Guide on How to Fail at Online DatingCh51 - I will take responsibility for your affections

 

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  1. I saw mount killua (´・∀・`) and was like… Hunterxhunter?

    aih, want gege to quickly reveal identity so nothing sad happens

  2. Rather than let him switch targets and start to like someone else in the game, it would be better for him to just like himself, Yearning For, Xiang Huaizhi thought.

    God Xiang you didn’t notice you’re brewing vinegar? Possessive much of Huanhuan already? You really sure Huanhuan will like Qiufeng? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    OMG OMG OMG!!!! A total FACE SLAP and DESTRUCTION! Xiang God, GJJJJJJJJ!!!! 66666666666!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh this chap is such a roller coaster! From the face slapping, to Xiang’s double meaning public declaration! (Just acknowledge XTJ is your wife! 😂😂😂😂) then to Yearning For’s declaration of Xiao Tanjing protection… which Huanhuan misunderstood (again) 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Huanhuan can’t see Xiang’s sincerity because of Huanhuan’s prejudiced filter (yes there is this kind of filter). While Xiang, even though he still doesnt realize he likes Huanhuan, he still can’t marry Xiao Tianjing since: 1, Xiang doesn’t do online marriage/relationship as he said before and 2, Xiang sees ONLY HUANHUAN, not Xiao Tianjing and so the least Xiang could do for Huanhuan online – Xiao Tianjing, is protect Huanhuan’s character as Huanhuan’s good senior who Huanhuan has a ‘crush’ on, which in truth Huanhuan really want to crush – literally. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    I hope Xiang could find out the reason of Huanhuan ‘liking’ him, else what will happen in the future will be –

    Xiang: Jing Huan… I like you.

    Jing Huan: senior…?

    Xiang: I am Yearning For. You like me Yearning For, right? So you should also like me.

    Jing Huan: … I don’t.

    Xiang: What?

    Jing Huan: … I only did it to avenge my sister – Ran Xin, whom you hurt.

    Wait! I won’t let this end here!

    Xiang: but… I never hurt your sister.

    This time, it’s Jing Huan’s turn to be shocked. “What?”

    Xiang: … it was a booster who was playing my character that time.

    Jing Huan: … (FML! I did all these for nothing?!)

    Xiang: … like I’ve said before.

    Jing Huan: … what? *got a bad feeling

    Xiang: “I will be responsible for your affections.” So –

    Jing Huan: …

    Xiang: *smiles. You should also be responsible for these feelings you implanted in me –

    Jing Huan: I didn’t implant –

    Xiang: *chuckles. Don’t worry. As your senior, I will surely take good care of you~ ^_^

    Asdgdjfjfk 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    • Hahahaha, very true, they both have a lot of denial going on, although I would argue they’re both already falling for each other (except they both have no idea what those feelings are because they’ve both never fallen in love with anyone before hahaha)

      • Right. They don’t know love. Huanhuan doesn’t, even though he was chased by girls, but he never thought deeper than the feelings itself since, with his mentality that’s too realistic, imo he only thought of love as a superficial feeling.

        Xiang would more likely not thought of love. Xiang’s life, as i saw, revolves only in school, family, and his hobbies – basketball and online games. Also, he is aware of his image as a cold guy, and so Xiang would less thought of romantic relationships.

        These two… seems like cynical in the thought of love. Huanhuan felt love is superficial because of what happened to his sister being cheated, and of his friend LWH who was fed of fake love in the game (also cheated). Huanhuan of course would think that all feelings might be sincere but not love. Xiang sees first hand how his cousin/ dormmate Lu Hang change girls like he’s changing his clothes (a slag guy) and so Xiang would think feelings are cheap. And so it’s no wonder Huanhuan and Xiang can be cynical in love (though this is just a possibility i thought but not confirmed in the novel).

        Huanhuan already starts to like his senior but he thought it was only respect (to a senior) and admiration (of Xiang’s good looks and talent in basketball) . Xiang already likes Huanhuan but he thought it was only responsibility as a senior (to take good care of a junior) and admiration (of Huanhuan’s good looks and talent in basketball).

        So… aren’t these feelings already the start of like?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 they both have an affection to each other, yet too dumb of their feelings. I wonder who will realize their feelings first? 😂😂😂😂

        P.S.: sorry Juurensha for the long comments always. I always tend to analyze things and i can’t stop my mind from thinking and my hand typing 😂😂😂

        • Haha, no I love your long comments! I look forward to them! I would argue though that it might not be complete cynicism so much as just obliviousness and maybe wanting a deeper connection. Like Huanhuan has rejected multiple girls’ feelings because he cites that none of them really know him, and it sounds like XHZ did something similar. Also, just neither of them up until now had ever met anyone that really moved them it sounds like. (And yes, their relationship is developing nicely along :DDD)

          • Yeah. Let’s just hope they won’t have cynical thoughts 😂😂😂😂 (this is the product of me reading dark themed BL)

            I just wonder how long can Xiang pretend not to know XTJ and hold Huanhuan’s secret as their online relationship got better 😉😉😉😉

            Xiang: I can’t be your husband but I can still be your gege.

            Huanhuan: FML. Then what’s the use of me throwing my pride and dignity?! I didn’t come here for, and want, your brotherhood!

            Xiang: … we can talk about this in real life though.

            Huanhuan: … what do you mean?

            Xiang: *knocks on Huanhuan’s dorm

            Huanhuan: *opens door. Senior?

            Xiang: *kisses Huanhuan. Surprise! Now we can be truly married. ^_^

            P.S.: sorry, but i don’t know what’s an Xbox is. But i’ll try writing a fanfic 😂😂😂😂😂

    • Yeah. So even though Xiang may already like Huanhuan but he just couldn’t ‘expose’ Huanhuan by PM-ing Huanhuan that he (Xiang) already knows Xiao Tianjing is Huanhuan? 😂😂😂 Xiang, like when he ‘discovered’ Huanhuan is ‘gay’, he respects Huanhuan playing as XTJ thus not informing Huanhuan he already knows Huanhuan’s ‘secret’.

      Still, I can’t wait for that time Xiang confesses to Huanhuan! 😍😍😍

  3. thanks for the update….I always think that I will wait a week and read all chapters together but whenever I see an update , I just can’t stop myself from checking it out to see how much deeper pit Huanhuan is going to dig this time…😂

    • Let’s see… I guess the Huanhuan pit is already halfway deep of the Mariana’s Trench? 😂😂😂😂😂

      And Xiang’s inner turmoil is as chaotic as the Bermuda Triangle when he found out Huanhuan’s Xiao Tianjing identity 😂😂😂😂😂😂 let’s hope Xiang’s love of Huanhuan will reach the Atlantis 😂😂😂😂

  4. Xiang Huaizhi doesn’t want to play around, he’s Just behaving as a protector of your feelings! Don’t be prejudiced, Huanhuan!

    Thanks for the chapter!

  5. Wiji’s fanart!! I’M DEAD!!

    “What to do when your male junior is on his period”

    *WHEEZES*

  6. I can only imagine when huanhuan wants to reveal his gender to Yearning For XHZ would just be like: un, I know and jh would lose it LOLLLL

  7. I see from a lot of comments that a lot of us are shook from Xiang Huaizhi’s

    [“Understood.”Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.Jing Huan was stunned. “Understood… What do you mean?” Rather than let him switch targets and start to like someone else in the game, it would be better for him to just like himself, Yearning For, Xiang Huaizhi thought.]Possessive thoughts/instinct? And the following vow to take responsibility. And I am too.But a bit before this, there’s the wonderful pit added by our Huanhuan:[“Then can I pay you back with my body?”]

    😂😂😂

    Oh, Huanhuan. I can just see in your future. A very red face AND EARS (it’s too cute not to emphasize) as Xiang Huaizhi comes clean and ask you out, but you recall all the things you’ve done and said

    😆

    And what if XHZ calls Huanhuan “daddy”?

    Just to make him red hahaha

    Or like XHZ asks Huanhuan to call him either gege or husband, nothing else.

    😂

  8. [ “Husband~” ]

    [ “You…don’t just call me that.” The boy’s voice was hoarse. ]

    He is still denying his own feelings ahhh~ 😌 Wonder when he will face it?~ And when will Jing Huan find it out!?

    Haha his reaction when he will find out that Yearning For is XHZ~ 🥴

    Thank you for the chapter! 🤍

  9. Haha Is that the plan? Get married then dump him? XHZ spidery senses helped him avoid the marriage “trap” 😛

  10. Hubby is Wholeheartedly SINCERE ah~ HuanHuan don’t cross the line too much overboard. MaMa worry about your pits.