Edited by Noks
The group of people in Theatre 4 tried to watch the childlike-movie, but after a while, couldn’t stand it anymore.
Wang Wei: “Should I go and ask Feng Yang to change the movie ticket? It would be a pity if we can’t enjoy it and thus waste money, even if it is free for us. I don’t know how long the movie is. But no matter how short it is, it will be seventy or eighty minutes long.”
Zhou Xuan: “But won’t we end up disturbing them?”
Guan Jinfei: “Will that happen? Isn’t it only Brother Ban who has taken a liking to Feng Yang, but Feng Yang doesn’t reciprocate?”
Class monitor: “I… don’t think so. Feng Yang seems to have changed a lot since the suicide attempt. He doesn’t endure everything like he did before. If he doesn’t like Brother Ban, no one can force him to do otherwise.”
Wang Wei: “Class monitor, do you mean to say that Feng Yang is also interested in Brother Ban?”
Class monitor: “It’s just a feeling. I don’t know what the real situation is actually like.”
Guan Jinfei: “So, are we going or not?”
Zhou Xuan: “Why don’t we message Feng Yang first? Maybe he’s playing with his phone. It will save us a lot of time and trouble. If we go there all of a sudden, and in the case they’re a bit busy with something, we will be the ones who end up embarrassed.”
The others nodded in agreement with Zhou Xuan’s idea. Then, the class monitor sent Feng Yang a message.
—Class monitor: Feng Yang, are you watching Boonie Bears XXXXX?
Feng Yang was not watching the movie at this moment. He had opened the lid of the cake box and had placed the exquisite cake in between the two of them so that nothing funny would happen any further, and had then exited the screening hall.
As soon as he heard the phone ring, he looked at the message and replied— No, I’m choosing another movie. Give me a second, you can also change it to the one you want to watch.
Ban Yu had booked two VIP halls and had paid quite a bit of service fee. Moreover, they had just entered and the movie also had just begun playing.
So when Feng Yang asked the staff to change the movie, they did not object to it. Their attitudes towards such customers were obviously very friendly.
Even after looking at the list of movies being screened at the theatre for a while, Feng Yang could not find one he would have liked to watch. It just so happened that the class monitor sent a message in the group at that moment, asking if they could change the movie to “Lord of The Four Seas”.
Feng Yang told the staff that he would like the previous movie changed to “Lord of The Four Seas” for Theatre 4, and as for Theatre 6 where he and Ban Yu were seated, he was fine with letting the bear movie play on.
Upon seeing Feng Yang return, Ban Yu rubbed his back and hummed, “Didn’t you say you didn’t like this one? Why didn’t you change it?”
Feng Yang sat down, held Ban Yu’s sleeve and said lightly, “My boyfriend’s IQ is limited. I’m afraid he won’t understand if I get it changed to something else.”
When Ban Yu heard Feng Yang say ‘boyfriend’, the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose upwards. As for the words ‘limited IQ’ or something that had accompanied it, he decided to settle it later, after they went back home!
Since the screening time for “Lord of The Four Seas” was about 35 minutes longer than that of the bear movie, the screening in Theatre 6 finished first.
As Ban Yu had also promised to invite the others to the hot spring, Feng Yang decided to go to Theatre 4, and then leave for the next place on their list after the movie in that hall finished.
Ban Yu didn’t object to this, it wasn’t a big deal anyway.
However, it seemed that luck wasn’t on his side.
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Just as he and Feng Yang entered Theatre 4, he saw the male protagonist on the screen.
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Ban Yu became terribly furious!!!
Really? Dragon, what kind of dragon are you, what color is that? Laozi is gold!
Go counterattack! Go bang-bang back at him at least!
Ban Yu smacked at the armrest of the sofa rather fiercely, after which he pointed to the dragon on the screen and scolded, “Fool! Simply a disgrace to the name of dragons! Why can’t you beat a mere human?! Die! Just die! Don’t live anymore!”
The class monitor, Zhou Xuan, Wang Wei and Guan Jinfei: “???”
By this time, the hero had subdued the dragon and so stood on the dragon’s head, as if declaring his victory.
Ban Yu slapped at the armrest harder than the previous time.
“Are you actually an earthworm?! Are you even a dragon?! The dragon race is ashamed of you! You go to hell, now!”
The class monitor, Zhou Xuan, Wang Wei and Guan Jinfei: “…”
The male protagonist then stretched out his hands and used magic. A long chain appeared out of nowhere and encircled the dragon’s neck, becoming a leash. The man held the other end of the chain and commanded, “Go, find Princess Xianfeng.”
The dragon flew upwards, just like an obedient mount, and headed straight for the sea. A moment later, it brought the male protagonist to Princess Xianfeng.
The man held his hand out to the princess and said affectionately, “Xianfeng, I’ve finally found you!”
The princess plunged herself into the man’s arms, crying tears of happiness.
Ban Yu directly threw the fork that he had used to eat fruit. “Don’t watch anymore! Bad movie!!!”
The class monitor and Zhou Xuan were completely confused. The two of them looked at Feng Yang and asked silently: Has he… gone crazy again?
Guan Jinfei, who sat on the other side of Ban Yu, appeased him, “Brother Ban, this is just a movie. Don’t take it seriously.”
Wang Wei nodded and added, “Yes, that’s right, Brother Ban. That is not your third brother. Don’t worry, don’t be angry ah!”
Feng Yang: You might as well not say anything!
Sure enough, Ban Yu soon calmed down. However, the way he looked at Wang Wei was somewhat chilly.
Wang Wei thought his persuasion had been effective, so he felt glad Ban Yu’s episode didn’t continue.
But after they got into the car, while on the way to the hotspring, Ban Yu started driving so fast that it reached a speed of 160 mph, and that too when they were still in the bustling city!
The four brothers seated in the back seat got scared that they had to hug each other tightly in fear.
“Bro-brother Ban, you, you, you don’t have to drive so fast! Please? We are not in a hurry!”
Ban Yu replied with a smile, “You are not in a rush, but I am in a hurry.”
Guan Jinfei, who had experienced a car crash before, now felt so scared that he could faint at any moment.
This is the downtown area ah. Why are you driving so fast?!
Class monitor: “Brother Ban, why are you in a hurry?”
Ban Yu: “You single dogs won’t understand.”
Class monitor: “I…”
Damn! If you are driving, then just drive! There’s no need to launch a personal attack!
Feng Yang, who was sitting in the front passenger seat, saw Guan Jinfei’s pale face through the rearview mirror. Ignoring the people on the back seat, he put his hand on the hand of the person holding the steering wheel. “Drive slowly.”
This action was like a charm with a magical effect— Ban Yu released the accelerator immediately, allowing the car to decelerate gradually.
The four boys in the back seat heaved a sigh of relief at this.
A smile flashed across Ban Yu’s eyes, and from then on, he maintained a speed of 60 mph enroute to the destination.
Ban Yu parked the car in his exclusive parking space at the Four Seas Dragon Palace Hot Spring Resort, and then was warmly received by the lobby manager when he entered the lobby.
“Young Master, do you want to directly go to the hot spring or take a rest first? Else order something to eat?” The lobby manager had received a call from Liu Jianghe earlier on, so he knew that Ban Yu would bring guests with him. So everything from food to a room, along with the facilities required for relaxation had been prepared beforehand.
“Yang Yang and I will go to the hot spring first. What about you all?” Ban Yu asked Wang Wei and others. “If you are hungry, go to your rooms first and I’ll order food for you.”
“Let’s go to the hot spring? We’re not hungry yet,” said Guan Jinfei. This suggestion came about mainly because he had been frightened by the driving experience he had endured back in the car just now, and so he desperately needed to relax.
Class monitor: “I think that’s a good idea. Let’s take a bath quickly first and then enter the hot spring after that?”
“Alright /Good.” Zhou Xuan and Wang Wei showed no objection to this plan either.
Ban Yu told the lobby manager, “Give them the keycards for their room, charge everything to my account. These are Young Madam’s friends. You should treat them well.”
It was unknown what exactly Liu Jianghe had told the lobby manager, but there was no doubt displayed in his expression even after hearing ‘Young Madam’.
He nodded and answered, “Yes, Young Master.” Then, turned to the others and requested, “Please follow me.”
The class monitor seemed to want to say something to Feng Yang, but didn’t do so. He followed the lobby manager after Zhou Xuan.
Ban Yu led Feng Yang into an empty elevator. The second after the elevator door closed, he pressed Feng Yang against the wall and started kissing him fiercely!
Feng Yang did not resist. He opened his lips, thus giving Ban Yu’s tongue permission to enter, and then let it entangle with his, exchanging breaths as their lips and teeth clashed wantonly.
The two kissed really hard, without leaving even a bit of gap between their bodies. Then, Ban Yu encircled one hand around Feng Yang’s waist and pulled him even closer using slight force. Feng Yang did the same, not wanting to lose out to Ban Yu.
Ban Yu took Feng Yang to his own room while still maintaining a tight hold on his waist. But as soon as the kiss started becoming a little overwhelming, he stopped.
Ban Yu asked, “Where is your original body now?”
Feng Yang tried his best to calm his frantic breathing. “Inside the Xuanbing prison, what do you want with it?”
Ban Yu repressed his furious desire and said, “You have promised to be with me. I want to see the real you.”
Feng Yang looked straight into Ban Yu’s eyes. “I haven’t even seen your spiritual body yet. Don’t you think you’re asking for too much?”
Ban Yu smiled and moved from his position on top of Feng Yang’s body. He closed his eyes, and an ethereal figure slowly emerged from his body. This figure emitted a pale golden light, which illuminated their surroundings in a flash.
Feng Yang remembered that he had once asked Ban Yu about his original body’s appearance, and Ban Yu had said that he was much more handsome than his current body’s appearance.
At that time, Feng Yang just thought that this guy was quite confident. Now, he realized that Ban Yu had not exaggerated his words at all.
Ban Yu’s spiritual body also had waist-length hair, just like Feng Yang’s spiritual body did, but it was a very rare pale gold in color. His complexion was a little darker than his, and his stature was much stronger.
But the most striking thing about him was that pair of eyes, which could obviously make anyone go crazy. He had a pair of seductive peach blossom eyes which were curved slightly at their ends. When these eyes were coupled with a smile, well, no one would be able to escape being hooked by him!
“Why are you so quiet? Have you gone silly after seeing my body? Hmm?” Ban Yu pinched Feng Yang’s ear and grinned. “Do you like it?”
“Don’t think too much, I just like your clothes.” Ban Yu’s spiritual body was wearing a wide-sleeved robe which was moon-white in color. It was clearly quite a plain robe, but him wearing it made it seem as if everything around them had dimmed.
“So stubborn.” Ban Yu’s spiritual body floated to the side and sat down, and then hooked his fingers towards Feng Yang.
“What is it?” Feng Yang himself did not notice that he had also separated from Little Feng Yang’s mortal body, and was floating around in his spiritual body.
“Why did you put your body into the Xuanbing prison? Wouldn’t it have been better if you had used your own body to descend?”
Feng Yang replied, “The wound I suffered is too grievous. If I want to bring that body out, I will need to spend quite a lot of spiritual Qi to cure it, and that must be done within a short period of time immediately after leaving the divine world.”
Feng Yang looked at him and asked, “What about you? Are you okay right now? How can you be irritable at one moment and then become calm in the next?”
Ban Yu explained, “All of my primordial spirits haven’t been gathered together yet, so sometimes, it gets a little…”
Ban Yu hit his head with his hand. “It may get a little confusing sometimes, but it isn’t a big problem as long as I know that I want you and only you. Now, you go and get your body out. I’ll help you heal it.”
“…Let’s just forget about it for the time being. I will deal with it myself after my spiritual root has been restored.”
Once the door to Xuanbing prison opened and Feng Yuyan broke free, it would become troublesome for him. Feng Yang felt that he hadn’t locked those three people in long enough. He really didn’t want to open that door right now.
However, Ban Yu did not think so.
As Ban Yu lay on the side, he tilted his head to look at Feng Yang and said, “Baby, I have a secret, and it seems that I have never told you about this very important matter.”
Feng Yang asked, “What’s the secret?”
Ban Yu replied, “I… have counted it carefully, and… I seem to have been a bachelor for more than 300 years.”
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The author has something to say:
Ban Yu: I feel so miserable after telling Yang Yang the truth QAQ
Noks: Ban Yu is so shameless…
Frozenmirage: 300 years and his cherry will pop, this endurance 
Lol I was like what secret 🤦♀️🤣🤣
Thank you for the chapter ❤
Ikr expectations vs reality. I can throw out all my expectations from no own. 😅
now on*
Ban Yu be proud. You’re saving that for your Ban baby ah…
Thanks for the chapter~
300 years of being bachelor😂😂that is a bomb not a secret🤣🤣
300 year old bachelor 🤣🤣🤣 I wonder how Feng Yuan will react!
Thanks for the chapter~♡♡♡
SKXVISK BAN YU IS SO FREAKIN HILARIOUS I LOVE HIM XD
Thanks for the chapter! 🙂
I wonder if they’ll get to his body first, or if the other Phoenix elder people will.
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
So if 1 day equal 100 in the immortal world, then he’s in human years, a 30 year-old virgin? Lmaoo, no one really captured this silly dragon’s attention, huh?
Thanks for the chapter! 😘
Thx for the chapter 😘
…does that count as a secret? Pretty sure Ban baby is happy to be the first. Kekeke.
I never thought it was this kind of secret. 🤣