fan Yuan adamantly held onto his bed, refusing to let anyone touch it. In the end, the prince gave an order — carry over the person along with the bed.
Fan Yuan choked wordlessly before he said, “Master, it is not right of you to act like this.” You and the female lead are the actual destined pair!
Weiming languidly lifted his gaze, the light in his eyes gentle and romantic, “Oh? What is not right?”
Fan Yuan would really like to point at Weiming’s nose and say, “You bastard, you’ve never done anything right!
But he didn’t have the courage, so he could only gently remind, “You are the dignified Regent. How can you sleep in the same bedroom as me, a little bodyguard of lowly status? Others will be mistaken that you are gay. How bad would that be if that spreads out to the ears of others.”
Weiming nodded in seeming earnesty, “This is a problem indeed.”
Fan Yuan’s eyes brightened and his iceberg face almost couldn’t hold up as he sobbed with joy. Your brain is finally normal!
He only heard the male lead-daren directly utter, “When we are married in the future, it is inevitable that there will be even worse words to hear. Oh well, this prince will enter the palace tomorrow and make the Emperor proclaim the law where men can be taken as wives. This way, you can marry this prince in a just and proper manner, and no one will dare to comment about you behind your back.”
Fan Yuan: “……”
As expected of the domineering CEO-style male lead in a Mary Sue love story! When he didn’t make a move, he was just so-so, but once he made a move, he wanted to change the tide of history!
Fan Yuan lay paralysed on the bed pretending to be dead. Amusedly, Weiming helped him wipe his face with a wet cloth. Fan Yuan had gotten used to many bad habits due to Gao Yu in the previous life. Cleaning the face could be considered as one. The strength exerted could not be too heavy or light, Fan Yuan had so many demands that even his own wiping wasn’t to his liking.
However, Weiming could grasp the amount of strength required with precision. He started from the left cheek, then moved on to the right, then the nose, and finally the forehead, chin. His fingers as well — he started with the pinky finger, then the ring finger, all the way up to the thumb. Every step and every detail was exactly the same.
Several candlesticks in the room were emitting a faint orange glow. In a daze, the man in front of him and the memory of “him” coincided. A gentle bearing, meticulous movements. Entirely identical.
Fan Yuan could not help but ask: “Gao Yu?”
Wei Ming paused slightly, a touch of guilt sweeping quickly past his eyes. Yet, his face was completely calm as he curled his lips and laughed, “Who is Gao Yu?”
Fan Yuan pursed his lips and stared at him, trying to distinguish truth or false from his expression, but he found no flaws. He drooped his head down disappointed and whispered, “He is a bad man.”
Weiming’s back went slightly rigid. He secretly said to himself: How close! thank god I didn’t admit it.
In the previous life, he had let down Fan Yuan, and so he naturally felt that Fan Yuan would blame him. Thus, he wholeheartedly hoped to erase that part of the past and start anew with the child.
During the deep of the night, Fan Yuan opened his pair of round eyes and tilted his head to look at that bed not too far away. With light movements, he walked over to Weiming’s bed to look at him.
This look at the man caused his eyes to moisten.
He and Gao Yu were roommates for several years in his previous life. From junior high school to high school, although not the same grade, they were somehow arranged to be in the same dormitory. He had always attributed this to the power of the plot, but in fact, that was not the case. In the original story, it was the original host’s parents who had arranged this for him to hug a big thigh, but this time Gao Yu was the one who brought it up.
Two people in a dorm. Boys would often have times where they crowded on one bed to chat. Gao Yu would consciously offer a spot in his room. His build was taller and bigger than Fan Yuan, but he always tried his best to shrink down the space he occupied to allow Fan Yuan to sleep more comfortably. Gradually, he developed the habit of sleeping with his body turned to the right.
One arm rested under Fan Yuan’s head while the other was on Fan Yuan’s waist. By the looks of it, it seemed to be a small action between good brothers. Only he knew how much affection was hidden amongst it.
Meanwhile, at this moment, except for the fact that his left hand was draped over the empty bed and not over the waist of the boy he yearned for, the rest of Weiming’s posture showed no shred of difference.
Fan Yuan didn’t believe that there would be such a coincidence in the world, or in other words, he was more willing to believe his guess…… Gao Yu did not abandon him, he came after him…… Although it sounded incredible, if that person was Gao Yu, it was definitely possible!
Because there was nothing the Gao Yu in his memory couldn’t do.
Fan Yuan thought sadly, Gao Yu must have forgotten him.
But then on second thought, although he had forgotten him, he still treated him very well. He had personally changed the dressing for him, had even gone all the way to find a miracle doctor to remove the residual poison in his body, had also brought his bed to his bedroom to personally take care of him……
All in all, all the bad things from the past had now turned into good things. How much resentment he had felt from before, and how moved he was now…… But what was up with the degree of favour breaking past the upper limit of 100?
#My bro wants to top me after losing his memory, what do I do? Waiting online, very urgent!# Fan Yuan lay beside Wei Ming’s bed with mixed feelings of hope intermingled with fear, feeling happy at one moment and sad at the other.
The Main God-daren felt a little nervous as he was shutting his eyes. He didn’t expect that his sleeping posture would betray him. He just couldn’t understand Fan Yuan’s actions of frowning at one moment and giggling at the other by his bedside in the middle of the night.
A while more passed and he felt a bit like he couldn’t bear it anymore, because his body felt hot and dry all over from being stared at! He really wanted to drag the peeping child to his bed and toss him here and there!
But suddenly a finger poked at his forehead.
He only heard Fan Yuan sigh faintly, “If you don’t want to top me, we can still be good friends.”
“……”
The Author has Something to Say:
Since everyone generally hopes for a HE, let’s regard this story as parallel time and space 2333. Read this text just for fun, let’s not take it too seriously muahahaha =3=
Author’s note is so ominous QAQ Apologies for the delay! Was really caught up with work T-T
Thanks for the chapter!!
Ahhhhh I wonder what would’ve happened if main god just admitted he was chasing him!!
Fan Yuan is so silly!
Thanks for the chapter! <3
I swear I’m not crying 😭 His first task for this role honestly still made my heart hurts for Fan Yuan 😢 And thanks for the chapter 👍🏻♥️
Thanks for the chapter!
yes! HE!
thanks for the chapter! ♡
Thanks for the update!
I totally forget this Gao Yu arc… 🤷🏻♀️ 😂
Ahahaha this story is so lovely and funny
Wait no, I want knives, I want BE😭😭
I am surprised. Why many wanted HE?? I actually wanted BE so that it can fit the timeline lol.