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Feng Yang yanked off the apron that the barber had tied around him, stood up from the seat, and stormed out. He grabbed Ban Yu’s lapel along the way, dragged him outside and…
Bang!
The door shut behind him with a loud sound, displaying a very arrogant attitude!
“What the hell do you want?” Feng Yang suppressed the fire inside his heart with great difficulty and squeezed out the words through his teeth.
“Didn’t you say that you would go home after picking up the cake?”
Ban Yu wanted to touch the wound on Feng Yang’s forehead again but stopped.
He said, “I’m worried about you, so I can’t go back. Baby, can’t you understand? I just want to protect you.”
“You? Protect me?” Feng Yang stepped back and sighed.
Thinking that he couldn’t keep up with Ban Yu’s nonsense any longer, he turned to Uncle Liu, his driver, and asked, “How did you find me?”
He was very sure that no one had followed him while he was on his way here!
“Young Master is the one who pointed out the direction we needed to go in, I just followed his lead.” Uncle Liu also didn’t understand since when the Eldest Young Master of his family had developed such an ability. How had he found this young man’s correct location like this? It was amazing!
“Really?” Feng Yang didn’t believe him.
This time Ban Yu replied, “Really, I can smell you. Plus, you left a bright and shiny path in your wake, so I was able to find you easily.”
Am I a giant fluorescent light? Lighting up a path wherever I walk? A shiny object?
Feng Yang was mad. Very, very mad!
If this person had been a scoundrel, he would have roasted him with his phoenix fire every time he opened his mouth to speak nonsense! But, he really couldn’t beat such a fool, ah!
Feng Yang grabbed his head with both hands and took a deep breath.
“Ban Yu, you see, I don’t know you. Also, I’m not your fiancée. And I was just about to get a haircut. No one tried to hurt me. Do you understand? Go, just go away and don’t mess with me! I have a bad temper!”
Ban Yu gave a mild smile and said, “Well, I’m sorry, I misunderstood the previous situation, but… Why did you want to cut your hair here? Every inch of your body belongs to me, including your hair; I want to treasure it!”
Feng Yang: “…” Believe it or not, I will kill you!
Uncle Liu: “…” I always thought that whoever became the future Young Madam would surely explode!
Hua Cheng: “Gaga, gaga! Sincerely help him, ba! Gaga, gaga! Good talker! So cheesy! Gaga, gaga… “
Uncle Liu looked at Hua Cheng in surprise.
Am I thinking too much? This parrot is too clever!
Feng Yang was too lazy to shut Hua Cheng up. “Don’t you want to go home?”
Ban Yu said helplessly, “Baby, today is my birthday. Can’t you accompany me for a while?”
As Feng Yang stared into Ban Yu’s big, sincere, and pleading eyes, he felt that he would be able to return to the immortal realm on the basis of this pure gaze alone.
So, he thought for a while before he said, “Fine! Go, go now, I’ll go home with you!”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
You said I’m your fiancée, right? Don’t blame me if your father cuts off your dog leg!
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After that, no matter how reluctant he was, he exited the shop and climbed into Ban Yu’s car directly.
The car’s exterior was black, edged with bright silver lining in the front. It looked luxurious, but Little Feng Yang didn’t know what kind of car it was, so neither did Feng Yang. He only knew that this car was much more comfortable to travel in than the taxi he had taken before.
If he wasn’t riding with Ban Yu, it would have been much better!
Ban Yu, who recognized Feng Yang as his fiancée, naturally wouldn’t let go of such an opportune moment. He tried to grab Feng Yang’s white hand as soon as he slid into the seat next to him.
Seeing Feng Yang instantly move his hand away and refuse his touch, he couldn’t help but smile, “You’re still angry?”
Feng Yang continued to hold his left hand in his right hand. “Why are you so sure that I am your fiancée?”
“You shine and sparkle so brightly. I can see the light you scatter on the path you walk. And I can smell something on you that belongs to me. Besides, you have dragon horns, baby.”
Feng Yang couldn’t help but pinch his hands when he heard these nauseatingly sweet words!
Hua Cheng flew to Feng Yang’s shoulder and whispered, “Don’t get angry! Hold on! His merit is too thick! You can’t afford it!”
Feng Yang took one deep breath after another continuously. “Uncle, when will we arrive?”
“We’re almost there. Don’t worry.”
But deep inside, Uncle Liu was so worried!
Originally, he had gone out with the Young Master, intending to pick up his birthday cake and return home. But, just what had he gotten in addition to the cake? He had also brought back the future Young Madam! Who was a boy! He couldn’t imagine how the Old Master would beat him to death!
Uncle Liu got a headache when he thought about what would happen to him, so he drove faster than usual. He wanted to finish work and leave quickly, so that he could take rest.
Today’s event was too heavy for his heart to bear!
Feng Yang soon found that the Ban Family’s house and the place where he lived were at two opposite ends of the city. He lived in the north end, while Ban Yu lived in the south.
The south end of the city was an urban area. The residential planning and design here were better and its layout was more well-ordered compared to that of his neighborhood. Moreover, the surrounding communities and supporting facilities were great. In a word, this area was better than the north end of the city in all aspects, including the house prices.
However, in Feng Yang’s opinion, the best thing about this part of the city was that there were more trees here than in the north.
When he had enough money, he would come back here to build a house!
Just as Feng Yang was thinking about the housing prices here, the car turned around and drove through a black carved iron gate, entering a long driveway, which was a relatively narrow asphalt road. The road was framed by towering green trees on either side. The trees now sported tender green buds, and the air here felt even cleaner than before.
After entering through the iron gate, Feng Yang found that there were no other cars in sight.
“Is there still a long way to go until we arrive?” He asked the driver. Although he didn’t feel carsick in this luxurious car, he still felt a little uncomfortable after sitting for such a long time.
“We’re here. This whole property belongs to the Ban Family.”
“Wow!” Hua Cheng couldn’t help but think about how many crickets there would be here! How many caterpillars would be there!
This cheesy Ban is so rich!
“Is there anyone from his family at home?” Feng Yang didn’t think about how many cicadas were present in this area. Though, he did think that the cicadas here would be cleaner than those living outside. After all, the pollution here was less. But the focus of his visit was to get rid of Ban Yu, not to consume cicadas!
“There should be.” Uncle Liu didn’t elaborate further.
“Baby, are you nervous?” When Ban Yu heard Feng Yang asking about his family, he smiled brightly.
“Don’t be nervous, Baby. The ugly daughter-in-law will always have to eventually face her parents-in-law sooner or later. Besides, you are not ugly at all. Although your dragon horns are broken, my parents won’t mind. They will like you very much.”
Feng Yang gave a dry laugh. “Ha ha.”
Today was Ban Yu’s birthday. The Old Master of the Ban Family, who was also his grandfather, his mother, his uncle, and his cousins were all here. Only Ban Yu’s father was still working at the company, and would probably return by night.
Old Master Ban had two wives. The first one had died when his eldest son was eight-years-old. Later, Old Master Ban then married Old Madam Ban, who was Ban Yu’s grandmother, and after that, they had two sons; the first son was Ban Yu’s father.
Ban Yu had an older male and female cousin from his First Uncle, and also a pair of male cousins from his Third Uncle. At present, his older cousins had graduated from college and were working in their own companies, while his Third Uncle’s two children were studying abroad.
These people rarely got together, but today, given that it was Ban Yu’s birthday, everyone took the opportunity to come by. So, when Ban Yu entered the house with Feng Yang, several pairs of eyes stared at them subconsciously.
“Pfftt!” Ban Yu’s younger cousin, Ban Shengming, couldn’t help but laugh.
Snickering, he said, “Ban Yu, didn’t you go out to get a birthday cake? Why did you bring someone back? Is he a free gift from the cake shop?”
As soon as the words came out, Feng Yang, who was just about to step forward, turned to look at Ban Shengming.
Oily stringy hair, a face full of powder, eyes glinting with evil intentions, a pair of ears that emitted a black aura. At first glance, one could tell that this Ban Shengming wasn’t a good person.
The old man who sat in the largest seat in the living room said, “Shengming, how can you speak like that?”
Ban Shengming quickly wiped the smile off his face. “I’m sorry, Grandpa. I’m just kidding.”
Although Ban Yu wasn’t in his right mind now, he knew that his cousin had said those words deliberately, especially to show his contempt for Feng Yang.
So he retaliated without hesitation, “Why, cousin, do you also want to receive free gifts when you buy things from there? Then I’ll go back and buy some more cakes and you may as well come with me. The timing is just right, I am in need of a busboy to clean up after I eat the cakes.”
Ban Shengming yelled, “You’re the only one doing chores! Look, Ban Yu, is there water in your head? I’m just kidding. What about you? How can you compare me with this little beggar? Is there something wrong with you?”
Ban Yu glared angrily and yelled even louder, “He is not a little beggar! He is my fiancée! Ban Baby!”
Ban Shengming was so shocked that his face stiffened. “Ha?!”
Mother Ban suddenly opened her mouth and said, “Xiao Yu! What nonsense are you talking about?”
Grandfather Ban: “…”
Ban Shengming suddenly remembered that this cousin of his was still mentally ill, and he laughed, “Well, I’m not going to argue with you, madman. Is he a beggar or an emperor? I don’t really care.”
Seeing this, Feng Yang sneered at Ban Shengming and said, “How can a person who originally comes from a dirty background laugh at others and call them a beggar? Do you have a pit in your head?”
Ban Shengming stood up abruptly and pointed his finger at Feng Yang. “Who are you talking about, brat?”
Feng Yang leisurely brushed back his half-dry hair from his forehead. “Who? I just put people in their right place. Aren’t you just a wild seed born from a kept mistress? Where is your confidence and sense of superiority coming from when you have such origins?”
After that, Feng Yang pushed Ban Yu onto the sofa and looked at Grandfather Ban. “I’ve sent your grandson back, Old Man. Since he’s not in good health, you’d better find two more people to watch him in the future. Although he’s lucky because he has done a lot of good deeds by helping people in the past, it’s still good to avoid small bumps in the road as much as possible. Am I right?”
At the beginning, when Grandfather Ban heard Feng Yang say that Ban Shengming was a wild seed born from a kept mistress, although it was true, he still felt a little unhappy in the bottom of his heart.
But after Feng Yang talked about sending Ban Yu home and, unexpectedly, also mentioned the good deeds he had done in the past, he returned to his senses, and thought: Did Ban Yu reveal this shameful family secret to this boy?
But Ban Yu doesn’t remember anything since he woke up from the car accident, ah!
Grandfather Ban then called out to Feng Yang, “Young man, please stay a moment.”
Feng Yang turned around and asked, “What’s the matter?”
“How do you know that Ban Yu has done a lot of good deeds in the past?”
Feng Yang smiled and said, “How do I know? Hehe, I also know at a glance that you have been a bit hesitant recently, not sure whether you should choose the risky move or the stable road.”
Grandfather Ban was shocked inside! Because what Feng Yang said was indeed true!
Recently, one of his friends wanted to purchase a resort in Latin America, and was in need of investment funding. He had some spare money in his hands, but he had intended to invest it in a new round of technology research and development. He hadn’t mentioned this to anyone, so it was impossible for someone to have told this boy about it.
Feng Yang saw that the old man was a kind person and advised, “Think about your original intentions. I have something else I have to do. I’ll leave first.”
“Young man, is it convenient for you to leave your name behind?” Ban Baby or something, he knew that that was just his grandson’s imagination, ah!
Feng Yang replied bluntly, “Sorry, it’s not convenient.”
However, Grandfather Ban really wanted to know more about this young man.
He then said, “Alright, that’s okay. Thank you for bringing my grandson back. Xiao Liu, it’s not easy to find a car here. Take the guest back.”
The driver, Liu Dacheng, hurriedly agreed and was just going to make a ‘please, shall we go?’ gesture, when the quiet Young Master suddenly stood up.
Ban Yu’s face was depressed. “Baby, do you really want to go?”
Here we go again!
Feng Yang held his forehead wordlessly, sighed, and continued to walk, heading outside.
He couldn’t believe that Ban Yu had followed him outside and that none of his family members had stopped him! What the hell!
Ban Yu, who had already reached him, held his arm. He shouted in an overbearing way, “Answer me!”
Feng Yang endured and endured so that he wouldn’t beat him, and said, “En, I’m leaving.”
Ban Yu looked at Feng Yang sadly. “Can’t you spend this afternoon with me? Just for a little longer?”
“No.”
Faced with Feng Yang’s firm eyes, Ban Yu let go of his grip, as if he had finally given up.
“Okay, since that’s what you want, then wait for me, I’ll bring you something. If you take it with you, I’ll be… I’ll be at ease and won’t need to worry about anything. It will protect you.”
“What is it?”
“I’ll go get it from upstairs. You must wait for me, promise?!”
Maybe Ban Yu’s eyes were too dejected, Feng Yang didn’t have the heart to refuse, so he nodded in affirmation. “Ok.”
Ban Yu strode up the stairs and soon returned with something in his hand. He handed the thing over to Feng Yang very carefully, as if it had great importance.
He said, “This is my dragon pearl. I’m giving it to you. When you are in danger, remember to take it out and shout my name loudly. Then I will appear beside you.”
Feng Yang: “… Thank you.”
Looking down, he thought: How’s this big elastic ball a damn dragon pearl?!
He bounced it on the ground, caught it, and was shocked. The ball was flickering with seven colors of light and it even broke out into a song!
Like a seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, swaying in the wind!~
Sea grass, sea grass, sea grass, sea grass, dancing in the waves!~
The sea of people ~~~~~~ vast sea, ah !!!
Feng Yang: “…”
Ban family members: “…”
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The author has something to say:
Ban Yu: Little sisters, don’t ask me what I plan to do after recovery. I dare not think about it now. Just anxious, very anxious!
PM87: [Ban Yu glared angrily and yelled even louder, “He is not a little beggar! He is my fiancée! Ban Baby!”] “…” *rolls on the ground laughing*
Frozenmirage: too many tl notes (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
🤣🤣should I feel sorry for Ban Yu or Feng Yang bcs I can’t decide??🤣🤣
Thanks for the chapter ❤
Ohhh my god!!! My stomach burst open!!! BAN BABYYYYY~~~~~
Thanks for the chapter~
Oh my goodness BY is too cute. Looks like MC has found a patron though!
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
Dragon Ball! 😂
Thank you and take care
BAN BABY, HE SAYS wheeze
I absolutely love this Ban Yu, but I wonder how he’ll be like when he becomes less crazy. Will he be embarrassed??Thanks for the chapter! 🙂
i’ve been trying to justify the ml but ahhahahhhahah😂 good luck FY
I declare Ban Yu to be my most favorite gong of the year!
(For a second I confuse myself with Ban Yu and Bai Yu.)
DU DU DU DU DU DU BAN BABY !
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Thanks for the chapter! 😘
Ban Baby♡♡♡
The dragon pearl was a light-up ball 👌
Feng Yuan, it seems the world is testing your patience by siccing this sparkle-obsessed dragon on you 😂 do your best!
Thank you for the wonderful translation 💕
This whole chapter is an exquisite entertainment.
Truly.
Thank you for the update ❤️❤️❤️
I’m left speechless.
Really.
I think BY is who he says he is, a dragon prince. I think the original died in the car accident and the Prince took over the body.
rolling in the ground snickering
You know how Feng Yang looks so cool and amazing when he tell fortunes for people, while Ban Yu is just a heap of cotton oddball. Hahaha
This pair is awesome❤❤❤
Rofl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gdi Ban Yu. It’s really better if you’ll have selective amnesia when you recover and forget these shameful things you did! 😂😂😂
Hahahahahaha will the ml recover? I think he’s better like this well except for his gaudy look 🤣
LMAO really lmao.
I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣 I c.. can’t 🤣🤣🤦
This is way too funny!!
I shouldn’t laugh at someone with damaged mental faculties but 😂😂😂😂😂
Im cryingg why is this so hilarious