Guide on How to Fail at Online DatingCh63 - I’m here, so no one can kill you.

 

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Translator's Note

lovey dovey stuff

Translator's Note

it looks like the word kill/murder is censored in the chat

Translator's Note

XHZ uses ‘he’ but you know how that still sounds like "she" in chinese

Translator's Note

saying nonsense/bs-ing

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  1. [Hearing the first part of Lu Hang’s words, Xiang Huaizhi’s heart leaped, but without any fluctuations in his voice, he said, “We’re not together.”]

    Oho gege ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) tsundere gege

    [I kill for you, take you to get points, give you guns, listen to you whisper, urge you to sleep, but I know that we’re just friends?]

    He is playing slag man role, Lu Hang

    [“What are you afraid of? I’m here, so no one can kill you.”]

    Even I’m doki doki reading this

    [Jing Huan internally mocked him, then clicked on the voice message and listened to it again.]

    WAHAHAHA ANOTHER TSUNDERE

  2. Lol Huan Huan your mouth mock your gege but your heart is already yearning for him 😁

    Thanks for the chapter ❤

  3. They’re too cute. Being blind to the long developed feelings for each other kekeke

    But Huanhuan has heard Xiangxiang’s voice in the game and in real life so many times that it’s strange he didn’t put two and two together.

    • Actually he doubted about it, but in chapter 39, he heard a girl’s voice in Internet cafe and thought her voice was similar to chichi. When he asked Chichi, she was not. So he thought It’s a coincidence that XHZ and Yearning for ‘s voices are similar.

      • I remember it pretty well, but since then they met in real life quite a lot, not to mention their sessions inside the game. Imagine yourself in a similar situation. Wouldn’t you begin doubting your previous thoughts in a while? I would. Especially with a person I’m close with. I remember a time when I confused a person via phone because I haven’t heard from them in a really ling time, but it’s hard to be the same with people you speak on almost a daily basis. That’s why I say this part is a tiny bit questionable.

        • You might want to consult Mouri Ran. She is an expert in this field 😆.

          On the serious note, I actually kinda understand HuanHuan situation. I had a serious problem of totally determining

          someone voice from any kind of transmitter platform (like phone, microphone, recorder). If I had first learnt of their voices through for example phone speaker, then meeting them in real life. It is hard to make the connection (e.g, “Eh, it’s sounds similar… but can’t be. I might be mistaken”). I once when to a camp and befriended someone (for 4 days always stick together), only to realise that we actually are virtual friends already (we used to talk on phone regarding our problem but are content of never meeting up in rl). It is also her that uncertaintly asked my IDs and said, “I thought so” and only then it clicked to me in, “No way” way lol. However, if it is the voice of someone that I know and after long time heard them through phone, I can even asked “Em could it be you, insert name). 😅

  4. Huanhuan’s friends are going to spill the soup!! Then Xiang Huaizhi Will understand what’s going on?!

    Thanks for the chapter!

  5. !!!!! WHY IS GEGE PANTING?!?!?? Also Huanhuan…how many more times do you think you’re going to listen to that clip??? Hehehhehe

  6. Omg haha Huanhuan listened to it again!

    Gah im so excited for the revelation. I wonder when will it happen ah~

    Thank you for the chapter

  7. Can I request more dog food…?🤣 That last part tho… It reminds me of myself replaying my crush’s voice message🙊

  8. kinda sad to know that Jing huan is already forgetting his main purpose on getting into NCH… and that is to get revenge.

  9. |*Stupid slag man.

    It’s already hard for you to protect yourself, yet you still worry about me.

    Jing Huan internally mocked him, then clicked on the voice message and listened to it again.*|

    HAHAHAHA HuanHuan can you be even more in denial than that?! Hahahaha you gave me such a good laugh I can’t help commenting lol

  10. “What are you afraid of? I’m here, so no one can kill you.”

    Stupid slag man.

    It’s already hard for you to protect yourself, yet you still worry about me.

    Jing Huan internally mocked him, then clicked on the voice message and listened to it again.

    Tsundere 😏 Acting as if he didn’t like it, but deep inside he really likes it. 😂