Guide on How to Fail at Online DatingCh54 - This person was actually straddling two boats

 

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cooldown

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So the better you do in games, the higher your rating. This takes into account the number of kills you had, the damage done… it’s a better indicator than rank, but it contributes to the rank so it’s ok

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pursuing two different people

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actual saying basically something like the name already has a master

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  2. [Even with Yearning For, he had just made fireworks worth around three figures.

    But he had actually sent this male anchor thousands of yuan worth of gifts?]

    [ “When you play with me, you can’t call over accompanying players, or the anchor.” Xiang Huaizhi’s tone was as usual. “I don’t like playing games with strangers.”]

    VINEGARRRRR

  5. He was so strong that even though he was dating someone now, you still can’t forget about him.

    God Xiang keeps chugging more and more vinegar every chap 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hasn’t the other players already called Yearning For ‘God Xiang’?! So why can’t Huanhuan associate it some ways or what to his Xiang ge? 😂😂😂😂

    Huanhuan! You’re making Xiang ge feel gay panic! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 however… why do i suspect our Huanhuan is uhm… a little gay? He just doesn’t realize it? He likes the male anchor – not only because of skill but also because of the handsomeness! Now Huanhuan admires God Xiang of his skills and handsomeness too! I have a feeling Huanhuan might be a face con, if not gay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Huanhuan: I like the anchor. He is strong and handsome!

    Xiang: vinegar… vinegar…

    Huanhuan: I like Xiang ge, too, coz he is also strong and handsome! ^_^

    Xiang: MORE vinegar! Why should I have the same qualifications as that unpopular (for Xiang) guy?! Vinegar!!! How dare you make me wear a very green hat!

    Huanhuan: meow meow meow? Where did that come from? We’re not even in a relationship?

    Xiang: then stop making me feel confused! *feeling gay panic again. (The famous line) Just because you’re making me feel sexually confused doesn’t mean you’re intimidating.

    Huanhuan: … meow… why can’t I follow Xiang ge’s words anymore? Should I still invite him to my house –

    Xiang: DEFINITELY!

    I love seeing MLs drink vinegar like drinking alcoholic drinks 😂😂😂😂😂

    Thanks for the chapter, as always~~

    • Haha, so we translated XHZ’s username as Yearning For, but in Chinese it literally uses the same Xiang as his last name, so it’s not strange that people call him God Xiang or that Lu Hang calls him Xiangxiang without Huanhuan realizing what is actually going on.

      • I thought so, too. But… wuwuwuwu. Can’t Huanhuan use it as a clue to find out Yearning For’s identity? Sometimes, I feel that Huanhuan thinks he’s smart when against Xiang but in reality it was actually not. 😅😅😅😅

        Well, we can’t expect this from Huanhuan. One, Huanhuan has an enemy filter as thick as the Great Wall towards Xiang. So he’ll always think of Xiang as his enemy. Two, Huanhuan somewhat intends to settle this only in online, right? Coz I remember in the first chaps GZX warned Huanhuan doxxing in person is illegal?

        Xiang is falling for Huanhuan deeper and deeper~~~ i am afraid of the time when everything is out! 😨😨😨😨

  6. Jian Huan going get smother by Xiang Huaizhi in bed or Jian Huan rolls on top of him next chapter?

  8. GodXiang chugs vinegar too much this chap and it’s tooo cute! 😍

    Huanhuan was scheming to make GodXiang his PUBG main partner! so crafty~ and sooo adorable! warming Xiang-ge’s hand!

    i agree with upstairs! Blushing XHZ is the cutest XHZ!

    (i might have forgotten to mention this on the previous chap, that fanfic was very adorable and `(^/////^), i wonder how much of it was the spoilers)

    Thank you for also working hard on this chapter! Kudos to your team!

  10. jsjdjdjdndjdjx he’s so dense, how can he not notice the emotional conflicts the guy was going through

  12. thanks for the update….Ahhh!!!someone is jelly…XHZ! when are you going to realize your feelings for huanhuan???

  13. Jealous jealous jealous!!! Don’t look anyone but me! Fufufu. Xiang Huaizhi is so in deep now.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  14. where can I find the authors other novel?

  15. The one who said purple must be Huan Huan

    God of war gege: Only huanhuan get privilege to use emoticon, ah!

    Huanhuan: *praising other people* I’m just steering the conversation so you will carry me ge

    Godbof war gege:*eats vinegar*Bait taken!

  16. “He’s been talking around the subject for so long, just for this one sentence!“

    This brat😤 lmao

    Thanks for the chapter!!

  17. Oh please translator pick the other novel after this. Thank you in advance, oh oh oh i gallon of vinegar coming up

  24. I love how Jing Huan doesn’t seem at all bogged down in toxic masculinity nonsense.

  29. i have a question JH normally would be wearing branded clothes that her sister bought…then why XHZ thinks he is short on money😅😅

  33. YanxYan, my baby got mentioned here again.

    If I have to pick HuanHuan or yanyan I will go with both because both are my babies. Anyway I reading GHFOD for second time because PubG Novel remind me of this CP

  34. GSKSHSIWHKSHDKDHKSJDHKSHSIYDISHSOJSIWOEJEOWODUWOYEOEHEKHDKJISUSDU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’m happy.

    Thank you for the chapter! 🌺💖

  37. Xhz is drinking so much vinegar throughout the whole accompanying player convo 😂😂😂😂😂 It’s really a commendable feat that he managed to keep the sourness out of his voice