translator: xiin
editors: apricot & juurensha
“F*ck.” He cursed out loud at the base.
Moonlit didn’t even look at him and continued to show off his operations.
Ah Lin blinked. “Captain?”
Mo Hui was sour. “Quiet scored four accounts!”
Everyone in the RR training room: “…………………….”
What the hell kind of luck was that!
It shouldn’t be Bai Cai applying for the lottery again, right?!
Wei Xiao gave them the answer, “I can’t help it. There’s a God Of Wealth on our team, and we scored too many by accident.”
Mo Hui: “………………….”
He didn’t feel heartache over the Porsche, but he felt heartache over this opportunity to participate in the competition that could only be encountered by luck and couldn’t be sought!
Wei Xiao gave the other side a bit of time to feel envious, then asked slowly, “Want it?”
Money: “Yes!”
After saying so, he transferred money directly. The string of zeroes in the number was enough to make Brother Cai fly up to the heavens.
Wei Xiao: “No need.”
Mo Hui: “It’s a small fee for your efforts.” It was just a small hundred million.
Wei Xiao really didn’t want it: Firstly, he didn’t have much interest in money, and he currently didn’t have anywhere to spend it, so even the several million that his captain had given him could only lie there in his account like a corpse; secondly, our Brother Xiao felt a bit guilty. Just based on those game IDs, he was afraid that the relationship between RR and FTW would come to an end if he accepted it.
The advantage of transferring money over WeChat was that if the other party didn’t accept it, then it would just hang there and look attractive. There was a lot of space for autonomy.
But this action made Mo Hui very moved. He praised and boasted Quiet exaggeratedly in the base.
“This kid is so righteous that he doesn’t want anything in return for his good deeds.”
Moonlit: “……”
Money: “No wonder Moon-moon likes him so much, he’s worth it!”
Moonlit gave him a look. “I. Don’t. Like. Him.”
Mo Hui: “Yes, yes, you just like soloing with him.”
Moonlit had just finished playing a game. He got up to smoke a cigarette and calm himself down.
Mo Hui continued praising Wei Xiao to Ah Ling.
Ah Ling: “Quiet is so righteous. We can’t let him down.”
Mo Hui slapped his thigh. “That makes sense! I’ll go for a visit to express my thanks!”
Ah Ling: “……”
In fact, he’d meant that the captain should play well and take first place.
Forget it, there was no chance he’d get first place. It was better to go visit and express thanks.
Money sent Wei Xiao a message, “I’ll be right there. I’ll come pick up the account myself.”
Wei Xiao had just been about to send over the account login and password.
Money: “Don’t you have three left? I’ll go and pick one.”
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The main reason was because he’d brought over too many things, and he couldn’t carry it all on his own.
Yes, Wei Xiao didn’t take money, but Captain Mo had a strong sense of propriety and insisted on expressing thanks properly.
The other party didn’t accept money, but they had to accept gifts that were brought for a visit.
Wei Xiao went downstairs. He was stunned for a moment when he saw the dazzling array of high-end ingredients.
Mo Hui: “An Alaskan king crab and Australian lobster that just came off the airplane today, and this steak that’s…”
Bai Cai had followed him downstairs. His eyes shone when he saw the scene. “Captain Mo is here? What are you being so polite for…” Oh damn, this pile of things probably cost more than 20,000. Money really lived up to his name.
Wei Xiao said sincerely, “Captain Mo, there’s no need to be like this…”
Money was also very sincere. “We’re brother teams. There’s no need to be so polite.”
Wei Xiao emphasized, “Yes, brother teams, we really don’t have to be so polite.” So please don’t topple to the ground and be unable to get back up when you see those game IDs.
During their conversation, Bai Cai had already taken all the things Money had brought back to the kitchen.
On this side, Wei Xiao finally revealed his own alt accounts.
Since he wanted to choose, then it wasn’t just a matter of sending an account over. They wanted to take a look at the game IDs.
Mo Hui’s heart was filled with gratitude and expectation when he looked over––
Captain Mo: “……………………….”
Young Ah Ling: “……………………….”
At this time, silence was better than making any sound. One thought surfaced in Money’s heart: Could you return the Alaskan king crab and Australian lobster to me? Laozi wants to go back!
Wei Xiao promoted quickly, “Hey, IDs are like floating clouds, but gaining experience is the most important thing.”
Money was in a complicated mood and couldn’t speak.
Ah Ling swallowed dryly. “About this… dare I ask… whose alt accounts are they?”
Wei Xiao was willing to own up to the things he’d done, “They’re all mine.”
Ah Ling: “……………………”
Bai Cai tried to smooth things over. “It’s alright, those who are innocent will remain innocent. It’s just a game ID. Can it be compared with this one-in-a-lifetime opportunity?”
Money & Ah Ling: “……”
Honestly speaking, yes, it could!
Bai Cai was reluctant to give up the pile of things in the kitchen. “You guys were the first ones we thought about. If Captain Mo doesn’t want it, then we’ll…”
Money gritted his teeth.
Ah Ling didn’t even have a chance to persuade him…
“Alright!”
Damn it, he was shamelessly greedy for the opening game!
Close Has Great Skills.
Close Is Very Strong.
Close Has Super Endurance.
Money’s teeth ached badly. He said to Wei Xiao, “Didn’t you say there were four?”
It was too difficult to choose from these three. he was curious about the fourth one that Wei Xiao had kept for himself.
Wei Xiao cleared his throat, “Captain Mo, believe me, these three are quite good.”
Money didn’t believe it. “Let’s take a look.”
Wei Xiao must have saved the most normal one for himself.
Wei Xial: “… Alright then.”
Monks didn’t lie; the One Lamp Grandmaster really hadn’t lied to him.
Money looked at the fourth ID, and his heart felt like ashes, “You’re really capable.”
Compared with ‘I Like Close The Most’, the other three were really quite good.
In the end, Money took away ‘Close Has Great Skills’.
The names were all messy in any case. He might as well close his eyes and just pick one.
After seeing off Mo Hui, Wei Xiao sighed, “I’ve really paid too much for our China competition zone.”
Bai Cai: “……”
Paying too much was really true. The China competition zone’s great, bright image was going to collapse overnight!
They hadn’t yet become world famous by virtue of gaining a triple championship and had made their debut ahead of time with this heaven shattering craziness!
There were still two IDs left. Wei Xiao naturally focused on the two from TPT.
This time, only three people had been invited as professional players from the China competition zone.
TPT was a little miserable. They didn’t have a single spot.
It wasn’t that Eurostar was a lot worse than Asleep and Moonlit, but that this was really too careless and didn’t seem to have an edge.
TPT had performed well last year, and they’d also done well during winter training camp this year. However, compared with the public’s recognition of Moonlit and Asleep, he’d fallen behind.
In a situation where there were only three spots, it was reasonable that Eurostar-star wasn’t selected.
TPT was similar to RR in that they’d had their ‘army’ completely wiped out in the lottery.
Fu Li had already been prepared. “We’ll wait and see. Find a chance to buy an account.”
Eurostar complained quietly, “Captain… I could…” I could not participate. He might end up wrung into a rag in this 100 person brawl.
Fu Li looked over.
Eurostar: “I can go!”
On the other side, Captain Fu hadn’t yet contacted any ‘sellers’ when Wei Xiao had already come to find him.
When Fu Li heard that this brat had won four accounts, he was in a complicated mood. It was a complete repeat of how Money had felt.
Eurostar was surprised. “Was it Brother Cai? Brother Cai’s luck is really too good!”
Wei Xiao was modest. “So-so. Brother Cai’s the most lucky.”
Fu Li was a smart person. He said directly, “I want both accounts. In return, I can share all the data from the opening game with you.”
Wei Xiao: “!”
What did it mean to say that smart people harmed themselves with their own smartness? Captain Fu interpreted, “Is that okay?”
Money couldn’t impress Wei Xiaoxiao, but Fu Li’s data was too attractive!
Why were so many teams insisting on participating in the brawl opening game?
First of all, this was a global event and the popularity was no less than the global finals. Being able to go and show one’s face boded well for their future.
Secondly, the global competition was about to start. Being able to play against other players globally would bring them great benefits.
Fu Li’s bait was too big, and Wei Xiao couldn’t help himself. “Seriously?”
Fu Li wasn’t clear on how much money Money had given Wei Xiao, but TPT had their own resources. He agreed, “Yes.”
Wei Xiao: “I took a screenshot!”
Fu Li frowned. “I won’t break my promise.”
Wei Xiao thought in his heart: Of course you won’t break your promise before seeing the IDs. After seeing them…
Money’s attitude before he left made it clear that he wanted to take all the gifts he’d brought back! He could still see the scene clearly in his mind!
Wei Xiao confirmed it. “I’ll provide you with two accounts that can participate in the opening game, and in return, Captain Fu, you’ll share the data and analysis from the game with FTW.”
Fu Li: “Yes.”
Wei Xiao: “No matter what happens, you can’t go back on your word.”
Fu Li naturally noticed that something wasn’t right. “Is there something wrong with the accounts?”
Wei Xiao was calm. “There’s no problem with the accounts, they can definitely be used to participate.”
There was no problem with the accounts, and they could use them to participate in the opening game. Everything else could be figured out later.
As the ‘god calculator’ of Glory, Fu Li who could calculate a thousand, ten thousand things, how could he not include Wei Xiao’s crazy operations in his calculations?
Fu Li agreed, “Okay.”
Wei Xiao sent over both accounts in one go and included the game organizers’ official certificate of identification.
When he saw these two IDs––
Captain Fu: “………………………………..”
The man whose expression wouldn’t change if Mt. Tai collapsed, who wouldn’t blink if an elk suddenly appeared by his side: His! Mentality! Had! Collapsed!
Eurostar leaned over to take a look––
He immediately transformed into a tearful state. “Captain… I don’t want…”
Fu Li: “Shut up!”
As a result, the professional players from the China competition zone were all assembled together.
Three invited participants: FTW.Close, 3U.Sleep, RR.Moonlit.
The four immortals combo: Close Is Very Strong, Close Has Great Skills, Close Has Super Endurance, I Like Close The Most.
Don’t ask. If you asked, then all they wanted to do was to kill Little Lunatic Wei!
The author has something to say:
Hahahahahahahahaha
xiin: heeheee~
ii AM DYING AHAHHAHAHAH
Wei Xiao is truly a gem
I was laughing this entire chapter…what a relief from the day🌝
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The reactions when they saw the IDs!!! 😂
Thanks for the chapter!
Poor them 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the chapter ❤️
Hahahaha sh*t I can’t stop laughing Wei Xiao is really the limit 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my godddd this cheer me up hahaha thanks for the updatee!
Lol XD they are so funny! I think every game have a chance to change their ID with cost.
Hahahahahahaha i cant breath hahah they r all gold 😂 thank u for the chapter💜💜
The global finals became dog food buffet for the China competition zone instead, lmao 😂😂😂
Thanks for the chapter~
This is amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for the update ☺️
🤣🤣🤣 this is soo …
Thanks for the chapter ❤❤
Lmao. 🤣 Now I want to see how Lu Feng will react when he sees the IDs.
Thank you for the chapter~~! 💜💜💜
Hahaha can’t wait when those IDs are put on use. Its not Power Rangers but more like ‘Close Rangers’
CLOSE RANGERS ROLL OUT!
Thanks for the chapter! ^^)❤
Лучше!!
Thank you for the chapter!
lmfao wei little xiao😂
OMG, I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂 This has to be the best chapter I’ve ever read.
Thank you so much for the great translation 👍🤗
Don’t ask. Little lunatic’s hero worship has reached a whole new level! 😂😂😂
Lmao I guess the author feels bad for putting CLose through all the angst so this was to balance it out 😂
As fantastic as the whole chapter was, the author’s note is the best part lolol.
OMG Its gonna be a hell of a riot on the opening game.. asfshahsjjsjsbajakdn.. Lu Fengs gonna be so bewildered about Wei Xiao’s antics this time adagshsjbsdnnslol
Thank you for the update! (｡’▽’｡)♡
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
to the author’s ending comment… my sentiments exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those accounts are going to cause bloody rain on the day of the opening 😆😆😆😆😆
I… Why did my mind directly went into the gutter after seeing the ID names all together? (☉｡☉)!
The four immortals combo: Close Is Very Strong, Close Has Great Skills, Close Has Super Endurance, I Like Close The Most.
Thank you for the chapter~
So hilarious! HAHAHA I’m rereading this already but this never failed me from laughing! 🤣
HAAHAHAHAHA IM DYING
(￣y▽￣)╭ Ohohoho…..(￣y▽￣)╭ Ohohoho….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damnit at this rate I’m gonna wake up the neighborhood! 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA I COULDN’T HELP BUT BURST OUT LAUGHING IN PUBLIC HAHAHAHAHA YOU REALLY CAN’T READ THIS IN PUBLIC UNLESS YOU WANT TO MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF LAUGHING
Hahahahaha🤣😂😂😂😂
HAHHAHAHHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’—t hahahahhahahhahah
THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER IS SO FUNNY
So hilarious!!!! OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING WITH MY DAMN TEARS!!!! 😂😂😂
I can’t stop laughing lol. Wei Xiao you’re the man
Hahahahaha I haven’t laugh out load this long for a while omg. This is lit 🤣🤣🤣
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LITTLE WEI’S NAMING SENSE IS ALL ABT CLOSE
cant stop giggling bcoz of this chapter lmaoo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If people noticed their ids, they would think so many of Close’s harem members are lucky.
This accounts thing was the best hahajahaha
I laughed so hard… this has been a nice roller coaster ride.
Thanks
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🤣🤣😉😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I want to see then fight all together with those Id 😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA GOSH! I’M AT WORK RIGHT NOW, LAUGHING LOUD🤣”>
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(700 HAHA’S were omitted)