Quickly Wear the Face of the Devil (Extra 4)Chapter 1

Translator: Callis
Editor: Kara

A large tourist airship was traveling through the vast sea of stars. The airship was full of newlywed couples and pairs of husbands from all over the universe, traveling to different destinations. When they arrived at the scheduled planet, they would land in a two-person airship. ByVhjK

Among the group of newlyweds, the Assai couple was undoubtedly the most eye-catching.

Everyone gathered together and chatted happily, sharing the joy of newlywed life. Only two people were sitting in the corner. Side-by-side, they flipped through a tourist brochure together. The cover of the brochure was a planet covered in forests and oceans; it looked very primitive.

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The honeymoon was for enjoyment, not adventuring. The average newlywed would never choose a place where the technology was too backward or the living conditions were too harsh. At best, it would be a waste of a holiday, and at worst, if there was danger, the result might be death.

But this pair showed no concern for their safety. Who didn’t know that General Orr was the only member of the super race in the entire empire, even in the whole interstellar world, that had successfully evolved? That he had enough power to destroy a planet? That there was no place in the universe he couldn’t go? OuLSXx

In the empire, they were both existences that could call forth the wind and rain. Although everyone was very curious about them, they did not dare disturb the pair. They could only peek at them from time to time, wanting to see how they differed from ordinary couples.

The fact was that they, like ordinary people, enjoyed the sweetness of being newlyweds, becoming even more sticky and intimate. When the pair saw an interesting picture, they would stop and discuss, gazing at each other as they spoke. They laughed, foreheads pressed together, then exchanged tender or spicy kisses.

When the tall and heroic general embraced the slender youth in his arms, the picture was extremely warm and beautiful.

Zhao Xuan lost interest after looking through about half of the brochure. When he saw that his lover was still enjoying it, he gave the brochure to him, called the waiter over, and whispered a few words into the other’s ear.

The waiter’s expression was somewhat odd. Then, with a knowing and slightly indecent smile, he quickly stuffed a pamphlet in Zhao Xuan’s hands.

Zhao Xuan closed his fingers around the pamphlet and put it away in his trouser’s pocket like a thief. When he saw his unperturbed lover, he hesitated for a few seconds before slowly pulling his hand out of his trouser pocket, turned around, opened it up on his palm, glanced through it with hunger and thirst.

About ten minutes later, Zhou Yun Sheng closed his brochure and asked, “What are you looking at?”

Zhao Xuan was startled, and the pamphlet fell to the floor with a clatter. The pamphlet landed, two of the pages open, revealing the color of flesh. He didn’t dare to bend down and pick it up. He lifted his big foot and slammed it down on the pamphlet, asking seriously, “I wasn’t looking at anything, just some matters to take care of, that’s all. Baby, are you hungry? Shall we go to a restaurant for dinner?” fziR86

Zhou Yun Sheng had excellent eyesight, and he could clearly see what was pictured in the pamphlet with a glance. He put his right hand on the man’s knee and kneaded it slowly and gently. “Hand it over honestly, or you will suffer.”

Goosebumps erupted all over Zhao Xuan’s body from being rubbed. He had no choice but to raise his big foot and hand over the trampled pamphlet to his lover. His extraordinary face broke into a fawning smile.

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Zhou Yun Sheng flipped the pages of the pamphlet back, sneering while he read. ZY NKS

This was a pamphlet of the characteristics of the genitals of the males of the Beastman Planet. There wasn’t only text, but also had clear pictures. It looked very exciting.

Since it was a honeymoon, that aspect of enjoyment would inevitably be very important. In order to increase the pleasure between the new husbands, a variety of special services had emerged as required. Zhou Yun Sheng was very open, preferring the combination of soul and flesh, but that did not mean that anything could be tolerated and accepted.

“My love, which one are you going to choose?” He closed the pamphlet and asked in a sweet voice.

Zhao Xuan glanced at him and asked carefully, “Which one do you like best?” cd948O

“I like the Serpents, they have two genitals, it must feel very good. Mammoth Elephants are also not bad, they’re large enough. There are Saber-toothed Tigers with barbed genitals, very energetic. Water bears have large sacs and can store a lot of semen. There’s too many, I can’t choose.” Zhou Yun Sheng waved his hand, as if distressed.

Zhao Xuan’s eyes grew brighter and brighter. He opened the pamphlet, pointed to two pages, and said, “Baby, you also happen to like the two that I prefer. Since it’s like this, why don’t we extend our vacation and leave after two years? The first year I can take the giant snake metamorphosis pill, the second year I can take the saber-toothed tiger metamorphosis pill, so you can experience both once.” After he spoke, he leaned closer to his lover with an inviting smile, wanting to kiss his rosy lips.

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Zhou Yun Sheng turned and looked at him. His beautiful lips curved up, seeming very happy, but in the next second, he punched Zhao Xuan’s handsome face, stood up and mercilessly kicked at his feet before walking away. One had two penises, and another had a penis covered in barbs, what was he trying for? Sex or punishment?

Zhao Xuan was a member of the super race and had a very strong physique, so he didn’t feel it when he was beaten by his lover. He only pretended to be knocked down to cooperate with him. Waiting until his lover had finished venting his anger, he quickly got up, and then simultaneously chased after him with apologies and asked anxiously, “Baby, does your hand hurt? Walk a little more slowly, let me see.” Of course, he didn’t forget to bring the pamphlet with him. 6jKJep

As soon as the pair was far enough away, the rest area exploded. The other newlyweds could have never imagined how the superhero Orr Assai looked when he faced his partner.

“Too embarrassing, almost disillusioned!”

“A superhero, but privately, he’s a soft egg afraid of his partner!”

“Does he have any self-esteem as a man? I’m too disappointed.” tcdEWQ

Some people sneered sourly.

Another person shot them down, saying “Grapes are sour when you cannot eat them. Haven’t you heard of this phrase? There is no man who is afraid of his partner, only the husband who loves him. It’s because Orr loves his partner so much that he lets him ask for what he wants. Even when hit, he worries about his partner’s hand. God! It’s too sweet, I want to marry such a man!”

“Honey, you are married, please wake up.” His husband immediately stood up to defend himself.

The interruption inevitably brought embarrassment to those who had mocked Orr, and after a moment, they tried to divert attention. “Did you know? Nan Qing died.” 8YBnpQ

“Oh? How did he die?” Someone immediately asked.

“I heard that because of his beauty, he was gang-raped by criminals from the same cell and died of a massive hemorrhage.”

“He was also known for his good looks? With that fake face based on Mr. Zhou’s, standing next to him, it’s too ugly to see.”

“Good that he died. He deserved it.” vJhzKD

“He didn’t know how to treasure a superhero like Orr. Not only did he frame people, but he also wanted to eat grass. Who does he think he is? God? That everybody has to revolve around him?”

“God, died from a massive hemorrhage? It’s too cruel, rotting the lower body……”

It was too horrible to hear. Everyone subconsciously lowered their voices and relished in Nan Qing’s miserable life in prison.

The rest area became boisterous and lively. The two extraordinary people in the corner were gone. At last, the newlyweds took on the vigor of their honeymoons. DqwpP4

On the other side, Zhao Xuan was beaten up again. Only when he saw that they were about to arrive on the Beastman Planet did Zhou Yun Sheng stop, and he walked towards the general’s office. The clerk warily asked the two men to sit down and said, “This is the contract, please take a closer look at it. If there is no problem, sign in the lower right corner.”

It was a travel agreement. In order to protect the lower civilizations, the races from the higher civilizations must not reveal their identities or kill natives, except in self-defense. They must not leave behind objects beyond the level of the local civilization; they must not change local history……There were thousands of relevant rules, summed up by one sentence ── they could go play, but they must not leave any trace behind.

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Zhou Yun Sheng read ten lines at a glance and finished quickly. He decided that there wasn’t a problem and signed his name. Zhao Xuan also signed the agreement and looked up at the clerk.

The clerk understood and quickly put a row of metamorphosis pills on the table, laughing, “Please choose the two you want.” rz0Ggw

In order to hide their identities, travellers must disguise themselves and blend in with the natives. The Beastman Planet was still very backward. Only a few females from the local races had evolved to a human form. Males and a vast majority of the females were still beasts.

Perhaps in the next few hundred or thousand years, through mating with the humanoid females, the genetic composition of the inhabitants of the Beastman Planet would gradually become dominated by humans, but it obviously hadn’t reached that point yet.

It was an extremely backward planet. The natives were still at the lowest level of evolution. They had no words, no tools, and no language. They also ate raw flesh and drank blood. But there was one thing that was very suitable for newlyweds: an unrestrained lifestyle.

Mating was always the main theme of the Beastman Planet. As long as they were full, the only other thing they could think of was mating, mating, mating, in trees, rivers, caves, even under the eyes of their tribe. They did not form clear values, so they did not know this thing called ‘shame.’ Everything was for the reproduction of the next generation. HmBWTw

Because of too much sex, their genitals had evolved far ahead of other parts of the body, not only in size, but also in number. This was Zhao Xuan’s original reason for choosing the Beastman Planet for their honeymoon.

At the moment, he stared at the metamorphosis pills, and there was a terrifying glint in his eyes. He looked at the Giant Snake, the Saber-toothed Tiger, and finally glanced at the Water Bear. He was quite uncertain.

Zhou Yun Sheng crossed his slender legs, supported his cheek with a hand, and raised his eyebrows slightly so that he could watch him leisurely.

Zhao Xuan thought for a minute, then reached for the Giant Snake metamorphosis pill. Zhou Yun Sheng coughed softly, and he immediately changed direction to take the Saber-toothed Tiger metamorphosis pill. This time, the coughing sound disappeared and turned into a cold, piercing hum. His fingers trembled, and he took one without looking at it. poJjQd

Zhou Yun Sheng loosened Zhao Xuan’s grip and saw the words “Lion Tribe” written on the small box containing the pill. Then he pulled back his sneer and patted the man’s beautiful face. He praised him, “Obedient.”

The lion was medium in size, and that thing was also medium in size. There were no unique anti-human characteristics, which was acceptable.

Zhao Xuan waited until Zhou Yun Sheng left and was far away before he sighed regretfully, which made the clerk want to laugh, but didn’t dare to.

Who would have thought that the strongest husband in the Empire was so funny in private and sweeter than they expected? Xa6LEk

An hour later, Zhou Yun Sheng and Zhao Xuan entered a small airship and flew towards the Beastman Planet, which was floating a few hundred light-years away.

As soon as the small airship left the main ship, two black holes had collided nearby, triggering a large explosion. All the planets in the same universe were affected, resulting in varying degrees of turbulence and a distortion of time and space. After a brief standstill, the universe returned to its original state.

The main ship opened a shield in time and survived the explosion, while the small airship flying towards the Beastman Planet was swallowed up by a twisted time-space whirlpool and disappeared.

The captain witnessed the whole incident and immediately contacted the Ministry of Military Affairs for support. Orr and Mr. Zhou were the heroes of the Empire; they couldn’t be met with an accident! iR EtY

when the two novels I’m translating are on opposite spectrums
one is sweet and fluffy, and one is…well…

As of now, I have decided NOT to put it up on novel updates, since I haven’t gotten a response from the original translator, Kez, who said that they were translating this about 8 months ago, but hasn’t uploaded anything.

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