I Love FarmingCh18 - Fake Amway

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Because LJJ was already a top-tier production and broadcasting platform in the country, the associated forum was very popular. The bored audience would go there after viewing the program to recommend shows to one another. JCBqah

And the newest hot post on LJJ’s subsidiary forum was titled: Click me to view the most overbearing CEO of the female genre this year! Those with imperial ancestry are just exceptional!

The main content of the post was filled with the creator’s passionate description of introducing a new show in the female genre, based on the male actor, Cui QiChao’s debut. After awakening his imperial blood, he descended on the ancient Chinese campus of the 21st century and met his true love.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

The creator of the post also attached a small video edited by herself. The male leading role, as she said, had a pure Oriental appearance, with eyebrows and eyes-like in the shade of Chinese ink, and carried an air of slight coolness.

The leading actor leaned back in the chair, pressed his slender fingers between his eyebrows, as his thick black eyelashes drooped, and whispered, “It’s really hard to refuse such a person…” dWzZXP

After this exciting snippet, the subtitle was displayed: He, the best, exhibited the most unreserved display of love!

Then it was followed by a few other snippets:

The male leading actor held a cat with one hand as he kissed it. His light red lips gently touched the furry cat’s face, appearing very gentle.

The male leading actor stands on the hill of the campus, with his hands touching the tree as the breeze blew, leading to a more ethereal change in his temperament.

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The male leading actor had a cold expression as he stated, “Uncle, I want to…”

Male leading actor: I’m not short of money.

It was unclear how many female and male viewers with specific interests had fallen into the pit in that split second. They were all howling as they went searching for the program.

Someone of the imperial bloodline was just different from others. His presence was very strong and the way he talked was so charming! FYO3pC

However, when they returned from watching the program, they all descended into silence.

“…… My throat is choking on a mouthful of blood. I don’t know whether I should spray it out or not.”

“After I saw the true love that the leading actor met?? It’s truly……truly giving out the most unreserved display of love!”

“Motherfucker, I thought the protagonist told his uncle that he wanted to be with his true love, but after thinking about it, what Cui QiChao said isn’t wrong either!” 06jidv

“All the snippets are true. Please believe in the creator. This is the best show of the year.”

“I declare that Cui QiChao is the most immoral actor to his audience among the programs in the female genre!!”

“Creator, you…….I…..the leading actor…….Forget it…”

“I *&%#¥# ate a fake Amway!” 2RkSVY

“Forget it, forget it. It’s against the law to kill people.”

“Heehee. I decided to move my fingers and share this with my seven paternal aunts, eight maternal aunts and three elder female cousins.”

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At LJJ headquarters, Lin Lin was pleased to find that the viewership of Cui QiChao’s program had increased. Every week, as the show aired, the number of spectators grew. And the crowd participation was exceptionally high—-they were ecstatic about participating in the commentary barrage. And now that the show had reached a new peak, a significant number of new viewers were flocking in.

After tracking the reason behind it, Lin Lin found that among the relevant data, after a certain post in the forum was published, the playback volume began to increase rapidly. 6LEer8

Lin Lin had some ideas after viewing the post. It’s similar to the strategy they used to garner the audience initially, but they didn’t dare to go too far this time.

Now that so many readers had clicked on the post, Lin Lin immediately had an idea and asked some of her staff to cut out gifs and videos from the episodes and disseminated them.

The posts consisted of clips that were all of Cui QiChao staring down, with the expression in his eyes showing his great ambition (vegetable fields were actually below); Cui QiChao’s close-up photo of him softly leaning over (he’s really just watching the vegetable leaves). There were even scenes of CU students saying, “What can we do? Cui QiChao is unstoppable!”

Lin Lin also took this opportunity to fight a turnaround battle in front of her bosses, proving that, even if the bloodline inheritor had only awakened the desire for farming, he had awakened the bloodline of the three sovereigns and the five emperors. Thus, his show could still cause an explosion in network traffic! LdHI0P

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We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

The virtual plane, CU.

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The main reason was that after the CU’s canteen’s reputation had spread widely, the CU campus couldn’t be completely closed to outsiders, and a very small number of people would still come here to collect and order food.

People in the canteen also suggested to Cui QiChao, “Why don’t we keep a few dogs? “Boss Cui, if you can train cats so well, it shouldn’t be too difficult to train dogs.”

XiaoBai, who was lying in the chair, jerked his ears up.

Cui QiChao saw the changes in its ears through the mirror and refused, “If I buy a dog now to train, it will take three months of training.” And even if he bought a dog, people-to-people communication still needed to be done by humans, and someone had to be there to prevent accidents. oXPwzU

“That’s true. All the vegetables have now been gathered.” The other party said, “Haha, XiaoBai seems to have been trained for three months, right? I think it’s considered very obedient already……”

“Yes, XiaoBai is clever. “Cui QiChao saw that XiaoBai’s ears had gradually flattened. It turned over lazily as if it didn’t notice that anything was wrong.

Cui QiChao stared at the installed surveillance system and went to the president’s office with the cat in his arms.

“QiChao, you’ve come.” President Cui saw him and put down his tablet computer. “I was just saying that summer vacation will be over in another month. If you aren’t busy with the canteen, you should go home and pay a visit.” MbDpKh

“I got it.” Cui QiChao sat down and said, “I also have some matters to discuss with uncle. It’s going to be summer vacation soon. Most of the students will leave school, and it’s suitable to start construction on campus.”

“What kind of construction?” President Cui looked at him and said, “QiChao, there’s really no other place to grow things now. You can’t take away all the other greenery. Our school has been called C Agricultural University by others already. The vegetable fields on the campus don’t look very good.”

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Cui QiChao, “Don’t you think that those trees used for landscaping are very wasteful?”

President Cui: “……” HMScBY

Cui QiChao, “If we change them to fruit trees, it would be much more practical. I can pay for the saplings and fees to pay the workers.”

President Cui shook his head. “Sigh, alright. It’s all because you’re my nephew. I’m not sure if you could still target any areas.”

“I can. It seems that other schools in the University City are quite empty.” Cui QiChao was still upset over the 800 mu of land, so he thought about how to make up for it.

President Cui: “…..” wQ 1c5

He felt that every time his nephew came, he would occupy some territory, and he wouldn’t even spare the corners. Now, he was not satisfied with CU, and he wanted to “expand his territory”!

At this time, a warning sound sounded in Cui QiChao’s ears, indicating that he was on the edge of violating the rules.

He thought about it carefully. Perhaps this was the virtual plane’s restriction. He couldn’t expand his territory. He couldn’t contract other canteens or buy land across several other schools. Otherwise, he would be exploiting the contract’s loophole, and the situation would devolve into a “legal battle”—though a dispute over the opening of canteens would be extremely fascinating.

The map of campus life couldn’t be too big. If he expanded his territory limitlessly, it wouldn’t be considered the campus genre. It would just be like a marquis expanding his territory into the imperial palace. 05JQhW

Cui QiChao sighed in his heart.

“I’m not in charge of those schools!” Principal Cui cupped his forehead and said, “QiChao, if you really want to, why don’t you contract the land outside? Why do you have to limit yourself to school?”

Do you want all the students in the University City to be without a place to date (within the school)!

Cui QiChao petted the cat as he naturally continued, “Then forget it. Uncle, when will the new area of the campus be constructed?” 2x51e

It was said that President Cui was preparing for the construction of the new area on the campus.

President Cui looked at his nephew’s “melancholic” appearance, distressed, “You can rest assured, I’ll inform you which areas could be used for farming.”

Cui QiChao immediately said, “Thank you, uncle.”

As soon as he came out of his uncle’s office, Cui QiChao immediately called the supplier and told them the exact time they should arrive. Just after the end of the summer vacation, they sent the peach, orange, and jujube trees he had ordered. 1BFMKa

Fruit trees planted in the autumn would grow their roots first, and fruit trees planted in the spring would germinate first. Although there was a whole summer vacation to start the construction, transplanting fruit trees in summer would do more harm to crops. It was better to transplant fruit trees on cloudy days in the autumn.

During the summer vacation, he could first remove the trees from the school, adjust the soil, partition the boundary of each plot of field, and transplant it after the autumnal equinox. At that time, the temperature would have dropped, so it would be easier for the tree to survive.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

By next year, the students would have fresh fruit to eat.

Cui QiChao’s heart was filled with a touch of joy. Although the students and teachers in CU did not have to worry about not eating their fill, if he could make them eat well, it would also satisfy the sense of responsibility induced by Cui QiChao’s bloodline. C2wmdE

Cui QiChao, holding XiaoBai in his arms, inspected his vegetable field on the way back. The honeysuckle had taken root and sprouted. It was growing well, and the survival rate was 100%.

Cui QiChao was holding a seedling for inspection. Suddenly, he heard the sound of something moving about. It seemed that some animals were crawling around very quickly. He scanned around. It was because of his good eyesight that he saw a snake lying in the grass.

“……” Cui QiChao slowly released the flower seedlings. He didn’t know how snakes appeared here, because he was not familiar with the animal species of this era, and he couldn’t judge whether they were poisonous.

There weren’t any tools around the place either. He was going to step back slowly when his mobile phone rang. Qtld k

The snake was startled, and its body jerked in the direction of Cui QiChao’s leg.

This type of small snake travels far too quickly. Cui QiChao’s pupils were dilated. His brain was able to react, but his body was unable to.

At this time, the cat cried out shrilly. XiaoBai jumped out of Cui QiChao’s arms at this very moment, smacking its paws on the snake as if it wanted to inspect the body of the snake.

In front of Cui QiChao, XiaoBai surveyed the surroundings, taking steps to the left and the right, meowing out threateningly. With this line of defence, even insects wouldn’t be able to cross over. 3rjI4m

The snake hissed twice and didn’t slither any further ahead.

When XiaoBai was smacking the snake, Cui QiChao pressed a button on his mobile phone and backed away. He yelled, “XiaoBai.”

“Meow—ow!” XiaoBai called out threateningly again before it stepped back a few steps. Then, it quickly jumped to Cui QiChao’s feet and climbed up along the hem of his trousers.

XiaoBai was too excited, and he didn’t control his claws well enough. It had stabbed Cui QiChao through the cloth of his trousers, but he just frowned slightly and did not scold XiaoBai. uatqNW

XiaoBai’s behavior just now surprised him.

It was surprising that a cat that herds ducks every day and was frequently threatened with sterilization by its owners knew how to defend its owner. Under the circumstance that the cat didn’t appear like a masochistic cat, was it because the cat was morally noble, or did the cat protect him subconsciously?

Either way, it was enough to ease Cui QiChao’s attitude. Maybe he should treat XiaoBai better.

Cui QiChao first called the school staff and told them to bring some tools to clean up the snake here. It wasn’t known if the snake was someone’s pet or a snake that had slipped out of somewhere else. While waiting, he looked at the call he had rejected moments ago. The caller ID was a strange number. eqWjN

While he was thinking about who would call him, the number called him again.

Cui QiChao picked up the call, “Hello?”

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On the other end was a sweet female voice, “May I ask if you’re Mr. Cui from CU?”

“I am. What can I do for you?” whmis6

“Hello, Hello,” the voice said enthusiastically, “I’m the film director of the program <<Travel to Nanhai for Gourmet Food>>, from the Nanhai Province TV station. Recently, the CU’s canteen has caused a heated discussion on the internet. We want to make an exception and invite you to participate in the recording of the program. Generally speaking, we only invite restaurants.”

Cui QiChao, if he was an aborigine, would be aware that the program had a good audience rating in the province and wielded a lot of power.

After listening, Cui QiChao coldly stated, “Thank you for the invitation, but I’m sorry, we don’t want to participate in the recording.”

The other party on the other end was silent for a while, as if she was feeling a little incredulous, “You don’t want to? Could I ask why?” pIVWeR

Cui QiChao, “I have no time.”

The film director, “……Can you think about it again? The time can be coordinated, and our program has a very strong ability to promote your canteen.”

Cui QiChao, “I opened a canteen. I don’t need a promotion.”

The film director: “……” dx2V0N

The film director’s mind was also in a mess, “Ah, that, that also helps with your school enrolment rates!”

Cui QiChao suspected that she didn’t understand what he said just now, so he repeated, “I opened a canteen. Enrolment belongs to the job scope of the admissions office.”

The film director: “………”

Cui QiChao, “Do you have anything else to say?” He’d already noticed the school staff approaching him. cmHKsd

“No, nothing…….” The film director blurted, “I just hope you can think about it again.”

“Well, sure.” Cui QiChao’s half-hearted attitude was very obvious.

After hanging up the phone, he said something to the school worker. Cui QiChao calmly returned to the first canteen and cooked a big cat meal for XiaoBai alone. He was not affected by the phone call just now.

It was unnecessary for him to waste his time recording that kind of program. dMYgwj

It could only be said that the LJJ company was right to not place this program under the food genre. If they stuffed it into the genre, they would just turn the non-mainstream campus program into a non-mainstream food program. It would be fine if he had to start with a canteen on the virtual plane. As for the TV, media and we-media, he would refuse them all.

There were ready-made ingredients in the canteen. He peeled the fresh shrimp, crushed it with a spoon, cooked a piece of chicken breast, and tore it into shredded meat with his bare hands.

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The plate was neatly plated with half chicken and half shrimp on each side. On the left side was the white boiled chicken breast meat without any seasoning. On the right side was the red and white shrimp meat, which was delivered this morning. It’s big, thick and tender.

He sprinkled a layer of chopped emerald broccoli on the meat for a more refreshing look. Finally, he placed a golden egg yolk in the middle. cMPYqL

XiaoBai rolled his tongue—the cat’s sense of smell was so good that it could distinguish the scent of every fresh ingredient in the dish from afar.

Cui QiChao put the plate in front of XiaoBai and said, “Eat.”

Currently, XiaoBai, who usually obeyed the command quickly, hesitated and walked around the delicious cat meal twice, looking up at Cui QiChao. It’s wondering why Cui QiChao hadn’t given it the commands he usually gave when training it.

“Just eat.” Cui QiChao touched XiaoBai’s head. AMphEB

No, this must be a conspiracy. Or a special training method. How could this vicious master feed it for nothing, even if it drove away the snake. XiaoBai had a strong desire to survive, and his right paw kept pulling Cui QiChao’s hand.

Cui QiChao reflected on whether he was really too strict with the cat. He was bewildered as he stretched his hand out, “Shake hands.”

XiaoBai quickly and skilfully put his paws on it.

“Roll around.” fHldw3

XiaoBai laid down and rolled around.

“Meow.”

XiaoBai cried out, “Meow!”

Cui QiChao: “……Eat.” tsSvgU

XiaoBai quickly lowered his head to eat, “Boohooboohooboohoo!”


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Fill in the blanks: “Boohooboohooboohoo” translated into English is________


T/N: Alternative title of the chapter – to promote a fake product o7HcaX

Translator's Note

fake Amway = people falsifying certain facts when marketing products lol

Translator's Note

Nanhai (南海) – may refer to the south china sea/read as Nanhai, and 南海省 may refer to Guangdong/Nanhai province. I chose to use Nanhai in the text since CU is based in Nanhai, and the raws read Nanhai too.

Translator's Note

I couldn’t find a cat food for chicken, shrimp, broccoli and egg…so have this instead:

Translator's Note

English – it’s supposed to be Mandarin, but since this is a translation XD…it became English

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  1. If our mc existed in real life, climate change wouldn’t be that bad cus he would plant equal amounts of plants that deforestation removed. 😂

    But sadly, plants takes time to grow. ( ´ ー `)