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“Is it delicious?” asked Ban Yu.

“En. Delicious!” Feng Yang said this while unconsciously licking his lips. Feeling a little embarrassed, he added, “That… Um, thank you.”

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“Why are you being so polite with me? We are a couple, and what’s mine is yours. Besides, you are mine. Isn’t it natural for me to feed you?”

“…” Don’t think I won’t dare to beat you after I finish this food! TWQLBm

Feng Yang rolled his eyes and couldn’t help but put the oily spoon in his mouth. Even though it was a big bucket of cicadas, he still felt that it wasn’t enough.

It’s so delicious!

Feng Yang’s lips, which were originally light pink in color, were currently smeared with a thin layer of oil. After he licked them, they looked more and more like jelly. Ban Yu’s mind wandered to the time he had tasted those lips inside the car. Really, their sweet taste was unforgettable.

Cough, I should have left some water for myself!

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Ban Yu’s throat became a bit dry and he coughed lightly. He couldn’t help but scrutinize Feng Yang’s appearance carefully. 

Of course, what he was looking at right now wasn’t Feng Yang’s mortal body, but his soul. When this person wasn’t angry or when his emotions weren’t fluctuating, his soul was stable and could be seen clearly by a high-level immortal like him.

There was a saying that the most handsome of the four mythical creatures were the males of the Dragon Clan. However, in terms of beauty, it was not the female dragon nor the female phoenix that was revered, but the males of the Phoenix Clan.

Perhaps this was because male birds and fish were more colorful than their female counterparts ylGjoE

In any case, any male phoenix of the Phoenix Clan was beautiful. Feng Yang’s long, fiery red hair made his white skin appear like yangzhi white jade. His facial features were not as sharp as those of westerners, but they reflected his oriental beauty perfectly. When he smiled, two small dimples would appear on his cheeks. 

Ban Yu had lived for more than 300 years and had never seen someone with such a unique appearance. He was so beautiful that everyone who saw him would want to take possession of him with just a glance.

At this moment, Feng Yang was licking the spoon and looking down at the last cicada at the bottom of the bucket. It seemed that he was reluctant to eat the last one. Maybe he could scrape off the oil on it? But it would be embarrassing if he did so.

Feng Yang’s face flickered with annoyance. His eyelashes were long and thick, and from the side, looked like a row of small feather fans. They fluttered gently, like the wings of a butterfly in flight. 6oD2fQ

Ban Yu gently touched those tempting eyelashes and said, “Eat it quickly or it won’t be crispy anymore.”

Feng Yang subconsciously backed away. “If I eat this one, it’ll be gone! What’s more, don’t start touching me!”

“There are others on the school grounds. Isn’t it more inappropriate if I used my mouth instead?”

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Ban Yu smiled. “If you want to eat, I can give you crispy fried cicadas every day.”

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Of course I know that you will! The problem is that then I will owe you more and more! Then all my curses and angry words will be in vain!

The sentence, “No, I’ll find a way to buy it myself,” rolled around in Feng Yang’s mouth for a minute, but he found that he couldn’t say it. vAXlap

I despise myself! 

There was a saying—when you get favours from someone, it’s hard to speak out against them—since you couldn’t just eat the food they gave you for granted!

“Do you need more warm water? I still have warm water in the supermarket. If you want to drink, you can also go sit down there for a while. My newly purchased sofa is much more comfortable than the original one,” said Ban Yu.

“No. I need to get back to class.” Feng Yang felt that the pit that Ban Yu had dug for him this time was too deep for him to climb out of for at least three days. He couldn’t fall any deeper. YjCFut

“Alright. Then don’t study too hard and rest properly, lest you be tired.” Ban Yu grinned. “But it’s fine. It’s not that your husband can’t raise you. Go.”

“I said that we’re not… Ah, forget it.” Feng Yang sighed. “Go back to the supermarket. I’ll take the paper bucket. Thank you for the meal.”

He could take it back to class, smell it, and then throw it away in the afternoon. Perfect!

Feng Yang walked away while holding an empty bucket. He was clearly in a good mood. Perhaps it was because he had rarely gotten a chance to eat a good meal after coming to the mortal world. IO7Qek

When going up the steps, Feng Yang felt that someone was looking at him, so he turned around and looked back. He found that Ban Yu was still standing in the same spot, looking at him. He stood silently, like a stone statue. His eyes were so affectionate that Feng Yang doubted for a second whether this person was the same madman Ban Yu.

Hua Cheng, who had just sold Feng Yang out, didn’t dare to remain behind with Ban Yu. He flew back to the class with Feng Yang.

However, after entering the class, Feng Yang couldn’t focus on the lesson. He lay on the table; his head filled with images of crispy fried cicadas.

Ding~ zMuIaX

A message notification sounded from his mobile phone.

Bai Chen had messaged Feng Yang very excitedly to tell him that the result of their ‘coming-out’ to their families about their relationship had been successful!

Feng Yang: So it seems that I should have no problems staying there tonight?

Bai Chen: No problem, no problem! You come! I’m inviting you to dinner! If it’s convenient for you, please bring your friend as wellthe one who gave us wooden beads last time. 8I2YcM

Feng Yang looked at the paper bucket and replied,It depends on the situation.”

Although Bai Chen and Wei Dongyu’s success in coming out of the closet was mostly due to the merits from the wooden beadsthe ones that Ban Yu had given themacting in their favor, Feng Yang thought that since this person would talk randomly and shamelessly as long as he wasn’t at school, it would be troublesome. 

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At last, Feng Yang decided not to invite Ban Yu. He asked for leave from the evening’s self-study class, grabbed a taxi, and went to the hotel to pick up his things. He then took another taxi and headed to Bai Chen’s house.

Bai Chen and Wei Dongyu were already there. The excitement from their success in coming out of the closet was obviously still not over. When Feng Yang saw them, they still had that silly and irrepressible smile on their faces.  NUO4mf

Bai Chen said, “Our coming-out day was unexpectedly smooth. Thank you so much, Feng Yang. What would you like to eat, seafood, western-style steak, or Japanese food? It’s up to you! I’ll get whatever you say you want to eat!”

“I’ve eaten my dinner. You’re welcome, and don’t be that polite with me. If it’s convenient, I’d like to sleep first.”

Wei Dongyu said, “Don’t sleep yet. We will arrange a meal for you today.”

“No, just save it for another day. I’ll tell you what I want to eat later. Besides, I suggest that you both don’t go out tonight. “ FMINsp

Bai Chen asked, “Why?”

“It’s easy to go from being extremely happy to being extremely sad. Just stay at home, wait till dawn before you go out.”

Bai Chen and Wei Dongyu stared at each other and chose to believe Feng Yang’s words. Besides, his advice to them was about sadness and joy. Even if Feng Yang had said that money would fall from the sky tomorrow, they would have believed it.

Bai Chen voiced their agreement, “Alright. Then, let’s save the meal for another day. You can stay here tonight. I’ve packed up all the rooms, but I haven’t cleaned up the master bedroom yet. I’ll help you clean up that room after I come back from work tomorrow. What else is missing? You can tell me, I’ll make up for it later.” zJVRS

“No, it’s fine like this.”

Bai Chen’s house had 2 bedrooms and 2 open spaces, along with a free-to-use area of about 70 square meters. It was quite good and spacious for a person to live alone in. However, seeing how neat the space was and how basic the decorations were, it was obvious that Bai Chen didn’t usually stay here. After work, when the sky had turned dark, he would walk to the ‘secret door’ and stay in Wei Dongyu’s house.

Feng Yang put his things in the second bedroom and decided to sleep there for the time being.

Before leaving, Bai Chen said, “Then you rest early, we won’t delay you from sleeping.” qPuydh

Feng Yang waved his hand. “Don’t forget to give me the rental contract to sign. Just rent me this place at the market price.”

Bai Chen said, “Sure, we’ll do that.”

The door closed and locked automatically. Feng Yang turned around inside the house, looking at this and that, and finally sat on the sofa.

Hua Cheng awkwardly flew towards Feng Yang and rubbed his palm with his head. He said humbly, “Prince, why do you seem to be in a bad mood?” ciUL7D

Feng Yang gave a cold hum. “If the person you trusted the most sold you to a certain someone, wouldn’t you be in a bad mood?!”

Hua Cheng quietly refuted, “But when you ate the crispy fried cicadas, you were very happy.”

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Feng Yang shook off Hua Cheng with his hand like he was dirt. “Go! Face the wall!”

Hua Cheng walked dejectedly to the nearest wall and stood facing it. sHZNSA

Feng Yang asked him, “What did Ban Yu tell you? Say it, you even told him that cicadas are my favorite.”

In fact, this wasn’t a big thing, but it wasn’t small either. He really liked cicadas, liked them very much. But if someone harbouring malice knew about his weakness, it would be troublesome.

Hua Cheng answered honestly, “Guye asked me what I like best, and I said crickets. Later, Guye said that if I told him what you like best, he would buy me crickets.”

Feng Yang picked up a candy from the fruit tray and threw it at Hua Cheng. “Just a few crickets made you sell your Master to him?” S1A98Q

Hua Cheng grieved bitterly, “The problem is, it’s not just a few crickets. Guye said he’ll buy me a sack! A sackful of them!”

Feng Yang asked, “Where is your sack of crickets? I don’t remember you going to see him again this afternoon.”

Speaking of this, Hua Cheng got angry and jumped around with his chubby little body. His feathers rose as if he was going to explode. “Guye said payment will be done in installments! One cricket a day! Ah, believe me! I’m so angry!”

“Pffttt! Ha ha ha ha ha… Alright, alright. You’ll get a sack someday.” 9NRXKs

Hua Cheng puffed his chest. “That’s right. At least I bowed down for a sack of crickets. But Master, just a paper bucket of cicadas already hooked you right up. Hmph~”

Haha, alright, I’m not as good as you.

Speaking of which, it had been more than half a month since Feng Yang had descended to the human world. It seemed that he had done nothing much to further his plan to ascend. Spiritual Qi? Needless to say, he couldn’t absorb much from this world, and most of his stored Qi had been used up. 

As for his merits and virtues, the collection of these things were even more irregular. It had been much better when he first came to the mortal world, but after meeting Ban Yu, it had started fluctuating upwards or downwards, depending on how he dealt with Ban Yu’s drama. If he simply kept following this rhythm, he wouldn’t be able to ascend in a thousand years. GASzNR

Should he cure Ban Yu first? Although it would cost a lot of spiritual Qi, if Ban Yu could return to ‘normal,’ perhaps they could work together to find a way to ascend.

Hua Cheng probably sensed Feng Yang’s thoughts and turned around from facing the wall. 

“Prince, to be honest, there is something I can’t help but think of.”

“Hm? What is it?” Feng Yang asked. NfOqTC

“You see, that time, you were kissed by Guye, and I can still smell his taste on you even now. So I think, why don’t you try dual cultivation with him? Once your spiritual roots have repaired, you can surely… Ouch!” Hua Cheng covered his head. “I’m just telling you the truth! No smack!”

“Stupid bird! Face the wall!” Feng Yang rose from the sofa, covered his red face, and turned around to go to the bathroom. He needed to take a bath.

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At the same time, when he closed the bathroom door, the two brothers next door were dual cultivating

The couple next door tried hard to repress their indescribable sounds, but the sounds still penetrated into Feng Yang’s ears clearly, and made his heartbeat accelerate.  pN1fIk

Soon after, Feng Yang was frightened to find that not only had his heartbeat accelerated, but the spiritual Qi in the Xianjue grass also suddenly began to flow out rapidly!

Translator's Note

Not all of them, but a certain number of male bird and fish species are more colorful than their females, because it’s important for their mating and also an intimidation display.

Translator's Note

羊脂白玉: sheep-fat white jade; a type of jade that, after polishing, looks as white as the suet of sheep; this white jade is considered to be the best and most expensive among all kinds of jade, because of its semi-transparent quality, smooth texture, and muted tones, and of course, its rarity.

Translator's Note

“Dual Cultivation” is essentially a couple cultivating together by having sex, and it’s related to the philosophy of Yin and Yang.

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13 comments

  1. 😂 the two were advised to stay at home till dawn 😆 the happiness must’ve given them so much energy 😂

    But wait, if the Xianjue grass’s spiritual energy is flowing out… won’t Feng Yan be loosing spiritual energy? 👀

    Thank you for translating 💐🙇‍♀️💕

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    Is Ban Yun really in love with Feng Yang?! It really seems like it. And Hua Cheng is so cute! 🥰

    The dual cultivation…😏

    Feng Yang, think carefully. And why does the Xianjue grass react to…that kind of cultivation? Not that I’m complaining…

  3. Wow Hua Cheng so sassy. Everything is conspiring against Feng Yang. 😅😅 Thanks