Heavenly WifeCh34 - Anger—A Cover for Shame

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In fact, dressed in formal attire like this made Ban Yu look much more attractive, but Feng Yang wouldn’t admit to something like this.   dLq58

But, for Ji Yuchen, the sudden appearance of a ‘dressed-up’ Ban Yu terribly frightened him!

And why were these two so familiar with each other? 

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This person in front of him wasn’t speaking like a high school student would to a stranger at all!

And his uncle was also a little bit… 3xmKQA

Ji Yuchen felt that the words coming out of Feng Yang’s mouth were a little bit coquettish, despite the fact that he had uttered them with a cold face. 

Did he have some other intentions towards his uncle? 

Suddenly, Ji Yuchen felt the urge to admonish Feng Yang on the spot. 

But the school ground was full of students right now, so he couldn’t. 

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At least for now, he had to hold it in. So worrying!

“Uncle, where are we going?” Ji Yuchen couldn’t help but ask loudly. 

Ban Yu showing up at school proved that his uncle had recovered from his illness, or else his family would have prevented him from going anywhere. 

But, why did he still think that his uncle was acting a bit weird?  aCqZN3

Moreover, he was the nephew! 

Why did his uncle walk side-by-side with that boy and leave him so far behind?!

“I must take Yangyang back so that he can wash up. He also hasn’t eaten anything, so I need to get him something to eat.” 

Ban Yu turned around and asked Feng Yang, “Let’s go back to your place? It’s closer than my house.” tYu3wr

“Why go back to my place?” 

Feng Yang looked speechless. “And why should I wash up? The one who should clean up is him, right?”

“Yes! With this mess on my clothes, I’m the one who needs a bath, Uncle!” 

Ji Yuchen became angry. “And Uncle, who the hell is he?”  BfZayP

Why do I feel like you treasure him a lot?!

Ji Yuchen could be called a distant relative of Ban Yu’s. He was the son of Ban Yu’s cousin. 

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Ban Yu’s cousin and his mother, Wang Danya, were about the same age, and so had a sisterly relationship. Because of this, Ban Yu and Ji Yuchen grew up together and had a good bond from childhood. 

So, even though they were actually uncle and nephew, they were more like brothers. Ji Yuchen used to visit his uncle often when he lived abroad. QJljSB

However, after Ban Yu’s accident, and with his body needing careful recuperation, the time they spent together became less. 

“Well, because you’re my nephew, I won’t hide it from you.” 

Ban Yu smiled meaningfully and dropped the bomb. “He is your future aunt.”

“W-what? H-he’s what?”  Cld2 I

Ji Yuchen dug his ears and thought he had heard something he shouldn’t have heard! 

So the truth ishis uncle is still sick!

“He’s your future aunt. Yangyang is my fiancée.” 

Ban Yu looked at Feng Yang with an indulgent expression and asked, “What do you want to eat for lunch?” jg Bxh

“What do I want to eat? I want to eat that, but didn’t you say that they were not fried well, so you wouldn’t give them to me?” 

At the thought of his breakfast that had been devoid of fried cicadas, Feng Yang felt a little unsatisfied. But he still went along with the flow of their conversation, purely to enjoy Ji Yuchen’s somewhat confused expression.

“Not in the morning, but you can eat that at noon. I’ll make them for you in a minute if you want. But promise me that you will wash well after we go back.” 

Ban Yu glared at Ji Yuchen. “Ji Yuchen’s body is so dirty. He just grabbed you. That’s right, did he just scratch you? Let me take a look.” MZU8JC

“It’s alright. I’m fine. Do you think he can hurt me?” 

It’s already good that I didn’t beat him to death!

“That’s good. I—”

Ji Yuchen, who had been standing on the sidelines until now, suddenly ran a distance away from them and fished his phone out to make a call.   lijC N

He called Ban Yu’s mother. 

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What shocking news, right?!

Fcfzqfmafvis, Qjcu Gjcsj jcrkfgfv klat j mjiw abcf.  CzF4Md

“Pr atf qfgrbc ktb sbeg Fcmif rjlv lr tlr oljcmff mjiifv ‘Mfcu Tjcu’?”

Ji Yuchen froze. “I do not know ah, Uncle just called him ‘Yangyang’.”

“Oh, it’s fine then. He knows what to do.”

Ji Yuchen became even more confused. “No, Auntie, is this really alright? I didn’t see Uncle Liu around, in case—” mj3F4g

“It’s okay, your Aunt will look after your Uncle.”

Ji Yuchen: “…” 

Someone please wake me up from this dream!!!

What Ji Yuchen didn’t know was that before Ban Yu came to school, he had already met his ‘parents’ and hypnotized them.  HWV374

Now all the people in his house had accepted Feng Yang as his future wife, including all the servants.

Feng Yang also didn’t know about this matter of hypnotizing people. 

However, even if he found out, it wouldn’t matter much. Because the things he wanted to do and the things he did, he didn’t need anyone to evaluate them, nor did he welcome any interference from others, so he wouldn’t do that to others. 

The most important thing was that he wanted to eat cicadas at noon! 95MpLB

The three of them finally arrived at the parking lot. 

Just as Ji Yuchen was about to get in the car, Ban Yu stopped him. 

“You are dirty and smell bad. What will you do if you make your aunt uncomfortable? You better walk by yourself.”

Ji Yuchen: “…”  i2c0jd

Uncle, you!!! 

He humped and said, “Then I’m not going! I’ll find another place to wash up!”

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I don’t want to see you two throwing dog food at me again!

Ban Yu smiled. “That’s better. You’re so good at reading the situation. If you didn’t say it yourself, I would have needed to find a reason to send you away.” esMpOk

Ji Yuchen: “…” 

Uncle, are you really doing this to me?! Where should I put my face?

Feng Yang, who had just sat down, suddenly laughed upon hearing their conversation. 

“Oh, where is Uncle Liu? He’s not here, then who’s driving?” I5Chjc

Feng Yang got out from the car, then found that Ban Yu had opened the door of the passenger seat for him. 

“I’ll drive.”

Seeing that Ban Yu’s behaviour had been a lot more normal as of late, Feng Yang didn’t object. Anyway, even if something really happened on the road, he could avoid it in time.

Ban Yu drove very steadily, with a speed that was neither too slow nor too fast.  6jb7st

Feng Yang, who sat in the passenger seat, turned sideways. With his left elbow propped on the window frame and his palm supporting his cheek, he looked at Ban Yu. 

Ban Yu’s clothes today were so eye-catching, he looked much more handsome than his cheap shredded-potato nephew.

In fact, he was indeed handsome, but with the way he usually dressed, in shiny and sparkly clothes from head to toe, he looked like an idiotic person. 

The one who was driving right now, tsk, looked like an elite, intellectual man. fiUx0K

Feng Yang unconsciously licked his lips, feeling that his mouth was somewhat dry.

“If you look at me like that, it’ll become hard.” 

Ban Yu’s right hand gripped the steering wheel, while his left hand reached out and slightly pinched Feng Yang’s cheek.

“What do you originally look like? Is it the same as you do now?” Feng Yang suddenly asked. WsjecT

“Of course not. I’m much more handsome than my current appearance. I’ll show you one day.” 

Ban Yu added, “Guaranteed, it’ll make you satisfied.”

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“That’s what you said. If I’m not satisfied, I’ll definitely return you.” 

Feng Yang gently tapped the back of Ban Yu’s hand that rested on his face. Originally, he’d wanted to slap off this dragon claw, but now he chose to tease the other party. 6MRKN7

Ban Yu suddenly stepped on the accelerator; in the blink of an eye, they arrived at Feng Yang’s place.

While walking through his building corridor, a particular smell entered Feng Yang’s nose. He was certain that when he’d left for school in the morning, he hadn’t smelt something like this.

Noticing the change in Feng Yang, Ban Yu smiled. 

“You smell it? Go inside and take a look.” tioTv

Feng Yang fished the key from his bag and opened the door. 

As soon as he walked in, a ceiling-high moon sycamore tree greeted him in the living room. 

This sycamore tree was named as such because its trunk was shaped like a crescent, and from time to time, it would exude a particularly light fragrance. 

Its stem and branches were jade-colored, and looked indescribably moist and shiny.  6GTgLW

Of course, this was the original appearance of the tree. Ordinary people would see it as a common sycamore tree, because Ban Yu had set up a camouflaging spell.

This kind of tree, even the Feng Clan only had one in the entire Fengtai Mountain. 

That tree had belonged to his mother. 

She’d given him one when she was alive; but later, that Feng Yuyan had snatched it from him to please his new wife.  8ljBqE

At that time, he was still young and could not fight. In his anger, he’d directly burned the tree with fire.

How long ago was that?

Feng Yang was in a trance.

All of a sudden, Ban Yu wrapped his arm around Feng Yang’s waist from behind.  qH8 na

“What are you thinking about? You don’t like it?”

Feng Yang shook his head. “Where did you get it from? This tree does not exist on earth.”

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Ban Yu put his chin on his shoulder and said, “Panlong Mountain. Unfortunately, this place is too small. Otherwise, I would have given you a whole garden.” 

After saying this, Ban Yu took a deep sniff of the temptingly fair and slender neck in front of him. “Yangyang, you really can seduce me all the time.” 71SF3j

Confused, Feng Yang turned his head and met Ban Yu’s eyes. “Is that so?”

Ban Yu only gave a faint smile, while his bright eyes seemed to say, What do you think?

Feng Yang closed the distance between them and kissed Ban Yu’s lips without thinking.

Doing this kind of thing for the first and second time was difficult, but, after the third and fourth time, it seemed that Feng Yang had gotten used to it.  8ReFy9

There was no need to freak out anymore. 

He turned around to get into a better position and wrapped his arms around the other’s waist, then took the initiative to insert his tongue into Ban Yu’s mouth. 

Ban Yu instantly responded in kind to Feng Yang’s initiative, albeit slightly roughly. At the same time, he continued to release spiritual Qi into Feng Yang to treat his spiritual roots.

Feng Yang’s spiritual roots began to heat up, and both of them felt comfortably drunk on kisses.  tAR7ov

The two became hotter and hotter, and Ban Yu couldn’t help but start to move his lips down to his neck. Feng Yang didn’t refuse and raised his head to the other side to give him better access.

However, at that very moment, a stupid phone suddenly chose to ring.

At first, Ban Yu and Feng Yang ignored it. But the phone rang again and again, disturbing them. 

Feng Yang pushed Ban Yu away and picked up the phone. KpSWqX

“Hello?” He was still a little short of breath.

“Hey, Feng Yang, why did you take so long to answer ah?” 

Zhou Xuan’s voice came through from the other side. “Are you alright? Are you coming back for lunch?”

“That, I’m sorry, I forgot to tell you. I’m not coming back for lunch; you should eat with everyone.”  UG7N4o

Feng Yang paused a moment and added, “Um, I’m fine, no need to worry.”

“That’s good if you’re fine. But, if there’s something, don’t hide it from us okay?” 

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Zhou Xuan remembered how that day when he had had a family matter, Feng Yang had sat next to him and his mood had become better. Although it was just a gesture of offering comfort in silence, he would never forget it.

“En, I know.” RdwjFx

Feng Yang hung up the phone and turned around, only to find that Ban Yu had disappeared. 

The sound of water came from the kitchen. Feng Yang walked over to take a look and saw Ban Yu washing cicadas. 

Feng Yang had no idea how he had gotten these cicadas, but they were fat and big. Others might get goosebumps at the sight of these things. 

Rushing over, he poked one of them. “Where did you get these from?” kW5Eup

“They’re from Panlong Mountain too.”

Feng Yang raised his head and looked at him. “You can go back?”

“No, not yet.”

Subconsciously, Feng Yang felt relieved after hearing Ban Yu’s answer. “But since you could get these cicadas and that tree from Panlong Mountain, can you open the portal to the divine world?” C1ViLj

Otherwise, how could Ban Yu have gotten these things in such a short time? 

No, it could also be done if he had a Qiankun bag and had stuffed it in advance!

Ban Yu suddenly smiled. 

“I can open the door to the immortal world. But my little fiancée is still on earth. So, how can I leave him alone?”  mwhqJo

As he was saying this, Ban Yu moved closer and wrapped Feng Yang in his arms, again, from behind. “Don’t you think so, hm?”

Feng Yang: “…”

Feng Yang’s ear reddened because Ban Yu’s hot breath kept blowing on it from behind. He pushed the man with his elbow and said, “En, en. Just fry them well ah! Don’t make a fuss!”

Ban Yu just smiled and let him go.  uGH5 v

“Go, just wait for it to be done. I’ll call you later.”

“Good.” Feng Yang only took a few steps before he turned back. “Then, what will you eat for lunch?”

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“Can I eat phoenix meat?”

Feng Yang looked around and spotted a familiar elastic ball; he picked it up and threw it at Ban Yu angrily.  18iPQb

The latter didn’t avoid it. 

The elastic ball bounced on his body and fell down. It began to sing again.

Like~~ a~~ sea~~ weed~~ 

sea~~ weed~~ sea~~ weed~~  IpFWky

sway~~ ing~~ in~~ the~~ wind…

The elastic ball was singing in a tone that was weaker than an old lady in her eighties.

Feng Yang picked up the ball and laughed. 

“Ban Yu, your dragon pearl is dead.” GnVtMv

Ban Yu played dumb. “What dragon pearl? Did I ever give you one?”

Feng Yang smirked. 

“Oh, really? But someone very similar to you gave me this and said it would protect me in his stead. Also, he said that if I’m ever in danger, I should call out his name with it so he can come and help me.”

Ban Yu: “…”  T3haC

Not me! I don’t know him at all! 

I don’t remember, so I never did that!

Ban Yu washed and strained the cicadas quickly, then marinated them in white powder, before frying them.

Sizzling… ylH5AJ

Feng Yang squinted his eyes. 

The powder Ban Yu used to marinate the cicadas was silver-white in color, but after being fried, the cicadas turned golden. 

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Sure enough, his claims of being a golden dragon and Mo Ting Xianjun were just false. 

He took one of the fried cicadas and bit into it.  KRr9zP

My god, it’s so crunchy and delicious!

“Baby, is it tasty?”

“It’s so tasty!” 

He picked another one and asked, “Hey, Ban Yu, in fact… You remember all the previous matters, right? That time in Rainbow Farm, you should remember everything and not have forgotten what happened. You’re just embarrassed to admit it.” IGlbCi

Ban Yu was so angry from embarrassment that he put down the basin in his hand and covered the chattering mouth with his own! 

Little cutie, you need to be punished!


Hello everyone, long time no see and sorry for the long wait. You miss me? lolol
Because of some family matters I took a break and in the past 2 weeks I didn’t post anything :blobcry:, but chill, we’ll start our usual release schedule for 1 chapter on Sunday. Thank you :googleblueheart: neVtKH

Translator's Note

Translator's Note

Really, the raws said trunk and not leaves :blobdizzy:

Translator's Note

A Qiankun bag (乾坤袋, Qiánkūn dài) is a pouch that is able to hold more things than it appears to be able to carry. It’s used by cultivators to carry large items.

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16 comments

  1. THIS IS SO CUUTEEE!! And HAH! Ban Yu, you can’t hide from all the embarrassing af things you did forever~

    Thanks for the chapter! 🙂

  2. Feng Yang still doesn’t believe him?🤔

    I finally knew why Ban Yu’s family accepted Feng Yang so easily!😀

    Thank you for the chapter!😊

  3. Such a cute chappie!!!

    And yes we did miss you. Hopefully you and your family are fine and it’s good to take breaks once in a while. Welcome back!

    ( ノ ◕ ヮ ◕ ) ノ *: ・゚ ✧

  4. Welcome back!

    Glad you could take a break. 🙂

    Thank you for updating. Things a getting pretty spicy.

  5. I’m so happy they’re progressing. Haha BY just accept your silly adorable past. It got you a sexy Phoenix fiancé no?

    Thanks for the great translation ♥️

  6. inhale AAAAHHHH!!!

    I was waiting for this~

    The dragon pearl. I die. Honestly, I miss the crazy funny Ban Yu. Kekekeke.

    Thank you so much for the update, and I hope everything is settled or at least better on your side.