If You Don’t Fall in Love, You’ll DieCh70 - This is Really an Entertainment Novel!

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Noticing that the time wasn’t early anymore, Ren Jing suggested, “Let’s have a meal together?” SFuXrE

Old Gu and Old Yu, “…”

Not waiting for them to reply, Ye Chen said delightfully, “Let’s have one together! I’ll book a table at Lanting!”

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Being able to celebrate such a joyful day together is simply the best!

Gu Xi and Yu Xingzhe simply wished they could go home now! sQr1t4

Ren Jing said again, “Let’s eat at home.”

Ye Chen’s eyes brightened up. “You’re going to cook?”

Ren Jing, “Yes. It’d be ready in a minute, you should chat in the meantime.”

Ye Chen couldn’t help but grin again. He really wanted to give Ren Jing a kiss, but since Old Gu and Old Yu were here, he didn’t have the nerve to do it.

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Even though Ye Chen decided not to kiss Ren Jing, Gu Xi and Yu Xingzhe had a toothache when they saw his expression. What’s with him baring that begging-for-a kiss look? And Ren Jing could unexpectedly hold himself back from kissing him? How impressive, he’s truly not an average person!

Ren Jing almost couldn’t restrain himself anymore, thus he promptly went to the kitchen.

 

After he left, Ye Chen was still foolishly overjoyed. Once he sat down, he repeated his words, “That’s really amazing!” J0IRmA

Gu Xi, “…”

Old Yu felt that he could finally walk out of the curse called Ye Chen. Now he only wanted to hit him, alright?!!

Ye Chen felt that both of his childhood friends came over at the right time. He only knew about the truth today and would really like to express his happiness, but he had no one to share it with. Their presence was actually satisfying his need to say everything that was on his mind.

The things from fourteen years ago had initially been really fuzzy, but now it became clearer than ever. Ye Chen told them all about it bit by bit. The more he talked, the happier he became, and the more he felt that he and Ren Jing were destined to be together. LdkO82

After listening to all of that, Gu Xi and Yu Xingzhe felt really glad from the bottom of their heart.

Even though Ren Jing might have grown up in an awful environment, he would always give the best of him to Ye Chen and place Ye Chen at the tip of his heart.

He had been carrying a torch for Ye Chen for fourteen years. In order to ‘be worthy’ of Ye Chen, he had worked hard up until now. Having such a deep infatuation, he would only spend the rest of his life cherishing Ye Chen.

How magnificent, it was such a wonderful fate that tied the two together. XmKpMV

 

The two fathers felt relieved and happy for Ye Chen. Certainly, this happiness only lasted until they had a meal.

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Later, just when they had started eating their meal… Fuck, where the hell is the torch? Bring it for Laozi now, Laozi would like to burn this couple who is shamelessly making a public display of affection to death!

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

It would be best not to explain the process of them having a meal. It was mostly filled with Ye Chen and Ren Jing being so intimately sweet. Gu Xi and Yu Xingzhe were being shoved so much dog food that they had bloating stomachs, stomachaches, and stomach cramps. edEKZc

After this meal, they wouldn’t need to eat even a grain of rice anymore for three days straight when they got home!

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Old Yu was the pathetic one. His house was empty, and the same went for his heart. He was aware that something really important to him was going away, but he really had no idea what he should do.

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Ren Jing looked at him as he smiled. “Notice what?”

Ye Chen, “Noticing that we’re dating!” He immediately realized what he had just said and instantly turned red.

Ren Jing’s heart turned really sweet. If it wasn’t because he was afraid that Ye Chen would have a sore throat, he’d really like to hear Ye Chen repeat that sentence ten thousand times. dCew j

After Ye Chen calmed his heart down, he told Ren Jing seriously, “We really have to hide it, otherwise…otherwise, my father will beat me to death.”

Ren Jing said as he smiled, “Don’t worry, it’ll be alright.”

Ye Chen felt that it shouldn’t be a problem. After all, they were actors (Ren Jing was), so their acting skills shouldn’t be that bad (not you, though)!

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When he was about to get off the car, Ye Chen recalled the daily mission, hence he pulled Ren Jing’s sleeve.

Ren Jing looked at him. “What is it?”

Ye Chen’s voice was so soft like a mosquito humming, “You’re going to be very busy today?”

Ren Jing replied, “Probably so.” NfdJY2

Ye Chen said again, “We have to spend less time together to avoid arousing suspicions, right?”

Ren Jing held Ye Chen’s hand. Just when he was about to say something, Ye Chen spoke first, “I want to kiss you.”

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Ren Jing’s heart skipped a beat.

Ye Chen was about to die because of shame. Still, he braced himself to say, “W-we won’t have the ch-chance to…mn…” DZEczv

Ren Jing had already kissed him before he finished his words.

 

Even though he did it because of the mission, Ye Chen would also really like to kiss Ren Jing. But it seemed that they wouldn’t have the chance to do so for the whole day.

After the two parted, Ren Jing asked, “Do you want more?” Vh5Qag

Ye Chen was about to shake his head violently before Death System said coldly, “There’s thirty seconds left.” Right, the daily mission had a time requirement this time.

Ye Chen had no choice but to nod instead of shaking his head.

Ren Jing was only blurting out whatever came into his mind, so he really didn’t expect Ye Chen to nod.

Seeing his Chen Chen being this docile, he would go on strike sooner or later. tliy5I

The two kissed again for a moment. Death System didn’t remind Ye Chen even though they had exceeded the time limit. When they met the crew, those with discerning eyes such as ‘Big Brother Yang and the Young Aides’ stole a glance at Ye Chen’s lips secretly and thought: So red, just by one look and… Hehehe…

But of course, there were some onlookers who were unaware of the truth, such as Director Li.

 

Director Li treated Ye Chen really well now. When he saw Ye Chen, he smiled and greeted him. He also praised Ye Chen by saying that he looked good and had maintained his good condition. Furthermore, he also said that Ye Chen was a very dedicated young man. d9Bc6D

Ye Chen was being praised so much that he turned red soon. He felt really embarrassed when he recalled himself staying up all night to play games.

The setting of «Devotion» was pretty simple. There wasn’t any particular requirement other than going to country F.

There wasn’t much requirement on the season either. After all, it was just a romance movie.

Because there weren’t many requirements on the settings, they simply shot the movie according to the scenario. Unless Ren Jing and Ye Chen had other plans, there shouldn’t be much change to the schedule. AqMSOI

 

Director Li shouted in high spirits, “Action!”

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He felt that it shouldn’t be a big deal. Ye Chen was a lot better than he imagined. He had also acknowledged Ren Jing’s professionalism. The act they were going to shoot was ordinary, they should be able to finish it in one shot.

However… Big Brother Yang’s Young Aides fixed their glasses, implying that things wouldn’t go that easily.

This act was the first encounter of Yan Han (Ren Jing’s role) and Zhan Chen (Ye Chen’s role) in the college’s lecture hall.

Yan Han was teaching at the podium while Zhan Chen listened below.

The act ended with their interlocking gazes. X94A6z

Zhan Chen was an exuberant and impulsive person. He fell in love with Yan Han at first sight. Although he still didn’t know the cause of the flutters inside his heart, he had to express it.

Yan Han was more reserved. He noticed the young man’s gaze and returned his faint smile and that was all.

 

The camera shot Ye Chen first. Ye Chen expressed the feeling very well. The stunning first sight, the feeling of admiration he had to hide, and the throbbing he was unable to conceal——he did all of them perfectly! KS4nXR

Seeing that, Director Li praised Ye Chen to high heaven. He believed that Ye Chen was a diamond in the rough, which would shine brilliantly with a little bit of polish!

All in all, his acting was really good. He was very natural and his expression was very precise.

Director Li was exaggerating a bit too much, actually. Did Ye Chen even act? He didn’t act at all, all of them were his natural reactions.

Stunning first sight? Of course he experienced it! Ren Jing dressing up like this was really handsome. If he had such a teacher when he was still studying, he would probably forget what it meant to skip class. kqWo4E

The feeling of admiration he had to hide? Well, he was trying his best to hide it. He couldn’t let anyone notice that he liked Ren Jing, so he had to hold his feelings all to himself. He had to do his best to make people believe that he and Ren Jing had an ordinary…ordinary friendship!

The throbbing he was unable to conceal? Brother Chen’s acting skills were -100. He tried to act like he didn’t like Ren Jing’s look, but he was unable to hide it at all…

Therefore, due to such a strange combination of circumstances, Ye Chen’s acting became really fascinating.

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There wasn’t any problem with Ye Chen. Next was Ren Jing’s turn.

Ren Jing’s act was even simpler. He only needed to smile faintly, then avert his gaze and continue to teach, that should be it.

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Ren Jing looked over, smiled, then…

Director, “Cut!” WiHZ7D

Li Fu asked Ren Jing furiously, “What’s going on?”

Why didn’t he avert his gaze and continue the lecture after he smiled?

Ren Jing finally averted his gaze. “I’m sorry, I forgot my lines.”

Director Li, “!!!” kt1pd5

How could he even forget his lines???

But actually, no one could blame Ren Jing, either. Who even let the crew dress Ye Chen up with such a neat, white shirt?

Ye Chen was really delicate in the first place. Now that he was dressed up like this, it would be too fishy if Ren Jing could shift his gaze.


The Author has something to say: 98uH0S

I could finally raise my brow and exhale as I say that I’m writing an entertainment novel, ahaha!

I’ll see you again in the afternoon (or at night), smooches!

 

T/N: Z6q0UQ

Heya! I’m done setting up my ko-fi, so please check it out if you have the time! If the goal is reached, we’ll have one bonus chapter on weekends (I know it’s a very small amount, but that’s the most I could pull for now, sorry). I’m planning to have the bonus chapter for every week, but it depends on y’all, hehe (o´∀`o) Please support me if you can, thank you! Every support means a lot to me~ :blobsnuggle: I need to feed myself, my family, and my (2D) children orz :((
Look forward to more NG cuts from our King and more 𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤 and 𝒻𝑜𝓃𝒹𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 in the next few chapters~ ;)))

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Unimportant but I got flu (again? how many times has it been…) qwq if it’s Corona then I’ll prolly wave goodbye to you guys HAHAHAHA JK,,, unless,,,,,,?
Also I think I’ll start rambling some bits about my life again starting now. I won’t bother your reading experience I swear, I’ll put it on spoiler tags, and I’ll only do it when I feel like it LOL. So yeah, until next time~

Translator's Note

After doing some Google search, this is real I think. There are a lot of Lanting out there though, so I’m not sure which one this might refer to xD.

Translator's Note

Bloating is when your belly feels swollen after eating. It is usually caused by excess gas production or disturbances in the movement of the muscles of the digestive system. Bloating can often cause pain, discomfort and a “stuffed” feeling. It can also make your stomach look bigger. If you experienced it, you might want to check this website on how to treat it.

Translator's Note

A stomach ache is a term often used to refer to cramps or a dull ache in the tummy (abdomen). It’s usually short-lived and is often not serious. Severe abdominal pain is a greater cause for concern. If it starts suddenly and unexpectedly, it should be regarded as a medical emergency, especially if the pain is concentrated in a particular area. You could read more here of how to detect a severe stomachache.

Translator's Note

This is almost the same with stomachache, except it could lead into something more serious I think. Whether you’ve got a mild ache, sharp pain, or cramps, abdominal pain can have many causes. For instance, you might have indigestion, constipation, a stomach virus, or, if you’re a woman, menstrual cramps. Other possible causes include: Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS). You could check here to know about what might be the cause of your stomach cramp and how to treat it.

Translator's Note

This is a variation (?) of idiom by author. Originally, it is 滴酒不沾 (pinyin; dījiǔbùzhān), meaning, never to touch a drop of alcohol. So I translated it into not eating even a grain of rice.

Translator's Note

Poor Xingzhe :((((( Where is SUNNNNNN I miss him too :'((((

Translator's Note

This is used imaginary (?) I think, like uhhhh the thing these anime charas did with their glasses when they knew about sth shocking,,,, or sth like that? Maybe sth like Conan fixing (?) his glasses and went “MASAKA…!?” when he was about to find the truth LOLOL I guess… Below are some images which could give more details (?) into what I was trying to explain… d7URWr

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11 comments

  1. FINALLY CAUGHT UP AFTER SO LONG!! And lolol if it weren’t for the author dropping in reminders, I would’ve forgotten this is an entertainment circle(ish) novel xD

    Also, I read the “fondling” part as “pudding” and went “???” for a while ^^; Anyway, it’s time for RJ to show his true power (as the King of NGs xD)

    Thanks for the chapter and don’t worry about not being able to offer more chapters for bonus, it isn’t a problem 🙂 <333

  2. Ehem. Look at that dog food spilling everywhere. If I was Old Gu/Old Yu I wouldn’t even survive from that sweet onslaught. It will be hard to resist hacking ths lovebirds (as I do when I see my couple friend when they become lovey-dovey).

    Annnnd here we come at the filming. Wahahaha I’m excited to see Ren Jing NG’ing so many times!

    Thank you for the chapter!

  3. When Ren Jing has to act in love: pretends actress is his baby.

    When Ren Jing has to act angry: pretends someone hurt his baby.

    When Ren Jing has to act like his not interested in his baby, Ren Jing gives up.

  4. Caught up with the updates!! I love this story, the dogfood is so abundant! Every chapter is so full of fluff and sweetness. Love Chen Chen he’s so moe!💕💕💕

    Thank you so much for the chapter!(๑´>᎑<)~❤

  5. I hope your flu gets better soon! Take care of yourself and stay safe♥️

    Thank you for your hard work! ♥️♥️

  6. Wtf is wrong with me……….. My mind must be purified and splashed with holy water lol when the author said I’ll see you again in the afternoon (or at night), smooches! I read I’ll SEX you again in the afternoon (or at night), smooches!

    I need some holy water…….. Maybe cut back on the dogfood a bit….. take a little break….. face palms mutters I’m hopeless….