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But of course, since Brother Chen was the big shot, if he said the bed was spacious, that meant it was spacious! ginIzN

With that, the two of them lay on the newly made bed. However, Ye Chen got a guilty conscience and felt bad yet again, thus he turned his back on Ren Jing.

Ren Jing was still facing him, however. Without blinking, he stared at his nape, his straight back, and his enticing waistline…

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

No, it’s inappropriate to let my imagination run wild while we’re this high in the air.

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Ye Chen strived with all his might to not fall asleep. He still had a mission to do, after all!

After struggling to keep his eyelids open for seven or eight minutes, Ye Chen eventually felt he couldn’t keep holding on anymore. Noticing that Ren Jing had been quiet all this while, he couldn’t help but ask in whispers, “Ren Jing, are you asleep?”

Ren Jing had been staring at him without blinking, how could he be asleep?

But he didn’t say anything and decided to close his eyes instead.

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Ye Chen pondered for a while before asking again, still in a low voice, “You’re asleep?”

He’s not responding… So he’s asleep??

Ye Chen asked the system just to make sure. “Is Ren Jing asleep?” jQeNz5

Death System thought: Who knows? But I can say for sure that he wants to sleep with you.

But of course it didn’t say it. As a competent and good system, it said instead, “He is.”

“That fast?”

Death System responded, “He’s so busy, after all. He probably worked late last night. It’s normal for him to only get four to five hours of sleep at night.” UqA6Hz

Ye Chen believed its words. “True… I’ve experienced it myself; when I only slept for four to five hours, I’d instantly be fast asleep the moment I touched the bed.”

Great, he’s asleep just like that!

 

Ye Chen joyfully turned around. As he saw Ren Jing, he felt his pulse quicken. iEwWoO

Ren Jing’s sleeping posture was very proper. Maybe it was because he was extraordinarily good-looking that everything he did looked good.

Just like the way he put his hand under the pillow right now, he looked kind of cute doing that.

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Ye Chen immediately felt that he might have been possessed to think like that, thus he promptly tossed away that thought.

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He crawled bit by bit closer to Ren Jing…

“Hey, what counts as ‘embracing each other while sleeping’?”

Death System responded, “You’re asking me? Haven’t you two slept with each other before?”

Ye Chen blushed as he exclaimed, “I already told you I drank too much! How would I remember?!” JtQfn

Death System said, “You might want to consider squeezing yourself into Ren Jing’s arm, then put his hand on your waist…”

Ye Chen’s Adam’s apple bobbed. “It’ll be hot.”

Death System, “Just lower the air conditioner and you’re all good.”

Ye Chen, “…” He paused for a moment before actually adjusting the air conditioner. f39Qcj

Death System, “…” Look at how much of a coward this guy is!

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Now that the air conditioner is adjusted and the doors are locked, I must act immediately, lest Ren Jing might wake soon!

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Ye Chen’s fair cheeks instantly burned up. He complained to Death System in his mind as he stammered, “I-I-I already said it’s going to be hot!”

Death System, “…”

It’s not the temperature, darling, it’s your heart that’s hot. iskvX3

Whatever, let’s not expose him. One must always carry stone bricks to interact with a difficult person, since they have to ‘pave the way’ for that person if they get into an argument.

 

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“Sleep now, sleep now,” said Death System. “Two hours will pass in a blink.”

How could Ye Chen even fall asleep in this situation?! r5ounN

Ren Jing’s chest was warm and sturdy and his hands on Ye Chen’s waist were heavy and scalding. Ye Chen was practically locked tightly in Ren Jing’s embrace that he almost ran out of breath!

Hooot, it’s so damn hot it feels like even my palms are sweating!

 

Feeling uncomfortable, Ye Chen squirmed around only for Ren Jing to tighten his grip suddenly. Ye Chen immediately felt too scared to move. vMt qP

But Ren Jing still looked like he was fast asleep. He even pulled Ye Chen back to his arms and hugged him tightly.

Ye Chen, “!!!”

Death System reminded him, “You need to ‘embrace each other while sleeping’. You’ve only achieved ‘embracing each other’, you have yet to sleep.”

Ye Chen complained, “You’re making things difficult for me!” PptLOD

“Just close your eyes,” replied Death system. “Trust me on this one, you’ll fall asleep in no time.”

But I can’t!

 

Despite protesting, Ye Chen still closed his eyes obediently. 37s8cj

He thought he wouldn’t be able to fall asleep no matter what and his body would stay tense until he got off the plane.

However… After some minutes passed, weariness swept over him like a tide. Ye Chen, who inexplicably felt at ease, eventually fell asleep.

 

When he noticed the even breathing of the person in his arms, Ren Jing opened his eyes. There was no trace of drowsiness in his eyes. Rh6Cgc

Indeed, such was the large disparity between a movie king and an 18th tier actor!

Ren Jing lowered his head and placed a very soft kiss on Ye Chen’s lips, since he feared he would wake him. However, he couldn’t have enough of it and couldn’t help but kiss him once more.

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Even after kissing him thrice, each kiss only felt like scratching an itch from outside of his boot; the kisses couldn’t ‘extinguish’ the ‘fire’ and burned ever more furiously.

But the place isn’t right… dX9BWh

Even if the place is right, I shouldn’t do it. I mustn’t rush. I must not scare him, I absolutely must not.

Ren Jing really wished he could chant the Diamond Sutra now to calm his unbridled lust.

He wanted Ye Chen; his desire was everlasting.

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Ye Chen woke up in a daze. When he was finally wide awake, opened his eyes, and saw a pretty face before him…

His whole body instantly tensed up, which made him have an epiphany.

“D-d-death System?”

Death System rolled its eyes. “Don’t just change my name as you want.” CQd4mq

Ye Chen didn’t bother paying attention to it. “Is the mission complete?!”

Death System obediently announced, “Congratulations for completing the random mission. You got the reward of two life points.”

Ye Chen breathed a sigh of relief. “Good, good. I’ve gone through a daunting experience with no mishap.”

Death System thought: How would you even encounter any dangers when you have such a doting husband?! aS7kvC

 

Ye Chen carefully moved Ren Jing’s hand away, then tried his best to not disturb him as he wriggled his way out.

Coincidentally, the plane encountered turbulence right at this moment, which caused a terrible bump.

Ye Chen, who lost his balance, instantly rolled back into Ren Jing’s embrace. 91DnZx

Shortly after that, a broadcast sounded: “Ladies and gentlemen, the plane will experience some turbulence, which will cause some bumping. For that reason, the restroom has been closed. Please return to your seat and fasten your seat belt…”

The broadcast was repeated twice very loudly, so Ren Jing no longer had an excuse to pretend to be asleep. All that he could do was to open his eyes.

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Ye Chen looked up and immediately met Ren Jing’s gaze. He instantly went, “…” MW n96

Ren Jing truly was an ‘expert’ in ‘providing steps’, so he promptly said, “The plane bumped terribly and I accidentally hugged you.”

Riiiight, it’s the turbulence, it’s the plane, not him throwing himself into his arms!

Ye Chen instantly snapped out of it and responded, “Yeah! I accidentally tumbled over. Thankfully you caught me, otherwise I’d have fallen down.”

Ren Jing’s eyes were filled with smiles, yet his voice was still as proper as ever when he said, “I could say the same. Thankfully I hugged you, otherwise I’d have fallen down as well.” rWniua

What else could Death System do after being forced to listen to this sappy conversation besides rolling its eyes?!

 

Ye Chen asked, “Um, shall we get up?”

Ren Jing still wouldn’t part from him, but since Ye Chen had said so…he ultimately let him go. EywXkK

Coincidentally, the plane shook again!

What a remarkable turbulence… It might as well be Death System’s long-lost brother.

Now that it bumped once more, Ye Chen—who just got up—had no support and thus fell down once more. By a very, super lucky coincidence, he fell on top of Ren Jing.

Now this was actually him throwing himself into his arms. usQb1B

 

Ye Chen looked at Ren Jing with his eyes wide open. He moved his lips, trying to provide an explanation, but he was too nervous to speak.

Ren Jing shifted his gaze down and stopped right on his lips.

Witnessing such a passionate gaze lighted Ye Chen’s fire. Feeling troubled, he bit his lips; his gesture was truly enticing. pTBCV1

Unable to hold on any longer, Ren Jing held Ye Chen’s face, then planted a kiss on his lips.

This time, the kiss wasn’t as light as when he previously stole a kiss; instead, he dove right in like a furious whirlwind, engulfing his entire mouth.

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Ye Chen was dazzled upon being kissed so fervently by Ren Jing. Nevermind pushing him away, all he wanted to do right now was to grab his heart with all his might so that it wouldn’t thump so wildly!

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While they were still busy kissing, a knock came from outside. “Sirs, the plane is experiencing some turbulence. Please straighten back your seat and fasten your seatbelt properly…”

Ren Jing and Ye Chen, “…”

Ren Jing decided to reply, his voice slightly hoarse, “Alright.”

Both of them got up compliantly. Still red in the face, Ye Chen uttered, “I… I’m going to the restroom.” dYBRtc

As he was about to leave, Ren Jing grabbed his wrist.

As a result, Ye Chen didn’t dare to move a single muscle.

Ren Jing told him, “The restroom is closed.”

Ye Chen was so embarrassed he wished he could crawl under his seat! xKGHQ4

 

After some struggle, the two finally sat back at their respective seats and fastened their seatbelt well. However, the turbulence was long gone and the plane flew as smoothly as it could.

Then Ren Jing said to Ye Chen, “Go to the restroom now.”

Ye Chen, “…” I don’t feel like going anymore! 5fsO8W

However, he could no longer take back his words, so he went anyway. He didn’t use the toilet and simply washed his face so that he could cool his head.

 

Afterward, Ye Chen asked Death System, “Why did Ren Jing…um…kiss me?”

Death System answered, “You keep flirting with him, after all. All his reactions are pretty reasonable, no?” XeUbFt

Ye Chen paused, but couldn’t help but ask again, “There’s no way he likes me, right?”

Death System asked, “Well, what do you think?”

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Ye Chen, “…”

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Death System feared it had overly provoked him, so it said tactfully, “No need to think too much about it. It’s fine if he likes you. That way, you’ll be able to do the missions with ease, don’t you think?”

Ye Chen knitted his brows. “No. That’s so unfair to him.”

Death System raised its eyebrow as well. “Why so?”

Ye Chen replied in all earnest, “He likes me, but I don’t like him. Yet I keep doing things that make him think otherwise… That’s unfair to him.” qaFcK0

 

The system could no longer hold back and laughed out loud.

Ye Chen exclaimed, “Hey, I’m being serious here!”

“Uh-huh, yeah,” responded Death System. Yep, super serious, indeed. Behold, the greatest joke in history: Ye Chen doesn’t like Ren Jing. WCZMDc

But Death System wasn’t in a rush. How many days had it only been? He wouldn’t have been such an awkward person if he could figure it out so quickly.

 

“Relax,” said Death System. “How could Ren Jing fall in love with you that easily? He most likely thinks you’re amusing, so he played with you.”

Ye Chen, “…” Why do I have the urge to beat it up? KZrQMy

But what the system said made sense. Just who was Ren Jing? He was nicknamed ‘slick person’ for a reason. Ye Chen had heard of what he did in the past as well. Would someone with such a powerful way of handling things fall in love with him? That sounded unlikely.

Furthermore, what took Ye Chen by surprise was the fact that Ren Jing was actually ‘bent’. He used to always have the impression that Ren Jing was straight.

That was fine, however, since his little life would be long gone had Ren Jing been straight.

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Ye Chen felt relieved, yet some unease still lingered in him.

Whatever, let’s just leave it at that.

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Ye Chen didn’t want to overthink it, since he would only discover pitch-black darkness ahead the more he overly thought about some matters.

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18 comments

  1. This peasant will drown on the sweetness! Now that you already started translating this regularly, we can spank each other, potats-sama! (=ↀωↀ=)
    #SinceYou’reRyuu,YouCanBeMySeme#
    #IDemandMoreWhipping#
    #AndYiNanGeGe#

    • By any means, Mii-sama~ (✧∀✧)/ I need more dose of our cuties Lian and Alfred, PLEASE!!! ( ̄﹃ ̄)
      #BoldOfYouToAssumeThatRyuuIsSeme#
      #MasochistUnite#
      #YiNanGeGeIsAMust#

  2. “what if ren jing misunderstands? It’s unfair to him” honey it’s too late, besides you’re the one in ren jing’s trap not the other way around hahaha

    • I know right!! He’s being considerate but he doesn’t know the truth yet, poor Ye Chen ( ╥ω╥ )
      Spoiler alert here~~ ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ

      Thank you for reading, ike00000-san~ (ノ´ з `)ノ

  3. I enjoyed this sweetness smooch smooch baby!!

    Thank you tiredpotats and Amaris 💋

    • I’m glad you did!! (人´∀`)。゚+
      You’re most welcome, Mrfunplace-san! Thank you for reading, too~ (^∇^)ノ♪

  4. so much fluuuuuff, i’m happy to drown in it ʕ•㉨•ʔ

  5. YC only now started asking about the kissing? Like 16 kisses later? And hes surprised RJ ain’t straight? The story literally started with them having sex. Honestly…

  6. Death system is so cute.Wondering is system actually Ye Chen in the future.lol Thank you for the chapter.

  7. Im so surprised that up until now he thought that Ren Jing is straight… I mean ml kissed him quite a few times already alright? And they even slept together once… How that possibly be STRAIGHT???

    P.S. Thank you for the chapter 💐💗!!

  8. I really like when Long Qi-laoshi is writing this type of stories XD and lol YC, its good that you’re super cute haha