Guide on How to Fail at Online DatingCh100 - You kissed me twice.

 

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This is something that actually happened, July 30, 2019!
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Translator's Note

关公面前耍大刀 – lit. to wield a broadsword in the presence of Lord Guan (the warrior god general under Liu Bei, immortalized as a deity)

figuratively – showing off when the person in front of you is a pro lmao

Translator's Note

~220 pounds

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  5. Ahhshhdhejejrgrhehuehehehdjeeddhuanhaun!!! 😳😍☺☺

    Thanks for the chapter ❤

  6. This is torture! I cracked my rib yesterday… And it hurts when I laugh! Can’t help it though….

    Thanks for the chapter ~

  9. “I meant, can’t be bigger than me” I almost chocked didn’t expect that from Xiang ge 😂

    “There’s still one left” I lowkey can imagine Huanhuan saying if he wants to confirm who’s bigger ewe

  11. Please Senpai out there!! Please make Fan Art for this Chapter Ending hehehe.. Or what will comes next.

    Thanks for the Chappie!!

    😂💯🤤

  12. This chapter is just 🤣

    Gege said a lewd joke and lowkey flaunt his assets.🤭

    Huanhuan is a lot more daring drunk 😆

    Go seduce your husband, Huanhuan!

    Thank you for translating 💕

  18. A lot of chinese novel have this moment of like cat paw scratching their heart,,

    Now this is Huanhuan’s kitten lick!!! Wah asking for payback kiss and do something so cute like this /////// Melt melt XHZ-gege heart!!!

    Thank you for the chapter<33

    • I get how Huanhuan suddenly turned to drinking, he was sad cuz Gege said he didn’t planned to meet XJJ. I think he understand that Gege is still mad /pat pat

      At first I thought Huanhuan ruffled Gege’s hair, so I got a moment of squealing in my mind lol. When I reread it again it was like oh.. he ruffled his own hair *disappoint*

      Then the kitten lick happen

      *SQUEALS*

  23. Xiang Huaizhi going get some water to make Jian Huan kinda more awake and hold off the second kiss afterwards again as a cliffhanger?🙃

  24. Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!

    When is the next mass release???

    I will die from diabetes and hypertension!!!

    Thank you for the update!

  25. Pay back for a Kiss is a Kiss, then Xiang Huaizhi must Kiss him and then ask for the payment, hehe. A lot of kisses ahead!

    Thanks for the chapter!

  26. Thanks so much for the chapter! Excited for the development between these two! Stay safe everyone ❤️

  29. [ Xiang Huaizhi picked up a shrimp with very natural movements. “I meant, can’t be bigger than me.” ]

    ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄… Someone is very confident~ Jing Huan is so adorable when drunk! Fighting!~ ( • ̀ω•́ ) ✧ Thank you for the chapter! 🤍

  32. Hahahahaha plans to claim back a kiss but he’s too drunk and ends up licking a chin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  33. DRUNK HUANHUAN THE BEST!!!! GO SAY AND DO EVERYTHING THEN JUST REGRET LATER HUANHUAN!!!! 💖💖💖💖

    Thank you for the chapter! 🌺💖