I Have A Pair of Yin-Yuan EyesCh6 - This Is Too Damn ___

Translator: Callis
Editor: Dragon


The conversation between Xu Xing and Wang Zicong died off. Where it should have ended on its own, Tang Mian, who was sitting by Wang Zicong’s desk, joined the pair’s conversation.  2xWFvi

Tang Mian broke off a piece of fragrant crispy noodle under Wang Zicong’s desk and tossed it into her mouth, crunching down. She asked: “What are you guys talking about? What about your girlfriend and Lu Che?”

Xu Xing: “……”

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Not only were the rumors unfounded, they were also groundless accusations and something created out of nothing. It was just like how Tang Mian was now; when she opened her mouth, the rumors would come out. 

Xu Xing promptly wrapped the rumor back up and stuffed it into Tang Mian’s mouth, emphasizing: “It’s my deskmate’s girlfriend’s friend. She wants to know about Lu Che. Don’t talk nonsense when you’ve only heard half of a conversation.” R69Nw0

Tang Mian “oh”ed and embarrassingly responded: “Sorry, sorry. It’s just that I heard Lu Che has a girlfriend. Your girlfriend’s friend shouldn’t keep thinking about others.”

Wang Zicong nodded dumbly, unconcerned about anything. He spoke while eating: “Oh oh, so he does actually have a girlfriend.”

When Xu Xing heard this, his eyes brightened and he followed up: “Is it true or not? Is she from our school?”

Tang Mian stuck her hand inside the shelf under the desk, broke off another piece of crispy noodle, and shoved it into her mouth: “No, she should be from his old school. It’s been said that Lu Che is certainly very cool. I heard that his girlfriend had her cell phone stolen when she was on the bus, and that they had just so happened to pass by an especially long station. The girlfriend borrowed her friend’s cell phone to call Lu Che and tell him. As a result, Lu Che brought over a large gang of people in sports cars and directly surrounded the bus. It really is too cool, isn’t it?!” 

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Xu Xing asked: “What happened after the bus was stopped? Could it really be possible to search every single person to get the phone back?”

Tang Mian rolled her eyes at him: “Is that important? Isn’t the most important part of this event that Lu Che was being so cool?” 

Xu Xing: “……”

Xu Xing gave up the possibility of arguing with Tang Mian. He seriously doubted the authenticity of Lu Che’s past deeds. However, he was more inclined to believe the news of “Lu Che’s girlfriend”.  ec5Qd7

At this time, a voice interrupted at an inopportune time — 

“What are you guys talking about? When did everyone think that Che Gē was cool? Quick, tell, quick, quick, quick.” 

Xu Xing turned his head and jumped in fright. 

Xu Xing didn’t know how long Ke Di had been standing behind him with a cup of water in his hands. His eyes gleamed, and he waited for him to share gossip about Lu Che with an excited face.  EZkgoJ

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As soon as Xu Xing heard Tang Mian misspeak, he wanted to correct her, only to hear Ke Di laugh: “How would Che Gē have a girlfriend? Quick, tell that female student that Che Gē is single and seize the opportunity.”

After Ke Di finished speaking, he turned and rushed back, yelling: “Che Gē, the Class Monitor wants to ask if you have a girlfriend, you need to issue an official statement.”  nRyBkV

“……”

Xu Xing almost blurted out “like it’s any of my goddamn business” in his heart, but he forcefully swallowed it back. It could be even said he was experiencing how terrible “piling errors on top of errors” was — the “Wang Zicong’s girlfriend’s friend wanted to ask about Lu Che” that he spoke of turned into “a girl from the other class wanted Xu Xing to ask about Lu Che”. Then, the sentence Ke Di passed on had completely changed it. In the end, it had become “the Class Monitor wants to ask Lu Che if he has a girlfriend”!

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Xu Xing was rendered practically speechless, or rather, no one wanted to listen to his justification. The point the others cared about wasn’t “who asked this”, but whether “Lu Che had a girlfriend or not”. 

The surrounding students turned towards Lu Che with great excitement.  fiXPyS

Only Xu Xing had a stiff neck and didn’t dare to turn his head around to look.

“No, does the Class Monitor want to introduce a girlfriend for me?”

“……”

Xu Xing once again became the center of attention. He could only turn around and answer in front of Lu Che’s calm and unruffled expression, weakly explaining: “That’s not what I really asked. It’s the girl from the other class asking about you.” 4SpzYZ

Having learned his lesson from Tang Mian and Ke Di’s inverting of right and wrong, Xu Xing ambiguously responded, not directly saying “it was Wang Zicong’s girlfriend’s friend who asked”. He was afraid that he would become post-dinner gossip, misleading the other girls and giving them more idle gossip. 

Lu Che gave a perfunctory “oh”, clearly not convinced by his words. 

Fortunately, the chemistry teacher punctually arrived at the classroom and interrupted them. Xu Xing grabbed the opportunity to yell for the entire class to “stand up”, but his voice was a little off.

In chemistry class, Xu Xing paid the utmost attention and forced the equation for the chemical reaction into his head along with all kinds of worries.  sZ37IN

After class, Xu Xing was still full of enthusiasm. As the students in front of him fidgeted, Xu Xing ran to the front of the podium with his book and copied down the solution for the example on the blackboard. 

In the middle of his copying, the tip of his pen stopped. 

Xu Xing held the pen cap in his mouth and his eyebrows furrowed. Xu Xing encountered something confusing, he thought about it for a while, alone. He looked up and saw that the chemistry teacher was still standing in the corridor outside to answer questions for his classmates. He picked up the book and went to find the teacher. 

Xu Xing was focused on the point in the notes that made him stop. He walked down the steps of the platform a few steps at a time and was about to turn out of the front door of the classroom when he suddenly tripped up. vdqFXP

“Damn……”

Xu Xing grabbed the door frame, flustered. He looked down in surprise and saw the glow of the red string that was as thick as a wire looped around his shoe. One end of the red string was stuck against the doorframe, winding its way into the classroom.

When Xu Xing subconsciously looked inside the classroom, he heard a cold voice right beside his right ear: “Class Monitor, your falling performance this time isn’t up to par.”

There was a strong sense of mockery in the voice. hbIptN

Xu Xing’s train of thought was interrupted. He looked back, seeing Lu Che casually leaning against the railing behind him. The corners of his lips curled up and mildly stated: “I’m so far from you. Where are you falling?”

Lu Che finally got rid of his icy expression, but his mouth became even more foul.

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Xu Xing didn’t understand. He was currently avoiding Lu Che at all costs, as if he was treading on thin ice. But how could Lu Che not let go of the opportunity to mock him after he caught him? 

Xu Xing swallowed. Just as he wanted to refute, the tall boy who had just been standing next to Lu Che turned around curiously. Xu Xing caught the other boy’s gaze out of the corner of his eye; he struggled to remember where he had seen him in his fuzzy memories. However — the red string fluttering at the other’s crotch quickly grabbed Xu Xing’s gaze. FoVs1u

This was the big brother with the red string that connected to Xiao Shun! 

Xu Xing was deeply shocked by the sudden appearance of the red string. He looked at the red string linked to the boy’s crotch for three seconds, then looked into the classroom. He truly saw the red string winding around to the second row of the fourth group, up Xiao Shun’s body.

The boy also stared at Xu Xing in confusion before disinterestedly turning around and asking Lu Che: “What’s going on?”

After he asked, the boy inexplicably saw Lu Che’s expression cool several degrees and he unhappily answered: “Nothing. Go back first. If there’s anything, we can discuss it after school.”  lyw2C

The male student: “……”

He raised his clenched fist and grave Lu Che’s shoulder a weak thump, joking: “Damn, Che Gē’s temperament is very good. Standing here, I’m an eyesore, right? Alright, alright. I’ll just leave.”

Xu Xing didn’t hear Lu Che’s conversation with the boy. When he turned around again, he saw that the boy was already leaving. His gaze subconsciously followed the male student’s back, trying to pick out any unusual interactions between the boy and Xiao Shun. 

Xu Xing hadn’t realized that this series of actions would easily let others’ imaginations run wild; Lu Che had seen it all — the moment that Xu Xing had seen the other boy, the light in his eyes brightened like an 100 watt lightbulb, then stared at the other’s crotch for a while. Now that he saw that he was leaving, his gaze seemed like he wanted to stick to him.  2fdNGj

This is too damn __. 

Lu Che twitched, unable to find the proper words to describe what he was currently feeling. 

His heart clenched, and felt that Xu Xing was no good; if he was gay, then he was gay. You won’t admit it even under the pain of death, so not admitting it was also fine. It could be clear in a large, social environment, but being so halfheartedly gay…… so damn annoying! 

Xu Xing was completely unaware of the uninhibited fluctuations in Lu Che’s heart. The reason why he cared so much about Xiao Shun and the other boy was because no matter how much he looked around, he couldn’t find another red string. Even the one between him and Lu Che couldn’t be seen.  saxdJz

Xu Xing was at a loss: Could it be that Xiao Shun and that big brother made some progress in such a short amount of time and stumbled upon a trigger for summoning the red string? It was just like the chemical equation; it was the same reason that chemical reactions could be only carried out under specific conditions. 

Xu Xing couldn’t make sense of it. The only clear thought was that he must stick close to Xiao Shun to verify the actual situation.

At this time, Lu Che’s voice interrupted his thoughts: “Class Monitor.” 

With a smile on his face, Lu Che said: “The speed at which you swap interests when seeing something new is really too fast.” G4sFW0

“……”

It was rare for Lu Che to speak in a good tone, the unspoken implication was just as peculiar. 

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Xu Xing didn’t blame Lu Che for misunderstanding him so much. He could only grievously explain: “Friend, you’ve really misunderstood me.” 

Lu Che laughed and asked: “The misunderstanding that you’re pointing out, is it that ‘I’m misunderstanding that you’re bent’, or that ‘I’m misunderstanding that you’re interested in my friend’?” obdu0N

Xu Xing stared blankly: “Is there any difference between the two?” 

Lu Che nodded and explained: “Of course there’s a difference. The former is its literal meaning, and the latter is ‘are you interested in me or interested in my friend, or rather, does someone have to be just a guy for you to be interested in’?”

Xu Xing collected his thoughts with Lu Che’s help and heard his heart stop, like a cat whose fur puffed up after its tail had been trampled on. He anxiously stomped his feet and stressed: “Damn! I really am really straight! Extremely straight! Like you!”

Lu Che shrugged, dodging around Xu Xing to walk into the classroom. He said, as light as a feather: “Who knows.”  rj1Xfc

Xu Xing glared at the back of Lu Che’s head. He really wished to break open his head and carve the three words “I am super-straight” into the hippocampus of the cerebral cortex that was responsible for long-term memory. 

Was it really that hard to believe that he was a straight man?

Xu Xing was stumped by his own question: No straight man would fall into another man's arms three times a day, and no straight man would stare at another man's crotch.

Xu Xing placed his book against the wall and bang, bang, banged his forehead against it several times. a7O2N

It really was extremely despairing! 


I’m starting to think Lu Che is like that kid who has a crush on someone but doesn’t know how to express it, so he writes them a note that says “Get out of my school”

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Translator's Note

Translator's Note

Dragon: Let’s not forget touching/ caressing other’s crotch

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18 comments

  1. aaa TN made me remember a wangxian fanart with the same thing (:3」∠)

    thank you for the chapter~

  2. Lu Che is cute. As i am a reader. But if he’s a real thing, I doubt I would want to be friends with him.

    Thank you for the update ❤️

  3. Xu Xing should try the snack foodie route to untie Lu Che’s ribbon bowstring

  4. Low key hoping XX successfully avoids LC for a couple of weeks, and the cold shoulder treatment completely flips LC’s switch

  5. Jealousy came first before realising that they like them 😄😄

  6. Oh my gosh. I thought I would hate this story, but honestly this is too hilarious XDD

  7. i feel like xx should have a little more self awareness when shamelessly staring at other people’s private areas… it wouldnt be far before someone confronts him for sexual harrassment (´-﹏-`;)

    thanks for the chapter