Guide on How to Fail at Online DatingCh83 - Now you know to call me Gege?

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1. *breathes KIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

2. [As long as your acting is good enough, Xiang Huaizhi’s fist can’t reach you.]

   [Even an Oscar winner wouldn’t be able to fucking act this out ah!!!]

   [Jing Huan’s ears were boiling hot. He said, “These are all high quality fakes.”]

   LOLOLOL HUANHUAN WHYYYY

   [Is this the price of lying?! ]

   listen kif, this is why you should not tell a lie

   [“Now you know to call me Gege?” Xiang Huaizhi asked.]

   ASDFGHJKL ASHSOWJWLAKA

   BANGKEEEEE AAAAAA

   ANJIR ANJIT ANIRHELAKQLANANBSKWNAJAJAA AKQNQLAAJQMAKQL

3. I thought… It was the warmth of XH’s beautiful lips…

   Thanks for the chapter ~

   • Thought the same. I even think that XHZ would kiss JH on the lips. Too bad, it’s “caress”

4. Awwwwww Xiang is so caring to Huanhuan… and Xiang wanting to leave the team… vinegar again? 🤣🤣🤣

   P.S.: The fanart is soooo beautiful… which novel is it from?

   • You mean the fanart for this novel?

     • The holiday giveaway one i think…

       • Huh, you know, I’m not sure. I want to say it’s for DYLM, but I can’t find a label.

         • I forgot which novel it was from… idk why maybe reodm or inewtbsml… idk its in my reading list but that aint helpful since half(?) of the novels here are on it…

     • Sorry for the late reply. Yes. Fanart of xai_ice.

   • It’s of Lin Qian and Zheng PingQing from ROEDM

     • Thank you. Checked it on its discord channel and yeah it was pinned there.

5. He didn’t know why this person, who had figured out his identity, wasn’t confessing everything to him, but he might as well accompany him in this act.

   Soooooop sweeeeeeettttt and can we talk of Xiang acting as stalker of Huanhuan? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

6. Yessssssssss~ Huanhuan called Xiang Gege gege~ uwu

   Was eye twitching with Huanhuan… cursing the slag man all the way

   Xiang Gege, if the slag man still persists, tell him that you’re with wifey~

   Thanks for the chapter~ ( ^ ♡ ^ )/

7. kicking my slightly sprained leg in excitement

8. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJKKLJGDSAAADDFF!!!!!!!

   This chapter…. my cheeks hurt from smiling so much!!

   It’s sweet and funny at the same time.

   Love it very much!

   and oh, i get goosebumps at the part where XHZ was measuring the fever with the ear thermometer.

   somehow it is kinda… erotic? (// >﹏<//)

   thanks for the update, now i can’t for friday~

9. Lol I’m sorry but I’m happily cackling watching Huanhuan try to save his ass 🤣🤣🤣

   And Gege is the magic word for XHZ 😁

   Thanks for the chapter ❤

10. this is so cute 💛

11. I pity Qiufeng🙁🙁🙁.

12. I bet because of huanhuan’s stress level at that time his fever will miraculously go away! 😆 Oh gosh i hope the next chapter has them coming clean and confessing and come to an agreement to get together for real kyaaaaaaaa! Thanks so much for this chapter ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

13. My face the whole chapter: :>>>>>>

14. Ahh!!so anxious for the next chapter….thanks for the update.

15. GAAAAAHHH WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER THIS CHAPTER WAS !!!!!

    GEGE !!! >///<

    Finally Xiang Huazhi was in HuanHuan’s room !

16. KYAAAAAAAAAA KAUEDCGFDCBJKKCDJSGHXLKAAJSOIQUDSA

17. I thought Xiang Huaizhi was going to Kiss him directly!! But I guess he was considerate, Huanhuan would have died otherwise😂

    Thanks for the chapter!

18. Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Tysm for the chapter!!😍😍😍😍

19. High quality dog food, so rich. I can’t breath. 🤧

    Thank you for the chapter!! 😭😭

20. Ahhhh Xiangggggg you’re going to be the death of Huanhuan 🤣🤣🤣

21. Omg I was squealing so hard!!!!! This chapter was so funny

22. Pfffft lololol the struggle is real xDD

    Thx for the ch \(≧▽≦)/

23. Imagining Huanhuan calling XHZ “Gege” in a weak, resigned to fate (lol) voice just makes me feel giddy. Awww Huanhuan is having a crisis while feverish. Everything’s came crashing down on the sick boy lol

    ““Yes.”As long as you’re happy.If you wanted me to go PK him until his username turns red, that’s fine too. “🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Obediently going along with his husband lol Can’t wait to read the next update. Thank you for the chapter!

24. Gaaaaaaaaah so cute feels like I have butterfly in my gut 😘😘😘😘

    Thank you for the translations translator Sama and Editor Sama 😘😘😘😍

25. thank for the update n ur hard work ❤❤❤❤❤

26. Other people are freaking out about Huanhuan being silly and Huaizhi being a doting bf.

    I’m freaking out about the amount of medicine they use to break a fever.

    Am I getting old?

27. Oh gosh i was laughing so much– from giddiness and huanhuan being such an elementary school kid hahahahahahah

28. And this line —- “and then he opened the door slowly like opening a coffin for himself” —- this is so accurate, i can’t😂😂

29. Thanks for the chapter 😊😍

30. XHZ is living budha he didn’t get mad? Even a little bit?

31. OMGGGGGGGGGGGG FINALLY!!!!

32. 😍😍😍😍😂😂😍💘💘💘💘💘💘

33. Thank you for the chapter! 🌹

34. i’ve never wanted to scream out loud this badly before omg this is torture im so sad i have no one to scream with

    • also thank you for translating

35. AJDHJBSJDSBDNJSJ FINALLYDJDHDJBDJJSHSJ

36. [smile][insane laughter][insane laughter intensifies]

37. You know to call me GeGe now hoho(￣ω￣;)

38. Awwww, they’re so sweet

39. XHZ missed the perfect chance to do give Huanhuan a kiss on the cheek and say “I hit you in the face. With my mouth. Gently. Because I like you”

40. Huanhuan is the chuckles I’m in danger meme

41. I THOUGHT HE WOULD KISS

    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

42. Before reading any further, I just wanna scream;

    AAAAAaaaaSDfGajhajsishaujHHHHiaiwiehuejrbjsiaijjjaoaijGWUAOEHHFBRGGRGWIAUHANSJIDJSJKAJHSHAVVABXVHDHDHHDHDJJAIWHWHJWHFJJAKWUDIFHBDGDAHHAKAJS

    okay I’m done, thank you :DD

43. ❤️

44. OMGGGG FINALLYYYYYYY CONGRATS YOU TWOOO!!! 💖💝💗💞💞💗💝💗💝💗💝💗💝💗💝💗💝

    Thank you for the chapter! 🌺💖