I Just Want to DivorceCh46 - He finally remembered.

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When Ye Fei finally woke up that afternoon, Yan Xiao had already gone to the company. Where did that energy come from? They had fought a battle for the entire night and he was still energetic even after his exertions.

Ye Fei groggily got up, opened the curtains and lazily lit a cigarette as he leaned against the bedside before picking up his phone to check his notifications. 2QEjsm

The topmost notification was a message from Yan Xiao, telling him to text once he woke up so that Yan Xiao could get someone to deliver him food.

Ye Fei was not hungry. But the instant he read Yan Xiao’s message, Ye Fei could feel his stomach growling, and he immediately replied to Yan Xiao—

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[Brother Fei: Woke up.]

In the next second, he received a message from Yan Xiao. EbPXNH

[Yan Xiao: Good. ]

[Yan Xiao: Are you feeling uncomfortable? ]

Ye Fei puffed out a smoke ring, flicked the ash into the ashtray, and typed with his lips curled up.

[Brother Fei: My throat hurts. ]

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[Brother Fei: Next time, President Yan, please be more gentle. ]

Yan Xiao stopped replying. Ye Fei could not help but laugh when he saw the “typing” displayed on the dialog box. A minute later, a new message finally arrived.

[Yan Xiao: Sorry. ]

Ye Fei just wanted to tease him, and immediately sent a reply so that Yan Xiao would not panic. jZ4EFa

[Brother Fei: Just kidding, I’m fine, nothing went wrong yesterday. ]

[Brother Fei: Are you busy? ]

[Yan Xiao: Still fine. ]

If Yan Xiao was really not busy, he would definitely have called rather than type. Ye Fei knew that he could not take the time off now. Deciding not to disturb him any longer, Ye Fei cheerfully edited his message. SpydT0

[Brother Fei: Talk to you later, I’m taking a shower. ]

[Yan Xiao: Okay. ]

Ye Fei exited the conversation, took a puff of his cigarette, and clicked into his conversation with Gu Ruijia . The screen was filled with exclamation points; Gu Ruijia must have been seriously pissed off.

[Diligent Gu: F*ck you Ye Fei! ! ! Are you doing it on purpose! ! ! ! ] 6K ouN

[Diligent Gu: Come out! ! ! Don’t think I can’t find you just by pretending to be dead! ! ]

[Diligent Gu: Haven’t woken up yet? ? ? ! F*ck, I’m canceling our friendship! ]

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Ye Fei coughed and hurriedly texted him back.

[Brother Fei: I stayed up too late to watch the anniversary, and I really couldn’t get up in the morning. ] Zx7e j

[Diligent Gu: [smile] [smile] [smile]]

Ye Fei frowned.

[Brother Fei: What’s with the sarcastic tone? ]

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[Diligent Gu: I suggest that you read the group chat records. ] zUHNwF

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Just as he contemplated how he could extricate himself, Gu Ruijia sent him a group call invite. Ye Fei hesitated for a moment, but decided to answer. Sun Qiong and Zhou Zhensheng connected as well.

On the screen, Gu Ruijia sneered at him. “Yo, must be nice lying in bed with nothing to do.”

Ye Fei put out his cigarette butt and threw it into the ashtray. Adjusting his nightgown, Ye Fei smiled nonchalantly at him. “I can’t help it, I’m not feeling well. Yan Xiao wanted me to have a good rest.”

As long as he was not ashamed of himself, who cares if others were embarrassed? This was the utility of having thick skin. tSewzi

Gu Ruijia: “…”

Gu Ruijia could not rebut Ye Fei’s words.

Zhou Zhensheng was overjoyed. “Old Gu, I admire your willingness to fool around with Ye Fei. ”

“My skin crept up with goosebumps. Ye Fei, you’re going in the direction of Lin Daiyu .” Sun Qiong tsk-tsked. gKVu3F

Gu Ruijia had found an ally. “Is that not so? How many times have you fallen ill? I meet my aunt less often than you.”

“F*ck your aunt.” Ye Fei cursed with a sly smirk, and rolled out of bed with his phone in hand. As soon as his foot hit the ground, he hissed immediately. If he had not held onto the bedside table, Ye fei would have collapsed into a pitiful heap.

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His inner thighs were stretched beyond their limits last night, and once he put weight on his leg, the pain was unbearable, enough to take the life out of him.

Three years of abstinence, a meal worth three years.  Ye Fei rubbed at the swollen areas as he slowly heaved himself up, and limped to the bathroom. C3GDra

“Are you sure it’s not your time of the month? Collapsing when getting out of bed, you look like a pregnant omega.” Gu Ruijia sneered.

“What the hell?” Zhou Zhensheng had no clue of what Gu Ruijia had just said. Neither did Ye Fei.

“Don’t you know?” Gu Ruijia delightedly gave an overview of the omegaverse, and concluded, “It’s not me dishing out abuse on Ye Fei, just look at him now, don’t you see the resemblance?”

The others fell into an uneasy silence. sX4vyQ

“Why don’t you talk?” Gu Ruijia was caught aback by this lack of response, and continued to grumble.

Ye Fei wobbled into the bathroom, affixed his phone onto the sink and started to brush his teeth.

“Are you sure a straight man will understand this kind of thing?” He leered.

“That’s because I have seen a lot.” Gu Ruijia retorted. gErs3

“Whatever you say. ” Ye Fei simpered. Gu Ruijia felt chills down his spine, and was about to say something when Sun Qiong interrupted him with a “F*ck”.

“Old Sun, what’s with the curse?” Gu Ruijia was still stunned.

“Look at the number one hot search,” Sun Qiong gulped down a sip of water, “So exciting.”

Ye Fei minimized the shared video and tapped into Weibo. VDBkv1

News that a celebrity was arrested for taking drugs had started to trend. This celebrity was an artist of Dingyuan and Ye Fei knew of her. She had gained popularity due to starring in a comedy, and had some status in Dingyuan.

Ye Fei frowned. In his previous life, this person developed very well and had nothing to do with drugs. What’s going on in this life?

“Isn’t it just a celebrity taking drugs? What’s the matter?” Gu Ruijia glanced at it inattentively, “Didn’t Cen Xinghua make the hot search a while ago?”

“Can you be a little patient?” Sun Qiong said, “You read the police report carefully, there’s the punchline.” T1 5MU

“F*ck,” Zhou Zhensheng took a look and started to whine. “The color scheme of this base map made me go blind. What’s the punchline?… After receiving a tipoff from the public, five drug addicts were arrested in the local vicinity including one surnamed Ye (male, 21 years old, general manager of a film and television company)…” Zhou Zhensheng’s voice stopped abruptly, and he said after a few seconds, “This Ye… How old is your half-brother?”

“Twenty-one.” Ye Fei had a complicated look on his face.

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“That must be him, no doubt,” Gu Ruijia clapped his hands, “Wang Zhao is involved in both gambling and drugs. Ye Yao must have fallen in with him and can’t wash himself clean.”

He paused for a moment, before he started to chuckle. “Can this be considered ‘look up to the sky, see who heaven forgives?’ Oh how the tables turned, remember how arrogant the little brat was at the bar?” 9qjfW2

Ye Fei took the opportunity of washing his face to hide his expression.

In the last life, because Ye Fei was the front and manager of Dingyuan, Ye Yao did not interfere with the company, so naturally he had no chance to interact with these people. Even after Ye Fei died, he was still alive and kicking.

In this life, there was no Ye Fei to shield Ye Yao from the predators of society. Ye Yao’s fate can be regarded as seeking benevolence and gaining benevolence.

Ye Fei wiped the water off his face, and went out of the bathroom with his phone. 7kMcDd

Suddenly, the door rang. It must be the food delivery staff arranged by Yan Xiao. Ye Fei walked over and opened the door, letting them in.

“Look at you,” Gu Ruijia glanced at the time on the upper right corner of his laptop with a look of disdain, “You’re only eating now.”

“This is my lunch and dinner.” Ye Fei thanked the delivery men and sent them out. He sat down in the kitchen, placed the phone to face him, and slowly scooped up his shrimp porridge.

“You eat quite a lot,” Zhou Zhensheng glanced at the table and muttered, “It’s just too bland, is it filling?” oduWnk

“Yes, isn’t porridge usually eaten in the morning?” Gu Ruijia popped up.

Only Sun Qiong looked at Ye Fei’s tightly wrapped figure and smiled without saying a word.

“Is it your responsibility to care?” Ye Fei shot back, not wanting to continue the topic. He raised his head and asked Gu Ruijia, “Has your computer been repaired?”

“Now that you’re talking about it.” Gu Ruijia gave a mean grin. He clicked into the picture gallery, dragged a few photos and forwarded them to the group, “Let me show you what Ye Fei looked like in his chuunibyou  phase.” sORWmk

“If I didn’t send my computer for repair, I would never have unearthed these memories,” Gu Ruijia told Zhou Zhensheng and Sun Qiong, “Do you know Nowitzki? He used to be a former NBA star player.”

“I know,” Sun Qiong enlarged the photograph, and burst out laughing, “Ye Fei’s hairstyle… is this meant to be a copy of Nowitzki's? Hahahaha.”

“Yes,” Gu Ruijia nodded as his cheeks went flush, heaving in great breaths to continue laughing, “Ye Fei liked him very much back then.”

“What’s the matter, I think it’s pretty good-looking,” Zhou Zhensheng was still a face-con, “If anyone else was wearing this yellow hairdo it would have been indescribable, but Ye Fei’s face improved it.” S yFBU

Ye fei could hardly remember his high school classmates, let alone what happened in high school. He clicked on the photograph and was immediately blinded by the chuunibyou aura. It was fortunate that Yan Xiao had not seen him in that era; otherwise he would have been scared off.

“Are you sick?” Ye Fei put down his spoon and scrolled downwards, “What are you doing with these things?”

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“What’s wrong, is it taking up space in your computer?” Gu Ruijia pointed at Ye Fei, “I originally thought of just hiding these if you let me off, but who asked you not to cooperate?” He brushed his hair and sniggered, “Come, come, everyone enjoy it, I still have more.”

After he finished, another round of Ye Fei’s black history was unveiled. u8wEO0

“Gu Ruijia, you asked for this.” Ye Fei narrowed his eyes and curled his lip, “Let me tell you about Gu Ruijia and his first love.”

“F*ck, I was wrong! Brother, can’t I be wrong?” Gu Ruijia’s scalp burned.

Ye Fei ignored him and continued, “So one fine Christmas, Gu Ruijia skipped class and took his first love out for a candlelight dinner. The entire restaurant was booked, with steak and red wine…”

“Isn’t this quite romantic?” Zhou Zhensheng interrupted. fXYprI

“Romantic?” Ye Fei snickered, “Do you know what song was played in the restaurant after the two sat down?”

<<Mother in Candlelight>>.”

“Hahahahahaha.” Zhou Zhensheng slapped his thigh vigorously, “Crazy!”

Gu Ruijia buried his face in his hands, as if he did not want to see anyone else. “I died wronged, okay? The waiter in the restaurant made a mistake. I explained it to my ex-girlfriend countless times, but she just didn’t believe me, insisting that I have an Oedipus complex, f*ck you.” drFVRM

Ye Fei laughed along as he scrolled through the photographs. Just as he was about to swipe the one on the screen, his eyes inadvertently glanced at a certain place in the photo, and his fingers stopped suddenly.

He zoomed in on the photo and leaned closer to the screen to take a closer look.

“Ye Fei, what are you doing?” Gu Ruijia asked. Ye Fei did not speak, his heart pounding as he stared closely at what he held in the photograph. It was a white No. 42 jersey key chain with a red spot on it, exactly the same as the one he had seen in Yan Xiao’s hand.

“Ye Fei, Ye Fei?” When Ye Fei remained quiet, Gu Ruijia repeated his name. “What’s wrong with you? Are you angry? No way.” GobVLd

“Gu Ruijia,” Ye Fei tried to calm himself with slow breaths, before he questioned, “Do you still remember that keychain in the photo?”

“Let me see.” Half a minute later, he replied, “Of course, I will never forget this. You liked it so much at the time, you had to hold it up when taking pictures.”

Ye Fei let out a “hmm”.

“Later on, the two of us quarreled because of our favorite basketball player. I was so angry that I scribbled on it with a red pen while you weren’t paying attention.” bCHcRN

“I don’t have any memory of this.”

“It would be strange if you did.” Gu Ruijia rolled his eyes towards the sky, “At that time, Ye Yao had his head broken by some other guy, and you went to take care of him. Do you have any idea how annoyed I was when you didn’t even notice it?”

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Ye Fei carefully recalled the details of Yan Xiao’s keychain. It had been rather old and thus he had taken a closer look. The two keychains were exactly the same, down to that red spot.

But how did it end up with Yan Xiao? They were strangers back then… 1rAUsg

Wait! Ye Fei’s eyes widened. Yan Xiao hailed from Song City. Ye Fei had traveled to Song City during the summer vacation of his second year of high school.

Ye Fei desperately recalled what had happened, Yan Xiao, Yan Xiao…

Ye Fei stood up suddenly, and didn’t even notice that the chair behind him had fallen.

He finally remembered. qdSeEh

They had met seven years ago.


The author has something to say: The news report of drug use was taken from the official report.

There aren’t any cars. Although the look of Feifei is indeed pleasing, it can only exist on my hard disk, I’m sad…

The translator has something to say: Yet the previous chapter got locked. :bloblul: d0iyDo

Double chapter on Sunday!

Translator's Note

aka Dream of Red Chambers female lead, known for being sickly.

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aka period

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Previously used to refer to businesses flourishing once opened, it is used to refer to Yan Xiao gorging on his fill after abstaining for so long.

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aka deserving what happened to him.

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Otherwise known as eighth-grader syndrome, this usually implies grandiose delusions (per wikipedia) and commonly uses secret identity/superpower to make themselves seem a bigger deal than they actually are.

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T/N: I don’t see anything wrong?

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https://youtu.be/lMcOnZKV9L0 The lyrics describe the hesitant feelings of a daughter towards her mother. Is it appropriate? :blobcheeky:

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Refer back to Chapter 29, what Yan Xiao dropped when trying to open the door to his apartment.

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i.e. no sex scenes.

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18 comments

      • I usually say its like an universe where you get divided by female and male gender, and then you once again go divided by reproductive capacity irrelevant of gender(which also describes average abilities of groups)

      • While Soridida is correct, what Gu Ruijia would say be like: “So guys can have three genders right? 😚 And our Ye Fei looks like the gender that can get pregnant. There’s one that no one really cares, while Yan-ge is the manly man which we describe as alpha that would knock Ye Fei up! 😈”Completely missing an actual explanation while trying to diss Ye Fei as much as possible.

        • I’ll probably copy and paste from Soridida. I either go straight to “Pregnant. Men!!” or overly convoluted, “See the little girl in this comic fiercely protecting this guy she calls Mommy? It’s because she’s an alpha but she doesn’t know it yet and he’s a single mother so she tries to take care of him even though she’s only 5. Oh yeah, and he’s an Omega and really did give birth to her because Pregnant! Men!”

  1. Thanks trusty translator… Can you do one of those cute explanations for “chuunibayou” ? In context it looks like awkward teen phase?

    • You might know it as “8th grade syndrome” or something, where middle schoolers or high schoolers act edgy/unintentionally cringy. A good example of this is Kaido from Saiki K.

    • Good explanation by baibaiships, and I would like to add that this is really common in Western-influenced
      Asian students due to the secret identity trope popularized in the
      early 2000s.

        • Early noughties, there were things like people heading after school to do secret stuff. Totally Spies, Kim Possible, Yu Yu Hakusho/ Bleach /Death Note if you’re into Jump, Suzumiya Haruhi… That period was full of chuunibyou-related content. 😂

  2. First of all, why GRJ knows about ABO settings and compared them to our couple situation? And that song sounds quite romantic 😂

    Thank You for the new chapter (ꈍ꒳ꈍ)♡

  3. GRJ is truly my fav character (aft the couple ofc) LMAOOOO. he knows about the omegaverse. I wonder what made a straight guy like him to have insight into it HAHAHA. 😂