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Feng Yang was surprised, because he had never been misunderstood for a ‘dragon’ ever before. What the hell! He had heard that there were people in this world who suffered from mental illnesses, but he had never met a mentally ill person before.
Ah, if the gauze that covered his forehead was due to the broken ‘dragon horn,’ what about the gauze on his back? A tortoise shell that had been pried off by others? How stupid!
Feng Yang turned around and looked at this tall man. “What’s your name? Where is your family? Are you here by yourself?”
There was surely something wrong with this person’s brain. How could he walk around by himself? Just look at what he was wearing, ba!
The man’s black coat was decked out with crystals, and his necklace… No, it was not just a simple crystal pendant, but looked more like a diamond-inlaid necklace. There were six big jeweled rings on his fingers. His sneakers were also covered with glittering crystal particles. Oh man, his entire outfit was sparkling as brightly as a diamond set!
His over-the-top appearance was so gaudy that it hit one’s face!
Wait… Six big jewel rings?
Is he the one who ordered the overly shiny cake yesterday?
When the man saw that Feng Yang wasn’t answering his question, and had instead asked for his name and about his family, he looked at him up and down in a puzzled manner.
The man suddenly felt extremely distressed.
“Baby, it seems that you are really hurt. You can’t even remember my name… But it doesn’t matter. As long as you ask, I will definitely answer all your questions.”
The man took a step forward and said to Feng Yang, “Remember, I am Ban Yu, the son of the Dragon King and the Crown Prince of the Dragon Clan, and you are my fiancée, understand?”
Feng Yang looked at him with a sharp gaze. “Hah? Do you have the courage to say that again? Who am I to you?”
Ban Yu: “Fiancée!”
Hua Cheng was still perched on Feng Yang’s shoulder. After hearing the word ‘fiancée,’ he howled and shrieked straightaway, in his peculiarly loud and funny voice.
“Gaga, gaga! Fiancée, gaga, gaga!”
Feng Yang was furious. “Shut up!”
Hua Cheng: “Ga?”
As if he hadn’t heard Hua Cheng’s ridicule, Ban Yu continued softly, “Baby, let’s go. I’ll take you home. It’s alright if your dragon horn is broken. It will grow back out slowly later on.”
Feng Yang sensed that the people around them were giving them strange looks. He was so angry that he wanted to scream.
At last he took a long hard breath. “Alright. Ban Yu, right? You just stand right here and don’t go anywhere. I’ll call 110. You just wait for a bit. I’ll get your family to come and pick you up.”
He didn’t have the leisure to take care of a fool. However, the most important thing was, if he ignored him and just left him out there, it would reduce his good karma.
At present, he didn’t know how many good deeds this crystal-clad person had done before he became ill, but he was full of blessings, ah. Such a person, if he bullied him, he was afraid that he wouldn’t have a good life in this lifetime.
Feng Yang picked up his mobile phone and dialed a few numbers. Someone at the emergency service center quickly picked up.
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Feng Yang then said, “Hello, Mr. Policeman, Sir, I have someone here—”
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Feng Yang gestured with his chin. “Uncle, do you know him?”
“Yes,” said the uncle.
The uncle turned his head and, with a complicated expression on his face, respectfully said to Ban Yu, “Young Master, how could you walk ahead of me like that, even before I finished parking the car? We already agreed on our way here that I would accompany you to pick up the cake that you ordered yesterday, right?”
Ban Yu’s eyes remained on Feng Yang’s face the whole time. He said, “Of course, we should pick up the cake, but my baby is more important to me.”
This time, the uncle’s face turned stiff. “Baby? What baby?”
Ban Yu looked at his driver. “Uncle Liu, after so many years, I have finally found your future Young Madam!”
The uncle was stupefied. “W-what?!”
Hua Cheng was about to laugh again, while Feng Yang frowned and gritted his teeth silently.
Uncle Liu quickly caught a hold of Ban Yu, intending to take him away from there. “Let’s go, Young Master. This is not the Young Madam. Let’s go and get the cake, shall we? Or we’ll be late.”
Mainly, I won’t be able to stand it if you go crazy in front of so many people!
I don’t want to be ashamed, alright?!
The uncle spoke calmly, but he was obviously in a hurry.
Who knew that Ban Yu would be completely immovable? As soon as he heard that Feng Yang was not the future Young Madam, he seemed dejected one second and furious the next.
“You stupid thing! Can’t I even recognize my fiancée?! We can go to pick up the cake together! He appeared on my birthday, this is clearly heaven’s gift to me!”
Don’t you realize that this is a ‘boy’! ‘He’ is the same as ‘you’!
More sweat had appeared on Uncle Liu’s forehead, but this time, it was a cold sweat.
Feng Yang sighed, watching this never-ending nonsensical drama.
He smiled at Ban Yu as sincerely as he could and asked, “You say that I’m your fiancée, alright, I believe you. Then can I ask you, what’s my name?”
Ban Yu didn’t have to think twice about it and answered right away, “My surname is Ban. Since you are going to be my wife in the future, you will take up my surname. Your name is Baby, Ban Baby.”
Feng Yang cursed him in the depths of his heart: Ban Baby, your uncle!
He rubbed his forehead and tried to calm the fire in his heart. “You’d better take him away as soon as possible. I’m afraid I won’t be able to stop my hand from beating him if he’s still here.”
I also want to take him away! But I can’t move him!
Uncle Liu wanted to try to persuade Ban Yu again. But unexpectedly, when Feng Yang turned around and walked away, he also followed after him!
Uncle Liu was so scared that he hurried to catch up. “Eldest Young Master, Eldest Young Master! You’re walking in the wrong direction. The cake shop is over there, ah!”
“There’s no need to go there! I couldn’t even protect my fiancée before! What if I lose him again? Forget the cake!”
Feng Yang: “…” Your fucking fiancée!
Ban Yu stubbornly followed behind Feng Yang. If Feng Yang walked quickly, he would also walk quickly. If Feng Yang walked slowly, he would also walk slowly. In a word, he was never too far away from Feng Yang.
Feng Yang couldn’t beat him even if he wanted to.
It’s so suffocating.
They had almost reached the place where he had conducted his readings yesterday. Feng Yang finally couldn’t endure it anymore. He suddenly whirled, pulled Ban Yu to a spot where no one was around, and said, “What do you really want to do?”
Ban Yu was smiling with a face full of affection, and replied, “Baby, I know it’s my fault that I didn’t find you earlier, even after all this time. But I promise you, I will use the rest of my life to make up for it. Let’s go home.”
Ban Yu continued, “Look at the state you’re in. You can’t even take proper care of yourself without me. These clothes aren’t suitable for you to wear, and also, what’s with your messy hair? Didn’t you get a haircut? Do you know how distressed I feel seeing you like this?”
Feng Yang thumped his chest fiercely. “It’s none of your business! Get lost!”
Ban Yu sighed, “How can I go back without you?”
Calm down, me!!!
Feng Yang wanted to curse at him out loud, but he suddenly changed his mind.
He exhaled a long, drawn out sigh and said, “You want me to go back with you? Alright. You go and collect the cake first, and then go home and wait for me there. If you do this, I’ll come to your house tonight and spend your birthday with you, okay?”
Ban Yu thought for a moment. The gentle expression on his face shifted, and was replaced by a look which displayed both unyielding seriousness and dominance. “Fine, I’ll trust you again. But if you escape like you did the last time, you will only be able to spend the rest of your life in my bed. Remember, don’t test my patience!”
Feng Yang: “…”
Hmph, go quickly! If you don’t leave, my patience won’t last!
Ban Yu stared at Feng Yang for a long time before he turned around and left. He went to pick up the cake with his driver, Uncle Liu.
Feng Yang was so worried that he would get angry—once he realized that Feng Yang had tricked him—and come back to find him. So he changed locations and moved further away from yesterday’s spot to set up his fortune-telling shop. He picked a place where no one from the direction of the cake shop could see him.
Seeing that there were not many people here, Hua Cheng told Feng Yang in a tiny voice, “Prince, that person is so blessed!”
Feng Yang humped. “I would have beaten him up if he weren’t so blessed.”
Hua Cheng laughed in his peculiar way again. “Gaga gaga, he’s really brave enough to claim that you’re his fiancée, Prince. I was afraid that you would hit him just now. But he is so blessed. Why don’t you just go with him? If you can cure him, it would become a great merit. Imagine how much good karma you would obtain?!”
Feng Yang glanced back in the direction of the cake shop. “Do you think I don’t want to? But his illness is so troublesome. If I really try to cure him, I’m afraid that I will exhaust all my spiritual energy by the end of it. It’s not worth it.”
As soon as Hua Cheng heard Feng Yang’s explanation, he realized that it was indeed impossible, so he didn’t probe into the matter any further. He asked, “Should I shout now?”
Feng Yang said, “En.”
Hua Cheng shrieked again, as if on repeat: “Fortune-telling! Reading faces! Reading names! At no charge! Fortune-telling! Reading…”
However, even after shouting for a long time, there seemed to be no one who was interested in getting their fortunes read. At most, those passing-by only looked at Hua Cheng with curious eyes, but that was it.
Feng Yang was not in a hurry either. He went to the nearby aunt and bought a bottle of water for Hua Cheng. He unscrewed the cap, poured some water into it, and held it out for Hua Cheng, who drank from it while also looking at the crowd.
He didn’t know if it was just his imagination, but he felt that the sky was getting hotter all of a sudden.
Feng Yang also felt it. Originally, when they came out in the morning, there were many clouds drifting in the sky. The clouds were still there up until a moment ago. But now, there were no clouds in sight. The sky was a clear blue, as if the clouds had all been blown away. It was strange that the temperature had suddenly risen to be so hot, and that there was no wind around.
It seemed that it had happened after Ban Yu had left…
Feng Yang felt a little odd, but he also couldn’t believe it to be true. Ban Yu couldn’t really be a dragon, let alone a Crown Prince of the Dragon Clan, because he hadn’t sensed any dragon Qi in him.
Moreover, the real Crown Prince of the Dragon Clan was not named Ban Yu, and he had been an immortal for a long time. How could he appear in a mortal world like this? It’s stupid!
Maybe it was all just a coincidence.
Feng Yang called out to Hua Cheng, who was taking shelter in a tree nearby, “Let’s go. It’s so hot right now, no one has a mind to get their fortunes read. I’ll get myself a haircut, and we can come back after that.”
After some thought, he had to concede that his hairstyle was awful. It was not only a matter of length, but also of shape. The style was unknown!
In order to save money on haircuts, Little Feng Yang used to get his hair cut into the ‘fade’ style. It would take longer for his hair to grow between haircuts if he got it cut in this style.
After a while, Little Feng Yang had probably thought that it was better to keep his hair longer rather than maintain a short length like he had done previously, so he never cut it again. But now, his long hair didn’t look so good. It was very different from his waist length hair, from back when he was living in the Fengtai Mountains.
Feng Yang looked at the address on the membership card of the barbershop that he had gotten before, and then took Hua Cheng to the shop.
Maybe it was a good thing that it was the weekend, as there were many people inside the shop. Also, this place that the short-haired big sister—his customer from yesterday—worked at would not be cheap. The barbershop looked relatively high-end from the outside. It was just that Feng Yang’s outfit was really inappropriate for such a place.
As soon as he entered, the man who received him was stunned. He looked up and down at Feng Yang and asked in a rather cold tone, “Do you want to cut your hair? Simple trim, 3/8, 5/8, 7/8?”
Feng Yang took out the membership card and handed it over to him. “Let’s see how much can be cut with this.”
The receptionist flipped the card to distinguish whether it was legit, and then, feeling suspicious, he went to the counter to run it through their system. At first sight, there was an initial deposit of 66 yuan, so he said, “You can get the cheapest cut.”
Feng Yang naturally felt that he was not very welcome here because of his current appearance. Seeing this, he decided he would not come back to this kind of a place again, once he had spent the money on the card.
But it was such a good spot for fortune-telling, and there were several people around who looked like they were worth helping. So he said, “Then let’s go with the cheapest cut.”
The receptionist gestured his chin at one of the workers. “Xiao Ran, go and wash this guest’s hair.”
The small worker named Xiao Ran acted quickly and washed Feng Yang’s hair in no time. It was Feng Yang’s first time at this barbershop, so he obviously didn’t know who cut well. He just went over to a random barber and let him cut his hair.
Unexpectedly, when the man’s scissors were about to touch his hair:
Bang!!!
The door was kicked open loudly from the outside.
All the guests and workers subconsciously looked at the door, and saw that a tall and handsome man stood in the doorway, wearing gaudier and more ‘bling bling’ clothes that of the Tang Monk’s precious kasaya.
With a domineering look, he swept his gaze over all of the customers and workers, and finally paused when it fell on the rustically dressed little guest.
“I want to see who fucking dares to touch him! Isn’t it enough to have broken my baby’s dragon horn? Now you dare to point your scissors at him?”
The customers and workers: “???”
Feng Yang: “…”
Ban Yu, right?! You wait for me!
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Noks: Oh… I’ve started to love Ban Yu’s craziness already!!! He’s hilariously oblivious, which makes him so adorable (*´▽｀*)
Frozenmirage: Their hilarious love life will be started~~ 
He’s such an idiot?? I love him already
It just started, lol, and I love his hilarious thought too 😂
LMAO the ML in this novel is truly too unique!
Thanks for the chapter! 🙂
Aye, he’s so funny that you can’t help but laugh 😂
Our tacky dragon prince is here 😂❤
Gosh let me smack that dragon prince’s head once in your stead, Feng Yang 😔
Thanks for the chapter ❤
You’re welcome~~
No, you can’t stop him even after you hit his head 😂
Bang!!! ✧٩(•́ ^ •́๑) ✧ ”who dare touch my baby?
Feng Yang : (-ω-๑)*Σ (° Δ° ||): Random barber with scissors
Hua Cheng:ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)
The bling. I can’t even. What. Why?
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
isn’t it bcuz dragons supposely love to collect shiny things? 😅
You’re definitely correct. But I’m still horrified at how tacky he must look 😂😂
now u said it, lazy merchant ml try to be as lowkey as he can 😆
I always try to like, put myself in peoples situation when reading, see what I would have said. I’d have just been like “I’m not a dragon I’m a Phoenix, so you’re obviously mistaken”
He’s such a loveable idiot~ I pray for FY to have more patience….
Thanks for the chapter~ ( ^ ♡ ^ )/
Goes to show that Dragons really like shiny things lmao 😂
Thanks for the chapter! 😘
Kyaaaa my baby ML is so cute 🤣😂😂
Actually, BY liking bling makes perfect sense as dragon’s like shiny things….apparently !😂
Ahhhh… Banyu is really refreshing…
Reading this again. Gawd, crazy Ban Yu is so precious. He needs to be protected from the world! 😂
No one touch my wife hair!!!!
Me: thumbs up. That’s right! Don’t let this mortal cute your wife beautiful hair!!!
Oh God Ban Yu’s antics is definitely the highlight for this story lmao
Thank you for your translation!!
I can’t tell if he just saved the MC from a bad haircut or did his best impression of “what if we crossed don quixote with a yandere”
LMAO!!
🙊🙉🙈😂😂
Omg the laugh i let out at Ban baby 😭😭 I love Ban Yu already
why is he so hilarious, i can’t 😭