translator: xiin
editors: apricot & juurensha
Chen Feng’s head hurt. “Wei Xiao, you…” What were you thinking, coming up with these IDs?!
Of course, Glory had a name change card. It wasn’t expensive, and players could change their name for 99 yuan. For professional players, this price was nothing, and they could change their name however they liked.
But this time, it was different. Since it was an ID that had been chosen, then it was bound to the account.
When the time came, and the game organizers checked things over, the account number and IDs had to match up. They couldn’t change anything, so if they wanted to participate in the opening brawl, they could only use these flashy IDs!
Wei Xiao was very frank and candid. “I was young and ignorant.”
Young was true.
Ignorant… F*ck, he probably was quite ignorant.
Wei Xiao’s national server accounts couldn’t be trained up in just a day or two. Even if he had this level of ability, he also had to have the time.
After joining the team, his days had all been packed full with tasks. How could he have the time to train up alt accounts? Especially accounts for different professions; if the coaching team learned that he was doing such ‘improper things’, they would definitely chase him around the base and make him suffer in person!
Wei Xiao’s accounts had all been trained up prior to joining the team.
A Glory season was very long. Wei Xiao had made great achievements prior to joining the team, and so far, nobody else had been able to break his records. It wasn’t clear if this boy was just desperate or very gifted.
Of course, this was also reasonable. After all, he was a person who’d hammered people across the whole of the China Glory circle.
Before joining the team, Wei Xiaoxiao had really been ‘young and ignorant’––at the very least, he hadn’t known that he could fall in love with the captain.
At the time, he’d been a pure and simple Close boaster and fan. He’d used these IDs to antagonize those haters, and had purposely gone up in the rankings so that they could all see that Close was powerful and that Close’s super loyal fan was also very strong!
As for ‘great skills’, ‘very strong’, ‘super endurance’…
Nothing was wrong there. Two years ago, the biggest impression that Close had left on Wei Xiao was:
His skills were really great––he couldn’t win against him in solo no matter what!
His physical strength was very strong––he hadn’t gotten tired even after playing for 48 hours straight!
He had super endurance––of course, it had been a whole 48 hours! How could a man be so fierce!
These IDs really didn’t mean anything else, even if looking at them now… it was enough to make someone like Chen Feng, who knew the truth, almost choke to death.
Close, what kind of big treasure have you fallen in love with!
Wei Xiao, who’d just won the lottery, also felt a little guilty. He tossed the blame at Brother Cai. “What were you so anxious for? Would you die if you waited for me to use a name change card first before signing up?!”
Bai Cai felt very wronged. “Who the hell told you to pick these IDs!”
Wei Xiao himself had forgotten about it. After using these IDs for such a long time, he already no longer remembered how to come up with normal game IDs.
He sighed. “The only relatively normal one didn’t make it.”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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Wei Xiao looked at him. “What do you mean?”
Bai Cai rolled his eyes, “Who would go crazy with the truth like you?”
Wei Xiao clapped his hands. “Oh yeah, in fact they’ll believe the opposite!”
Brother Cai: “……”
Now that it was mentioned, it seemed that it really was the case.
In the whole world, um, be a bit more confident actually, across the whole universe, who the hell else would act like Wei Xiaoxiao
Two men who’d gotten together yet still dared to use these IDs boldly and openly.
As long as someone felt a little bit of interest in the matter, they would feel guilty about it and try to cover it up.
Nobody in the whole wide world would believe Wei Xiao’s ‘I’m greedy for the captain!’ behavior.
Especially when it came to this person who frequently did these kinds of things!
Brother Cai had a deep understanding of this, so he was able to remain firm.
If even he couldn’t believe that Wei Xiao had managed to get the captain, then other people… ha-ha.
It wasn’t that he, as the Gossip Emperor, looked down on them, but rather…
Fine then, he, the Gossip Emperor, was looking down on them!
Wei Xiao was relieved. This relief made him even more damned magnanimous, and even more shameless. “If I’d known earlier, I would’ve changed ‘like’ to ‘love’.”
The national server jungler account with the ID ‘I Like Close The Most’ was made when Wei Xiao simply liked Close, the type of liking that didn’t have any extra thoughts.
But now…
Of course, he loved Close the most!
Bai Cai choked. “Brother Xiao, can we stop messing around?!”
In any case, to sum it up, Wei Xiao was very natural and magnanimous and didn’t feel that these IDs were problematic at all.
Because of their past experience, coupled with his unconventional temperament, Ning Zhehan and Yue Wenle didn’t think in that direction at all.
Brother Tang wouldn’t think about it, either. He’d been laughing ever since he saw the game IDs, and now, he was still providing a ‘hahahaha’ background sound for the training room.
Chen Feng was flustered. “The accounts belong to Wei Xiao. You can decide how to deal with it yourself.”
He was letting it go and not worrying about it any more. Wei Xiao could do whatever he liked.
Fortunately, the event organizers were wise and powerful and had set up the restrictions early. Otherwise, the whole FTW team would be put up like ducks on a shelf, and the scene would be very stimulating.
To put it mildly, all the FTW members were fans of the great demon king.
To put it more directly, it would become a confirmed fact that all of FTW were licking dogs!
The club no longer paid attention to it, but Bai Cai was eager for action. “Old Wei, if you trust me, then you can hand it over to me. I can promise to get you a good price, and we can split it 80/20.”
Wei Xiao glanced at him. “20 for you, 80 for me?”
Bai Cai: “What are you thinking! I was the one who submitted the accounts and made it happen. Of course I’m the one who gets 80%!”
Wei Xiao: “Were you the one who trained up the accounts?”
Bai Cai: “Er…”
Brother Cai put up with the pain, “Fine, fine, fine, then let’s make it 70/30. 70% for me, 30% for you.”
Wei Xiao was too lazy to pay him any attention. “I’m not selling them.”
Brother Cai: “Eh…”
Wei Xiao, “We’re all brother teams. I’m going to just give them away!”
Bai Cai: “You might not be short on money, but you can at least let me earn a bit!”
In any case, one of the accounts would definitely be offered to Money. Captain Mo was rich and was generous, and his wallet was very loose. Captain Mo wouldn’t even blink if he gave Bai Cai 10,000 or 20,000.
Bai Cai wasn’t willing to give up. He followed behind Wei Xiao, wanting to see if there was any tiny loophole he could find opportunities with.
Sure enough, the first person Wei Xiao contacted was Money.
RR base.
Mo Hui was currently worried. “Not a single one of our ten accounts were chosen. There’s something fishy about the lottery conditions!”
The cool and aloof Moonlit was in the midst of ranking and ignored his captain.
Money went to find their support player, Ah Ling. “Young Ling, is my luck this bad?”
Ah Ling comforted him. “There were hundreds of thousands of applications. The probability of winning is definitely very small.”
Mo Hui: “Didn’t they say that the higher the ranking of the account, the greater their chances of success?”
Ah Ling explained it to him, “The organizers must be afraid of having the professional players taking advantage of the situation and making it so that ordinary players don’t have a chance, so… they restricted certain IPs!” Young Ling was really a smart kid. He was even able to come up with something like this.
Mo Hui thought it over.
Ah Ling: “Really, captain. That must be it. Just think about it, our base’s IP address is registered. As long as they restrict our IP, we definitely won’t be able to win.”
The game organizers: We didn’t do that; we refuse to take the blame for this.
Mo Hui sighed, “Fine then, it seems that I won’t have the chance to compete on the same stage as little Moon-moon.”
Moonlit shot him a cold look. “If you want, I can beat you to pieces right now.”
Mo Hui smiled like a fox. “Domestic violence is wrong.”
Moonlit: “……”
Moon God doubted life on a regular basis: Why were the two most important people in his professional career both so shameless!
One of them was the Shameless Mo who’d brought him to Glory.
The other one was the Outrageous Wei who’d let him understand the essence of Glory.
How annoying!
What he didn’t know was that when shameless and outrageous came together, there would be even more bullshit!
When Money saw Wei Xiao’s WeChat message, he’d just been in the midst of sending out red envelopes in the team group chat.
Captain Mo had a good habit. He would send out red envelopes when he was in a bad mood, and he would even send out four digit red envelopes continuously.
Professional players were always short of money. A small support player like Ah Ling, who wasn’t as good at ‘doing business’ as Bai Cai, normally didn’t have many viewers when he opened up his live broadcast. He was still quite greedy for money.
Fortunately, his captain often supplemented his income, which was why he’d been living so well.
After sending out 7000 or 8000, Captain Mo saw Wei Xiao’s WeChat message.
Captain Mo casually sent over a private red envelope.
Wei Xiao: “?”
Money spoke with his red envelopes, “What’s up?”
Wei Xiao didn’t click on the red envelope. “What kind of happy thing did Captain Mo encounter?”
Another red envelope flew over. This one held a crying emoticon: “I’m in a bad mood.”
Wei Xiao: “……”
Your way of being in a bad mood is really unique.
Money sent over another red envelope. The remark this time was: “Sending out red packets to make myself happy.”
It was fortunate that Brother Cai didn’t see these chat records. Otherwise, his eyes might have been filled with green, and he might have defected to RR at any minute.
Wei Xiao thought about it. “I won’t disturb you…”
Before he could finish typing, Money had sent over another red envelope, using the remarks on the red envelopes to continue talking: “There’s no way to play with little Moon-moon in the competition.”
Wei Xiao understood. So that’s what it was.
“I was just about to tell you, I have an extra account. Do you want it?”
Money: “!”
Wei Xiao continued calmly, “Each team can only use two accounts. I scored four, and it would be a waste to throw them away.”
Mo Hui: “!!!”
I can imagine Money face 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the chapter ❤️
I wish I had such a generous boss…
Thank you for the chapter~~! 💜💜💜
Mo Hui, just ignore the account IDs. Participation is more important 😂😂😂
Man, all those red packets… I want! 😭
Captain Money stop working.jpg 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank u for the chapter💜💜💜💜
Way to go Xiao.. Money is more sad now🤣🤣 poor Money 😂😂😂
I want to be money’s friend. Just so he can casually throw money at me. I’ll NEVER refuse.
Thanks for the chapter~
imagine he throws himself at you, cause his name is well money
XD
I… I’m willing.
LOLOLOL Who wouldn’t be willing ah? XD
I think the most willing would be our dear vegetable
It’s a perfect ship 💖💖
now you may kiss the husband 😂😂
If it’s our vegetable brother, than I might take a step back despite my love for money and beauty.
Just slap me with those money Daddy Mo~
I’ll surrender myself to you
money sure has a different way of expressing his his mood and that in itself is a total mood😂
i could feel money’s emotions after xiao xiao said that… the pure feeling of wanting to punch something and curse at his broken luck… even i wanted to do that
😂😂
M
Thank you for new update!!!
This novel is really mood changer 😅😅
Thanks for the chapter 💕💕
😅😂😂
Thanks for the chapter ❤❤
old Wei you just hinder my ship, Mo Cai, to be sailed…. but this way is okay, just wait until he sees the nickname lolololol
Wei Xiao’s description of his skills, physical strenght and super endurance are so dirty… probably more dirtier than Bai Cai’s gossiping post 🤣🤣🤣
oh and RIP to those who would receive this accounts 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the chapter! ^^)❤
Can I be Money’s friend? I’mma go install wechat now hehe. Man, I can’t really stop shipping Money and Little Veggie together. Imagine Bai Cai’s greedy face… er, I mean lovestruck face if he ever sees that chat lol.
Tysm~💕
Lmao Wei Xiao!! He is gonna give heart attack to soooo many people XDXD
I won’t mind receiving Captain Mo’s donations. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂