Heavenly WifeCh35 - Chicken Game

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In the case of the Rainbow Farm accident, Ban Yu had really thought that amnesia would be the best solution to avoid the embarrassment caused by the situation, as well as being the ideal excuse for leaving the farm immediately after.  0CcNoL

Anyway, Feng Yang had already seen him at his silliest, so no matter what, his image couldn’t get any worse than that. 

And it was in this way that he’d planned to gradually let Feng Yang get used to the changes in his behavior, while keeping up the pretense of having lost his memories.

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But that didn’t mean that the other person could easily bring up all his ‘stupid actions’ from before like this!

Ban Yu’s hand fondled Feng Yang’s waist, and he kissed him deeply, to the point where the both of them became breathless due to lack of oxygen. GxRMQ4

He said in a hoarse voice, “I will punish you if you dare to mention my past again!” 

Then he bit Feng Yang’s lips, and those pale pink lips turned into such an enticing shade of glossy-red that he wanted to taste them again.

“Hmph, what past? The one where you met a group of old ladies and thought that they were spider spirits? Or the night you held a branch and used it to remove the spider webs in order to destroy their den?” 

Feng Yang pulled away and freed himself from Ban Yu’s embrace. 

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He strode to the bathroom and said, “Oh! This Mr. Xianjun’s leg hair is so powerful ah, I’m afraid~”

Bang! 

The bathroom door closed.

Ban Yu grinded his teeth. “Little Feng Yang! Believe it or not, I won’t let you go to school!” MGSqz5

The sound of Feng Yang’s laughter came from the bathroom. “You better think about what you will eat for lunch instead!”

The main reason for which Feng Yang had returned home was to eat cicadas. He chose to not take a bath right now and instead just washed his face and hands quickly. Then, he had a savory lunch of crispy fried cicadas and some bread. 

Put crispy cicadas inside 2 slices of bread— Cicada sandwich, the signature dish for a phoenix!

Ban Yu also joined him for lunch with bread and milk in hand.  MhB6ie

Originally, there had been no food in Feng Yang’s house. The food items Ban Yu had bought from the supermarket just now were for Feng Yang to consume whenever he felt hungry.

They had mortal bodies now. Eating food was a must. 

Perhaps, it would be best for him to learn how to cook food as well…

Anyway, they had come to Earth and so had to adapt and live just like humans did.  nYGyba

A year in the human world was equivalent to a day in the immortal realm. He could gain enough experience on Earth and then return home, pretending as if nothing had happened.

Ban Yu had already thought about it. He would stay in the mortal world with Feng Yang from now on. 

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The little phoenix is almost his! He would be crazy if he returned home now!

Later, Feng Yang went back to school.  0tLcGS

Only then did he learn that the news about Ban Yu—the supermarket boss—being the uncle of a school tyrant had spread widely. 

The students who had previously dared to talk nonsense about his relationship with Ban Yu behind his back now chose to remain silent. They didn’t dare to say anything about them in case they provoked either of the two.  

At least on the surface it looked like no one dared. 

Many students in the canteen had seen the scene where Ban Yu had taken both Ji Yuchen and Feng Yang away. As long as their brains functioned properly, no one would create any trouble for him or even openly provoke him about his ‘sexuality.’ aFQPi7

Although Feng Yang didn’t expect for a situation like this to take place, he also considered that it was good that it had already happened, at least this way he wouldn’t have to hear any rumors starring them again.

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There had been too many students in the canteen earlier, and all of them belonged to various different classes in the school. Of course, his buddies from the other classes had also heard about it.   

Some asked him directly, others either sent him messages or called him on the phone. All in all, their inquiries about this event upset him.

“Is the supermarket boss really your uncle?” asked the Vegetable Soup boy. k c6BQ

“Or else? Didn’t I tell you before that I would often go abroad to see my uncle? It’s him.” 

Ji Yuchen scrunched his face in disgust. “If it hadn’t been for my uncle, I would have beaten that boy up! Damn it!” 

I hate him!

“His name is Feng Yang…” They already knew that the person who had dared to call Ji Yuchen by the name ‘Shredded Potato’ was called Feng Yang, and he was one of the top students in second year Class 2.  ydY4iO

That kid wasn’t that tall when compared to them. To actually dare to pick a fight with a school tyrant in public… tsk tsk. 

Oh, they had also just learned that he was the one who had jumped off the school building a while ago.

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“My uncle is very protective of him. No one is allowed to trouble him. Or my mom’s going to pinch me like dough.” 

Ji Yuchen could already feel his neck twinge in pain at the mere thought of it. 9TvQBo

Whenever his mother got angry at him, she would pinch the back of his neck and then say that this punishment was a good way to prevent cervical spondylosis!

But, even if his mother didn’t punish him, he would never dare to be on bad terms with Ban Yu. 

The Ban Family was a wealthy business family, and their wealth and business had been accumulated over the course of several generations. His family was no match for them. 

The Ji Family had begun as an ordinary but well-off family, and later, they had continued to develop and had only become better under the care of the Ban Family.  p1nOSX

Ji Yuchen still knew about gratitude. Not to mention the fact that Ban Yu had taken good care of him since he was a child.

Right now, he was curious about what Feng Yang had done to make his uncle favor him to the extent he did.

Even if it wasn’t good for a junior to meddle with ‘an elder’s’ business, he couldn’t understand how his uncle, who had recently been behaving strangely, had gotten so close to Feng Yang.   

What if his uncle was just being tricked by that boy?  dUJgoA

His uncle was handsome and rich, but right now, he was also sick.

Ji Yuchen decided to observe Feng Yang more closely. Perhaps, the chance to figure out his true intentions towards his uncle would come faster than he had expected.  

Feng Yang had signed up to participate in the school sports competition as a representative of his class this time, so he would train with his friends in the afternoon. 

Ban Yu might also appear on the grounds, so Ji Yuchen didn’t want to waste this opportunity to understand more about Feng Yang’s relationship with his uncle. mUAKcM

Ji Yuchen was good at sports, so naturally he was also participating in the competition. After the afternoon self-study class began, the teachers let the students who had registered for the competition head outside for training.

Sure enough, Ji Yuchen could see Ban Yu heading towards the second-year training area from the supermarket’s direction with a box of mineral water.  

Before he could even walk halfway towards the field, Ji Yuchen stopped him. “Uncle, after this, can you bring one for my class too?”

“Go bring it yourself.” Hu4mzd

“Uncle, why are you so strange today? You have carried and brought water for that boy’s class, but I have to bring it myself.”

Ban Yu raised one of his eyebrows. “That class is my little wife’s class, but yours? Tell me, can these two things be the same?!”

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“… Fine. Where’s my little aunt?”

“He’s there, practicing sprinting. Why do you ask?” zt7TKa

Ji Yuchen smiled. “I just want to find him and challenge him!”

“You better not. There are so many people here. If you lose, your image as the school’s tyrant will be crushed.”

“Uncle, are you kidding me? Me, lose to a small boy like him?”

Hmph, Uncle, you better not stop me!  IHJpMA

Ban Yu didn’t stop him. And thus, Ji Yuchen strode confidently towards Feng Yang.

Feng Yang was standing silently on one side of the running field.  

In fact, he didn’t want to practice. He just wanted some exercise. 

Although he didn’t like it when his clothes became sticky and wet with sweat, he still needed to exercise.  fwNRQq

Ban Yu had been feeding him so properly these past few days that he felt a little heavy, and he wouldn’t be able to endure it if he became fat!

He focused his attention on the runway in front of him, and at the same time, wondered what it would be like to be with Ban Yu.

Before he had returned to class this afternoon, Ban Yu had told him that they would go back home together after school ended for the day.

But, in fact, as an immortal being, Ban Yu could go anywhere he wished on Earth at any time. So, unlocking an apartment door shouldn’t be a problem for him if he just wanted to come for a visit.   0XnpT8

But, to just let Ban Yu come and go so casually in and out of his own place, it felt somewhat like they were…too close.

Even if they had done ‘things only people who were more than just friends would do,’ the two of them hadn’t officially confirmed anything about their relationship yet.  

Perhaps, Ban Yu wasn’t even being serious whenever he remarked about him being his so-called fiancée…

Suddenly, a person entered his line of sight. Tda5oD

Feng Yang raised his head, only to see his new ‘nephew’ approaching him. 

“What’s the matter?”

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Ji Yuchen directly asked, “Do you want to race with me? The loser will have to honestly  answer any of the questions the winner asks.”

“But I’m not curious about you.” Ga9OLB

“You’re not, but I have something I need to know.”

“Haa… It’s useless, you won’t win anyway.”

Ji Yuchen: “…” 

Don’t pretend you can win against me that easily or you’ll get struck by lightning! J0FgdQ

Seeing him become upset, Feng Yang thought that he had bullied him enough. 

He said, “How about this? If I lose, I’ll answer your question. But if you lose, you have to treat my classmates to some chocolates. It shouldn’t be hard for you.”

Ji Yuchen’s family’s conditions were good enough. How hard would it be to buy chocolates for them? 

“Fine.” 4M2rCi

Feng Yang casually combed his hair back with his fingers and rolled up his sleeves. 

“Guan Jinfei? Help us with shouting ‘Start’.”

Guan Jinfei was on the relay team and was practicing not too far away from Feng Yang. Knowing what all of this was about, he just nodded and smiled. “Okay. Are you ready?”

After Feng Yang and Ji Yuchen were in position at the starting line, they both nodded at the same time. The students surrounding them had noticed that they were about to compete in a sprint race, and so focused their attention on these two. YgAHc9

Guan Jinfei shouted, “One, two, three— go!”

The two figures ran as fast as shooting arrows. 

In the beginning, Ji Yuchen and Feng Yang both covered a similar amount of distance, but the further they ran, the faster Feng Yang became. At the 50-meter point, Ji Yuchen fell behind Feng Yang by one meter and it stayed that way until the end. 

Although it was just a one-meter gap, in everyone’s opinion, Feng Yang’s explosive power while sprinting was really very good! He had won against Ji Yuchen! tSOZLM

Guan Jinfei and Zhou Xuan were surprised, and then they shouted in excitement, “Damn! Feng Yang! Your skill is not bad! Good job!”

The class monitor brought over a bottle of mineral water and looked at Feng Yang with admiration. “Weren’t you running too fast?”

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Ji Yuchen, who had lost and was left out: “…” 

I want to cry! I don’t want to talk to you guys for some time! 7O1tas

Vegetable Soup boy quickly came over and patted his shoulder. “He is not human if he could run faster than you. Stop fighting with him, let’s go.”

Feng Yang smiled and took the bottle of water from the class monitor. He turned to Ji Yuchen, who looked as angry as a pufferfish, and said, “You should have listened to your Uncle earlier.”

Ji Yuchen glanced at his friends before whispering to Feng Yang, “I know, Aunt!”

“Poof!!” Feng Yang choked. “Cough, cough, cough…” ok41mt

The class monitor and Wang Wei, who were standing near him, stifled their laughs.

Later, after the evening self-study class had ended, Ban Yu went home with Feng Yang. 

Feng Yang changed into comfy clothes, while Ban Yu took his dirty uniform and washed it. It was not the kind of washing that is done with either the hands or a washing machine, he instead used a restoration spell, so that the uniform was simply cleaned of all dirt and grime and looked as good as new.

Ban Yu also mopped the floor and heated a cup of milk for Feng Yang. wQ5l 1

Since the death of his mother, Feng Yang had only had Hua Cheng to accompany him as his most trusted person and life companion. 

Although Hua Cheng also took care of him sincerely, he was still small after all. There were a lot of things that he would need to do on his own. 

The feeling of being taken care of by another person so well was somewhat…

“You really don’t want to go back?” Feng Yang asked Ban Yu, who was sitting on the sofa, and looked at the bag beside him.  EdNnyT

What the hell is this, you even brought your own toiletries?!

“No, I will stay here. Anyway, do you know the ‘chicken game’?” 

“No.” Feng Yang asked, “You know it?”

“Me neither. I didn’t play this kind of game very much when I was abroad. But today, I overheard many students talking about the ‘chicken game.’ It seems quite interesting. So, I searched for it on my phone and found a chicken-related game. You want to see it?” SdBZOJ

“Sure.”

Ban Yu then opened the game app and showed it to Feng Yang. He poured a bowl of chicken feed to the fat little chicken on the phone screen who looked so hungry that it had laid flat on the ground and cried.

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Feng Yang: “…”

He felt that the ‘chicken game’ his fellow students occasionally mentioned  wasn’t referring to this one… 1PdeBV


The ‘Chicken Game’ mentioned in this chapter is actually PUBG...

Translator's Note

Cervical spondylosis is a chronic degenerative condition of the cervical spine that affects the vertebral bodies and intervertebral disks of the neck (in the form of, for example, disk herniation and spur formation), as well as the contents of the spinal canal (nerve roots and/or spinal cord).

Translator's Note

Literally, ‘’ means ‘eat chicken’ in Chinese. But recently, it has extended meaning as an online buzzword — referring the popular game 绝地求生:大逃杀 or PlayerUnknown’s BattleGrounds (PUBG). ‘’ is the abbreviation of ‘大吉大利,晚上吃’ which means ‘Winner, winner, chicken dinner’. It is a slogan of the system when you win the game.

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10 comments

  1. what about the chicken game? the one that you took care of your cute chicken until…

    thank you for the chapter!

  2. Lol BY trying to play cool but his past self was so embarrassing it’s pretty much unbearable 😂

    Thanks for the great translation ♥️

  3. Asdfghjkl… Feng Yang is stuck as the aunt for reals now. 😂

    Ban Yu and his crazy past is too funny. But I really miss that crazy BanYu.

    I’m ready for them to go back to the heavenly realm so they can get married…oh, but then their human friends. 😔

  4. Remember kids, communication is the most important thing in any relationship.

    FY: I don’t even know if he is serious about having a relationship…

    BY: I am going to raise the prettiest Phoenix! He is mine now.