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A slender figure shivered in a dark and cold corner of the prison cell, it was that of a young man. This man bent down and picked up a few broken pieces of porcelain from the ground. Then, using one hand, he rubbed the pieces rhythmically against the cold, hard ice wall, as if he was counting something silently.  BGjd76

 After a while, one corner of his bloody lips slowly rose into a curve.

Prince, please eat something, all right?” A nervous voice filled with anxiety pleaded from outside of the cell. A child, seemingly no more than seven or eight years old, passed a bowl of food in through the cell bars. He glanced backwards uneasily, and whispered again, “Prince?”

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“Hua Cheng?” Feng Yang stood up and with strenuous movements, took a few steps toward the bars, and after finding the little servant using the little amount of dim light, asked, “Why are you here?”

“I wanted to bring you some food, but I have to go back quickly. If they find out that someone brought you food—” Before he could finish speaking, the child received a severe blow to his left shoulder, from a force that seemed to have emerged out of thin air. xs074k

Clang!! 

The meal that hadn’t yet been picked up by Feng Yang spilled all over the ground.

“Dirty thing!” From the door, a young man with a frightening appearance and a scar between his eyebrows strode in. “Who dares to let this dog feed a criminal?”

“Prince, he is not a criminal!” The little boy was obviously frightened, his small face had become deathly pale and his neck felt stiff. Despite this, he still bravely faced Feng Yang’s half-brother, Feng Xi. 

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“The King just said to lock up the Prince, he didn’t say to starve him! Why don’t you let him eat after locking him up in this extremely cold place where the days are like years?”

“Shut up! I’m the Prince of Feng Clan!” He roared, moving instantly toward the boy to grab him.

“Stop it.” Feng Yang straightened up and looked at the greedy, envious man standing across from him. He spoke in a low and steady tone, which somehow still had the power to intimidate people. “Feng Xi, you and–” cough cough, “don’t make it difficult for the little servant. His weight is too small.”

“Hmph!” Feng Xi glared at Feng Yang and mocked, “Look at you, this powerless you want to protect him? Do you really think you’re the original Prince of Feng Clan? I’ll tell you, Feng Yang, in your situation, you’d better hand over the Xianjue grass to me! Otherwise, I’ll break your little servant’s bones and skin him today!” lFA7vG

“As I said, I’ve eaten the Xianjue grass.”

“Impossible!” Feng Xi flung Feng Yang’s little servant aside. “Xianjue grass is a spiritual being which hasn’t been seen in thousands of years. If you really ate it, why do you look like someone who’s on the verge of death? Tell me quickly where you’ve hidden it!”

“Ah, it seems that you don’t believe that I ate it.” Feng Yang slowly looked into the darkness as he continued, “Father, you don’t believe it either, do you?”

Seeing that his eldest son had discovered his existence, Feng Yuyan stepped out of the shadows from a corner of the ice prison and walked towards his second wife’s son. 9 umck

He watched his eldest son’s face through the cell bars, a face that strongly resembled that of his dead first wife’s, and frowned subconsciously.

Xianjue grass was a once-in-a-lifetime tonic. Eating it would not only improve one’s spiritual strength and cultivation, it would also nourish one’s beauty.

This plant wasn’t originally called Xianjue grass, it was only called Jue grass.

It was named for its two leaves, which were moist and translucent, like a pair of jades standing side by side. It was a perennial plant that could be obtained by everyone in the Feng Clan when they were born. It relied on its ‘master’s spiritual Qi’ to live; as long as its ‘master’ lived, it could live as well. dG09zH

Most Jue grass lived and died with their masters. However, sometimes, a few of them managed to live on even after their masters’ deaths.

Having been nourished by long years of spiritual energy, these Jue grass had developed self-awareness and the ability to actively absorb the essence of Heaven and Earth. At this point, these ‘Jue grass’ would become ‘Xianjue grass’.

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People who absorbed Xianjue grass would get its spiritual power and become even more powerful.

Feng Yang’s Xianjue grass had been raised by his biological mother when she was alive. She had left it to him upon her death. mg5SYy

At first, no one on Fengtai Mountain knew about this matter. They had all thought that the Jue grass of Luo Yanzhu, the Phoenix Queen, had withered and died with her after her failure in the face of heavenly tribulation.

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“Why are you so stubborn?” Feng Yuyan couldn’t find any indication that his eldest son was lying to them, but he still suspected that the Xianjue grass hadn’t been consumed. He said, “As long as you hand it over, I, as your King Father, will release you from this prison. You should know that the days in the Xuanbing prison are just as long as that of the mortals. One day in Fengtai Mountain is akin to one year in the mortal realm, and you have to spend 365 days here.” YoCiJh

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“Just because of her wishful thinking, I should give up the last gift my mother left me? Just because of her words, you took advantage of my injury to cut off my spiritual root and expel me from the Shenfeng Clan? She’s a bitch, so why listen to her?!”

“Because she is the future Phoenix Queen!” Feng Yuyan said with a big sigh. “You are just stubborn!”

“I’m stubborn, huh?” Feng Yang looked at his somewhat proud little brother. “Feng Xi, don’t you really want to know why, even though I ate the Xianjue grass, my injury still hasn’t gotten any better? I’ll tell you now.” FYDImo

Doubt flashed across Feng Xi’s face and he subconsciously moved forward.

Unexpectedly, Feng Yang, who had up until then seemed to be very weak and powerless, had a sudden surge of spiritual energy in his body.

His red eyes seemed to have been quenched with blood and were dyed with a layer of fire. The ground began to shake, and the prison, made out of the black ice from the North Sea, resembled a piece of plasticine that had been pinched in the palm of a child’s hand, looking extremely twisted! 

The one zhàng high prison door fell to the ground with a ‘bang!’. Feng Yuyan gave a terrified scream and threw a ball of Jiutian flame at Feng Yang. Nevertheless, Feng Yang was not only unscathed, but also absorbed all of the flames into his body. rzGipe

As the ground shook even harder, Feng Yuyan looked at his eldest son in shock and shouted, “Feng Yang, what are you going to do? Are you crazy?!”

Feng Xi was full of horror as he yelled as well, “You, you actually hid the Xianjue grass inside your body but didn’t absorb its spiritual power? Instead, you set up an enchantment to let it continue absorbing the spiritual power from the surroundings?” 

Feng Yang scoffed. “Fool, the Xuanbing prison is a rare ancient artifact, and its spiritual qi is so powerful. But now you won’t be able to absorb any of it. Do you think I suffered for more than 180 days for nothing?”

He picked up the unconscious little servant who had returned to his original body and had passed out on the ground. “Feng Yuyan, from now on, I have no father-son relationship with you! I, Feng Yang, as long as I’m still alive in these three realms, will ensure that you won’t live well! I want you to have a taste of this extremely cold and dark ice prison. Ha ha ha ha ha ha…” lmk10I

His wild laughter seemed to pierce people’s eardrums, and penetrated deep into Feng Yuyan’s and Feng Xi’s minds. When Feng Yuyan repeatedly tried and failed to use his magic, he shouted with an ashen face, “Feng Yang! You bastard, come back!”

Feng Xi looked in horror at the violent wind that had suddenly poured into the prison cell. “Feng Yang, Feng Yang! Brother! Don’t go!”

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Feng Yang’s figure, swathed in flames, became more and more transparent. He waved his hand and soon disappeared from the dark ice prison, leaving his father and Feng Xi trapped behind.

Don’t go, your uncle! hGgT0a

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Bang!!!

Something fell onto the ground.

Ouch, my face hurts… HqNi D

Feng Yang couldn’t help but frown as he listened to the chaotic footsteps and cries for help reverberating around him.

“Fuck! Someone jumped!”

“Go and see! Someone jumped!”

“Holy shit, jumped?” P5XnFL

“Have any of you called an ambulance?” A voice shouted, “And don’t move him! In case of any secondary injuries!”

“Coming through, coming through! Let me examine him.” The school doctor squeezed her way in through the crowd. Her office was on the first floor; she had just been watering her flowers using a watering can when something flashed past her window, and hit the ground outside with a loud ‘bang!’.

She then heard voices outside shouting ‘someone jumped!’.

“Fellow student, you, are you still conscious?” The school doctor squatted down beside Feng Yang and said, “You’d better not move.” 4em9z5

“Ugh…” Feng Yang urged the remaining spiritual energy in his body to heal all of his internal injuries as quickly as possible. Pushing his hands against the ground for support, he slowly sat up.

“Fuck! Is he really all right?” A few students from the PE class had seen a figure jump down from the sixth floor, but they couldn’t stop him in time.

They had thought for sure that the one who jumped would be finished, dead, but how could he still be alive?

Alive and sat up on his own! JncV R

As the only experimental high school in Panyun City, it wasn’t surprising to see someone jump every two or three years because of the immense academic pressure.

However, for the first time, there was a situation where someone jumped and nothing seemed to have happened to him.

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This was very novel! That’s the sixth floor ah!

Almost all the teachers and students in the school were alarmed. Those who could, ran out from the class, and those who couldn’t, just stuck their heads out of the windows. CNXcLA

It was early spring, the wind was still a little chilly, but the sun was very warm.

Some classrooms had their windows open, so whenever someone shouted on the school ground, everyone in the building could hear their shouts.

At this time, the whole school was focused on the topic of someone having jumped.

A the protagonist of the incident, Feng Yang was really upset. HPIqQ

He had expected to descend into the mortal world after leaving the Xuanbing prison, but this manner of appearance was somewhat…

The principal raised his fat belly and rushed forward desperately. Panting, he asked the school doctor, “What’s going on?”

The school doctor, who was still in a daze, quickly returned to her senses. “Principal, this boy jumped down from upstairs. It seems that there is nothing wrong with him at present. But to be safe, I have to take him to the hospital for a further check up. I just called an ambulance.”

Feng Yang rose as if he hadn’t heard anything, and patted the sides of his dark blue and white school uniform pants. The pants looked really short in length. XPdqCE

“Thank you. But there’s no need to go to the hospital.”

Although he had been living in the immortal world for many years, he wasn’t ignorant about earthly affairs.

But the principal said very firmly, “That won’t do. You have to go to the hospital. Fellow student, which year and class are you from?”

Not far away, a thin, tall woman with black rimmed glasses was running toward them, shouting, “Feng Yang!” YKzyA3

When she drew near, she saw that Feng Yang was standing and seemed to be fine. Feeling angry, she scolded, “You little brat! Are you trying to scare me to death?”

The principal asked, “Teacher Lin, is he from your class?”

Teacher Lin nodded. “He’s from our class. I’m sorry, Principal. I was just…”

As the teacher-in-charge, Lin Jingyun felt that she held great responsibility for the students in her class. But taking responsibility for Feng Yang’s actions just now was secondary. XoNRc9

He had told her that he wanted to go to the bathroom, but then suddenly he went and jumped!

She was really not prepared at all for what had happened.

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Feng Yang had some psychological problems before. She had talked to him every once in a while, and during those times he was always well-behaved.

So, when she heard her students say that someone had jumped from the sixth floor, and that it was Feng Yang, it would be joke to say if she hadn’t gotten scared. nQcs9G

I nearly slipped twice when I was coming downstairs!

The school doctor said, “Teacher Lin, the ambulance should be here right away. Please calm down and let’s take him to the hospital together.”

Lin Jingyun nodded. “Feng Yang, how are you feeling now? If there is something uncomfortable you must tell Teacher, don’t try to be stubborn, alright?”

Feng Yang learned from the memory of the original owner that the teacher-in-charge was genuinely concerned about him. HbjdW8

He glanced around and said, “Thank you, Teacher. I’m alright.”

The blood on his forehead might look frightening, but this injury was deliberately left behind by him so that people here wouldn’t find it strange that he seemed completely unhurt.

Also, he would purposely walk with a limp for a while. 

It was a coincidence that the newly dead human he had chosen just upon leaving the Xuanbing prison would also have the same name as him, Feng Yang. jXaLZo

When the principal saw that there really was nothing wrong with Feng Yang, he left only a few teachers behind and signaled to the students around him to return to their classes, instead of crowding around.

Anyway, the student was still alive, which was better than anything.

Feng Yang then stood in place waiting for the ambulance to come. He glanced up at the building casually and in passing, found ‘him’ on the classroom of the second floor.

Feng Yang had excellent eyesight, so much so that he could still see clearly even ten meters out. 36J4GD

At this moment, no one should have been standing at the window of that classroom. Most of his classmates had come outside to see him.

Now, they were either just entering the building or looking back at him from time to time in worries as they made their way to the entrance. 

There was only one, a student called ‘Qi Ze’, who was still standing at the classroom window with a panicked face, looking down at him.

Are you afraid? wqTWrP

Feng Yang caressed his little servant who was trying to get out of his sleeve.

‘He’ had sent him a message half an hour ago, asking him to wait at the back door of a supermarket outside after school.

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Feng Yang gave ‘him’ a cold, mocking smile, looking completely unlike someone who had just been at death’s door a few minutes ago.

Want to sleep with me when your hair isn’t even growing? c2pN8j

I don’t know if you have the guts for that.

Note: If you didn’t understand the end of the first part, Feng Yang locked Feng Yuyan and Feng Xi in the Xuanbing prison before descending into the human world.


This novel is written by the same author as GLCLF but shorter and more hilarious. Because GLCLF is near its ending, I decided to pick a new project as side project and this one will only release 2 chapters/week in Monday and Friday. I hope you enjoy this as I am :blobsmilehappyeyes: o2reyc

 

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tàizǐ: actually translated as crown prince as he was, but we’ll just use prince in short. I hope you’re not confused~~

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fèng: phoenix; gorgeous and legendary fire bird in Chinese, associated with fire as its power, so locking Feng Yang in a cold icy cell is a hell of a torture

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Immortal grass; 仙 (xiān) means immortal, celestial, or heavenly. The same character for heavenly in ‘Heavenly Wife’ while 珏 (jué) means gems mounted together

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tiāndì zhī jīnghuá: spiritual energy of Heaven and Earth; natural energy of the world

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not that ‘mountain’ but like the continent, an immense place for the entire Feng Clan to live, in the immortal realm. You know, phoenixes living on a mountain is quite logical as well, hehe

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劫 (jié): also translated as calamity; a trial encountered by cultivators at key points in their cultivation, which they must resist and ultimately transcend. Many sources write 天劫 (tiānjié) or 重劫 (zhòngjié) as heavenly tribulation; typically takes the form of a lightning storm, with extraordinarily powerful bolts of lightning raining down from the Heavens to strike at the cultivator

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玄冰 (xuán bīng) literally means mysterious ice

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神 (shén) in cultivation world means God; supernatural beings of tremendous power through cultivation. Expel him from the clan means that the Clan Patriarch and King already erased his name from the ‘divine book’ so he no longer can enter the immortal world. He’s inside prison now, so it doesn’t count.

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ten Chinese feet (3.3 m)

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Ninth Heaven’s flame. 九天 (jiǔtiān) means the Ninth Heaven; the highest of the Heavens

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 A sarcastic comment on one who lacks power/ is inexperienced but still fights against the other, who is more powerful/experienced

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23 comments

  1. LOVED how Feng Yang Uno Reverse’d his asshole bro and idiot dad into the jail cell. I think Feng Yang’s theme song should be “Someone call 110 we’ve got fire burning fire burning on the dance floor, oh woh oh~” As a phoenix he probably loves fire, also his body’s gotta be at least 10x hotter now that he’s the soul in charge bc confidence attracts~~

    I can’t wait to see how this story goes!!!

  2. I’m enjoying this!~ hohoho. He’s badass enough to lock his family- if they even consider Feng Yang as family 😂 and too fab walking like that after jumping or got pushed? hoho. Thanks for picking this up! ❤

  3. thanks for the chapter! a little loyal servant named hua cheng and his taizi… how curious 🙈

    fy, remember to take regular cold showers. dont scare him off

  4. I’m feeling satisfied when Feng Yang do that to those pair of dad-bro clowns 😬 Should have left them crippled before he descends 😌