translator: xiin
editors: apricot & juurensha
Wei Xiao’s actions weren’t small, and Lu Feng also heard him. He shot him a sideways glance and said, “You’re good looking.”
Bai Cai: “!!!”
His hand slipped, and Brother Cai almost allowed his 66,000 yuan suitcase to roll down the stairs.
Wei Xiao stared at Soybean, “You’re just coaxing me. Look, it’s clearly closer to you!”
This dog was like a beauty value tester. It was incredibly accurate.
Lu Feng gave Soybean a very gentle smile, “If you spend more time with it, it’d be close with you too.”
If you wanted Wei Xiao to get up at seven in the morning, it was better to just kill him.
“Forget it, forget it.” Wei Xiao willingly gave up, “You’re still better looking. Our Close is the first male god of Glory, handsome enough to break the skies!”
Bai Cai, who was carefully guarding his small suitcase, “……”
Why the hell did I want to be here!
Lu Feng had arranged everything properly. Just based on the little assistant girl’s appearance, the husky would definitely have a good time over the next 15 days.
Being an appearance-lover dog was great, it was wonderful. Happiness came in such a direct and simple way.
The flight was booked for 11 o’clock. Although they didn’t have to set aside too much time for boarding due to their business class tickets, the base was a little far from the airport, and they had to leave at 9 o’clock.
Wei Xiao was seated beside Bai Cai in the nanny car.
Wei Xiao: “The captain really doesn’t have it easy.”
Bai Cai thought to himself: It was fortunate that the captain had a job to be busy with. Otherwise, you would simply stick yourself to him! Could you be a little more reserved!
Wei Xiao continued to chatter on in a low voice, “Say, why is the gap between different people so big? The captain is two years older than me. How come he’s already won four championships and bought a club?”
Bai Cai rolled his eyes.
Wei Xiao was a total Close cheerleader. He was very qualified for the job, “He can run a club while playing professionally. The key point is that his skills haven’t been impacted at all. I’m often very puzzled about whether or not there’s anything in this world that can trouble Close.”
Bai Cai glanced at him and thought to himself: This something was probably both as far as the skies and as near as right in front of him.
Wei Xiao continued to praise, “He’s handsome, and it has to be admitted that Soybean, this damned dog, has really good eyes. Our captain is better looking than I am.”
Bai Cai couldn’t hold back anymore, “Old Wei.”
Wei Xiao: “Huh?”
Bai Cai stared at him, “Are you still f*cking straight?”
Wei Xiao didn’t understand, “Straight?”
Bai Cai moved his mouth: Gay.
Wei Xiao understood Bai Cai’s meaning and cursed, “Get lost!”
Bai Cai gave him a very focused look.
Wei Xiao was very calm, “Answer a few questions for me.”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
Djl Jjl: “Crx.”
Qfl Wljb: “Pr atf mjqajlc ragbcu bg cba?”
Djl Jjl: “…Vagbcu.”
“Pr atf mjqajlc jwjhlcu bg cba?”
“Cwjhlcu.”
“Pr atf mjqajlc tjcvrbwf bg cba?”
“Ljcvrbwf.”
Qfl Wljb qjaafv Djl Jjl bc atf rtbeivfg, “Yiv Djl, jgf sbe ragjluta?”
Djl Jjl: “……………”
M*mx, tf’v yffc ifv rb boo-agjmx atfs kfgf cbk lc atf mbgcolfivr!
It was an hour’s drive. Wei Xiao had slept late last night, and at this time, he was fast asleep against the window.
When he woke up, he caught a glimpse of Bai Cai looking through his Weibo.
Bai Cai was logged into his Gossip Emperor account and was currently editing a photo.
Wei Xiao’s eyes were hazy with sleep, “Asleep?”
Bai Cai’s fingers moved like they were flying, and a short post came whistling out, “Yes, 3U’s flight was one flight earlier than ours.”
News about the special winter training had already been spread out on the internet. After learning about the teams’ itinerary, many fans went to camp out at the airport for photos and signatures.
Wei Xiao leaned over and saw the photo, “Tsk tsk tsk.”
Bai Cai pushed him away, “Don’t stare so much.”
Wei Xiao: “It’s not your photo, so what if I stare at it?”
Bai Cai: “I’m afraid you’ll turn crooked from all the staring!”
Wei Xiao tsked and took out his cell phone to search up the Gossip Emperor on Weibo to see his latest post.
The photo Bai Cai was using had been contributed by the fans. The little sister had very powerful skills, and the photo was particularly beautiful.
After checking in their luggage, the 3U captain leaned against his vice-captain’s shoulder and slept in a daze; the 3U vice-captain Cong Yi’s expression was normal as he signed for fans, having become used to it long ago.
There were five or six photos taken in a row, from all angles and in all directions.
According to Wei Xiao’s unprofessional inspection, they may even have turned on a filter!
Little sisters, you are all very hard-working.
He watched the comments and forwarding skyrocket on Weibo. A whole pile of girls had been moved into happy squeals, and they were as happy as if they’d really eaten a mouthful of sugar.
Wei Xiao was just about to close it when a new comment popped up––
“Our Pajamas CP is real! 3U is really too sweet! The Immortals CP with immortal appearances, it’s such a happy occasion to be a 3U girl. I won’t chase after FTW anymore. The great demon king’s great wall of CPs are all fake, and each and every one of them is poison. This old lady only wants to eat candy, not swallow knives!”
Wei Xiao stared at it for a while.
This comment was quickly swept down beneath countless other comments, all of which were either complaining to high heaven or filled with sorrow.
“Do you guys ship FTW’s new CP?”
“Close and Quiet?”
“No, no. The ship won’t sail, that ship won’t sail. The great demon king has no feelings, and Little Q will end up as the next abandoned wife.”
“Wake up, fellow sisters. It’s good to be Close’s poison fan. Don’t look for abuse with CPs and such.”
These hundreds of comments that came at the speed of light inspired Wei Xiao’s professional heart.
What was going on?
Weren’t Close and Quiet attractive? Yet you guys actually don’t want to ship it!
What’s so good about the Pajamas CP?
Wasn’t it just…
Sleeping on each other’s shoulders.
Wei Xiao put down his cell phone and asked Bai Cai, “Will we meet fans when we arrive at the airport?”
Bai Cai was in the middle of something, “Of course. Don’t you know how popular FTW is?”
Wei Xiao nodded, “Okay.”
These fans were really not good enough. He had to help them set up the right attitude.
What was the point in shipping the Pajamas CP? If Asleep and Cong Yi were really gay, then their kids would already be old enough to make soy sauce!
The CPs were equally fake. Why didn’t they ship him and Close!
As Bai Cai had said, FTW was really very popular.
Many fans came up to ask for their autographs as soon as they arrived at the airport.
One girl had sharp eyes and noticed Wei Xiao, and her eyes suddenly brightened, “He-hello…”
Wei Xiao smiled slightly, “Hello.”
The girl’s cheeks were red, “Excuse me, are you Quiet?”
Wei Xiao: “Yes.”
The sound of inhales came from all around them. It was for no other reason, but because Wei Xiao’s face was really attractive.
It was especially the case with the lazy smile on his face, making people blush and their hearts thump.
Although there were fans, at the end of the day, the players weren’t stars, and nobody would purposely delay the contestants’ schedule. After asking for autographs, they wouldn’t continue to surround them. Of course, the fans would still continue to watch secretly until they finished passing the security check.
After the security check, Wei Xiao suddenly called out, “Captain.”
Lu Feng, who was at the front speaking with the assistant, turned around, “Hm?”
Wei Xiao walked over, “I want to tell you something.”
Lu Feng stopped, “What…”
He hadn’t finished his question when the youth suddenly came close, his warm breath brushing against his ear. The low voice drifted straight into his ear, “Don’t move.”
Lu Feng: “…………”
Wei Xiao curved his lips and said quietly, “It’ll be done soon.”
Even before Lu Feng could say anything, Wei Xiao had already pulled away. He blinked at Lu Feng, “Done.”
Lu Feng stared at him.
Wei Xiao gave him a nudge from behind, “Let’s go, let’s go. Pass security!”
Come on, little sisters, I’m waiting for your photos!
It wasn’t until they entered the lounge that Wei Xiao gave Lu Feng an explanation, “You see, I’ve just joined the team and don’t have much popularity, so I wanted to take a bit of the captain’s popularity.”
The FTW crowd who’d witnessed the whole process, “……”
Wei Xiao looked at Xiang Liu, “Brother Liu, am I right? Other teams all indulge their fans. We should also conduct ourselves properly!”
The manager’s head was covered in a thin layer of sweat, “Yes, indeed.”
A contestant that was so cooperative. It was the first damned time Brother Liu had seen such a thing across the whole Glory circle!
Lu Feng glanced at Wei Xiao.
Wei Xiao was very candid, “Isn’t that right, captain~”
Lu Feng grabbed him by the front of his clothes and pulled him over.
Wei Xiao: “!”
Looking at this face from such a close distance, the impact was really great!
Lu Feng: “Take a photo.”
Old Bai: “…………………………” F*ck!
There was a ‘click’.
Lu Feng released Wei Xiao.
Wei Xiao slapped his own chest, “Amazing, my captain.”
It was fortunate he wasn’t a girl. If he was a girl, wouldn’t he end up wanting nobody but him!
Ten minutes later, Weibo exploded.
First was the Gossip Emperor’s Weibo, when it forwarded a photo contributed by the fans.
The photo was taken at the airport. The cold-faced great demon king was looking back, while a young man with black hair and pale skin leaned over, saying something unknown into his ear.
The youth had beautiful eyes and features. The corners of his lips were raised up in a half smile, and there was a sense of banter beneath his long eyelashes.
Close’s face was caught in profile, his slender neck stretching out from his collar, his skin pale and cold against the dark team uniform, but the tips of his ears were a little red.
The Weibo content was one line of text from Brother Cai, who’d sent himself into seclusion and had self-exploded: Seclusion CP, learn about it.
Juurensha: Poor Bai Cai hahahaha. And of course WX captain of his own ship.
xiin: omggg he’s so clueless about his feelings HAHAHA
Wei Xiao 🕯
Keep poking the beast, see if it won’t pounce.
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+1 🕯️
😂😂😂
This kid is so funny 🤣
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Sometimes this novel feels like one big crackfic and I love it.
+1 🕯
+2 !!!
+3!!!! WX crackhead lmfao
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+7 🕯!!
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I applaud his tactics. WX you are conniving, scheming, …. I AM SO PROUD TO BE YOUR MOM!!!
Wei Xiao pulling a reverse uno card on Bai Cai LMAO. WX no1 fan of Seclusion CP!!!
Thanks for the chapter~
Many thanks for the update!
Yup! Haha, cornfields are dangerous XD
They are… they are… they are (making this cat speechless)!!
Sooner or later, this little Wei will explode the whole world only by batting his eyelids(๑¯ω¯๑)
WX, you are going to be in trouble if you don’t rein yourself a bit.
Thanks for the chapter.
Poor Bai Cai. Give him a break, Wei.
I have premonition when Wei said is there any fans at the airport. LOL.
Keep on doing that, Wei. You’ll soon get your karma for teasing Lu Feng unknownly.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the chapter ❤
Omg!! Wei Xiao… I can’t even – pffft! 🤭
I keep laughing every time I read an update of this novel 🤣🤣
Thanks for your hard work!
Oh my god poor Lu Feng xD Wei Xiao do you have any clue at all what you’re making him go through!!!
WX… You little conniving… Aaaaaaahh thank you for the update!!
Soon Bai Cai will just simply cry, “If it wasnt scary to face these two demons on a battlefield, I would have long have switched teams. I cant handle Crazy old coot Wei and him poisoning Captain 😭”
wow captain lu got shy from the whispering in his ear so he attacked back. Wei xiao.. ” It was fortunate he wasn’t a girl. If he was a girl, wouldn’t he end up wanting nobody but him! ” are you sure you want any body else? lol
hahahaha Little Lunatic Wei, if its CP photos you want to spread. your Demon King hubby would of course indulge you 🤣🤣🤣
“If he was a girl, wouldn’t he end up wanting nobody but him!” OMG XD
Love how Close got back at him though. Man, WX’s denseness must hurt so much for Close…
Thank you for the chapter!
Thanks for the chapter! ^ ^)/
and to be clear!, he’s straight as it gets okay!!! 🤭🤭🤭
WX: I will single-handed raise my own CP, try to stop me.
Idk why but I find hilarious all the mentions about how expensive BC suitcase is lmao
Thanks for the translation!!!
Bai Cai is like a newspaper boy
Thanks for the chapter
seclusion ship, best ship name
thanks for the chapter!!
WX’s innocence is gold and his determination to have their fans ship them just adorable! 😂 thank you so much for the chapter!
Thanks for the chapter! 💕
If one day, Wei Xiao really ends up dying in bed, he can’t blame anyone except himself and his invincible mouth I swear 😂
Poor Bai Cai taking up reverse card, don’t worry there will be karma in the future~ 😋😝
Thank you so much for the chapter!(๑´>᎑<)~❤
im with you bai cai absolutly speechless. lu captain is the true captain ( of his own cp) wei doesnt even realize anything yet which is why cap is just taking his time indulging him and laying out some nice ground work. loool
I’m just waiting for LF to snap lol
Thx for the ch (≧▽≦)/
Wei Xiao so diligent even in making CP. 🕯
Sigh… Wei Xiao will never learn~ 😌
Thank you for the chapter! 💕
really poor Close being played like this~ hahahaha thank u for the chapter!!
Cuteee. Thanks for the translation ❤️❤️
Even if i am flirty,i wouldn’t be so shameless as you!
he’s so shameless i can’t HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Can we get an ‘Old Wei’ in real life ?? hahhahaha Seclusion CP fans in the novel were so dang lucky!!
😏 DYING😏
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wei xiao, im afraid that u will get pounce sooner if u keep on poking god lu like that😭😭😭😭😭
Don’t pull me down. I’m going to support Pajamas CP 😂 I inexplicably have a great sense that they are f*cking real. Don’t blame Mama, Seclusion – son and son-in-law – CP, MaMa can’t help but loves Childhood Sweetheart CPs the most 🤣.
Omg this kid keeps poking the demon king…omg…I will light a candle for you 🕯
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The true meaning of seclusion CP, lighting candles for Bai Cai, lol! Thanks for the translation and all your hard work!
At this point, wei xiao had already said every gay things about his captain and even planned his whole life with him without knowing. He’s that fucking clueless i’m about to suffer from brain damage.