Translator: Callis
Editor: Kara
It was a vast lake, cutting hundreds of thousands of miles of forest into two. The clear lakewater reflected the blue sky, and the breeze swept by, producing layers of scaly ripples. It looked very beautiful. Many wild animals laid by the lakeside drinking water, ears erect, and maintaining a high degree of vigilance.
Located in the interior of the forest, it was a paradise for wild animals and an area forbidden for beastmen. But a female beastman lurked quietly in the bushes nearby. He had covered himself in pale green juice, which hid his body’s scent. As long as he hid in the bushes when he met danger, even if beasts came near, they would not find traces of him. He used the plant sap to disguise himself as a walking tree and safely cross through half of the forest to the lake.
“After waiting for half a month, I finally got results. It took me a lot of hard work to get here.” The female beastman picked a red, rice-grained wild fruit. Salivating, he stashed it in two large pockets and stopped. He hunched back into the bushes, ready to sneak all the way back to the tribe.
Just then, there was a rumbling sound like thunder in the distance. But the vibration of the earth indicated that some large beast was approaching, such as the mammoth’s descendant: the long-nosed elephant. The long-nosed elephant wasn’t as hairy as the mammoth, but was much larger and looked like a moving mountain when they were walking through the jungle. Their nose was seven or eight meters long, able to roll up huge trees and swallow them. Although they were herbivores, they were far more ferocious than carnivorous beasts.
If the long-nosed elephant passed through, it often indicated that the place would be razed to the ground. The female, Xiao An Chun, turned green with fear and was too afraid to hide in the bushes, running away like the other wild beasts.
The lord of the food chain had arrived, and the small fish and shrimp at the bottom would naturally not kill each other anymore. It was more important to escape.
Xiao An Chun looked back as he ran and almost lost his soul. “Aaahh!” He screeched, “Fuck, what the hell is this?! Why are there dinosaurs? Aren’t they already extinct?!” As soon as he spoke, he remembered that he was no longer on Earth, but on a mythical Beastman Planet, where dinosaurs didn’t seem out of place.
“The tribe’s people never told me there were dinosaurs! If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have come out even if my mother killed me! I’m finished, I’m finished, it’s over!” He ran all the way, tears and snot splashing in the wind.
A few kilometers behind him, a ten-meter tall Tyrannosaurus Rex was smashing through trees and chasing after the rushing herd. It seemed to be starving, its cavernous jaws dripping with rotten saliva and teeth coldly glinting in the sunlight. Its golden pupils shone with a fierce light, closely watching the herd to pick out suitable prey. Until then, however, it didn’t mind eating the slowest one first.
Unfortunately, compared to a herd of antelope, wild deer, and saber-toothed tigers, the female with a pair of short legs was undoubtedly the slowest runner. Even if he tried to outrun the calves, he gradually fell to the back of the fleeing herd, occasionally tripping and falling over vines. In just a few minutes, he had a bruised nose, a swollen face, and wounded body. He looked very pitiful.
The T-Rex had a very keen sense of smell. Even under the green juice’s cover, it could still smell the female beastman’s blood, which seemed sweeter and tastier than other beasts’. The saliva continuously dripped out of its mouth. It took a sudden stride behind the female, stretched its neck and opened its mouth, trying to swallow him in.
Xiao An Chun somehow found the strength for a burst of speed and avoided the attack. He ran wildly and shouted, “Help!” in the Chinese language over and over again, even forgetting the Beastman language.
Zhou Yun Sheng and Zhao Xuan’s five senses were so sharp that they could have heard the T-Rex’s roar from over thousands of miles away. When they came near, they heard the familiar language that shouldn’t have appeared here. They were surprised.
“Save him. It’s interesting to meet a beastman who speaks Chinese on the Beastman Planet.” Zhou Yun Sheng patted the silly lion’s huge head.
Zhao Xuan obeyed his lover’s words and immediately ran in the direction of the voice, leaving a gold shadow wherever he passed.
Xiao An Chun’s voice was hoarse from shouting, tears and snot running freely over his face. And soon enough, because of his blurred vision, he fell. He looked desperately at the T-Rex’s open jaws getting closer and closer. As the sharp teeth touched his scalp, the T-Rex suddenly wailed and hit a huge tree off to the side.
Xiao An Chun showed a stupefied expression. He rubbed his eyes and determined that everything wasn’t caused by a fear induced hallucination. A golden lion, less than four meters in length, slapped a ten-meter-tall, ten-ton T-Rex, and then pounced to crush it.
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“Ah? Male god?” Xiao An Chun discovered the handsome man who quietly came up to his side. He quickly got up and wiped his face with the back of his hand, muttering, “I’m all right. It’s the male god’s big lion. No wonder he looked familiar.” Realizing he was speaking in Chinese, he immediately repeated himself in the Beastman language and explained that it was his native dialect.
“Where is your hometown? Aren’t you from that tribe?” Zhou Yun Sheng intended to investigate.
The more Xiao An Chun wiped his face, the more his snot and tears mixed with the green juice, leaving funny looking stains. He was vague, “My hometown is far away, and I was separated from my tribe like you and saved by the warriors of the Bayan tribe. Because I was an unattached female, they took me in without hesitation.”
Speaking, Xiao An Chun showed a sad expression. At the time, he had the idea that he would eventually find someone of the same species. How could he know that once he saw the tribe leader turn into a wolf, he would be so scared he urinated? Only then did he know he hadn’t traveled to ancient Earth, but to another alien space.
What’s more, there were no women here, only males who couldn’t shift, that is, females.
He was sexually altered.
Because females were very rare, a female could have many males at the same time. Although he was short, he was many times more beautiful than the natives of the tribe. He was very popular with the males of the tribe, even the Shaman’s son couldn’t compare.
For this reason, he was often excluded, and his popularity among the females was very poor. Every time he went out to pick wild fruits, he was always left behind by everyone else.
Thinking of this, he secretly glanced at Zhou Yun Sheng. No wonder the grandfather and son refused to allow the male god to stay. It wouldn’t be impossible for the male god to take all of the males in the tribe into his back palace with just his figure and appearance.
“Where are you looking at?” Zhou Yun Sheng opened his mouth lightly.
Xiao An Chun immediately retracted his gaze, which had hovered between the male god’s upright buttocks and straight legs.
“How long have you been in the Bayan tribe?” Zhou Yun Sheng continued.
“Two years.” Xiao An Chun calculated.
Without a calendar, he could only estimate. In his first year, he hid within the tribe and bemoaned his fate. In the second year, he accepted that he couldn’t go back and wanted to improve his life as much as possible.
Zhou Yun Sheng nodded and didn’t ask more. He was now eighty to ninety percent certain that this man was from Earth. Looking at his small body, he should still be wearing it. Like them, he had probably also been involved in the time-space whirlpool formed by the black holes’ explosion.
The male god was very cold when he didn’t speak, and his profile was especially beautiful, like a flawless sculpture. Not only did his figure fit the golden ratio, but also every undulating muscle line seemed to have been crafted by God himself. Xiao An Chun was just an ordinary person. Faced with this extraordinary god, there was a bit of fear in his heart, and his lips moved twice without saying a word.
Zhou Yun Sheng stood with his arms crossed and watched the two beasts fighting in the distance.
The T-Rex was undoubtedly the beast that stood at the top of the Beastman Planet’s food chain. They usually lived on flat continents, rarely crossing deserts and oceans to the eastern continent of mountains and forests. The western continent was a dinosaur’s paradise while the eastern continent was the beastmen’s territory. It was difficult to cross the mountains and rivers in the middle.
However, there were dinosaurs that would accidentally break into the eastern continent, especially the fierce T-Rex.
They had no natural enemies on this planet. They were free to go wherever they wanted. If the T-Rex went to the eastern continent, it would be no less than a catastrophe to the creatures there.
But that was in the past, not now.
Zhao Xuan’s ferocity was far above the T-Rex’s, especially with his lover standing behind him. In order to show his most courageous side, he couldn’t have chosen a better little lizard. It was more resistant to falls and beatings than the giant bear. He was satisfied. He swatted it between his paws, making use of all kinds of splendid and unusual hunting methods.
Sometimes, he jumped on the lizard’s back and bit off a piece of its skin. Other times, he jumped under its feet and swept one of its hind legs with his tail. When the little lizard crashed to the ground, he jumped onto its belly, taking graceful steps and walking slowly to its chest. He opened his mouth and let out a deafening roar.
The T-Rex wanted to turn over and get back up. Zhao Xuan lifted his paw and gave it a gentle push, and it suddenly fell back to the ground, neck deeply embedded into the soil. It could only keep shouting with its neck lifted up. Its golden pupils turned red with barely contained violent murder.
T-Rexes were ancient beasts. They had survived the Big Bang with their strong physiques and hadn’t evolved into a humanoid form. They had very small brains and knew only two things: killing and reproduction. So, Zhao Xuan didn’t have to show any mercy at all. He shook his thick mane and looked at his lover. Zhou Yun Sheng had tilted his head and was laughing at him, mouthing a “You’re great!”. Then he simply bit the T-Rex’s neck, raised his head, and went to his lover, rubbing his cheek with his furry head.
“Good, good lord.” Xiao An Chun stuttered and opened his mouth in fear, seeing the lion’s mouth still stained with blood. He quickly took two steps back. His expression was very frightened, but his eyes spelled out worship.
“The ancestral beasts couldn’t rely on the red crystal to upgrade, so their strength had stagnated, but your, your……” Xiao An Chun did not know what to call the big lion.
“My partner.” Zhou Yun Sheng kindly reminded him. At the same time, he pondered over the words “red crystal” in his heart. With a preliminary analysis, it seemed to be an absorbable energy crystal, specifically used to temper the bodies of male beastmen. The data he collected had no record of this. The wheel of history was moving forward.
“Your partner is different. He’s strong, very strong. He’s the most powerful beast I had ever seen.” Xiao An Chun repeated several times to express his shock. Even the T-Rex was killed and the lion hadn’t suffered any injuries. He stood out from all the other beasts on the planet.
“But he’s an ancestral beast. If he goes berserk, it’s going to be a disaster. No one would be able to control him.” Xiao An Chun anxiously warned.
“He won’t lose his mind.” Zhou Yun Sheng waved his hand disapprovingly. Finally, pointing to the T-Rex, he said to Zhao Xuan, “We’ll have dinosaur meat tonight, you clean it up.”
Zhao Xuan did not move. Instead, he raised his head and roared.
Zhou Yun Sheng smiled, gave him a kiss on the tip of his nose, and scratched his jaw. Zhao Xuan wanted to kiss him back, but he realized that his mouth was covered in blood. He was afraid that he would stain his lover’s white skin, so he flicked his tail and walked back towards the stiff T-Rex.
Xiao An Chun had often seen males entangled with females, but their original intention was to mate. So, when they got along, there was always a carnal atmosphere unlike this animal-human pair. Their every move, every smile, was full of tender feelings. Those feelings were so beautiful that he became subconsciously obsessed.
But soon, the warm atmosphere was replaced with the bloody image of the lion dismembering the dinosaur. Xiao An Chun didn’t want to lose face in front of his male god. He stood on his feeble legs, then slowly retreated without a trace, finally leaning against a tree and secretly exhaling.
The male god’s companion was so ferocious that he grabbed the T-Rex’s forearm and ripped it off. Then, he went through the rest of it. His claws tore at the T-Rex’s hard stomach, which was tougher than steel, opening and breaking it. The internal organs mixed with blood flowed all over the place, and the strong stench of blood spread quickly through the air.
Xiao An Chun covered his mouth and tried to suppress his desire to vomit. He often dealt with the prey the males brought back with the female beastmen, but none of it was as terrible as the scene in front of him. What was blood flowing into the sea? What was a mountain of carcasses? He had seen it at last.
“Male god, wouldn’t such a strong scent of blood attract other beasts? Let’s hurry, it’s not safe.” He trembled and began to speak.
“Don’t worry, Xuan’s here. The other beasts wouldn’t dare come.” Zhou Yun Sheng waved his hand.
“My name is Sheng, not male god.”
Xiao An Chun nodded hesitantly and didn’t have the courage to look back. The couple was so ferocious that he couldn’t stand it.
Wherever Zhao Xuan urinated, his territory was the large area that stretched from the cave to the lake. Even if the nearby beasts were starving to death, they would never dare to grab food from his mouth. They would just stand in the distance and look.
That was dinosaur meat. It was hard to find and eat in a lifetime, and it smelled good.
“Let’s just take the most tender part of the meat and leave the rest to them. You’re here anyways, and I won’t get hungry.” Zhou Yun Sheng stepped into the pool of blood and stroked the silly lion’s back.
Zhao Xuan quivered comfortably. He was even more delighted with his lover’s words of love and trust. He nodded and ripped off the two most tender pieces of meat from the T-Rex. He held them in his mouth and curled his tail around his lover’s waist, intending to carry him back.
“Take him too.” Zhou Yun Sheng wanted to gather more information from Xiao An Chun.
He had lived in the Bayan tribe for two years and should have heard about the Big Bang from the people. Even if he hadn’t heard of it, he could help in the future.
Xiao An Chun, who was supposed to be abandoned, was overjoyed and hurried two steps over. When he saw the grass covered in blood, he stopped his feet in time and smiled at the pair.
Zhou Yun Sheng exhaled from his nose, which was counted as a promise. The golden lion walked through the forest with his lover, a small female stumbling behind him. Wherever they went, all the beasts and birds retreated.
Shortly after their departure, many beasts descended on the remains of the T-Rex, but feared fighting for the food. They were afraid of the noise bringing the king back, and the scene was unprecedentedly harmonious.
Xiao An Chun is honestly me.
Nervous breakdown? Check!
Crying all over the place? Check!
Following the nearest hot guy around like a little quail? Check!
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Lol i wanna get adopted by a handsome male god too if thats possible XD
Thanks for the chapter 💕💕
You missed one: obsessed with the duo’s show of affection
Thanks for the chapter!
You know what, you’re right
I feel like the “Big Bang” was actually the wormhole exploding
*mumbling” this dog food still not enough, more more moreee
Thanks for the chapter! 💕💕💕
Thanks for the chapter.
The females still having a male gender makes me twitch every time. This author really loves her mpreg.
No matter what time and space Zhao Xuan really is OP.
Thank you for the update!
When the universe’s strongest superhuman became an overgrown kitten 🐱😂
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
Thanks for translating~! Yay! There’s a transmigrator! And he seems like a cute little bro type of chara~
I can’t not imagine you as a panicking hamster in the middle of that
Thanj you for the update! Take care~
Thanks for the chapter! 💕
Actually, I want to see them taking care of their future babies… Am I expecting too much? 😂😅 btw, thank you for the translations~
I really wish that the author had written an extra that was ZYS + ZX + babies
Thank you for the update…
Omg I’m dying 😂😂 this reminds me of Stone Age Husband Raising Journal’s planet.
Oh, how sweet. So that what they meant by “the true king brings peace and harmony”