Guide on How to Fail at Online DatingCh80 - A cold person like Xiang Huaizhi actually liked loli voices!!!

 

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Translator's Note

Divi: LMAO I’m particularly picky about screen repair terminology because I do phone screen repairs

The phone screen: phone

The glass layer is always on top, protecting the LCD + digitizer.
So as long as your digitizer doesn’t break, you’ll be able to touch. If your LCD breaks, then it’ll have the black scratch across the screen.

Translator's Note

basically crab fat

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Chinese 911

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or longevity

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  2. Jing Huan didn’t look at his cellphone on [the ground. He said expressionlessly, “Oh no, my cellphone is broken, probably can’t add me anymore.”]

    LOL HUANHUAN LOLOLOL

  6. Can we freaking just RIP LH for being rejected by Huanhuan in his invitation to be a WeChat friend? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO Huanhuan’s evading skills… but he can never escape from Xiang! LWH and GZX are the best wingmen. LWH must have tipped GZX about Huanhuan crushing on Xiang. Kiyaaaaaaa that blush! Huanhuan’s eyes on Xiang started to have a pink filter (crush/love) 😍😍😍😍😍😍 and LWH and GZX in the end let Xiang and Huanhuan have an alone time. So sweet friends ❤❤❤❤❤

  8. Poor Huanhuan is so flustered, but I can’t help laughing at all those inner monologue fatalistic phrases xD Poor baby, I hope they get to know it soon.

  9. LMAOOO HUANHUANNNNNN looooool

    This chapter is really hilarious and cute❤️ Huanhuan is freaking out so much but at the same time I think he’s happy? Like his two favorite human just turns to be the same person lol He’s blushing and being possessive of the crab dish lmao

    Though he didn’t enjoy eating it as much XD

    It may seems like the world is ending but it’s actually your birthday present<3 cuz Xiang ge really loves his wife XD

    Thank you for this chapter!

  10. LMAOOOO!!!!

    Sorry Huanhuan, i am not supposed to laugh at your mental breakdown, but it is just too funny!!

    “then, he lowered his head extremely slowly and looking at his flat abdomen.”

    lmaoo it’s gold!!

    thank you for the update!

  13. That phone dropping and foot smashing… Huanhuan, I too did that once, except it wasn’t as hilarious as yours~ since the reason was different

    Too bad Huanhuan didn’t enjoy his birthday to the fullest… then there’s gonna be Christmas…

    Thanks for the chapter~ ( ^ ♡ ^ )/

  14. Huanh uan had such an unlucky birthday lol. Don’t worry, your luck will change soon!

    Thanks for the chapter <3

  16. …I’m. Trying to figure out if Xiang Huaizhi is more likely to thank or attempt to kill his friend, and whether the latter will be in-game or not. 🤔

  17. Ahhhhhhhh omg this chapter was too perfect. So fucking funny, I feel cruel for taking such joy in Huanhuan’s torment XD

    This line killed me:

    > The car stopped, and Jing Huan ran up like he was running for his life.

    Thanks for the chapter (/^▽^)/ \(^▽^)/ \(^▽^\)

  18. LOOOOOOL huanhuan is so dead inside KANDMSNFNSN this is so funny im trying my best to resist the urge to mtl.

  21. Xiang ge purposely teasing HuanHuan by asking him to read his messages while mentioning his wife !! So cute.

    Thank you for the chapter.

  24. Oh! Xiang Huaizhi wants Huanhuan to know the truth already?! Good luck, boy. Huanhuan is freaking out right now and he’s gonna avoid you for sure!

    Thanks for the chapter!

  25. Im so in love with themmmmm and I’m enjoying jh’s miserY LMAOOO

    it looks like xhz was starting to give him more hints about it but boom he already found out

  26. ok, i decided to excited bout this! holy shit, this is stupid yet cute. huanhuan why havent you realised lu hang told you the one with fruit pic is xiang side acc, you should wonder why he give you side acc instead (wechat acc)

    thank you so much for your hardwork! this getting better

  28. Aaahhh, finally read this! Omg 😍

    Huanhuan: it’s fine. Your intentions are different

    Xiang Ge: … i –

    Then the huanhuan-saving light comes

    And huanhuan runs for his life

    Xiang Ge was trying to tell him that he had the very same intentions as those girls. Oh, wooing the wife is hard but do your best!

    Xiang Ge is like very forward for a while now. Keep it up! Huanhuan’s already falling for you 🤭

    And huanhuan, you little cute bean, please please realize more so you can evaluate your feelings then 💕

    We might not see much dogfood for a while but it’s starting to get clearer for the two. i’m setting up camp right here for the update later 🤩

    HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

    Thank you soooo much for translating this work

    💕

  29. I’m so happy Jing Huan finally found out too!! 😀

    Poor Lu Hang though, Huanhuan’s ability to make excuses is as bad as mine XD

    Thank you for this chapter <3

  32. Oooh, things are finally happening! 🤩 just a thing tho that bugs me… JH should realize that XHZ already knows who he his? I mean, JH used the same WeChat account the time, right? While XHZ used two different ones? So, XHZ should be able to see that JH and XJT uses the same WeChat account?? 🙈 maybe JH will figure this out in the next chapter…. 🤔

  33. LMAOOOO I wonder when will Huanhuan realize he gave XHZ the exact same WeChat both times so he definitely knows who he is?

  38. i cracked so much in this chapter 🤣🤣🤣

    what birthday? it’s almost like a deathday for huanhuan 😂😂

    jiayou huanhuan!!

    i wonder if gaoxiang (was it?) or luhang has some suspicions already. they don’t seem to react that much unlike lu wenhao 🤔🤔 or maybe it’s just me tho~

    thanks for the hardwork ❤️

  39. “Ah, it’s very comfortable in the countryside at night. If we could, I’d like to stay here for one night.”

    JH: I think the lake isn’t too bad. I’ll just drop into it and sleep for eternity.

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  40. Hahahahaha HUANHUAN found out oh thank goodness, this will finally be resolved soonnnn i’m so happy, huan huan panicking made me laugh my worries about angst away, with Xiang gege’s attitude in such a way, cant help but think he’ll just accept huan huan as he is

  43. AHHH HUANHUAN I can’t keep up with how many ways you wan’t to seppuku ba!

    (I mean i also get how he feels la~ i also have same train of thoughts whenever i’m in a tight inescapable situation!!)Your ‘misfortunes’ will turn to something more fortunate in the near future ah! 100xxx!!!

    Shy Huanhuanv~~~~

  48. Huanhuan is so distressed he hasn’t even realized that XHZ must know since he has added him with both accounts…

  50. Poor huanhuan he’s not the sharpest knife in the kitchen 😂 How could he not figure out that xhz already knows he’s xiao jing? Xhz has both xtj’s WeChat as well as jh, so hello? 2 + 2?