translator: xiin
editors: apricot & juurensha
After dropping such a huge bomb, Wei Xiao closed the page for his Weibo and went to double queue with Bai Cai.
The comments on Weibo seemed to roil up like boiling water, the entire pot exploding.
“That’s so awesome!”
“How arrogant, he directly tossed down the gauntlet!”
“Go go go! Moon God, go and get him!”
“Shoot shoot shoot! Euro God, go and shoot him dead!”
“Stab stab stab! Sleep God, go and stab him through!”
“Why is this batch of fans so improper? They’re all making it perverted at the slightest provocation!”
There were also ‘rational’ fans who analyzed, “It’s unclear what level this new top-laner of FTW is at, but he does know how to build up hype for himself.”
“But that’ll depend on whether or not he has any support.”
“I bet 10 yuan that not a single person will go to his studio the day after tomorrow!”
“Only fools would go. They’re all worth tens of millions, why would they go and play around with a newcomer?”
“But he’s yelling like this. If the people he @’s don’t agree to fight, won’t it seem like they’re scared?”
The anti-fans immediately picked up the conversation, “Isn’t the Chinese Glory circle known outside as the coward circle? Being scared is normal. It’s all a group of fools who get smeared into the ground by foreigners!”
“FTW’s new top-laner isn’t anything to be excited about. If he has the ability to be a terror at home, then he should go outside and mess with the foreign players!”
“If he had that level of ability, would he need to intimidate the Glory circle? He would’ve gone off to join the foreign powers a long time ago.”
Wei Xiao didn’t read the comments, but FTW’s PR team was paying close attention.
Xiang Liu looked at the skyrocketing Weibo fan count and forwards and sighed emotionally, “If nothing else, Quiet’s commercial value is absolutely amazing.”
He hadn’t even made his official debut, yet his popularity had already reached the skies. The live broadcasting platform had already sent over a representative to discuss the promotion for the first broadcast the day after tomorrow…
Which rookie’s live broadcast had ever obtained this kind of treatment?
It was really unprecedented!
However, Xiang Liu felt that this was only a small start. The bigger ‘surprises’ were yet to come.
After signing Wei Xiao, Xiang Liu had already stocked up on quick-acting heart-saving pills.
Not only for himself, but also for the FTW management team…
Wei Xiao and Bai Cai had just finished two matches, and Bai Cai disdained him, “Go away, don’t queue with me anymore!”
Wei Xiao felt aggrieved, “Old Bai, you’ve changed. You weren’t like this before!”
Bai Cai rolled his eyes, “You’re a damned top-laner. How can you come and escort laozi like this? Laozi is a support and can’t follow a top-laner like you!”
Wei Xiao sighed, “The top lane is bitter, it’s cold, it’s as lonely as the winter snow, ah.”
Bai Cai: “I’m going to go find Old Yue. Play by yourself!”
Wei Xiao waved his hand, “I won’t send you off, you unfaithful man.”
Bai Cia’s mouth twitched. He thought to himself: Sooner or later, your mouth will get you into deadly trouble!
Wei Xiao was just about to solo queue when he saw that LU was online.
Wei Xiao, who’d just received two million, hurriedly poked LU: “Boss?”
LU: “Here.”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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Giving someone who wasn’t short on money more money couldn’t really be considered compensation.
LU paused for a moment and typed, “Congratulations.”
This one word warmed Wei Xiao’s heart, “Boss, you’re such a nice person!”
He was about to break their agreement, yet the boss was actually concerned about his career. This person was really a rich, good person!
Wei Xiao quickly followed up, “Give me an account number, and I’ll return the money to you.”
LU: “No need.”
Wei Xiao: “???”
LU: “Keep playing games with me.”
Wei Xiao was stunned, then explained patiently, “Professional players have to train almost every day. I’m afraid…”
LU: “Not even half an hour a day?”
Wei Xiao: “……”
LU: “Three or four games a week is also fine.”
Wei Xiao’s fingers landed on his cell phone, but he couldn’t seem to type.
He looked at Bai Cai nearby, “Old Bai!”
Bai Cai looked over quite seriously, “Ah?”
Wei Xiao was incredibly moved, “My boss is too nice. He’s really too nice. Look at what he said. If I were a girl, I’d definitely marry him and take him home!”
Bai Cai’s hand trembled, and he ended up sending his own jungler out to die in a first blood kill.
Wei Xiao had already started reading it out loud, “Look at what he said… Not even half an hour a day? Or every week…”
Bai Cai knew some truths that he shouldn’t be aware of at his age. It was too hard being him!
Wei Xiao: “What should I do? I can’t bear to refuse him.”
Bai Cai had just died in the game, so he simply turned around to look at him, “I don’t get you.”
Wei Xiao: “Hm?”
Bai Cai asked the question that had been lurking in his heart, “Your boss already said that he was a man. Why did you have to tell the captain about a girlfriend?”
F*ck, don’t be so heartless, you little fool!
Wei Xiao replied honestly, “Isn’t it just that I wanted to maintain my dignity until death and now, I have to suffer terribly for my wrongs?”
Bai Cai just knew that this fellow had a crappy character!
Wei Xiao was on the alert, “Don’t tell the captain, hey. Laozi can’t win against him in solo games. Can’t I just find something else to win against him with?”
Bai Cai sneered, “You want to win against him in terms of love life?”
Wei Xiao cleared his throat, “It’s well known in the circle that Close has been single for 21 years, yet I have a beautiful and sensible, oh, and rich, girlfriend at 19. Isn’t it cool?”
Cool, it’ll be cool when you cry!
Bai Cai ignored him. “I’m ranking. Stop disturbing me!”
Wei Xiao just wanted to show off his boss and didn’t actually want him to give any suggestions.
Wei Xiao typed to LU: “That’s not fair to you.”
LU: “No, I’m also very busy and don’t have much time to play games.”
Wei Xiao increasingly felt that the boss was a nice person, “How about this, I’ll refund you the money, and I’ll take you to go up in the rankings whenever I have time!”
They could just be friends. Money wasn’t important.
LU: “That’s too much work for you.”
Wei Xiao: “That’s okay, isn’t it just taking friends to rank up?”
LU: “Friends?”
Wei Xiao: “Yes, let’s be friends!”
LU: “Okay.”
Wei Xiao was happy, “Then, give me your account number, and I’ll transfer you the money.”
LU: “Didn’t you say we’re friends?”
Wei Xiao: “Yeah.”
LU: “If we’re friends, then don’t talk about money.”
Wei Xiao: “???”
LU: “Talking about money hurts feelings.”
Wei Xiao: “??????”
His boss’s logic…
Was possessed by a ghost!
LU: “Let’s leave it at that. I have work to do, I’m going off.”
Wei Xiao: “Hey…”
Unfortunately, the profile image of the other party had already turned dark.
He’d really never expected that he, Wei Xiaoxiao, who could get others to do what he wanted on a daily basis, had actually ended up falling for someone else’s trickery today.
The key point was that this trick…
It seemed to have been stuffed full of marshmallows?
Wei Xiao had no moves left to use and went upstairs to find Lu Feng.
Lu Feng was just heading downstairs, and the two met head-on.
Wei Xiao’s tone was thoughtful, “Captain…”
Lu Feng: “Yes?”
Wei Xiao: “It’s like this… my girlfriend doesn’t want the money.”
F*ck, he’d just said that he wouldn’t use this girlfriend to act cool, yet here he was, with an even fiercer act!
Lu Feng’s lips curved almost imperceptibly. “He doesn’t want to break up with you?”
Wei Xiao acted abashed, “Yes! She said that it was fine even if I can only play three or four games with her a week.”
Lu Feng: “You’ve got quite some charm.”
Wei Xiao: “Sigh, it’s because I was born handsome…”
Lu Feng laughed, “Alright, don’t break up if you can’t bear to. The club doesn’t prohibit its members from dating.”
Wei Xiao was torn, “But I don’t think it’s fair to her.”
Lu Feng: “If they’re happy, then it doesn’t matter.”
Wei Xiao paused for a moment.
Lu Feng continued, “Besides, it’s off-season. You can spend more time accompanying them.”
Wei Xiao thought about it. That made sense!
Lu Feng continued, “Even if the season starts, you’ll have enough free time. Just arrange things well.”
With that said, Wei Xiao’s thoughts suddenly cleared up.
He was the one who had overthought it. The boss was also a busy person.
He felt that he was wronging the boss by only playing three or four games with him a week, but if he thought about it carefully, they’d known each other for a while now, and it seemed that they hadn’t played that many games in total…
However, according to this progress, if they wanted to finish playing ten thousand games…
Well… if all else failed, he could accompany him to play until he didn’t want to play, or couldn’t play anymore.
If there was still money left by then, he would just give it back!
In short, he would never let the boss suffer a loss.
Wei Xiao was no longer caught up on it. He was very grateful to Lu Feng, “Captain, you’re really my spiritual mentor!”
The knot in his heart from two years ago was undone by Lu Feng.
Now, even the boss’s business was solved with the captain’s help.
He was really worthy of being number one in the world. Powerful!
Lu Feng tried to press down the corner of his lips that wanted to curve up, “Anything else?”
Wei Xiao was a typical genius who knew when to continue climbing up the pole, “To be honest, there’s a little stain on my mind that needs your spiritual mentorship to help wash clean.”
Lu Feng: “……”
Fearing that Lu Feng would run away, Wei Xiao spoke quickly, “It’s just a small stain, a very small one. Captain, if you solo with me for two games, no, three games, it’ll be as clear as it was at the start.”
Lu Feng: “Did you win a regular season match?”
Wei Xiao: “……”
Lu Feng: “Did you win the playoffs?”
Wei Xiao: “…………”
Lu Feng flicked his forehead, “Go 5v5.”
Wei Xiao was unwilling and followed behind him, saying, “Captain, I have a problem!”
Lu Feng: “Hm?”
Wei Xiao: “Really! I have a big problem and only you can save me.”
Lu Feng’s mood was like he was listening to a single person cross talk, “How so?”
xiin: Captain! I have a problem! Why is Wei Xiaoxiao so hilarious?!?!
Thanks for the chapter~~😁😁
Wei Xiaoxiao is so freakin hilarious and adorable!! I can’t wait to see his reaction when he finally finds out the truth! And lmao Bai Cai is so done xD
Thanks for the chapter! 🙂
I can’t. I kept reading the chapter and imagining his reaction to the Discovery HAHAHAHA
my god, I love this character. The shameless factor is done just right, the innuendos are funny, his personality is charming and even though he talks cheap, he’s very upright in wanting to refund the boss and he’s even thinking about refunding if he doesn’t full fill 2 million worth of games. Also, he owns a husky. That’s bonus points.
Also.. Captain.. what are you doing keeping this side persona.. I can already imagine the future conversations where he’s “confiding about girlfriend #2 to girlfriend #1”.
Second hand embarrassment!
Thanks for the chapter! 💕
Lol Wei Xiao is only want to spend his time with you, Captain 😁😁
Thank you for the update ❤
I feel sorry for the jungler that suddenly got killed 😂😂😂 and xiang liu. The collision victims of WX 😂thanks for the chapter~
wei xiao is like a cute girl wanting to be pampered by his bf 🤣🤣🤣
So cute!
Ok lol, WX is obviously shameless, but LF on the other hand, is….. so black-bellied……. Playing ur shou like that 😂
Wei Xiao Xiao walked into the marshmallows trap by Captain Lu again lmaoooo
I wonder if he would have a dilemma later for saying he already have a girlfriend to Captain Lu Feng when he tried to pursue Captain. But then again he probably shameless through it lol.
Thank you for the chapter~
the way WXX is digging pits for himself reminds me of Jing Huan from ‘Guide to fail online dating’…he also liked to dig pits for himself…
Though here Captain will also have a lot to explain for.
WXX is hilarious
😂
Thanks for the chapter.
I think WX appreciates him oh so much but doesn’t realize yet that it could be more than just like
Many thanks for the update! : D
Thank you for the chapter~♡
Ahahahaha Weiwei~ you are so adorable!
Thank you for the chapter!
Thanks for the chapter!!
Thanks for the update… 👍💖💖
I agree with Bai Cái, Wei Xiao’s mouth will be his downfall hahaha🤭😂😂
And here we have
Exhibit A: Wei Xiao
The best at digging pits for himself.
“After signing Wei Xiao, Xiang Liu had already stocked up on quick-acting heart-saving pills.” XD that stressful, huh
Haha!!! A trick to your benefit!!!
Spiritual mentoring XD
Hahaha the foreshadowing in the chapter titles is exquisite
Thank you for the chapter!
So when is it FTW dinnertime for Wei Xiao to hole up in kitchen?
Wei Xiao is so cute!
Thanks for the chapter!
Thx for the ch (ㅅ˘ㅂ˘)
AHAHAHAHAHA WX is so hilarious 😂 thanks for the chapter 💕
Thank you so much for the chapter!(๑´>᎑<)~❤
🤣🤣🤣~
Thank you for the chapter!
Bai Cai’s reactions everytime We Xiao opens his mouth is so damn hilarious—the “mouth twitching”, the “hand trembling.” 😂🤣
Lu Feng has been giving hint toward Wei Xiao but this btch really dense and dumb. Lol. I can’t wait to see when he realised that Lu Feng is his supposedly ‘girlfriend’ 😂
😅❤️
I got a cat named Captain (officially Captain Mew) so now whenever I see ‘Captain’ I keep thinking of my cat and I can’t take Captain Lu seriously 😭