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The atmosphere in the farm became awkward and uncomfortable. Guan Jinfei, Zhou Xuan, and all the other people gathered here stood stiffly with their mouths wide open in an O-shape.
Feng Yang clenched his hands and tried to breathe deeply to calm himself.
“Feng-Feng Yang, are you ok?” Guan Jinfei looked at Feng Yang’s expression as he offered him a hand to help him stand up. It seemed like Feng Yang was the one who was impacted and affected more by what had happened just now.
“I’m fine.” Feng Yang subconsciously avoided Guan Jinfei’s hand. He was so angry that his body was boiling hot. It was not a temperature that humans would have. If anyone touched him right now, they would be shocked.
“Uh, just…” Wang Wei said stupidly, “It was not a kiss, alright! It was an accident! Yeah, it was just an accident!”
“Ah, that’s right. Boy, are you hurt?” Aunt Guan asked Ban Yu.
The others then remembered that Ban Yu had just been kicked by a horse. Right—a horse, not a dog. It was absolutely possible for a person to become seriously injured or to even be killed after being kicked by a horse. Feng Yang’s expression had caused everyone to worry about him first; in contrast, Ban Yu looked too calm, which caused them to forget who the main victim in this accident was.
Aunt Guan asked again, “Do you feel any discomfort? Do you want to go to the hospital?”
Ban Yu dusted off the dirt from his butt and stood up, shaking his head in response to her question. A mixture of confusion and doubt appeared on his face, as if he had already forgotten that he was the one responsible for the crazy events that just occurred.
He looked at his surroundings and then at Feng Yang, who seemed to be very angry and looked as if he was about to explode. “Yangyang, what’s wrong with you? Why are you looking at me like that?”
His innocent face infuriated Feng Yang even more…
Feng Yang shot Ban Yu a fierce glare and asked angrily, “Where’s Liu Jianghe?”
Ban Yu asked, “Liu Jianghe? Who is that?”
Feng Yang couldn’t help shouting, “Your driver!!!”
Ban Yu gave him a puzzled look. “I’m sorry, I… I don’t remember much.” After saying that, he anxiously moved closer to Feng Yang and asked uneasily, “Yangyang, what’s this place? Why are we here?”
Immediately, everyone’s eyes widened in shock.
Guan Jinfei’s mouth twitched. “Don’t scare us, Brother Ban!”
Crap! You can get amnesia after being kicked by a horse? What the hell!
Zhou Xuan also added, “Brother Ban, do you remember us?”
Ban Yu shook his head and looked at Zhou Xuan warily. “Who are you?”
Everyone: “!!!!”
Holy shit!!!
While all of this was happening, Liu Jianghe had hurriedly parked the car and made a desperate dash to the toilet. Just now from inside the toilet, he had heard his Young Master’s passionate shouts outside, but he was in a critical moment and couldn’t leave! He could neither figure out what the matter was nor go outside to check. This made him so anxious!
Liu Jianghe was not fat, but by the time he got to the scene, his super high speed run left him wheezing and gasping. He grabbed Ban Yu’s arm in a hurry. “Yo-Young Master, are you, are you alright?”
Still the same face, and his posture is so straight! Good!
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Liu Jianghe was dumbfounded, “…recognize people properly?” He pointed to himself. “Are you talking about me? I can! Young Master, please don’t scare me!”
Aunt Guan sighed. “This is terrible. Let’s go to the hospital for a checkup.”
This young man hadn’t seemed normal right from the start. Now, there was no time to talk about the trouble he’d caused earlier over the horse!
The young man had let the horse out by himself, so logically he couldn’t blame her even if something went wrong with him. It wasn’t her fault. But even then, the incident had happened here on her farm and she couldn’t just ignore it.
Liu Jianghe was about to cry. What’s wrong with today?
His Young Master was originally not in his right mind, and now, on top of that, he had lost his memory? He didn’t dare to imagine what would happen after they went home. Would the Old Master directly shove him into the morgue with his walking stick?!
Feng Yang had been observing Ban Yu’s every move since he asked him who Liu Jianghe was. He wanted to know if Ban Yu was really amnesiac or just pretending to be one. But even after a long while passed, he couldn’t confirm whether it was true or not.
Ban Yu was not normal, so no matter what he did, it would seem abnormal anyways!
“It’s over. I’m miserable now.” Liu Jianghe gave Feng Yang a grief-stricken look and said to Ban Yu, “Young Master, let’s go home okay?”
“I don’t know you. I don’t want to go back with you. I want to be with Yangyang!” Ban Yu grabbed Feng Yang’s arm, looking like a huge child. “Where Yangyang goes, I go there too.”
“Shall we go back now?” Guan Jinfei asked his friends. “Brother Ban doesn’t seem to be fine. He needs to go to the hospital. You are Brother Liu, right?” Guan Jinfei looked at Liu Jianghe, and asked, “Do I have to contact Brother Ban’s family?”
“No,” Feng Yang replied hurriedly. “I’ll take him back. There are so many people in his family. You can’t help him even if you want to take him back. Go on and have fun here. It’s rare to have such a holiday.”
Damn Ban Yu! If you’re just pretending, I’ll flatten you into meat paste!
“Yangyang, I don’t want to go back.” Ban Yu sniffed and said, “I smell goose meat being cooked.”
“Goose your ass! How can you think about eating goose in this situation? Come back with me!” Feng Yang stared at Ban Yu angrily and turned to Liu Jianghe. “Can you bring the car over?”
Liu Jianghe nodded his head fervently and ran to get the car. While they waited, Guan Jinfei quickly poured all the strawberries he had picked into Feng Yang’s basket. “Take this with you. We’ll bring you goose meat when we return to the city. Call us at any time if there’s a problem.”
Feng Yang nodded. “Alright, thanks.”
Guan Jinfei and the others waved them off, still looking worried.
Feng Yang first took Ban Yu to the car, and then doubled back to take Xiaobai to the stable. After he was sure that the stable door was closed and that Xiaobai would not run out again, he returned to the car and got in.
Liu Jianghe was still trembling as they drove back. He was not afraid of any specific thing but was deathly afraid of the repercussions of today’s incident. If something was indeed wrong with Ban Yu, then how could he be worthy of the Old Master and Old Madam who had been and continued to be so kind to his family?
“Just focus on driving the car. Don’t think about things you shouldn’t think of!” Feng Yang didn’t lift his head. He spoke to Liu Jianghe while typing on his phone.
“Young Madam, I, uh, I think it’ll be better if I don’t come out of the car today.” Liu Jianghe felt a bit regretful. He felt that he should have a tough attitude rather than ask the future Young Master for advice.
“It doesn’t matter, you can come out.” Feng Yang put his phone down and looked at Ban Yu.
Ban Yu seemed to be watching everything with a strange expression—looking here, touching there. His appearance was like that of a person who had never been in a car before. Seeing this gave Feng Yang a headache.
Then, out of nowhere, Feng Yang lifted up Ban Yu’s sweater and saw two obvious hoof marks on his abdomen, which had begun to turn blue.
Liu Jianghe looked at this scene in the rearview mirror and felt a sudden ‘buzz~’ sound in his head. The speed of the car soared from 80 to 140! He slammed his foot on the accelerator whenever there were no surveillance cameras on the road.
Ban Yu then said with a smile, “Yangyang, I know you care about me most.”
“Who cares about you?” Feng Yang released Ban Yu’s clothes in a hurry. Darn, what’s with these abdominal muscles!
“Answer me, you don’t remember who your driver is. Then, do you remember your family? Do you remember who your parents are?”
Ban Yu thought seriously and replied, “No, I just remember Yangyang. Yangyang’s inner light is bright, and I can smell my scent on you.”
Feng Yang’s anger kept increasing and he turned his head to look outside the window.
Meanwhile, Ban Yu’s arm brushed against something solid inside the bag beside him and he took it out. He looked at the thing for a while, unscrewed the lid, and then asked, “What is this? It smells good.”
“Young Master, isn’t that the hot milk you brought for Young Madam? That’s why we went to the farm just now. Didn’t you say that he’s afraid of the cold and doesn’t like cold things?”
Ban Yu heard this and, without thinking, passed the thermos cup to Feng Yang. “Then Yangyang should drink it.”
Thinking about Ban Yu’s shameless antics from two days ago, Feng Yang couldn’t say anything, so he just grabbed the thermos of milk viciously.
I want to fight him, but I don’t want to have to spit out more blood!
But Feng Yang soon realized that there was no limit to his shamelessness.
Ban Yu smiled stupidly as he asked, “Yangyang, where are we going?”
Feng Yang yelled, “Of course, we’re going back to your home.”
Ban Yu nodded. “En. That’s our home. We are married, aren’t we?”
Feng Yang was furious. “Who is married to you!!!”
Ban Yu looked at him innocently. “Aren’t we? But you have my scent on you. Am I so bad that I defiled you before marriage?”
“You!” Feng Yang raised his hand, slapped Ban Yu’s shoulder, and snapped, “Stop talking nonsense?! Do you think I have no sense of shame?”
Damn it.
Feng Yang had grown this old without even his mother having never kissed him on the mouth until now. She had said that his kisses should be reserved only for his favorite person, whom he would find after he became an adult. Although he was not using his own body, the soul inside this body was still his, ah! Besides, Little Feng Yang had never kissed anyone either!
As soon as Feng Yang thought about it, he got angry again and wanted to slap Ban Yu for the second time.
At first, Ban Yu wanted to hide. But when he saw that Feng Yang was really angry, he grabbed the pillow separating them and threw it away. One hand seized Feng Yang’s waist, the other one grasped the back of his head, and then Ban Yu kissed him without hesitation!
Feng Yang’s eyes widened. “Mmmh!!!”
From the driver’s seat upfront, Liu Jianghe saw this and cringed, his neck shrinking against the headrest. He was too scared even to squeak.
Ban Yu kissed Feng Yang for about a minute, and stopped when he felt the body under him struggle to catch his breath. He looked down at the person whose face was flushed and eyes were red. “You’re mine, why are you so shy?”
Without thinking, Feng Yang held Ban Yu’s head and—
Bang! He hit Bang Yu’s forehead with his own!
“Ah!” Ban Yu seemed to be in pain, but the forehead he touched first wasn’t his own but Feng Yang’s.
“Baby, does it hurt?”
Feng Yang slapped Ban Yu’s hand away and flicked his finger. A small flame rose from his fingertip. But as soon as Ban Yu saw it, he covered the burning fingertip with his hand. The fire that could burn all things was extinguished!
Seeing this, Feng Yang grew even more furious and shouted, “Liu Jianghe, stop!”
Hearing his name being shouted out so suddenly, Liu Jianghe became scared and replied while shivering, “Yo-Young Madam, it’s not safe to stop here. What do you want to do?”
“I want to get off! You take him home!”
Liu Jianghe looked at Ban Yu for help. Within a split second, Ban Yu gave an evil smile and said, “What are you looking at me for?! My Baby told you to stop, so stop!”
Liu Jianghe was aggrieved, but he still found a safe place to pull over and rolled to a stop slowly.
Feng Yang opened the door and got out of the car. He felt that even walking back to the city was better than taking the car with Ban Yu!
Whoever would have thought that just as he was about to close the door, Ban Yu would also get off. When Ban Yu saw Feng Yang staring at him, he smiled helplessly and said, “Didn’t I say that where you go is where I go?”
Feng Yang picked up a small stone from the side of the road and threw it at Ban Yu. Ban Yu did not dodge and allowed the stone to hit him. However, when he did this, instead of Feng Yang’s anger subsiding, it only increased.
His spiritual Qi could be absorbed by Ban Yu, his fire could be put out by him, and his strength was not even as great as his!
Can I get along well with him? Should I be soft because he is mentally ill? It’s impossible!
Ban Yu put his hands in his pockets and walked after him. “Baby~ just tell me when your feet hurt. I’ll carry you on my back.”
Feng Yang stopped abruptly and turned around, then pointing at Ban Yu, he yelled, “You! Stay away from me! Otherwise I will become angrier!”
Ban Yu slowed down a little and increased the distance between them from one meter to two meters. “Is this okay, Baby?”
“No! Further away!”
Ban Yu changed the distance to three meters. “Is this fine? I can’t go further. I won’t be able to protect you in time if I go further than this.”
“Hmph! Who needs you to protect me?!”
“Yes, yes. Yangyang is the best, Yangyang is the most powerful.”
Feng Yang held his head high and puffed out his chest, thinking: Of course! I’m the best!
But then he realised…
Why the hell am I doing this!!! My IQ has dropped because of you!
Feng Yang suddenly quickened his pace and walked ahead. Seeing this, Ban Yu also picked up his pace. The distance between them was still three meters—no more, no less.
The sun was shining brightly. Liu Jianghe followed them slowly via the slow car lane, thinking that this dog food he was tasting while on the road was really amazing. However, he failed to notice the cunning and thoughtful smile on his Young Master’s face.
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The author has something to say:
Ban Yu: Hey, little thing, do you think seeing so many shameful deeds of this Xianjun is just in vain?
Frozenmirage: Ah… if Feng Yang is angry, Ban Yu need to kiss him… and he’ll be even angrier 
Seriously, what does the last line mean? ML, are you acting? Are you seeking death?
Thanks for the chapter~
OMG what happens to Ban Yu? His amnesia is real or he’s just lying…🤔 I don’t know, and God kissed Feng Yang again…🙊 Ban Yu is not afraid of Feng Yang’s anger.🤭
Thanks for the update 👍❤️❤️
Did he manage to get his memory back?!!!!
Thanks for the chapter!!!!
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
OMG that last line!! Did he get back his memories and is now pretending?? :0 And I can literally feel Feng Yang going insane from all of Ban Yu’s crazy antics ^^;
Thanks for the chapter! 🙂
Lol so Ban Yu is only pretending about his amnesia? But why do I feel like he’s not someone like that 🤨
Thank you for the chapter ❤
I’m guessing he got his dragon memories back. The human memories are probably almost completely repressed, except for “Yang Yang”. That’s why he was examining the car and such.
Basically, the dragon finally completed his download into his new mortal body. He was awoken with a kiss. 🙂
I thought the same!😆
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squints eye in suspicion Ban Yu…..
Thanks for the chapter!!!
Sing with me: ‘Dog food road, dog food road, let’s all go down the dog food road!’~
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I’m starting to hate Ban Yu. What a molester! I would go to the police.
+1 yes, FY is literally powerless to get away or stop BY. That has to feel horrible yet BY smothering him all the time 😔
Yeah…. I wasn’t a fan of him practically from the beginning. He intrudes so much on FY’s personal space and disrupts so much of his livelihood that it even frustrates me. There’s a lot of love and care behind his antics but it really just makes you want to throw a rock at his head.
Guys, Imagine this. There is this one handsome hot damn man. f.cking rich to boost. powerful as hell and have a six packs! Giving you hot milk everyday, smothering you with lots of love and saying I love you, please marry me every single.day. can you still hate him ?
Every single day, without stop, without a drop of intensity. Jfc, I would want to throw something at the man and aim for his head. It isn’t charming when it happens every day. It actually becomes monotonous and that makes it annoying
It’s not physical torture but more of a psychological torture. Feng Yang will fall into misfortune if he makes this guy sad. He can’t win in a physical fight. His superpowers are useless.
At this point he has no choice but to like or accept him or he won’t live a good life. I really hate it even if he has funny antics sometimes, the ML is unbearable.
🤔 i’m not sure if i’m okay with our silly Ban Yu changing into this 👀 i kinda wished he’d still stay silly loyal Ban Yu but a lot less shameless 🥺
I hope everything is fine 🙏
Thank yoi for translating 💐🙇♀️💕
I think he recovered a bit after being kicked by the horse and is now pretending to have amnesia
Feng Yang had grown this old without even his mother having never kissed him on the mouth until now. She had said that his kisses should be reserved only for his favorite person, whom he would find after he became an adult.
ahhhhh our little shou is so pure omg
Whelp he is black bellied. 😈😈😈
It was funny at first, but now I’m kind of really angry at BY… How can FY really learn to like BY when BY is shamelessly forcing himself on FY all the time. FY never gets any time to just breathe. I feel he is being smothered to death 😥
My IQ dropped too. I’m at my lowest right now and I’ll have to pass an exam tomorrow 😭🤦😭
i somehow feel Feng Yang’s anger – 💀
I used to not like Ban Yu from the beginning, and now I just simply…hate him. 🙃
At first he was kinda funny. At first it was an excuse because of his mental illness. But that relentless broaching of boundaries where you can’t even fight back against him because it’ll hurt you more. What the hell is this? It’s not romantic at all.
Sigh, if Feng Yang can forgive him and like him then, okay, I guess forget it. But wow it’s really annoying! I don’t understand how he can stand it?
He’s forced to endure it, can’t even escape or get away from this guy, can’t even use forceful means back to keep him away.
Maybe as someone solitary, this is what Feng Yang needs or some shit? Anyways I can’t accept this romance easily.