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Translator's Note

Giving a blessing for the new year, in XHZ’s case he’s like the one you give to parents/elders to get red envelopes

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A frequent saying for online netizens, that they’re waiting online for responses.

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I don’t know if you guys remember this, but MSN nudges to shake your chat box to get your attention?
Link here

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different Xiang than Xiang Huaizhi’s Xiang, the xiang in Zixiang

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The term is like, killing yourself as you try to do this thing

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It comes from the idiom restrain your grief, accept your fate.

They’re just mocking him.

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      • It should be more like “damn yearning for you still havent finished yet” 😂 later on he did say he was sore (numb?) but satisfied so all good (?) Chrysanthemum is sensitive… so not only first time but any time can be painful?

          • we can go deeper in that topic, but on that sense you probably have to try it yourself to find out…😂 sorry. any spaces that have friction can hurt and can get numb especially in the throes of passion.

        • The translator just hated the way the author wrote their first time and that the author decided to make one a strict top and the other a strict bottom. Then she also assumed it was a bad and painful first time when it wasn’t the case he even said himself that it was pleasurable, and all to promote their own trash fic with their favourite dynamics [which casually are the opposite of canon] under this chapter

      • Yup, if Huanhuan was like “ah, gege~” cries It would definitely be tears of pleasure, but he swore at his husband instead. T____T Just wish it had better representation of proper foreplay/entry/etc for one of my fav pairs. But since Huanhuan is resilient and dumb, he’ll be pulling at XHZ’s pants again soon enough lmao

    • I also think so. I think he cried out of pleasure and also cursed out of too much pleasure or just because he didn’t finish yet- i HIGHLY doubt XHZ would let him suffer even a bit. I guess the presentation could be strange? Although i personally never really thought it was because of pain but whatever 😛

  1. Ahh Xiangxiang made Huanhuan cry!! I’ve read Juurensha fic so I thought it was painful first time bcs lack of experience/preparation but from this chapter I think it was more like it was too much pleasure or too much sex (for a first timer) that made Huanhuan cry?? I don’t know if Huanhuan would talk about it later but that’s what I get from this.

    But anyway thanks for the chapter and for the ff ❤

  2. I wonder what Huanhuan would do when he finds out. He did help him cover for his mom, but a lot of aquaintances end up knowing 🤣👌

    Thank you for translating 💕

  3. Huan Huan never fails to surprise me with his habit of inadvertently revealing everything…thanks for the chapter.

  4. The words seem vague enough that the crying could’ve been for pleasure, pain, anything. I feel like XHZ wouldn’t let it stay painful for long given how well he usually takes care of Huanhuan. Crossing my fingers that the pain was fleeting and the response was enthusiastic.

    But man, letting 1000s of people know that you’re at a hotel with your bf… Huanhuan, you really have the worst luck.

    XD on the “understand” in the group chat though…

    Thank you for the chapter!

    Stay safe and healthy!

  5. Ohhhhhh. They closed the deal AND announced it to the World. Fufufu. Huan Huan Will be really mortified.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  6. Lighting a candle for Huanhuan every time he accidentally reveals to the whole world about Xiang Ge and his developments… 🕯 🕯 🕯

    but heh him crying out the various different names…

    +9999999999 likes to the Understand group

    Thank you for the chapters you’ve been delivering to us ^q^!!!

  7. Whoa that got sweaty real quick ahahaha

    Huan Huan: *unknowingly digging a pit*

    Thanks for the chapter!

  8. So they DID NOT SEALED THE DEAL during that 3 days!!

    Huanhuan initiating it HELL YES 💪🏻 Proud of you lmao

    My expectation when it said that he’s calling names Gege—> Xiang Huaizhi —> Husband

    Reality: Gege -> XHZ -> DAMN YEARNING FOR

    LMAO

    The couple exposing their activity without knowing lmao

    [Fuck, I unexpectedly managed to witness the sequel here…?]

    Unexpected dog food dropping down lol

    It turns from cute with that cat pajamas then Gege eating vinegar (cute Gege!) ((I think there’s mispelled in Yanyan’s name? It became Yao instead) and then hot so quick hehe

    Restraining my grief for Gao Zixiang HAH

    Thanks for the chapter!💕💕

    • Tho he was crying I don’t think it’s really that painful for Huan Huan? Or the pain should be really short-lived. Gege was restraining during the three days for Huan Huan to be ready and his actions toward Huan Huan is always portray as gentle so Huan Huan’s tears can also be due to pleasure? I just think it’ll be OOC for Gege to cause harm for his darling 🤣

      • Ehh, I don’t think he was in pain for more than the first few moments, at the end he even described it being pleasurable, so unless he is an M who likes pain, I don’t think it actually hurt.

  9. Nah…. Our huanhuan got finally EATEN.

    Its oddly satisfying… And huanhuan always gives clues hahahaha

    *melts*

    Thank you for the chapter

  10. Omg cute cat pajamas~ I want one but with how hot it can be here… I can only sigh in envy…

    Xiang Gege being able to lift Huanhuan is my religion ngl… partners being able to lift the other is life~

    Poor Huanhuan… always so unlucky to end up saying something on a livestream… omg Xiang Gege, you didn’t let Huanhuan offf!!!I always thought that the crying part is because of pleasure and not pain??? Like they’re actually overstimulated already so they’re crying??? Xiang Gege doesn’t seem to be a person who’d let anyone feel pain while doing that… but he seems to be the type of person who’d end up with //stamina// that their partner would be passed out after…Rip Gao Zixiang… may Huanhuan spare you…Thanks for the chapter~ ( ^ ♡ ^ )/

  11. It was just too much. I mean four hours… I do not expect for pure hours of friction but well.. for a first timer thats quite a lot. I think it was more like “gege youre too much” crying lol. You dont have to cry for your first time but the fear of the unknown coughs object… (will it fit in there lol?) can be scary..

  12. I survived this chapter !!!! It was too Hot ! 🤩

    Thank you for the chapter ❤❤❤ They had fun all night ! 😆

  13. Hahahaha I love how the Livestream accidentally revealed that they battled from midnight to 4am.

    What a very explosive new year. And isn’t there a superstition that what you do in New Year will be what follows you throughout the year. Guess it’s gonna be fun for the couple ohohoho

  14. A sweet yet spicy couple 😳

    I am going to miss these two!

  15. Gege’s stamina is 👌🏻

    Huan huan 🤣🤣🤣 mixed feelings

    Thnks for the chap… But Im so sad that this is most likely the last naughty spicy scene T.T

  16. huehuehue HuanHuan and GeGe set off fireworks~🎉 congratulations for home base la ~

    Also yay caught up! Time to camp til the grand finale~Thanks for the chapter~

  17. 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🙂👨‍❤️‍👨🙂🙂👨‍❤️‍👨🙂💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  18. Thanks for the translations, appreciate so much!I went to read the raws and I just wanted to mention… “I’m doing a mixed apparel livestream” this line, in the raws I believe what he’s actually saying is not hun4 like mixing, but that he’s half-assing a livestream just to get the limited edition apparel… “ 我开着直播在混时装” anyway just wanted to help a bit if I could ^^

  19. Understand.

    OMG THEY DID IT!!! HOORAYY!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    Thank you for the chapter! 🌺💖

  20. I’m thinking he cried from overstimulation/too much pleasure… They did go for 4 hours, and XHZ gave him a blwjb so quickly after making him come

    (damn yearning for isn’t finished yet)

  21. I don’t think he is crying from pain, it is definitely from pleasure…because he said he is “greatly pleasured”.