• 7 months ago Holiday Giveaway 2019 Deadline: 31 January 2020. Read the details here!
  • 8 months ago Website Problems The "like" buttons are disabled temporarily until we fix the problem.

Meeting A Demonic Cultivator, Even God CriesCh28.1 - Gu Ji Ji (part 1)

12 Comments

Gu Xizhou told the story again. He thought that the original owner would give him a little feedback this time but unexpectedly, the original owner was the same as before.

  Yt4i6H

While taking medicine, he said: “I don’t think I can do this job, being a policeman. You can see that my injuries these few days are too miserable, even worse than when I was doing demonic cultivation!”

 

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

“…”

  47Fr6s

“That … shall I resign?”

 

“…”

 

EdUNLT

“If you don’t speak, I’ll take it as you agreed!”

Please visit chrysanthemumgarden.com

 

“…”

  AYCFej

“If you disagree, you have to say it.”

 

“…”

  u0bd t

No one still paid attention to him, and Gu Xizhou lost his temper: “Or … you could squeak?”

 

“…”

  O 2KQD

In the summer, the sky lit up early in the morning. Gu Xizhou had just woken up when he blurrily saw a post-it on the bedside–“No resigning!”

 

Gu Xizhou pouted and threw away the paper directly. He went to drink water, and the water dispenser also had ‘no resigning’ pasted on it. The entire home was covered with various post-its, all with sharp, square fonts that said the same thing.

If you're reading this, this translation is stolen. Please support our translators at chrysanthemumgarden.com

  Tsa3MA

Gu Xizhou blinked and saw a post-it on a wall in the living room. He felt a big headache incoming. In fact, he had only casually talked about yesterday …

 

Right as he thought about it, Gu Xizhou saw a few words written on a yellow post-it note at the door: “I spoke yesterday, but you can’t hear it. You are useless. You dare to say that you’re a demonic cultivator, but you can’t even see a ghost.”

  veO4zE

Compared with the previous “no resignation” post-it notes, these words were well-written, and at a glance, one could tell that they are written slowly, and this line of characters was followed by one– Squeak~

 

If you're reading this, this translation is stolen. Please support our translators at chrysanthemumgarden.com

This demonic cultivator was being bullied by a ghost, and the demonic cultivator wanted to save some face: “Squeak, what are you trying to do, squeaking?! Next time, I’ll call you Gu Ji Ji!”

  GoDjSB

“…”

 

Gu Xizhou rested at home for a few days, and every day he was driven so mad by Gu Ji Ji that he suspected his entire existence. When a Volkswagen drove to Gu Xizhou’s community block, Gu Xizhou went downstairs early to wait.

  aWBxer

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

Qjcu Cb abbx atf bqqbgaeclas ab ajxf j ibbx ja Xe Wlhtbe joafg kbgx, mtfmxlcu Xe Wlhtbe’r lcpegs olgra, jcv atfc jrxfv j ofk defralbcr.

If you're reading this, this translation is stolen. Please support our translators at chrysanthemumgarden.com

 

“C ofk vjsr jub P kbeiv ub ab qlmx sbe eq. Lbkfnfg, la aegcfv bea atfgf kjr j nfgs rfglber qgbyifw yftlcv atf agjoolmxfgr sbe mjeuta. Ktf qgbnlcmf lr mjiilcu obg jii qbilmf wjcqbkfg, rb lo sbe’nf gfmbnfgfv, sbe rtbeiv mbwf yjmx. Ktlr lr jc bqqbgaeclas.”

  HzpQVr

“Yes, thank you Deputy Director Wang. I’m almost fine, I will return to the team tomorrow.” Gu Xizhou had just finished speaking, when there was a sudden crying sound from his room.

 

He and Wang Ao glanced at each other, and in a very tacit understanding, they made no sound and pushed open the bedroom door lightly.

  1LFqnB

In the room, a man in black was lying on the ground, holding his head in both hands, crying and shouting: “I was wrong, ghost brother, just let me go, I didn’t know you lived here, ghost brother! If I had known, I wouldn’t have come here even if I had a hundred guts!”

 

“Let me go, wuwuwu, brother! I swear I will never steal anything in my life ever again!”

  N0aYCD

“Wuwuwu, just treat me like a fart in the room, let me go!”

 

Wang Ao froze, looking at the man who was kneeling on the ground with tears and mucus all over his face and a wet crotch. He noticed the open bedside table and wardrobe and immediately understood that this was a thief.

Please visit chrysanthemumgarden.com

  Cj6U9d

“Stealing from a police officer’s house? You’re really capable!” Gu Xizhou looked at the thief crying on the ground, his mouth twitching slightly. He thought that the other party would be scared until his legs went soft when he saw him and Wang Ao wearing a police uniform. But he didn’t expect the thief to see the two of them and rush over, even crawling on the ground, grabbing Wang Ao’s police uniform with both hands, and shouted, “Officer, save me! There are ghosts in the room!”

 

“Ghost?” Wang Ao looked blankly at the room, his solemn face suddenly displeased, “Stop pretending that there is a ghost here, don’t think we’ll let you off like this!”

  Pm3ayw

As he spoke, Wang Ao took out a pair of handcuffs from his trouser pockets and handcuffed the thin man. “Entering a house to rob it, follow me.”

 

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

“Okay, okay! Take me to the police station!” The thin man clutched Wang Ao’s clothes, and his eyes looked at Wang Ao as if he saw a savior.

  Q9aEyY

Wang Ao had been dealing with cases for so many years and has never seen such a wonderful miracle: “…”

 

Gu Xizhou: “…”

  xujTHB

“Brother Officer, let’s go quickly, there are ghosts in this room!” The thief said anxiously.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

 

Wang Ao glanced at the time on his watch and said seriously to Gu Xizhou: “Well, that’s it today. I think you’re almost fine. Early tomorrow, you should go to the hospital to get medicine first, then come to the police station.”

  3XP1jL

Gu Xizhou said: “Okay, Deputy Director Wang.”

 

The thief beside them was cold all over, hands in handcuffs, looking nervously and fearfully around Gu Xizhou’s room. He was shaking all over, begging in a shaky voice to Wang Ao, who was still talking: “Officer, let’s go to the police station, I’m afraid … “

  K7Rt 0

“Wuwuwu …”

 

Wang Ao: “…”

  9aCFWI

Gu Xizhou: “…”

 

Gu Xizhou sent Wang Ao and the thief who entered his house downstairs. Wang Ao said: “Okay, you don’t have to send us any further, go back.”

Please visit chrysanthemumgarden.com

  ewh3WY

“Okay.” Gu Xizhou was just about to leave, when the thief shouted suddenly.

 

“Brother Officer, there are ghosts in your house, you have to believe me, it just … just hit me! You should move away as soon as possible!”

  0M oAy

At the side, Wang Ao heard this and slapped the thief’s head, and said angrily: “What century is this, you’re still labouring under a feudal superstition?! Go, go to the police station with me!”

 

Read more BL at chrysanthemumgarden.com

The thief was aggrieved, and he said unhappily to Wang Ao: “There really is a ghost in his house, and the things in the room were flying!!”

  HLi2dW

Gu Xizhou: “…” Brother, you know too much.

 

Back home, Gu Xizhou dropped the key and directly went back to the bedroom. “The thief was so scared that he pissed his pants. Wang Ao thought he was pretending in order to escape being arrested, and he hit him until his head looks like a bun.”

  AjqnK1

“He’s really pitiful, Gu Ji Ji, you really are great.”

Please visit chrysanthemumgarden.com

 

“…”

  0X9Co2

“You, a policeman, actually scared everyone to the point of tears.”

 

“…”

  dz7vhH

Gu Xizhou said: “You can still scare others, why not talk to me?”

 

“…”

  aN4psL

“… Why do you keep ignoring me, or … you should squeak.”

 

“…”

If you're reading this, this translation is stolen. Please support our translators at chrysanthemumgarden.com

  Adjb5d

Gu Xizhou forced him for a long time, and the other party finally seemed to be unable to tolerate it any further. Gu Xizhou saw a pen on the desk move and began to write —

 

Don’t call me Gu Ji Ji!

  ydANEG

I’m not ignoring you, but you’re such a useless demonic cultivator that you can’t hear me!

 

Read more BL at chrysanthemumgarden.com

Useless.

  gZuEr4

Gu Xizhou: “…”

 

Gu Xizhou said: “Gu Ji Ji, you actually can’t leave this house at all, right?”

  GUhIpN

“…”

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

 

Gu Xizhou: “You threatened to follow me but it was all a lie.”

  w7Jn6R

“…”

 

Gu Xizhou patted away the dust on his body and sat down beside the bed, saying lightly: “What the hell happened to you? Dying in a mission world, I heard Si Yu, oh, it’s that Si Yaoxing who said, you should be completely dead. “

  qNQ2jA

“…”

 

Gu Xizhou saw the other party pretend to be dead again. “Well, I will move out tomorrow.”

  6HL 7m

This time, Gu Xizhou heard the sound of the chair hitting the desk. Apparently, Comrade Gu Ji Ji was too excited.

 

Both sides had a stalemate for a long time, Gu Xizhou speculated that the original owner may be staring at him, but unfortunately he could not see it. After a while, the pen on the surface slowly wrote–don’t move away!

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

  egd5D7

Gu Xizhou read the note and said, “Then tell me, why did you summon me?”

 

Note: …

  l 7xzy

Gu Xizhou saw that the pen seemed hesitant, and his handsome brow furrowed slightly: “If you don’t say it, I will move away.”

 

If you're reading this, this translation is stolen. Please support our translators at chrysanthemumgarden.com

Note: …

  1ZCheb

“I will really move away!” Gu Xizhou pretended to insist. He even picked things up, but the content on the note was not updated. He tried to grab the air with his hand, but didn’t catch anything. 

 

Gu Xizhou sighed. Sure enough, he couldn’t touch Gu Ji Ji’s soul.


soya: i know this chapter is a bit short,  but alert!! in the next half, Gu Xizhou is super duper ultra handsome!! for real!! his actions made my heart flutter!! FV7mM4

Read more BL at chrysanthemumgarden.com

Translator's Note

Ji = Squeak!

Leave a Comment

For an easier time commenting, login/register to our site!

12 comments

  1. Lmao Gu JiJi, both Gu’s are so funny >w< Gu JiJi really made someone cry, makes me wonder why GXZ can’t hear or see him? Can’t wait for next chapter! I wanna see handsome GXZ~!

    Thanks for the chapter~♡

  2. Love Gu Jiji hehe…..

    I also do wonder why GXZ can’t hear or see him… is it because he’s stuck in GJJ’s body????

    Real excited by Soya’s note about GXZ being real handsome in the next half heiheihei…..

    Thanks for the chapter~~~!!!!!!!

  3. Now we have two names we can use for them :3 And I want to know too why he can’t see or hear him. Come on Ji Ji, tell us why you summoned him >____>

    Thx for the ch (≧▽≦)/ Now I really want to read the next part, thx xDDD