translator: xiin
editors: apricot & juurensha
It didn’t matter that Yuan Ze had died once, but what was unfortunate was that he had lost control over all of his jungle zones.
Wei Xiao accurately locked in on the jungle creep refresh times and farmed resources like crazy, completely treating Group A’s jungle zone like his own backyard. He came and went whenever he wanted, and there was nothing Yuan Ze could do about it.
Fight? He couldn’t win!
Not fight, and let the little lunatic prance around arrogantly? As a big brother, didn’t he need his dignity?!
Yuan Ze: “Old Xie…”
Xie He: “Busy.”
Like hell you’re busy. Based on your mid-lane ability and just having to face off with only that fire mage who wished they could give you ten thousand kills – what are you busy with? Are you busy waiting for the other side to send their head over for you to kill?!
Teacher Yuan was someone with self respect and wouldn’t ask a second time. He turned his head to ask Lu Feng, “How about I come and help you clear your lane soldiers?”
He was unable to guard his own jungle zone. He wanted money, but couldn’t get any; he wanted experience, but he couldn’t get any either. His title as world’s number one death knight was hollow and useless!
Lu Feng didn’t speak. He started up his light arcs and cleared out his lane soldiers completely.
Yuan Ze: “………………” Did you f*cking have to go so far!
The audience couldn’t hear the team chat. The only thing they could see was the light arcs suddenly bursting out on the top lane.
“What’s going on!”
“Is Old G dead again?”
“Nooo, Gary didn’t show up.”
“Then who did the great demon king brush out his light arcs for???”
“The little soldiers…”
“Using the light arcs to clear out his lane? Your daddy really is your daddy.”
“But why use light arcs to clear out the soldiers?”
Some members of the audience had sharp eyes, “To tell you the truth, I think Yuan Ze might have wanted to leech off the top lane soldiers.”
“………………”
When it came to being cruel, Lulu was still the most cruel. He didn’t even leave a bite of meat for his big brother!
The director showed the farm panel, and all the viewers laughed out loud.
Close had the highest farm across the whole canyon.
Marshal had the lowest farm.
Despite this, Close still didn’t give him half a cent of farm. The scrolling comments had a full unspoken understanding regarding this and all sent out ‘feeling distressed for Captain Yuan’ comments.
It was a performance game, and everyone was playing for fun. Yuan Ze was too embarrassed to go to the bottom lane and leech farm from the two girls at the bottom lane, and his jungle zone was now surnamed Wei. His own top and middle lanes were super stingy and wouldn’t even leave him a mouthful of soup, leaving him with the lowest farm.
His teammates disdained him, and his opponents bullied him.
Yuan Ze endured for three full minutes before exploding, “Close! Come here and manage your own little lunatic!”
Lu Feng: “No.”
What do you mean, no? You won’t manage him, or you won’t be coming?
Probably both.
At the end of the day, Teacher Yuan wasn’t just an ordinary person. He hadn’t read all those psychology books for nothing, and he was trying his best to survive. “Are you going to let Captain Yan indulge him like this?”
What did it mean to draw blood with a single hit? What did it mean to hit the bullseye? What did it mean to say that Old Dog Yuan was really a dog!
The two girls who were in the same team were still playing games, but they really wanted to give out shrill screams!
Although they were all innocent and straight male players, this teammate friendship was very easy to ship!
Yuan Ze naturally wouldn’t say things clearly. He circled around it, “Gary ran into Yan Jiang in a ranking game before. After playing together for a game, he almost packed up to run off to Europe!”
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He hadn’t finished the rest of his sentence when Lu Feng spoke, “Come here.”
Yuan Ze: “!”
Since things had progressed to this point, although Big Brother Yuan had cheapened himself slightly, he would lose everything if he didn’t start fighting back!
Yuan Ze pressed the teleport button and quickly arrived at Lu Feng’s side.
Although Lu Feng was too lazy to care about Yuan Ze’s crappy jungler, he wouldn’t let the game end just like this.
It might be an entertainment performance game, but he knew that Wei Xiao was looking forward to it.
When he was beneath the stage, he’d heard what Wei Xiao was saying to Bai Cai.
Wei Xiao was looking forward to this game, and Lu Feng wouldn’t let him down.
One of the keys to playing jungler was controlling the jungle zone, and then snatching up the rhythm of the game.
In this match, with Teacher Yuan’s endless throwing of the game, Wei Xiao had already obtained absolute control over the jungle zones. After grasping the timing of when the jungle creeps refreshed, his rhythm would only rise up.
Snatch up jungle creeps, kill them off, then gank. It was a one stop solution kind of service that every professional jungler king understood.
Lu Feng hadn’t played jungler for a long time, but there was absolutely nothing wrong with his consciousness, and he understood Wei Xiao and even Yan Jiang.
He knew exactly where Wei Xiao would be next.
The death knight on his own team was now useless, and hitting them hard was meaningless. Lu Feng called Yuan Ze over so that they could target a point in Wei Xiao’s rhythm and break it up.
The two dragons would refresh at the same time. Wei Xiao would only be able to take one of them.
The three wolves in the bottom jungle zone had just come out, and from the perspective of maximizing farm, Wei Xiao would definitely go for the gold dragon. In that case…
They would take the silver dragon.
Yuan Ze had messed around for half the game, but he’d sobered up a bit. He could recover some of his losses in farm by taking the silver dragon, and when Wei Xiao rushed over, they could dodge beneath the tower and clear out a wave of soldiers, maybe even taking out Old G at the same time.
Yes, there was no need to be polite. Gary had to die.
In just five short minutes, Group A’s rhythm underwent earth shaking changes.
There was no need for commentary. The audience’s eyes were bright, and they instantly saw to the core of the changes.
“Close is badass! He can turn the tide even with this!”
“He’s worthy of being my husband. It’s obvious that he’s got it as soon as he makes a move!”
“The great demon king understands the little lunatic well. He saw through him completely.”
“Are you treating FTW’s top-jungler linkage as though it’s fake? Their hearts are connected!”
“Speaking of which, what’s going on with L&P’s top-jungler linkage.”
“Don’t ask, if you ask, then they’ve lost their mind!”
They were both top and jungler battles, but why were the two from FTW each better than the other? They played perfectly even when they were opponents, yet L&P had collapsed just like this?
Weren’t they the number one top-jungler linkage in the world?
Weren’t they the agreed-on championship team (19th season)!
What was going on with Gary and Yuan Ze!
They really couldn’t be blamed for this. FTW’s top-laner was still in the top lane, and their jungler was still jungling, while L&P’s jungler had become their top-laner, and their top-laner had become a noob. It was only due to their ability as professional players that they were able to hold on until now, okay!
Lu Feng snatched back the rhythm for Group A. Although he hadn’t taken the jungler open skill, and although he wasn’t playing jungler, he did everything that should be done.
So, did Yuan Ze end up going back to the top lane to abuse Gary?
Dream on.
The jungle zone belonged to the shadow thief, and the top lane also belonged to the shadow thief.
The death knight?
Yuan Ze gave up on himself and bought support equipment with which to shield Close.
Although Wei Xiao never ran into Lu Feng, he was too familiar with this feeling.
Each move of his was seen through. There was someone who understood where he wanted to go better than him, someone who completely understood his rhythm, his thoughts, and his actions.
Who was this person?
His captain!
It was clear that the situation had changed for him, but Wei Xiao’s tail was flipped up high.
Close was awesome. Even he wanted to help the fans shout out loud!
After two or three waves of guerrilla operations, Yuan Ze looked at the farm. “Gank?”
Lu Feng: “This way.”
The two of them circled around the bushes behind the stone man and waited.
Yuan Ze: “The captain won’t check the bushes.”
Lu Feng: “Mm.”
Yuan Ze: “Maybe he already set up vision.”
Lu Feng: “There isn’t any.”
Yuan Ze: “Will the little lunatic really come over here…”
Don’t blame Teacher Yuan for nitpicking like this. It was really that this moment was too important. If they could press Wei Xiao to death in this wave, Group A may be able to turn the tables. If they couldn’t, then based on Xie He’s listless state, Group A was done for.
The audience, who had god’s perspective, grew even more enthusiastic.
“I’ve been waiting for this scene for three years!”
“The scene of Marshal’s death knight and Close’s shadow thief crouching together is so good that I want to cry!”
“Remember the last game from three years ago?”
“I remember, I remember, the shadow thief attacked and took away the side’s c-position. The death knight broke in with a heavy blade and ended the game with a three against one fight!”
“Right, right, right, that game was the only time when my God Kim was beloved by his captain. Unfortunately, the top jungler pair was inhuman and broke down the other side even before he could develop enough to join the group fights.”
“Was that in London? I heard that the entire venue exploded, and the audience scolded the Asian team to death.”
“I would’ve scolded if it was me, too. Spending so much in order to watch the game just to have it turn out to be even less interesting than a casual game.”
“Acing the other party in a two against five and playing a 5v5 like a doubles game. The Team of Gods was really badass back then!”
For the fragmented Team of Gods, every second was an unforgettable memory.
They watched as Wei Xiao came over. The soul warlock, who was attached to him, was only a faint shadow.
The shadow thief himself was a character that hid in the dark, and the faint glow from the shadow thief was like a mist that hid him in the night.
Yan Jiang: “There’s someone up ahead.”
Wei Xiao’s footsteps paused, “Is it my captain?”
Yan Jiang: “And Yuan Ze.”
Wei Xiao’s mouth curved up slightly, “Okay.”
Knowing that there were tigers on the mountain but insisting on going there anyway, that referred precisely to Wei Little Xiao!
The commentators: “Quiet rushed in. Has he fallen for Close and Marshal’s ambush?”
“Didn’t Captain Yan give him vision? He didn’t even toss out a skill and went straight into the bushes?”
“No, wait, Quiet used the shadow attack and stacked up a layer of marks.”
“Captain Yan kept up with him and used the same skill in the same direction. His actions aren’t any worse than his.”
The commentators were excited, and the fans in the live broadcast studio were even more excited.
“Holy shit, holy shit, are they so certain that there’s someone there? They charged right in with their skills?”
“I now know why they call Quiet a lunatic. He even f*cking dares to do this!”
“The start for this is wrong.”
“He started spreading marks directly, stacking them up for his light arcs?”
“This greeting is really tough!”
“Quickly look at Close…”
“Oh my god, this hand speed is extreme.”
“Jealous, jealous. I really envy the live audience. How explosive would it be to watch this in person?”
Wei Xiao charged into the bushes and wasn’t surprised to see Yuan Ze and Lu Feng there. None of the four people who came face to face with each other panicked.
The two hiding in the bushes had expected them to charge in, and the two rushing into the bushes knew who was inside.
They didn’t hesitate at all. Wei Xiao even took the lead and took this micro advantage to unhesitatingly start building up momentum.
However, Close wasn’t frightened by his appearance and started his attack at almost the same time. Yuan Ze also switched forms instantly, aiming hard at Wei Xiao. Yan Jiang used a fine control skill to interrupt his attack, and Yuan Ze continued attacking, taking down over half of the soul warlock’s spirit bar.
The soul warlock had a spirit bar when they were attached. It would be reduced after getting attacked, and once it was empty, the attachment would cancel out, and the soul warlock would take serious damage.
Wei Xiao wasn’t distracted, completely putting his trust in Yan Jiang.
Yan Jiang switched skills and used the soul hunter’s skills to protect Wei Xiao.
Almost at the same time, nine light arcs fell from the sky.
Yuan Ze: “F*ck.” He retreated in a hurry but was still affected by the light arcs.
Yan Jiang’s spirit attachment was broken. He was seriously injured and slipped behind Wei Xiao.
Light filled the whole sky. The holographic projection lit up almost the entire venue.
Everyone in the audience who saw this scene held their breath.
It was just too gorgeous, too amazing.
The two sets of nine light arcs that were brushed out at the same time shocked everyone!
Close’s nine light arcs.
Quiet’s nine light arcs.
FTW’s inherited shadow thief was really f*cking amazing!
They rose up and fell at the same time.
This shocking damage killed all the jungle creeps nearby.
Yuan Ze and Yan Jiang drew back from the attack zone, but they still fell to the ground, seriously injured.
System Announcement––
FTW.Close killed FTW.Quiet.
FTW.Quiet killed FTW.Close.
They even die in the name of love!!
Is this even considered a fight now?! This is just them showing their love to the world and forcibly shoving dog food down our throats…. not that I’m complaining. Uwu😊😍
Ahhhh that death is a bliss … Too exciting and badass, they managed to show their love even tho as enemies on the battlefield
Thanks for the chapter ♥️♥️
This family of handsome men slaughters lonely dogs, dear commentators part 2! (or 2907644, depending on where to count from)
Thank you very much for the translation
What a powerful couple!! 😆😆
Thank you for the chapter ❤️
*chokes
Th-this unexpected dog food! Aaaaaaah I’m so stuffed- I can’t- *happily stuffs myself more anyways
YES die together 💖😭
YES! This is how I wanted it to play out. Love this for them 😆
System Announcement––
FTW.Close killed FTW.Quiet.
FTW.Quiet killed FTW.Close.
—— this once in a lifetime system announcement, not even in dreams you would dare to see. Waaaahhh!!! Soooo badass, these two!!
idk if this will make sense but oh my god it just hit me who the team of gods remind me of!!! ITS THE GOM FROM KNB LMAOOO LIKE THEYRE LEGENS AND EVERYONE IS TERRIFIED OF THEM
Aww… how cute ❤
You killed me i killed you
I’m already stuffed and fattened up by these luxurious dog food, yet the announcement really (for real!!!) chocked me speechless. ( ﾟдﾟ)
I now know the feelings of salted fish vegetables, and scum man Yuan.○ |￣| ＿