translator: xiin
editors: apricot & juurensha
The 20 year old Bai Cai ushered in the darkest moment of his life!
Even in a dream, ten dreams, no, a hundred dreams, he still couldn’t have imagined the scene in front of him!
Lu Feng was taller than Wei Xiao, and Wei Xiao’s clothes were a little short on him, especially around the arms. His long sleeves became a little short, revealing a part of wrist and making his fingers appear even more straight and slender.
He put his hand on the doorknob casually, his black hair slightly askew, his eyes at half mast. When he walked through the darkened living room, he’d scared Bai Cai with his gaze.
Brother Cai had never seen a Close like this in his life. Even more, he’d never seen the red marks like cat scratches on his arms, and, and…
Lu Feng: “Wild man?”
His voice was very textured, and the slow sound echoed around the space as it rang out.
Brother Cai was about to be scared into tears.
Wei Xiao looked at his miserable appearance and helped him out, “The jungler king’s man, wild man for short, isn’t that so, Brother Bai?”
Bai Cai: “………………”
“Yes! That’s right! That’s exactly it!” His desire for survival exploded, and Bai Cai nodded just like he was pounding garlic.
Wei Xiao wanted to laugh, “Not worried anymore?”
Bai Cai startled back to his senses and said quickly, “Of, of course. Bah, what’s there to be worried about? Um… Captain, you continue on, um, you…”
After stammering for a long time, Brother Cai bailed like there was oil smeared on the soles of his feet. “I won’t disturb you guys anymore!” He ran off super fast, like he was being chased by a group of monsters.
Wei Xiao laughed at him, “Look at how promising you are!”
How could Bai Cai care about what he was saying? Protecting his life was most important, and he wanted to continue living well in FTW!
He ran all the way downstairs. Ning Zhehan and the others had also gone downstairs to eat, and when they saw him like this, they asked, “Brother Cai, what’s the matter with you?” He was pale, and there was sweat dripping down his face, his expression bleak like he’d just been played badly.
Bai Cai collapsed on the sofa. Over half of his spirit and soul had already flown away. “If I die, remember to help me pack up my belongings and send them back home.”
Little Ning: “???”
Brother Cai: “Especially that little suitcase worth 66,000. Remember to pack it up well and don’t let it get bumped…” He really gave instructions for all his affairs, no matter how big or trivial.
Upstairs, Wei Xiao laughed at Bai Cai relentlessly.
Lu Feng bent over to pick up the self-heating hot pot and rice that had fallen to the ground, “What happened? Did Bai Cai find out?”
Wei Xiao was laughing so hard that tears were about to squeeze out. He pulled down his collar and showed Lu Feng the hickies. “Brother Cai is too sharp. He thought that I’d cheated on you…”
The more he spoke, the funnier he thought it was. In the end, he was laughing so hard he was rocking back and forth.
Damn it, when it came to holes in one’s brain, who could compare with the Gossip Emperor?
He was really worthy of being a man who ran an account that had gathered tens of millions of CP fans, gaining the title of Gossip Emperor by virtue of his small articles.
Lu Feng understood the situation. “Wei Little Xiao.”
The alarm bells over Wei Xiao’s head rang loudly; this form of address wasn’t right!
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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Wei Xiao: “!”
Lu Feng raised his eyelids and looked at him.
Wei Xiao got it.
Damn it… Bai Cai, you’re going to die!
He thought about Brother Cai’s identity. He was Brother Cai’s number one friend, a very tacit partner, and a good brother who fought side by side with him.
There was a saying––your boyfriend’s brother may know your boyfriend better than you.
Bai Cai had precisely that identity!
Just like Lu Feng had asked, why would Bai Cai doubt you?
If he didn’t have any previous history, then why would his fellow brother suspect that he was hiding someone in his room?
Wei Xiao couldn’t laugh anymore. His brain was filled with hand cut white cabbage.
Anyway, if something happened and it couldn’t be solved, the first way to deal with it was to act coquettish. Wei Xiao went over and kissed Lu Feng hard. “Who knows what that vegetable is thinking? In any case, I only have the captain; there’s no space for anyone else in my heart.”
A smile flashed through Lu Feng’s eyes, and he teased him, “Mm, you’ll only encounter love on a street corner.”
Wei Xiao: “!!!”
Lu Feng sat on the sofa. “I wanted to see FTW’s results when I got off the plane. Your words were the first thing I heard.”
Glory’s Mic Explosion King had edited an overnight clip, releasing FTW’s team chat for the game against TPT.
Wei Xiao’s ‘encountering love on a street corner’ had instantly become a golden sentence, the Xiao-Li CP rising up immediately and even overshadowing Li-Star and the twin junglers.
In particular, Wei Xiao had broken through Fu Li’s calculations and spoken such a wonderful sentence after such a beautiful kill.
They didn’t care if it was intentional or unintentional, the CP fans loved it anyway!
Wei Xiao was crying, “I just said it casually…”
It was over, it was over, he was going to have to sleep on the floor.
Lu Feng pulled him over by his wrist and seated him on his lap. “… If I were a woman, I would want to marry Brother Tang right now.”
Wei Xiao’s back stiffened!
That was from last time, during FTW’s game against 3U. Tang Chen’s space-time reversal had given him a quadrakill. At the time, he’d been too excited, and his mouth had gotten away from him.
Oh my god, how could the captain remember all of it!
Lu Feng nibbled on his pale earlobe. “Who are you marrying?”
Wei Xiao’s waist was sour, and his voice was so soft it was a mess: “……”
Lu Feng: “I can’t hear you.”
Wei Xiao blushed hard. “Captain…”
Lu Feng’s lips curved. “What.”
Wei Xiao’s clothing shifted as he was caressed. His voice trembled, “Don’t…”
Lu Feng: “Answer.”
Wei Xiao’s chin rested on his shoulder. The tips of his ears were burning, his eyes squeezed close, and his heart thumped hard. There wasn’t much he didn’t dare to say, “Marrying the captain!”
Lu Feng chuckled out loud.
Wei Xiao bit down on his healthy shoulder. “Don’t, don’t do it anymore.”
Lu Feng didn’t intend to let him go. “Who did you meet on the street corner?”
Wei Xiao’s scalp was numb. “I met you.”
Lu Feng: “And then?”
Wei Xiao couldn’t stand it. “… Love you, I love you, captain, I only love…”
His entire body was set down flat, and his mouth was kissed.
Wei Xiao moaned and wrapped an arm around his neck.
Bai Cai had come back up again. After careful consideration, his strong sense of desire told him that he had to make up for it.
Even without mentioning the captain firing him out of anger, just the Wei Xiao who’d been embarrassed into anger coming to find him to settle accounts with him was more than he could afford!
Why had the captain flown back?
How was the shoulder treatment going?
Could it be that missing another person had become a sickness, and he’d flown back to meet the little beast in his spare time?
Was this little beast so attractive?!
Although Bai Cai had known that the two of them had gotten together, there’d been no image in his mind, and he’d always felt that it was unrealistic.
Now…
F*ck, it was true love!
A 12 hour flight, traveling across half the world, reversing the time difference, just to come back to see Wei Xiao.
If this wasn’t true love, then there was no real love in the world.
Brother Cai, as the Gossip Emperor who’d experienced many battles, swore all the way to heaven that he’d never read any short articles like this.
It was a brain hole that even the CP fans didn’t dare to come up with, yet it had happened in reality!
Magical.
The world was too magical!
Bai Cai thought of his own messy thoughts earlier, and his head almost exploded.
It was over, it was over. The captain wouldn’t have misunderstood him, right?
He hadn’t tossed Wei Xiaoxiao into a pit, had he?
This wouldn’t become a stumbling block to their feelings, would it?
Brother Cai was really in a panic. He was really afraid that FTW might be destroyed if something happened to the feelings between the two of them.
He was just a vegetable. He couldn’t afford to bear responsibility for such a heinous crime!
What to do…
Bai Cai thought about it back and forth and came up with a small way to salvage the situation.
The captain must’ve rushed back overnight, and he probably hadn’t had a proper meal. Otherwise, Wei Xiao wouldn’t have been looking everywhere for the self-heating hot pot.
What was so tasty about fast food?
He had to quickly bring up some fresh, hot food to satisfy the captain’s appetite!
So Brother Cai personally cooked four dishes and a soup and brought them upstairs.
He met someone on the way there.
Yue Wenle: “What’s this?”
Bai Cai was prepared. “Wei Xiao isn’t feeling well so I made him something to eat.”
He was setting things up for a cover up. Wei Xiao had spent an hour going to the washroom and a reason had to be found for his disappearance.
Bai Cai had said previously that he wouldn’t help him cover up, but in fact, he was helping him cover all the holes, even making up excuses for him. “His stomach’s uncomfortable. He went back to his room to rest.”
Sending him food now was not unreasonable.
Yue Wenle still found a flaw. “Can Quiet eat so much food?”
Bai Cai: “……”
Yue Wenle stared at him.
Bai Cai brainstormed for a while and felt that he wouldn’t be far from a fate where he had to go home and raise pigs if he exposed the fact that the captain had come back.
So he steeled himself and said, “I’m eating with him.”
Yue Wenle: “Oh……”
Fortunately, he’d encountered Yue Wenle, who only had potato chips in his eyes and wasn’t interested in these four dishes and one soup. If he’d met Brother Tang or Little Ning, their next sentence would likely have been, “I’m coming too!”
Then Brother Cai would really have ended up dead.
The two people in the room were also ‘settling the accounts after the autumn harvest’.
Wei Xiao’s anger had now been completely diverted to a new target.
Who cared about Brother Cai? Glory’s Mic Explosion King should go die!
He’d really sold him out cleanly!
He was a person who had a boyfriend; could they stop releasing these ambiguous words!
Who would’ve dared to think that the king of irreverent remarks would one day be attacked by his own remarks.
Thankfully, he still didn’t know what it meant to make love properly.
Although, that day wasn’t that far off.
xiin: White Cabbage would make a very good wife…
+1 xiin and I want him to be pampered too he’s suffering so much and there’s still no ending to it as long as he’s with the beast wei and now he’s going for it again ahhhh the white cabbage is really done for, it will end up turning blue and red the moment he arrives with his delivery
Thanks for the chapter ❤❤
White Cabbage would make a very good wife +1 🥰. Also that description of Lu Feng with the scratches…^\\^
Thanks for the chapter!
Ahh those two silly brothers, one with brain hole and the other with unfiltered mouth 🤣🤣
Thank you for the chapter ❤️
Ohohohoho …. I cant wait for our brother vegetable to be nice wife 😏
😊 thanks for the chapter. ♥️
+1 xiin, would make a very good wife indeed
I really, really love brother vege, he’s so cute, so precious. Would totally simp for him hahaha
Бай Цай! На самом деле Бай выглядит как айдол точно так же как Вэй Сяо и он нежный как белая капуста! Любите его!
Thank you for new chapter
Thanks for the chapter! So the main dish remains, lol, not that there aren’t many ways to have fun
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Lu Feng was very domineering in this chapter~~! 😍
Thank you for the update 💜💜💜
Thanks for the chapter! ^^)❤
Why do I feel like Money would suit our Little White Cabbage 😌😌
+1 xiin!~ But no worries his husband Money will take him away from his suffering like how the prince in cinderella takes her away from his stepmother! And in this story, the stepmother is Little Crazy Wei hahahahha
Thanks for the chapter<3
Hoping for more sweet and happy days for Captain Lu and Best Boi Wei Xiao