translator: baumkuchen
Even though the mountain path was a little steep, their surroundings were so beautiful, Lu Qingjiu actually didn’t find it tedious. As they walked, Shaohao introduced the names of the birds that they saw around them to Lu Qingjiu. Only then did Lu Qinghiu realise most of the birds here were all those that could be seen in the human world, just that among them were a few already-extinct species that would still be seen.
Shaohao’s territory, was like a Peach Blossom Spring made just for birds.
When they finally reached the peak, the excitement building in Lu Qingjiu’s had too reached its peak. It was just that as he turned a corner and reached an open grassland, he heard a few very ill-timed voices.
“San wan!”
“Peng!”
“Mahjong!”
“How did you fucking win again, you fucker, are you cheating!”
“Ai, if you can’t take losing then don’t play, I’m such an honest bird, how could I cheat!”
At that moment, Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun’s expressions were stiff. After a lot of effort, they finally managed to climb to the peak, they saw four people sitting by a stone platform playing mahjong.
Lu Qingjiu slowly turned and looked at Shaohao. “What are they doing?”
Shaohao, “Playing mahjong.”
Lu Qingjiu forced himself to calm down, telling himself that it definitely couldn’t be true. “Where are the big birds you were talking about……” At the top of the mountain, there wasn’t even a little bird to be seen, much less any beautiful big birds.
Shaohao, “Playing mahjong.”
Lu Qingjiu, “Ah??”
Shaohao, “Those guys are the big birds.”
The four men had also heard their conversation. Their movements stopped, and they all turned to look over at them in tandem. Only then did Lu Qingjiu notice that their hair colours were all unlike that of ordinary people, alternating black and white, red and green, and the most eye-catching one out of all of them was a lady will rainbow hair.
Lu Qingjiu felt a wave of dizziness rush over his consciousness as all his dreams were destroyed in an instant. Probably because his reeling was far too obvious, Shaohao said in a soothing tone, “How about I have them turn back to their original forms for you to see?”
Lu Qingjiu, “No…… no need.”
“Little gege, want to play a few rounds?” The lady with the rainbow hair waved at Lu Qingjiu, enthusiastically inviting him to join their game.
At that moment, Lu Qingjiu finally understood why Shaohao had asked him if he had brought cash with him, these motherfucking birds were actually gathered at the top of the mountain to gamble……
Shaohao turned to look at his birds. “Turn back into your original forms.” Even though Lu Qingjiu had said that there was no need, seeing how he looked like he was reeling so hard that he was about to pass out, he still felt that he shouldn’t keep shocking him.
Upon hearing Shaohao’s words, the four birds all turned to look at each other, and then actually really turned back to their original forms. It was just that their original forms were a lot bigger than ordinary birds. When they stood up, they were almost the height of a full grown man.
It had to be said, even though he’d seen the scene of them playing mahjong, Lu Qingjiu was still pathetically entranced by their original forms. These birds all had their own charm: The swallow had a refreshing handsomeness, the shrike had a heroic beauty, the parrotfinch had an elegant grace, and the golden pheasant was simply gorgeous—— It would be even better if there wasn’t that mahjong table in front of them, Lu Qingjiu thought, pained.
But after a bit of time to recover from the shock, in the end, Lu Qingjiu still accepted this cruel reality, as well as the new knowledge that when they were bored, the birds liked to play mahjong.
“Do you want to play a couple rounds?” The golden pheasant was probably the rainbow-haired lady. From her beak, out came human words.
“I didn’t bring much money,” Lu Qingjiu said.
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“It’s fine.” The swallow was a man. No matter whether it was his human form or bird form, he still looked very gentlemanly. “We’re not playing in big amounts.”
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Shrike, who was being crowded out, showed a sad expression, saying, “You group of damn dogs, when you can’t get enough people my playing skills are good enough for you.”
Lu Qingjiu couldn’t bear to watch them use their bird forms to argue any longer. If he watched this for too long, he was really going to get a psychological shadow. Hence, he hurriedly urged them into turning back into their human forms, saying that he could play a few rounds, but what about Bai Yuehu and Yin Xun? Neither of them knew how to play, and just sitting by the side was so boring.
“I’ll stay next to you and watch.” Bai Yuehu was utterly uninterested in this bird park. He’d long since seen the entirety of this place when he was dragged here by Shaohao to work as a coolie.
“I can show him around,” Shaohao smiled and said, “No need to worry, I won’t let him be bored.”
Actually, Shaohao was actually quite good looking. When he smiled, he looked very gentle. However, Yin Xun felt a chill run down his spine, inexplicably becoming a little scared. But before he could refuse, Shaohao placed his hand on his shoulder and blinked at him, “Don’t you want to have a look around?”
Yin Xun, “I……” Actually, he really did want to, but……
Lu Qingjiu, thinking that it was that he didn’t want to be a bother, said comfortingly, “Go, it’s fine, we’ll just be here playing mahjong. If you want to come back, just have Shaohao bring you back.”
Only then did Yin Xun let out an “en”, and was led away by Shaohao.
On this end, Lu Qingjiu started playing mahjong with the birds, while on that end, Yin Xun was brought to another part of the garden by Shaohao. It had to be said, this bird park was extraordinarily beautiful. To Yin Xun, who had practically left Shuifu village, it was incredibly enchanting. Shaohao followed behind Yin Xun, introducing the surrounding birds’ names and personalities like before as Yin Xun listened with interest. As they walked and chatted, they slowly came to a small bridge. Below the bridge was a clear river, inside of which were even golden koi swimming here and there. Because the river water was too clear, it looked as if the fish were swimming in the air.
“How beautiful.” Yin Xun had already forgotten how many times he had said these sincere words of praise.
“Do you like this place?” Shaohao asked in a warm voice.
“Yes.” Yin Xun was just about to turn around, when he found that Shaohao was standing right behind him. The two were so close that he could even feel Shaohao’s breath on his skin.
“Ah……” Yin Xun instinctively wanted to retreat, but behind him was the bridge, so he couldn’t move back any further.
Shaohao was a head taller than Yin Xun. Currently, his eyes were lowered slightly, staring at Yin Xun. Yin Xun was a little frightened by his stare, his voice becoming panicked, “Mister Shaohao?”
Shaohao asked, “You’re a mountain god, right?”
Yin Xun said, “Y, yes.”
Shaohao said, smiling, “Has anyone told you, you’re really attractive?”
Yin Xun was silent for a moment. He said in a small voice, “Are you talking about the quality of my meat?”
Shaohao, “……”
Yin Xun instantly understood, Shaohao was probably interested in the flesh on his body. “Can you not eat me?” Seemingly worried that his refusal would make Shaohao angry, after struggling with himself for a moment, he pulled out a little knife that was hanging off his keychain from his pocket and sliced off his finger.
Shaohao originally just meant to tease Yin Xun a little, so when he saw what he did, he was stunned stiff, until Yin Xun stuffed his finger into his mouth.
Yin Xun, “Just…… just a taste?”
Shaohao’s expression twisted.
Yin Xun, thinking that he wasn’t satisfied, shakingly prepared to chop off half his palm, when his arm was caught by Shaohao.
Shaohao seemed to be gritting his teeth. “I was joking with you, what are you doing?”
Yin Xun, “Joking?”
Shaohao, “En!” He actually did think that Yin Xun, this human-shaped rouzhiling, was a little interesting, and was just teasing him casually but who knew that Yin Xun’s response would make him completely lost for words. This was a finger, but he just cut it off. And when cutting off a finger wasn’t enough, he was going to cut off his palm. What’s more, why were Yin Xun’s actions so practiced? How many times had he done this?!
Yin Xun smiled self-mockingly, also thinking that he had been too sensitive. After all, Bai Yuehu was still at the top of the mountain, and Shaohao was a proper god, he probably wouldn’t have rudely chopped him up and eaten him. He said, “Then……”
Shaohao thought that Yin Xun was going to say some words of blame, who knew that this thing would ask bashfully, “Then how did I taste?”
Shaohao, “……”
Yin Xun, “Usually when I accidentally cut myself when cutting vegetables I’ll just casually eat it. I think it’s actually pretty good, but no one else has tried it.” Seeing Shaohao’s expression didn’t look right, he hurriedly put an end to this topic. “I’m about done looking around, please take me back now.”
Shaohao squeezed out a reply from between gritted teeth. “Not bad.”
Yin Xun, “What’s not bad?”
Shaohao, “You taste not bad.” Even though he didn’t know what Yin Xun had just been touching with said finger, to tell the truth, Yin Xun truly tasted very good. The texture was a little like fruit jelly, but it was a little thicker than jelly, and it even had a strange fragrance in it. The feeling of it sliding down his tongue and into his gullet was really good…… But that wasn’t the point right now.
This was Yin Xun’s first time being praised in such a way. Outside of pride, he also felt a little embarrassed. “Not bad, right?”
Shaohao, “I want to ask you something.”
Yin Xun, “What?”
Shaohao said, “Since you don’t want other people to eat you, why did you let someone else taste you?” He’d eaten roulingzhi before, but it tasted very different from Yin Xun. If he had to say which was better, it would definitely be Yin Xun who tasted a lot better.
Yin Xun said in a small voice, “Isn’t this me hoping that after you try it you’ll stop thinking about it?”
Shaohao said helplessly, “What if I taste it, find that it tastes good and want more?”
Yin Xun, “……” Sorry, it was him who was too naive, it was society’s fault for being too dangerous.
Shaohao, seeing Yin Xun’s face start to turn white again, other than finding it funny, he felt a strange kind of tender affection rise up in his heart. Even though his birds looked soft and obedient, actually each were fiercer than the other. If you said something unpleasant, you would find that there wasn’t a single one that could be trifled with around you. He had never met someone of Yin Xun’s type, who after a bit of teasing, everything he felt would show.
“Let’s go, I’ll bring you back now.” Shaohao was afraid that if he teased him any more, Yin Xun would go back and complain.
Seeing that Shaohao really didn’t have any intentions of eating him, Yin Xun finally let out the breath he’d been holding, and eagerly followed Shaohao back to the top of the mountain.
Over on Lu Qingjiu’s end, he had no idea what Yin Xun had gone through, he was currently playing mahjong with eyebrows furrowed in concentration, after all. He’d found that these birds were all extremely skilled at mahjong, but when he was still working at his company, he’d often been pulled over by Zhu Miaomiao to play mahjong with his coworkers, so right now, he could still just about cope, neither winning nor losing.
However, after playing for a while, he found that the personalities of each bird were very different. Some were gentle, some were irascible, some were delicate, and some were rough, actually very similar to their respective species. For example, the swallow in front of him was particularly gentlemanly, playing mahjong lightly and had a more gentle attitude, in sharp contrast to the shrike striding back and forth irascibly behind him.
After playing a few rounds, he saw Shaohao lead Yin Xun back. Yin Xun seemed to be scared of something, hurrying away from Shaohao and returning to his side.
“What’s wrong?” Thinking Yin Xun had seen something scary, Lu Qingjiu just casually asked.
“It’s fine.” Yin Xun’s hand was in his pocket so Lu Qingjiu wouldn’t see his finger which had yet to grow back out. It would take an hour or two to grow out, after all.
Lu Qingjiu asked, suspicious, “It’s really fine?”
“It’s fine.” Shaohao walked over to stand behind Yin Xun with a smile, placing a hand lightly on his shoulder just like before. It was just that this time, he, to his complete lack of surprise, felt Yin Xun’s body stiffen slightly. “I just brought him to see some birds of prey.”
“Oh,” Lu Qingjiu said, “Then you need to be careful.” After all, the body of his family’s mountain spirit was terribly weak, and was made out of a special material, even though Bai Yuehu was here and he wasn’t worried about Shaohao getting any ideas.
Shaohao said in a warm voice, “Naturally, he needs to be careful. Otherwise, if you were accidentally eaten by the birds, what would I do? Right, Yin Xun?”
Yin Xun, “……Right.” Now, he’d finally realised, all of Bai Yuehu’s friends, seemed to be terrifying people. If they weren’t terrifying, it had to be that the person wasn’t showing it. For example, this brightly smiling, gentle seeming White Emperor Shaohao before him, clearly wasn’t someone to be reckoned with. Thinking about this, Yin Xun involuntarily shrunk his shoulder, silently leaning over to Lu Qingjiu’s side.
Seeing Yin Xun’s response, Shaohao wasn’t bothered, just that his smile was so gentle it was a little dazzling.
The author has something to say:
Lu Qingjiu: Selling Yin Xun, three yuan a jin, ten yuan three jin.
Shaohao: I’ll give you a hundred.
Yin Xun: Wuwuwu just sell half, I can grow it back from the remaining half.
baum: poor Yin Xun lol.
also, I have a recommendation for y’all: xiin’s started translating one of my favourite novels of all time on dummynovels, if you’re interested, please check it out~
Summary:
The protagonist shou, Xie Sui, was a proud son of heaven. He had an illustrious family background, was cold and removed from desire, and attracted many (psychopathic) admirers. From the gentle senior to the paranoid president, to the haughty and proud arch-enemy, these big guys were all top leaders of their respective fields, yet they were all crazy about him.
After pushing him down a series of mentally and physically abusive paths, the three of them decided to join hands to destroy the Xie Family, imprison Xie Sui, crush his pride, and turn him into a pet that could only rely on them.
While the crowd of readers howled “Wuwuwu the feels~”.
Song Yu was already so angry he was going crazy. Not wanting to read any more of this eye-searingly bad novel, he cursed, “Idiots.” and hurried offline.
As a result, when he woke up, he’d transmigrated.
He’d transmigrated to become the Third Young Master of the Song Family in the novel, who had only been briefly mentioned in passing, would die of a terminal illness, and was Xie Sui’s childhood friend.
Song Yu was terribly upset. At the same time, he’d already come to a decision in his heart––those three idiots, had better not think about wanting to get close to his little childhood friend!
*
Xie Sui was born cold hearted. In two lifetimes, he’d never tasted the sweetness of love, nor had he ever experienced the feeling of being protected.
After destroying three big families and personally killing his enemies, he was reborn back to when he was 15 years old. He had to hide the violence and coldness in his heart and pretend to be the youth with a gentle and clean appearance that he’d been in the past.
Everything was the same as before, except that the little childhood friend who was nothing but a vague memory in his previous life was exceptionally different this time.
Like the spring breeze that thawed the frozen soil, someone reached into the abyss and grabbed his blood-stained hand.
*
Song Yu tore apart a love confession letter like he was venting and fumed, “Don’t pay attention to those people, don’t believe in their sweet words. They’re all scum, and their love is worthless. Don’t like them, okay?”
Xie Sui gazed at him for a long time, then laughed, “Alright, I don’t like them.”
I only like you.
!!!!!!!! is this a hint of secondary CP…..???? it’s so cute lmao Shaohao’s just like wanting to tease Yin Xun and then Yin Xun just straights up feeds him part of himself and goes “don’t eat me!!!!!!”
Thanks for the chapter~~~
Please be a couple. I want that cute little YX to be eaten up in a different way 🥰
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
Is it bad that I don’t want them to be a couple? I’m bad in the way that I can’t stand two couples in romance stories most of the time.
Dude I feel the same way (but once in a blue moon I’d have my exceptions). And my moons looking a bit blue right now
I wonder if we now have the answer to why Yin Xun’s cooking has such an… interesting… effect.
And maybe, no matter how good he tastes, it isn’t such a good idea to eat him.
Aaaaaah is the spring night finally come for Yin Xun?? I SHIPPP IT AAAAH
hopefully yin xun get another rich daddy other than lqj 😂😂😂
The reader has something to say:
Shaohao: you have smooth skin, like silk tofu.
Yin Xun: thank you? do you want to know my skincare routine??
Shaohao: I can smell your bodywash’s fragrance from afar, it tempts me.
Yin Xun: ??? I won’t sell my body, pervert!
XD it just puzzles me how MLs always can smell bodywash from the MCs
thank you for the chapter
Right?? Just like how background characters seem to smell cool soothing light fragrance on main characters
Ohhhh is this slow burn novel about the deliver a fast burn side cp?
Thanks for the chapter!!!
I thought Yin Xun couldn’t leave the mountain area as the mountain God?
Did they conviently forget that because they wanted a side CP?
That restriction was for when he was younger; as he grew up, the range of where he could go increased.
Thanks for the update
That’s a good looking ship. when will they sail? I want to aboard that ship.
Is this is a new ship????? Please be so.
Thank you for the chapter!!!!
Ship 🚢 ahoy!
Thank you
please let it be new ship
thanks for the chapter!
when i think about yin xun i get a little bit sad… he might be a little mountain god, so cutting off a limb or two is probably nbd, but his self preservation really is so distressingly extreme. it would be really cute if this 2nd CP goes through the “youre treating me like a person and not food” motion (o´ω`o)
The new fiction sounds interesting. Appreciate you sharing it.
Definitely shall take a read.
My BL sense is right!!!! A secondary ship!!!! And i knew it. Shaohao is attracted to Yin Xun! Can we talk how Yin Xun’s appearance was ignored in LQJ’s house since YX was overshadowed by BYH’s stunning appearance? Now we can see YX is actually (also) good-looking.
Grazie per il capitolo 💚
Molto interessante la nuova coppia!
Thanks for the chapter! ^ ^)♡
Thx for the ch and the recommendation :3
DID OUR MOUNTAIN GOD YIN XUN FINALLY GET PAIRED UP FOR A POTENTIAL CP?!?! 😆😆😆
Please let that be a new CP
Pleaseeeee
Wait, I just can’t get over the fact that our little mountain god Yin Xun just casually eats himself when he ends up cutting himself accidentally.
Yin Xun is such a dopey sweetheart, how has he survived this long?
Thank you for sharing the recommendation for “Transmigrating Into The Heartthrob’s Cannon Fodder Childhood Friend. “ I’ve read the first few chapters, and it’s terrific.
Just a heads up; if you didn’t know, ‘c**lie’ is very much a pejorative term. I’m not sure what was in the original, but that’s just what happens when one is translating instead of writing.
LQJ, SOMEONE IS COVETING YOUR SON!!! YIN XUN WILL BE SOLD OFF. FUFUFU THE KID IS FINALLY BECOMING AN ADULT
I just back to mtlnovel because this side couple and ml is black belly for our naive yin xun
OOOOOO. THIS IS DEFINITELY A LOVE FLAG BETWEEN THEM. OOOOO!! :0 YX YOU CAUGHT A SUGAR DADDY!
thanks for the chapter! 💕
CP!!! CP!!! Omfg our son finally meets a potential partner!!
Soon YX will be “eaten” by ShaoHao
bwhahaha I like this side couple LET IT BE CANON PLEASE I WOULD LOVE THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I was so worried for Yin Xun because aside from LQ, he has no one to worry for him T^T! Finally! I really feel sorry for Yin Xun and his past, just thinking how lonely he was in that desolate home of his, without his parents, his grandma already died, and he can’t even cook for himself, still waiting for LQ to return but he never forced LQ and even supported him even though he himself is suffering his own problems. T^T. I just want someone to truly treasure YX aside from LQ. Much better if they take care, protect and value our little Mountain god and give him all the love he deserves!!