Guide on How to Fail at Online DatingCh49 - Your main job is being a slag man, but your side gig is being a doctor, is that right?!

 

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slang for period

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  1. Lol wonder at what chapter their misunderstanding/miscommunication will be cleared up…

    Thanks for the chapter ❤

  3. “You can call me gege.”

    Kiyaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 and XHZ has a gege fetish?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Xiang Huaizhi looked down, gathering his emotions : “Whatever you like, let’s go ba.”

    Awwww. Xiang god is disappointed 😯😯😯😯😯 but Huanhuan should call him gege real soon in real life!!!

    I agree, XHZ will remember his black history of Huanhuan 😂😂😂😂😂 and yeah, i feel like i can die from the second hand embarrassment coming from Huanhuan 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    XHZ refusing LWH though in order to play with Huanhuan. However, Huanhuan refused Xiang’s gift! Wuwuwuwuw damn that female (not) Meng! I just hope Xiang would still gift Huanhuan again to face slap that female dog (btch)!

    P.S.: not only Xiang played a doctor unintentionally wanting to cheer up Huanhuan, but Xiang (also) still playing Huanhuan’s sugar daddy~~~ 😉😉😉😉😉

    Thank you for the chap~~~

  5. Aaah I can’t wait for the big revelation but right now I’m just gonna enjoy these moments and laugh my butt off 😂😂😂

    Thanks for the hard work translating & editing!

    • JH is a siscon because his sister Ran Xin saved him when he was kidnapped. Ran Xin suffered humiliation in the NCH (game) and was branded as the ‘other woman’ but she was actually cheated by the guy the character name is Yearning For. She was forced to delete her account and went to America to relax. JH vowed to avenge his sis, thus the start of this story. Since he can’t kill Yearning For – the number 1 DPS and a god in game, he resorted to ‘seduce’ ‘him’ and break his heart as revenge. However, the truth is that it wasn’t the ML playing his character that time but instead a booster (helper to level up a character), and ML was also cheated and almost lost all of the money and equipments and points of his character. The ‘legal wife’ Immortal Mengmeng was the cause of Ran Xin’s humiliation because she blasted in the server wide megaphone about Ran Xin being the ‘mistress’, when in fact it was the booster this fame whore btch got in relationship.

  8. Oh JingHuan you’re going to be sorry . Which aunt has come hmm which aunt?

    Thaaaank you for another fun update

    • You mean which ‘aunt’ WILL ‘come’? 😂😂😂 MC’s ‘aunt’ will be on the ‘backside’ though 😂😂😂😂😏😏😏😏😏😏

  10. Ugh. Huanhuan’s heart was warming up and then he had to read those Bad comments again. Can’t People forget that? So disgusting.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  12. Thank you for the chapter! 💕💕💕😁

    The fanarts are soo amazing 😍😍😍☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️👍👍👍👍👍

  13. XH… Shouldn’t u go nd buy some tampons? You wife’s AUNT is visiting…

    I can’t imagine what will Jing Huan do when he finds out that XH is Yearning For…

    Lighting up a candle for Jing Huan…

  14. “kept running into each other” more like, he keeps running after you haha

    xhz unconsciously wants huanhuan to call him gege is gold! the change of xhz’s feeling is just so amazing

    lmao @ huanhuan using “aunt” as an excuse xD

    and the fanart!!! love it!

  15. HuanHuan, when reveal happens, you’ll see the depth of the pits you dig. Just thinking about it gives me 2nd hand embarrassment 😆 I hope you’re ready for the future

    Xiang Huaizhi doesn’t like the sound of those other names, he prefers Gege 😆

    And he’s now doting on HuanHuan 😍

    Thank you for the chapter!😘

  17. So next basketball game Jian Huan going be drinking from Xiang Huaizhi’s water bottle again?

  18. Lol that first fanart awakens the shota in me. .

    I love it when XHZ’s remarks comes out instinctively… He’s digging a pit for himself_(:3 」∠)_🤣🤣

  20. OMG huanghuang you already dig too many pit 😂

  23. Can’t wait for Jing Huan to find out about XHZ‘s identity~ He will be so embarrassed hahaha (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

    Thank you for the chapter! ♥️

  24. “Then what do I call you?” Jing Huan thought about it. “Huaizhi? Zhi Ge? Huai Ge?”
    Xiang Huaizhi listened quietly, inexplicably feeling that none of these sounded right.
    “You can call me Gege.”<

    Ey so it turns out XZH likes being called Gege by Huanhuan. 😂 This guy has really fallen, he’s been bent and there’s no helping him. 🤣

  27. I love how MC was like “ah periods, perfect excuse”. He is finally becoming aware of the tiny things about girls like saying your period is messing you up when you just don’t want to deal with annoying relatives~~

  31. Most images don’t show again ;-;

    And I went to the fanart page, and a lot of the images don’t show there either ;-;

    This is the last time I’ll mention it, since I think that directly mentioning the images in the fanart page, should be enough to summarize what’s going on.

    Thank you very much for your hard work 💖