Guide on How to Fail at Online DatingCh39 - Ding!

 

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sitting in someone’s car means you’re being carried by someone/people who are way stronger

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eating chicken = winning in PUBG

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famous scene in some show of a girl looking for her Dad for money in a very heavy downpour

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  1. AAAHHH HUANHUAN! INVITED! XHZ! INTO! HIS! BED!

    ok but I’m loling at Huanhuan having the wild notion that Chichi was around but XHZ sounding just like Yearning For is just him wearing headphones too much 🤣

    XHZ is on the case and Huanhuan is cheerfully digging holes while XHZ is right there GOD. I am wondering if XHZ will uncover the mole while they’re sharing a room or if he’ll have to wait until they’re playing basketball… 🤔

  2. Oh.My.GOD!! 😁 It can’t be THAT coincidential, he knows!! ahaha OMG! Huanhuan you just gave yourself up completely ahahaha But honestly two guys appear and they say they were hiking and you miss that important part out. What will he do, haaaa What will Xiangxiang doooooo can’t wait~!!!!

  3. Oh my god, oh my god OH MY G O D

    This is so freakin exciting, I’ve literally been screaming the past few chapters!! And did Xiang-ge figure it out? 👀👀

    God, if so, this is going to be even more hilarious from now on! Ngl I should look up methods to calm myself so I don’t combust in the future! xD AND GOD OF WAR-GEGE USED KISSY EXPRESSIONS, RECORD THIS ON YOUR CALENDARS PEOPLE (and Huanhuan too)

    Thanks for the chapter and all your hard work till now Zryuu! And thanks for deciding to continue this Juurensha! 🙂

  5. Huanhuan you’ve been found out dundundun 😆😆😆 in the next chapter

    Thanks for translating this far, we’ll miss you

  6. Dying of laughter

    Dying of laughter

    Dying of laughter

    important things must be repeated thrice.

    why didn’t huanhuan listen to seniors’ conversation ;-;

    ml knows mc is renyao but mc still oblivious to everything~

    hahahahaha~

    • why didn’t huanhuan listen to seniors’ conversation ;-; – (because right before the conversation of inviting XTJ character to do instance, at that time HuanHuan put on headphone since his PUBG teammates in a pinch)

      Hahaha yeah, MC unknowingly always digging hole for himself, he started everything but always be the one oblivious and last to know 😅.

  7. Xiang: No.

    “Ding.”

    Xiang: I’m busy.

    “Ding.”

    Xiang: So I can’t go.

    I remember someone told somebody last time not to send three times in a row. 😂😂😂😂 but, if you want to sound your wife out… nice move this is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    So… did Xiangxiang found out? Or didn’t since he wants to deny the fact his dear junior is playing with him? 😂😂😂😂😂

    P.S.: biting my blanket at 1:30 am because i’m going crazy of the thrill in this chap!!!!

    • I think he already figure it out with Jing Huan’s shocked expression after his OOC replies (and they are expressions too!). Now he have to fully verify it with the mole on JH’s thigh… ehehe 😈

      • Wuwuwuwuwu why is it always the ML find out first of the other’s (his MC) identity and not the MC, in every game danmei? 😭😭😭😭😭 i want revenge!!!!

        P.S.: author, please you can’t do this. It should be Huanhuan to find out his Xiang qianbei is Yearning For first! Then Huanhuan investigate to find out his qianbei is not a slag man! Wuwuwuwuwu. Huanhuan… you’re finished!!! Unless you show something to make your Xiang qianbei dispel his doubt to you – even if the truth is already there, laid bare (like your sexy thighs and your qianbei’s naked sexy body underneath that robe 😏😏😏)

        PPS: am i the only one who feels that Huanhuan and Xiang god are closet gays and even their friends and cousin isn’t aware? That sexual tension the CP forcefully ignores, yet secretly their eyes still glued on each other.

          • Hahahahahha. Well… it should be the husband’s job to coax the wife 😂😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😉😉 i wonder what will happen next~~~ so excited~~~~

            Will XHZ misunderstand Huanhuan as a renyao? Will his impression of Huanhuan blacken? Or… there will actually be a thick wife filter in the future? 😍😍😍😍😍

  8. The moment Xiang and Lu Hang appeared out of the rain i knew that they’ll be invited in Jing’s group! and Jing inviting Xiang to his room… –

    1. The mole!!!!!!

    2. The NCH!!!!

    3. The chemistry-

    Watch out for these three!

    The 3 is the most important 😂😂😂😂😂

  9. OMG what the aahhhh!! What am I gonna do with this excitement in my heart knowing that he’ll be discovered?! I can’t wait for the next chapters 8(≧▽≦)8

    Thank you for your hard work Zryuu and Juurensha! Thank you for dragging us into this one hell of a great novel.

  12. Xiang Huaizhi slowly let out a breath, then opened up his expressions and casually tapped on three to send them over. Xiang: [hug] Xiang: [rose] Xiang: [kissy] “ Ding — ding — ding –”

    OH MY GOD I’M DYING.Of all the potential ways for a reveal to happen that were being hinted at, this one was not the one I was expecting!! I really, really, really, wonder what is going on in XH’s head right now.

    Thank you for the amazing translations!

  14. THIS CHAPTER MAKES ME LAUGH SO MUCH. Huanhuan, XHZ now knows your true nature lolololol. I want to know how XHZ will react after finding out about this.

    Thank you very much for the chapter! xx

  15. XHZ IS SMART SO HE’S DEFINITELY FIGURING IT OUT OMYGOD HAHSHAHAHAHAH HUANHUAN GO HIDE

    Thanks for translating til this point zryuu~ You’ve worked hard!

  16. Aaaaaaaaahhhh my heart almost exploded with excitement with every new message . Wow this was a fantastic update.

    Thaaaank you for sharing I happily jumped into this pit (^_^

  17. I can’t concentrate on reading what they typed cuz I’m too busy laughing duh XD

    This is just so hilarious, i gotta reread after i calm myself down

  18. The latest few chapters were really exciting:)

  19. Omg;!!!! Huanhuan didnt realize it?! XH is not stupid to think that was just a coincidence! Ahh im so excited on what would happen next.

    Thank you for the chapter!

    • I’m giving my fortunes to please let Huanhuan be self aware!!!! Huanhuan, please use all your IQ to freaking realize you’ve been found out!!!

  21. So Jian Huan going trip at the hotel’s restaurant and Xiang Huaizhi catches him next chapter?

  24. Omfg… He knew! XHZ now freaking knew!!! Kyaaaaahh… Effing finally! Asfdjkdlalalhslal…. Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→

  26. Zryuu, Thanks so much for dragging us all to this pit! You’ll be missed around here.

    Xiang Huaizhi has discovered the truth!!! Does he need more confirmation? I don’t think so. How is he going to sleep together with his stalker?! He won’t sleep!

    Thanks for the chapter!

  28. Ohmygoshshhsshshha KASHISNSUWABSJSHSHSHSHSHAH

  30. Thanks for the work up till now, Zryuu, and welcome to new translator Juu~~

    These last few chapters have been so much fun 😀

  31. oh my god, the whole chapter was soo embarrassing?!! I couldn’t help putting my face in hands and to feel nervous for MC

  34. OMG!!!! He now knows!!! I wonder when or if he’ll let the other know

  41. Ahhhh~ omg!~ヽ(ﾟ〇ﾟ)ﾉ did he find it out ?

    Hahaha in the next chapters he will definitely investigate~ so exciting ahhh~

    ⁽(◍˃̵͈̑ᴗ˂̵͈̑) Thank you for the chapter! ♥️

  42. YOURE EXPOSEDDDDDD

    HAHAHAHA THE DING DING DINGS

  45. HAHAHAHAHAHA JING HUAN STOP BEING OBLIVIOUS, YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN FOUND OUT! HAHAHAHAHAH

    I THINK AFTER THIS XHZ WON’T HAVE ANY RESERVES ANYMORE AFTER FINDING OUT XTJ’S IDENTITY. I SUS HE LIKES MEN RIGHT FROM THE START.

  47. Fck!! I cant help cracking up everytime Xiang sent out his replies!!! And that ding- ding- ding- words even make this scene more imaginable. I’ll lit a candle for Huanhuan’s soul in advance. May he rest in Xiang’s warmth hugs and kisses in the future. XD

  50. Ahhhhhhh there is so much evidence. He’s good at fairy whatever, the messages, the Wechat having the jersey number and Kobe, the mole he may see soon, the same school thing, they were in line for the tea together on the day he got the tea pic, oml the cats about to be out of the bag. 👀👀👀👀😶😶😶😮😮😮

  57. i’m really nervous ahhhhh xiang-gege please use your common sense >< I cant take this anymorw

  60. Aman Tanrım!!!!!!!! he knows AAAAAAAaaaaaaaAaaaaaaA!!!!! ヾ(’Ｏ’)/

    ✧(>o<)ﾉ✧

  61. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING MY BABY HUANHUAN YOU’RE A CAT OUT IN THE BOX BABY YOU JUST UNCONCIOUSLY EXPOSED YOURSELF LOLOLOL

  62. Oh oh!!!! aquí viene los capítulos de vergüenza ajena 😳😳. no me gustaria que se enamorará de un extraño pero como ya hay sospechas de la identidad es súper guay que se enamore

  68. THIS TIME’S SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT IS SO REALLLLLLL🤣 I laugh so hard almost rolling off my bed.

  74. 🙈…. in the hotel room with the entire conversation online….goodness I had to keep stopping after every couple sentences 🙈 It took me an hour-ish to get through this chapter 🙈

  75. BROO AHAHA 💀 PLSSS NO FUCKING WAYYY. Never expected him to find out like this BAHAHA ITS SO GOOFY I LOVE IT. XHZ Fr found out before the catfisher jsjsj

  76. Omg it’s finally happening. This is so funny. Omg. But how can Jing Huan not get even a little sus. Everything is pointing out that Xiang Huaizi is Yearning for. The voice, the hiking trip, even Long Roads voice now and how they share a dorm.

  77. I had to pause my reading to collect myself from too much second hand embarrassment i’m getting his chapter 😭😭