If You Don’t Fall in Love, You’ll DieCh63 - After Marriage…

Editor: Amaris


After eating the sweets… No! It was medicine, Ye Chen thought that his temperature might have risen again. jkwVAT

He slowly realized, anxiously asking, “Will you get infected because of me?”

Upon asking, he began to feel very worried. In fact, Ye Chen felt like he was being insincere now. When Ren Jing caught a cold, he wouldn’t tell Ye Chen because he was afraid that he would pass it to him. But when it came to Ye Chen, he asked Ren Jing to come even though he only had a fever. He also had tried his best to make Ren Jing stay because he had to complete the mission.

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What should I do if Ren Jing also catches a cold because of me?

Ye Chen was flustered. Initially, he was so anxious that his eyes were looking very sultry. Now they looked even much more beautiful after being kissed that they became hazy. X38mnz

Ren Jing felt an itch inside his heart. He couldn’t help but hold Ye Chen’s hand tighter, then quietly said, “I won’t.”

“This isn’t something which will not happen just because you said that it won’t. You’re certainly going to be infected. After all, you had just recovered from the cold. It’d be better for you to return now!”

 

The more Ye Chen thought about it, the more inappropriate it became. Ren Jing wasn’t him, he was very busy. Even though he didn’t particularly show up in public anymore lately, he still had a lot of work to do, so of course he got his hands full with his work. If Ren Jing caught a cold again…it would be such a torment.

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How could Ren Jing leave? How could he put the cart before the horse when the reason Ren Jing had been working so hard was the man before his eyes?

He coaxed Ye Chen without much thinking, “You said that I had just recovered from the cold. You are aware that the human body could develop immunities, right? How could I just catch another cold right away?”

After pondering over it for a while, Ye Chen thought that it truly made sense indeed.

Ren Jing continued, “Perhaps you’ve been infected by me, but it has been the incubation period for the past few days and only emerged now. If it’s the same kind of virus, my body would certainly be immune since earlier. I won’t catch the same cold anymore.” 3phls5

The more Ye Chen listened to him, the more he thought that it was very reasonable!

He didn’t want Ren Jing to go, either. It was too boring being all alone at home, so it felt really nice to have Ren Jing around to accompany him. He could also earn life points in passing.

Death System cursed silently: Fair enough, earning life points had become something ‘in passing’ now!

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Ye Chen felt sleepy after taking the medicine, he had to keep fighting to keep his eyelids open. He almost fell asleep as they were watching TV. Then, Ren Jing told him, “You should get some sleep, the cold will get better soon.”

Ye Chen yawned. “Then I’ll go to sleep, you…”

Ren Jing, “I’ll go to the study room to send some mails.”

Ye Chen, “…Alright.” H79lib

Ye Chen slowly walked back into the bedroom. But after he plunged himself into the bed and wrapped his body inside the blanket, he unexpectedly couldn’t bring himself to sleep. His eyes were wide open and he was wide awake.

The Death System stated, “Your husband is so ignorant, he didn’t know that he should come in and lull you to sleep.”

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Ye Chen, “…”

Death System said, “You should just let go of such a husband, immediately dump him and get a new one.” 8pgdMb

Ye Chen went silent. “You shouldn’t be called Death System.”

Death System, “Oh?”

Ye Chen dissed it. “You should be called the Drama Queen!”

The Death System was really angry, but it was unable to refute. YmUbgw

 

Ye Chen disregarded it. He was about to tuck in the blanket and go to sleep, but subsequently, someone knocked on the door.

The only one beside him inside the house was Ren Jing, thus he raised his voice, “The door isn’t locked.”

When Ren Jing went in, he saw his Big Darling was completely squeezed inside the blanket. All that could be seen were his pair of big eyes and unkempt hair. RswY F

Ren Jing’s heart felt soft in an instant, then he came over and said, “Are you cold?”

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Ren Jing said, “If it’s cold, shall I hug you until you sleep?” FKx6OX

What was in the tip of Ye Chen’s mouth was “Just turn on the air conditioner and it’d be fine”, but he swallowed them back.

 

“Aren’t you going to send mails?”

“I already sent them.” Ren Jing blinked as he said, “I have something more important to do today, so I asked Yang Sen for a leave.” MgHmaw

Ye Chen’s heart felt pleasantly sweet, but he still pretended to ask, “Are you going to loaf on your job?”

Ren Jing had already gone to the bed and hugged Ye Chen.

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Ye Chen suddenly felt nice and warm. He nestled in Ren Jing’s arms as he said softly, “It’s alright to be lazy sometimes.”

Ren Jing rested his chin on Ye Chen’s forehead, then said gently, “You should sleep now. You’ll feel much better after getting some sleep.” BZhdWM

Ye Chen didn’t feel cold anymore. Ren Jing’s body was very warm. His breath also smelled really good. Leaning close to him made Ye Chen feel at ease that he fell into a deep slumber not long after.

 

He slept for nearly four hours and didn’t have any dreams. When he woke up, he felt really hot that he was sweating all over.

This had to be the effect of the medicine he took. Although his body felt sticky because of the sweats, his head had sobered up a lot, making him feel refreshed. Just when he was about to get up, he sensed that something wasn’t quite right. ydWzcD

“Don’t move.” Ren Jing’s voice was so hoarse that it made Ye Chen blush and his heart skipped a beat.

Ye Chen finally reacted. That super hard thing is… 

Ren Jing forced a smile and said, “I’m sorry. You’ve been rubbing yourself in my arms all the time, so it became quite disobedient.”

Ye Chen’s face became completely flushed. He opened his mouth and said while stammering his words, “L…let me help you?” inDFAP

“No worries.” said Ren Jing. “You still have a cold.”

Ye Chen said, “Then what about it…”

Ren Jing, “Just ignore it.”

Ye Chen tried to ignore it, but that thing was close to bursting! It was hot and hard, how could he just ignore it? KLvsMI

 

Ren Jing changed the subject, “Do you want to take a bath?”

Ye Chen would really like to take one, thus he said, “Then I’ll go first?”

Ren Jing said, “Go ahead.” XwNLBA

Ye Chen hurriedly got up and rushed straight to the bathroom to take a bath. In fact, he felt quite hot… Distracting himself by bathing in the hot water and bringing down the fever at the same time didn’t sound like a bad idea.

Ye Chen washed the sweat clean. He felt much more relaxed entirely. It was as if he had recovered from the cold and didn’t need to take any more medicine!

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But the mission still needs to be done three times…so I can’t stop taking the medicine…

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When he finished taking the bath, Ye Chen found a grave problem. Because he was in such a hurry, he forgot to grab a change of clothes.

The used clothes were wet all over because of sweat. Ye Chen was afraid that it would be stinky, so he already put them into the washing machine… Therefore, he was now up against a problem: either he went out wrapped in a bath towel to get the clothes or had Ren Jing get the clothes for him.

Ye Chen felt somewhat terrified when he thought about Ren Jing’s super hard big member. Hence, he decided to select the first option of sneaking to the changing room, get himself dressed, then come out.

Ye Chen had carefully thought about it. It shouldn’t be difficult to put into practice, but accidents always happened now and again. U1BtDf

First of all, no one could blame the housekeeper for wiping the floor until it was so clean and shiny. Next, he couldn’t blame the house he bought himself for being so big and wide. Lastly, he couldn’t blame the changing room for being so far away from the bathroom.

Then who else could he blame? Ye Chen could only blame the towel for being too long!

The towel which was suffering from extreme injustice thought: It’s clearly you whose legs are too short.

——All right, please be rest assured, everyone. You won’t see this towel anymore the next day! AXHpKd

 

Well, in short, Ye Chen came out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel. In order to not waste any more time, Ye Chen trotted all the way to the changing room. As a result, he slipped his foot. He tripped over his own towel, lost his balance, and shouted ‘ow’ as he fell down.

Him tumbling down made quite a ruckus, thus Ren Jing came out of the bedroom. When he saw the scene before his eyes, his whole body became motionless.

The bath towel slipped down, revealing his fair-skinned body which glimmered like a pearl in the dark-colored floor. hdmXBp

The Death System covered its eyes. “Hello, hello, hello!? Is this the demon!? There’s someone over here who is seducing his partner!”

Ye Chen’s mind went blank for 0.01 second. He tried to wrap the towel again on himself clumsily, but he exposed even more of his body: the pinkish thing on his chest, and also his slender waist, as well as… Ren Jing took a deep breath, then slowly approached Ye Chen and helped him up.

Ye Chen’s face was completely red. “I…I was about to get my clothes…but I accidentally tripped, I…ngh…”

Before Ye Chen could finish his words, he had been kissed by Ren Jing. His whole body was being grasped in his embrace, making him unable to move a muscle. BVTgNc

Ye Chen shivered, having a slight bit of idea of what would happen next.

 

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Ren Jing picked him up and immediately went back to the bedroom.

The temperature inside the bedroom was quite high, thus the naked Ye Chen didn’t feel cold. rlcHm7

Ren Jing put him down on the bed. Just when Ye Chen was about to say something, Ren Jing had already climbed on the bed and pushed him down, then sucked that pinkish thing on Ye Chen’s chest… Ye Chen immediately opened his eyes wide and felt limp and numb all over.

“Ahn…Achoo…” Ye Chen’s sneeze made Ren Jing suddenly snap out of it.

Ren Jing knitted his brows, then said in a low voice, “I’m sorry.” Before his voice faded away, he picked up the blanket and wrapped Ye Chen tightly with it that Ye Chen looked like a white rice dumpling. 0zD4tv

Ye Chen didn’t dare to look at Ren Jing, he really didn’t dare to… Just now, Ren Jing…Ren Jing had kissed Ye Chen all over from head to toe, he really had been kissed everywhere. Ren Jing kissed him sincerely and full of infatuation like a pirate who had striven hard for most of his life and finally got the treasure he had been earnestly yearning for even in his dreams… I don’t dare to recall it again! Ye Chen’s head felt so steaming hot that he might lose consciousness!

 

There was a trace of bewilderment that flashed through Ren Jing’s eyes. He said softly, “Did I scare you?”

Ye Chen hurriedly shook his head. hOinJv

Ren Jing sat beside him, then said with a voice filled with shame, “I’m sorry, I forgot my manners.”

Ye Chen began to speak, his voice as soft as it could be, “That’s alright.”

Ren Jing’s heart calmed down. He looked at Ye Chen and said gently, “I cherish you very much. Even if you might not think too much about it, I wish to be together with you all my life. So I don’t want to do anything that would make you feel unpleasant.”

Ye Chen promptly stated, “No, you didn’t. I…I…” He still found it embarrassing to say. wUAt2C

Ren Jing picked up the Ye Chen who was wrapped inside the blanket and hugged him. He kissed his forehead as he said, “It shouldn’t be that fast. I should wait, I should wait a little longer…”

His voice was very, very low. It was filled with so much painstaking humility that it made Ye Chen feel sorry for him, “…I’m really afraid that you’ll regret it.”

Ye Chen lifted his head and looked at Ren Jing then said, “I won’t regret it!”

“Chen Chen.” Ren Jing smiled. Then he rubbed against the tip of Ye Chen’s nose and said gently, “You’re really amazing.vgx5as

Ye Chen began to feel embarrassed again.

Ren Jing softly let out a sigh. “If there is an eternity, then I really am not in a hurry.”

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Ren Jing had liked Ye Chen for so many years, but Ye Chen had liked Ren Jing for only twenty days. Cv6A3H

Ren Jing wanted to give Ye Chen plenty of time, and gave himself enough time, too.

If Ye Chen left him after they had really been together, Ren Jing really didn’t know what he would do.

He would only want to taste the luscious ‘fruit’ later after he was certain he had Ye Chen all to himself. If not, he would only lose his reasons.

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Ren Jing brought the clothes to Ye Chen. Ye Chen obediently dressed himself well.

They had lunch together. After that, it was time to take the medicine again.

Ye Chen pulled a long face. Ren Jing thought that he was afraid of taking the medicine because it was bitter, but Ye Chen was actually worried about the feeding process.

Just now, Ren Jing had just implied that he would ‘do it after marriage’, yet I am about to go against the rules. Isn’t that too shameless!? gECjF2

But what about the life points? He had completed one third of the mission, he didn’t want to just give up.

 

Ren Jing coaxed him. “It’s alright, just close your eyes and take the medicine. I’ve prepared some candied fruits. You’ll be able to immediately eat one after you take the medicine. They’re very sweet.” 4Wwjd

Ye Chen chewed the bread pudding as he looked at Ren Jing sulkily.

Great Movie King Ren was being captivated by Ye Chen’s cute expression. He caressed his hair and said, “Chen Chen is the best, no need to be afraid.”

The way he used his tone like he’s coaxing a child… 

Ye Chen couldn’t complain about it. After all, what he was about to do wasn’t something that a child should do! KqVcWt

 

After they were finished with their meal, it was time to take the medicine.

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Ren Jing had prepared the medicine. The amount was just right, and he also prepared some sweet candied fruits on the side.

Ren Jing could be said to be very considerate for preparing these. Even Ye Chen’s mother had never coaxed him like this when he was a child. yZhXcA

Ye Chen knew that he should be more ‘courageous’ and be as stoic as a warrior to face this problem.

But then…

 

Death System shouted, “Climb, climb, climb, quickly climb on him!” VMLu9I

Ye Chen, “Climb your fucking sister!”

Death System, “Don’t climb on my sister, climb on Ren Jing!”

Ye Chen, “Get lost!”

Death System rolled away before rolling back. “How about I release a mission for you two to get married tomorrow!?” 5Wdxgw

Ye Chen, “…”

The Death System said excitedly, “Really. If you two got married, you could kiss as much as you want to, hehe as much as you want to, and papapa as much as you want to.”

Ye Chen was really afraid that it would utter more nonsense, thus he opened his mouth and said, “Who…who even wants to get married?!”

Death System, “…” far6q2

Ye Chen opened his eyes wide. He realized that he seemed to have said it out loud.

Translator's Note

The expression cart before the horse is an idiom or proverb used to suggest something is done contrary to a conventional or culturally expected order or relationship. A cart is a vehicle which is ordinarily pulled by a horse, so to put the cart before the horse is an analogy for doing things in the wrong order. (Wikipedia)

Translator's Note

Some people might recognize this better as zongzi in Chinese or bakcang in Hokkien. The English translation could be rice dumplings, sticky rice dumplings, glutinous rice dumplings, etc. From Wikipedia: Zongzi is a traditional Chinese rice dish made of glutinous rice stuffed with different fillings and wrapped in bamboo leaves, generally of the species Indocalamus tessellatus, sometimes, with reed leaves, or other large flat leaves. They are cooked by steaming or boiling. The color is usually yellowish ’till dark brown tho, the white part here is only used to say that Ye Chen is really white.
Here are some pics to satisfy your thirst. It’s zongzi season, after all! I already ate one potato-kaasan made~

Cantonese-style zongzi
Bakcang
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Translator's Note

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BACK AT U CHEN CHEN KSKSKSKSKSKSK;;;; *INSERT NO U/UNO REVERSE CARD MEME HERE*

Translator's Note

Did u hear that sound? Yeah that’s me spreading all my uwus and crying over my children endlessly bcs they’re imperfectly perfect and they deserve much more lobs and all the haters must begone thot!!!

Translator's Note

Candied fruit, also known as crystallized fruit or glacé fruit, has existed since the 14th century. Whole fruit, smaller pieces of fruit, or pieces of peel, are placed in heated sugar syrup, which absorbs the moisture from within the fruit and eventually preserves it. (Wikipedia)

Candied fruit
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PS. I really like candied fruits!! They tasted really sweet~ I often have one on Chinese New Years.

Translator's Note

Bread pudding is a bread-based dessert popular in many countries’ cuisines, made with stale bread and milk or cream, generally containing eggs, a form of fat such as oil, butter or suet, and depending on whether the pudding is sweet or savory, a variety of other ingredients. (Wikipedia)
Bread pudding

Translator's Note

The swear word Ye Chen used this time has the word sister in it. It has the same meaning with the one with mother in it which ppl usually use, fuck you, shit, damn… Thus why death system said “climb my sister” on the next line…if it makes sense lol it’s hard to explain this in English orz.

Translator's Note

I think system refers to something like a third base, which is either BJ, HJ, and fingering maybe?

Translator's Note

Papapa means having sexual intercourse. It’s actually the sound people make when they…each other, hehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). In English, it’s something like slam slam, slap slap, or the like.

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14 comments

  1. Lmao. It’s okay. We can blame it on the fever. 😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  2. I bet Ren Jing took it as Ye Chen being a tsun, and wants to get married~

    How did Ren Jing came to like Ye Chen soouch though? #curious

  3. They’ve been together for only 20 days?!?! I feel like they’re a couple for years feeding me an infinite amount of dogfood!!

  4. I’m confused, did they actually not do it at the beginning of the novel? Ren Jing is acting like such a gentleman now and trying to wait in order to not scare off Ye Chen when Ye Chen keeps ambiguous giving him the green light… but then if they did do it at the beginning of the novel that was when Ye Chen hated him, didn’t associate with him and Ren just went ahead and ate him up while he was drunk?? I can’t figure out if Ren Jing is a good guy or not

    • They did! While it’s true that YC was drunk, he knew that he was doing it with RJ. It’s up to you to decide whether he’s a good guy or not 😀 Also I wouldn’t say that YC “hated” RJ, I think YC himself admitted that it’s envy more than anything else, but again, you can interpret it however you want 🙂