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Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash BinCh85 - I Hear I’m a Battle God (22)

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After tidying himself up, Chi Xiaochi went to the jail to see that Omega who had gone into heat.

He was currently wrapped up in a quilt, sound asleep. The alarm and terror filling his face from yesterday yesterday had already been replaced by serenity. It was just that on the side of his exposed neck was a bruise, particularly striking.

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Chi Xiaochi asked Yin Shaofeng, “How did that bruise happen?”

Yin Shaofei’s face was sweaty. He turned his gaze to the Zhan Yanchao keeping watch at the entrance of the jail. KpMkT

Zhan Yanchao, leaning on a major’s sword decorated with mahogany and steel wires, sat by the only entrance to the steel prison. A big bunch of keys hung off the hilt of his sword, and his head was leaning against the railing, drooping as he dozed off.

Yin Shaofei, “Of not for Vice-Division Leader Zhan, there would have been no way that guy would have reached here in one piece……”

 

Yin Shaofei simply didn’t dare to think too deeply about the chaos last night.  0D6VJm

Those Alpha soldiers had all descended into a state of extreme madness. Fortunately, there had been Zhan Yanchao to open a path. In the end, when the Omega had seen the surge of Alphas rushing over, he had started shrieking and screeching in fear, kicking and punching in his arms. Only when Zhan Yanchao turned back and smashed him with the back of his knife did the world finally turn peaceful.

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“Then what use do you still have?” Chi Xiaochi shot him a look. “Other than you being able to breathe, what’s the difference between you and a rice cooker?”

The rice cooker, “……”

Chi Xiaochi then asked, “Who brought that Omega into my tent?” bPpzxU

Now, the rice cooker didn’t even dare to breathe.

Chi Xiaochi found his answer from his silence. “That’s just nice. You can go and receive thirty strokes of the cane.”

He turned and walked out. Yin Shaofei, vexed that his attempt to pat the horse’s ass had landed on the horse’s hoof, hurried after him.

The sound of his footsteps as he left finally woke Zhan Yanchao up. 6aCdOs

Upon seeing Ji Zuoshan’s back, Zhan Yanchao shot awake and jumped to his feet, but smacked his head against the copper lock above him, making him spin in pain. After letting out a few hisses, only then did he grab the keys and get to his feet, and hurried out the door with the jingling of keys.

 

Hearing the sound of the keys, Chi Xiaochi turned back, just so happening to meet Zhan Yanchao’s gaze.

Only then did Zhan Yanchao realise that he’d stayed up all night, guarding, cutting quite the sorry figure in front of the neatly dressed General Ji. But Second Young Master Zhan was Second Young Master Zhan, after all. He wouldn’t forget his original intentions. cdofuQ

“I didn’t touch him,” Zhan Yanchao tried to clear things up, “I have…… that, mysophobia.”

Chi Xiaochi just looked at him, silent.

Zhan Yanchao said, “Once I recognise a person, then that’s the person for me.”

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In order to hide his embarrassment, as well as to avoid being rejected, Zhan Yanchao muddled on, “Omegas really are as fragile as tofu. ……Thankfully you didn’t become like that.” 984Bgj

Looking at the Ji Zuoshan who was more than half a head taller than him, he muttered, both feeling sweet yet pained, “You being like this, is, is good.”

 

As he spoke, Zhan Yanchao’s regret value went up by another two points.

It was for no other reason than that he’d truly recognised his past wrongs and outrageousness. POdK7g

But the youth before him wasn’t Xiao Ji anymore. The gaze he used to look at Zhan Yanchao with, was of General Ji looking at Vice-Division Leader Zhan. He just gave him a shallow nod of approval, then chose to leave.

Zhan Yanchao’s heart twisted with pain, but he could only tighten his grip on the keys, and quietly watched Ji Zuoshan leave.

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He thought of something from a long time ago. 2tc65A

Probably when he was about thirteen, fourteen years old, once, because of a reason he’d already completely forgotten, Xiao Ji had received ten lashes from his wip.

At the time, the weather had been humid, and Ji Zuoshan’s wounds had gotten infected. He contracted a high fever, and had to lie in bed for three days and three nights straight. Zhan Yanchao had been keeping watch by his bedside, afraid that he would leave him just like that. As he wallowed in sadness, he quietly swore that he would never beat him ever again.

When Ji Zuoshan woke, he was too tired to talk to him.

He squeezed into Ji Zuoshan’s quilt, and took him into his arms, not talking either. b7ofR8

Ji Zuoshan said in a small voice, “It’s hot.”

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He hugged him even tighter.

Ji Zuoshan’s lash wounds had always recovered quickly. He also wasn’t in pain anymore, so he just let him hug him.

Ji Zuoshan said, “Young Master, my break to visit family is coming up soon. How can I go back to see my younger siblings if I’m sick like this?” kYCI9A

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Zhan Yanchao wasn’t willing to admit his wrongs. “If you hadn’t made me angry, why would I have beaten you.”

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Ji Zuoshan didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “I won’t get angry. ……I’ll probably only be disappointed.”

Zhan Yanchao couldn’t differentiate between the two. “Don’t those mean the same thing?”

Ji Zuoshan good naturedly explained, “With anger, perhaps there would still be a chance of reconciliation; with disappointment, I won’t get angry, I won’t lash out, I’ll just leave, and never come back.” d7Wg4

Zhan Yanchao puffed up his cheeks. He jumped up and said, indignant, “You dare!”

Ji Zuoshan didn’t say he dared, nor did he say that he didn’t dare. He just looked at him, and the corners of his mouth curved up slightly.

Clearly this was a child of the same age as him, but Ji Zuoshan’s eyes held an abnormal gentleness and acceptance.

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……Now, Zhan Yanchao understood the meaning in his eyes.

But in the end, Zhan Yanchao had lost that Xiao Ji from the beginning.

 

After Chi Xiaochi had taken about ten steps away, 061, looking at the blue line representing regret value, notified him, “Xiaochi, it’s full.” x8S2o0

Chi Xiaochi let out a quiet “en”.

061 said, “You’re not planning to do anything else to Zhan Yanchao?”

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Chi Xiaochi said, “The choice is always made by the person themselves. It’s not like I didn’t give Yang Baihua and Lou Sifan a chance.” If someone were willing to rein in their horse at the edge of a cliff, there was no need for Chi Xiaochi’s feet to itch and kick them off the cliff.

Ji Zuoshan was a little confused. “‘It’s full’…… What does that mean?” 7knq4E

Chi Xiaochi signalled 061 to stop the mid-grade compression card that had been running all this time. “It means, this body will go back to belonging to you alone at any time now.”

Ji Zuoshan, however, fell silent.

Chi Xiaochi let him stay silent. But he and 061 both knew, a child of this age, can’t stand separation in the end.

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Sure enough, after staying silent until lunchtime, Ji Zuoshan started to act.

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He said, “Rosie’s coming tomorrow.”

Chi Xiaochi added on for him, “It’s the Miss Rosie who’s the new researcher of the military’s arms research institute.” WkpurE

Ji Zuoshan, “En. She looks very pretty in her women’s military uniform.”

A few days ago, she sent a picture of herself in her military uniform over through the transmitter. Next to her was even Wang Xiaoqing, a fellow member of the arms institute. The two flowers blooming side by side, made people’s eyes heat up when looking at them.

Chi Xiaochi said, “Don’t look at the fact that she’s in a dress, when she pulls it out, she’s bigger than me.”

Ji Zuoshan’s face flushed. “Mister Chi, you shouldn’t say that about a lady.” qY6x 4

Chi Xiaochi said, “I said that she’s bigger than me, compared to you, she’s definitely still a little smaller.”

Ji Zuoshan, “……”

Chi Xiaochi elegantly sliced off a piece of the fragrant, pan-fried veal with a fork and knife, and placed it into his mouth.

Ji Zuoshan tried again, “Mister Chi, you should see her again before leaving.” 8bgKUy

Chi Xiaochi said, “There’s no point. She’s your friend.”

Ji Zuoshan wasn’t willing to give up. “She’s yours too.”

Chi Xiaochi didn’t keep refusing, saying an “okay”.

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On the public holiday the next day, Rosie and Wang Xiaoqing came to visit as agreed.

Her hair had grown a little longer, the ear-framing short locks making her look even better. She pulled Wang Xiaoqing over to look at Ji Zuoshan’s new single-person mecha, then ran back over to Blue, and took its hand. “Hello, Blue.”

Blue returned her handshake, and said in a gentlemanly fashion, “Hello, Miss Rosie.”

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Off to the side, the Ji Zuoshan inside their body spoke up again, “Mister Chi, Rosie’s very good, right.”

Chi Xiaochi nodded, at the same time, thinking, Ji Zuoshan doesn’t have an interest in Rosie, does he?

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Ji Zuoshan, “She’ll come visit again on the next public holiday, you should leave after then.”

Chi Xiaochi didn’t speak. hmEjHQ

A moment later, he let out a low laugh. “With you putting it like that, I might even think that you’re interested in me.”

Ji Zuoshan had interacted with Chi Xiaochi for so long. He knew what this laugh of Chi Xiaochi’s meant.

“Mister Chi, you guys, don’t leave,” he said, almost panicking, “I, I can accept having two people in one body. You guys, don’t go, alright?”

They had accompanied him through the toughest times in his life. Ji Zuoshan didn’t want this contractual relationship to end. He wanted it to continue, forever. 4drXgu

But Chi Xiaochi’s attitude was firm. “I need to go back to my original world.”

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Ji Zuoshan also knew that he was making things hard for them.

He lowered his eyes, disappointed, and said, “Sorry. Mister Chi, there’s definitely someone waiting for you to come back in that world.”

Chi Xiaochi replied, “There’s not, actually.” MEonK7

Ji Zuoshan, “Then……”

Chi Xiaochi said, “But I still need to go back.”

As Ji Zuoshan hung his head, despondent, 061, however, smiled silently, like he’d thought of some happy matter.

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In the middle of the night, Ji Zuoshan, who’d been dragged out by the two ladies to go shopping in the military service area, fell asleep very early, not waking up no matter how they called him.

After confirming that he’d already fallen asleep, 061 asked Chi Xiaochi, “Why didn’t you tell him, if you didn’t leave this world, then you’d be forced into committing suicide to leave?”

After the last time he’d returned to the Lord God’s space, and learned that hosts would be forced into committing suicide, 061 immediately reported this matter to Chi Xiaochi.

Chi Xiaochi had been busy taking stock of his storage. Hearing this, he asked, “Why would he need to know that?” 0ialMs

061 was stunned.

Chi Xiaochi said, “He just needs to know, he had a very long nightmare, and after making a pretty good deal, woke up from that dream. From today onwards, he’ll be this planet’s hero, a battle god.”

As for him, Chi Xiaochi, he was just a passer-by in that dream.

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After saying this, he got up, and put on his military uniform. He said, “Let’s go.”

 

Just after walking out of the military tent, he was met by a hobbling Yin Shaofei. “General Ji, where are you going?”

Chi Xiaochi said, “Going to look at the stars.” GEbFgU

Yin Shaofei followed for a few steps, before hearing Chi Xiaochi say, “What are you following me for? Be careful of infiltrating Zerg.”

Yin Shaofei laughed, “Our military satellites are operating 24 hours a day.”

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Chi Xiaochi asked, “There’s a limit to what satellites can monitor, after all. What if it’s burrowing bugs infiltrating?”

Yin Shaofei, “General Ji, did you forget? Burrowing bugs are E-class Zerg. They’re only good at digging holes, and don’t have any combat ability. It’s even unlikely for them to be able to get through the atmosphere and land on this planet, and even an ordinary Beta citizen would be able to kill one with their bare hands……” xPajo3

Chi Xiaochi patiently finished listening to his words, then asked, “What if a small group of burrowing bugs were to wrap their bodies around an armoured Zerg, interfering with satellite judgement, and directly invade from the back?”

In his last life, the planet’s tight defenses were broken through in a time of complacency.

And Ji Zuoshan had died like that.

This kind of speculation made Yin Shaofei break out into a cold sweat. “……General Ji?” orBDeJ

Chi Xiaochi waved his hand. “Write up a report, and submit it to the military to apply for a plan to stay on guard against burrowing bugs to be included in the wartime guard plan.”

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Yin Shaofei replied with a “yes sir”, and immediately left.

Chi Xiaochi then stepped onto the stargazing platform and sat down, cross-legged. 6D0W7u

Before his eyes, was a sky full of shining stars. Some were only a few lightyears away, but some of the brilliant lights were coming from stars more than millions and millions of lightyears away, having passed through huge distances. By the time Chi Xiaochi saw them, the star they came from might no longer exist, quietly dying in a corner of the universe.

Chi Xiaochi asked, “Liu-laoshi, where’s the star you sent me?”

061 said, “Southeast.”

As Chi Xiaochi searched for that star that was like a single speck in the long river of stars, a pair of steel arms wrapped around him. “Master.” fwnygd

Looking at the positioning device on his wrist, it wasn’t hard for Chi Xiaochi to imagine how it had found him.

Blue was the first mecha Chi Xiaochi had ever piloted, and had their senses connect. Now, nestled into its embrace, Chi Xiaochi actually felt a trace of reluctance to leave.

He felt like this was too strange. He simply asked it a question that he already knew the answer for, “How did you find me?”

Blue reached out its hand, gently grasping Chi Xiaochi’s wrist which was wearing a positioning device. It lifted his wrist, then pointed at Chi Xiaochi’s heart. 7b1uEf

It said softly, “I found Master by following his heartbeat.”

Chi Xiaochi, “……” Is this still a fucking mecha?

Blue wrapped its arms around him, then continued, “No matter what corner of the galaxy Master is in, as long as your heart’s still beating, I’ll always be able to find you.”

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Chi Xiaochi inexplicably felt his ears burn from hearing that. LdUu2J

He leaned back into its arms, and said to it, “……In the future, you need to watch the stars with Xiao Ji, okay?”

Blue seemed as if it didn’t understand. It cocked its head to the side. “Master?”

Before Chi Xiaochi closed his eyes, he took one last look at the beautiful starry scene before him.

He wouldn’t be able to see such a good view of the stars in other places, such a pity. gfl52z

He said to 061, “Let’s go.”

061 moved, extracting Chi Xiaochi’s consciousness. After confirming that his spiritual energy was no longer in this body, he too prepared to leave. Who knew that at this very moment, he heard Ji Zuoshan’s voice, “Liu-laoshi, Mister Chi left?”

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His voice sounded very clear, as if he’d already been awake for a long time, or perhaps he’d never slept.

061 “en”-ed. “I’ll be going too. Sorry, we didn’t get to say goodbye before leaving.” vNEi73

Ji Zuoshan let out a gentle laugh. His eyes were still closed, as if he wasn’t willing to open them, and face a morning of waking up alone.

He said, “Liu-laoshi, my spiritual energy can analyze a certain degree of data. I know that you’re Blue.”

061 just smiled, not speaking.

He had also sensed Ji Zuoshan probing Blue with his spiritual energy. It seemed, it wasn’t just Chi Xiaochi who’d suspected Blue of being too intelligent. 1J3t0w

Ji Zuoshan didn’t continue to ask about this. “Will we see each other again in the future?”

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061 said, “Maybe.” 

Only then did Ji Zuoshan feel a little more at ease. “Please give this video to Mister Chi. Alright?”

In the next moment, 061 sensed a video being added to his database. 5XGdA

He asked, “What is this?”

“Mister Chi is a really good person.” Ji Zuoshan said, “This is…… my gift to him.”

 

When 061 returned to the snow-white rectangular space, Chi Xiaochi, who had waited for a long time but he hadn’t come, had already began playing his card game. pNcuZH

Seeing Chi Xiaochi now, 061 couldn’t hide the tenderness in his voice, “I’m home.”

Chi Xiaochi “mm-hm”-ed, “Welcome home.”

061 said, “Xiao Ji knows you left.”

Chi Xiaochi’s hand that had been tapping the screen stilled slightly. “En. ……After that?” LdydWz

061 played 061’s gift to Chi Xiaochi on the screen in front of him.

It was of a protostar exploding, throwing out broken fragments in all directions. The video came from a molecular cloud of a constellation. In the darkness of the galaxy, a burning, lifeless star silently split apart, its magnificence filling the entire sky, the resplendent glow lingering for a moment before disappearing.

“He set off a cosmic firework for you,” 061 said to a silent Chi Xiaochi, “He said, thank you.”

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The author has something to say:

Tomorrow’s chapter will be about the little seal’s wonderful life and the ending of this arc~


baum: ahh Xiao Ji I’m going to miss you T T

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Translator's Note

I’ll try and find an equivalent military title in english later

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suck up

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they’re attractive, basically

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respectful

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respectful

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21 comments

  1. Thank you for the chapter! Definitely gonna miss our little seal. Hope to see more arcs with more interactions with the host just like Xiao Ji :”)

  2. I can’t help I cry at the end of each arc. Each character became so close and so dear that I don’t want to part with them. But also they are sad yet happy tears, knowing that they’ll be good, now they can be good. No other work of world hopping genre can compare to the brilliance of these stories😭

  3. Awww I’m glad this arc is wrapping up and ZYC actually learning to be better. Thanks for translating this!

  4. Like everyone else, I will miss little seal. Thanks for translating!

  5. Today I learned Ji Zuoshan makes Chi61 amvs in his spare time x’D x’D x’D

  6. Xiao Jiiiiiiii. My favourite child!!!! This goodbye is so painful yet I hope you’ll shine brilliantly even if you’re on your own now. Please live well for yourself! I love youuuuuuuuu இ௰இ

    Thanks for the chap baum. Boohoo. Little Seal will always be CXC’s and Liu-laoshi’s child in my heart 😭💞

  7. Ah, my heart…. My heart can’t take it, ah….! I wanna cry 😢 So beautiful, yet so sad, like a dying star millions of lightyears away, with no one knowing that it’s gone. 🌟

  8. Ah so we don’t get to see ZYC maimed by the Zerg then burned to death. What a waste. His repentance means nothing to me. People who willfully destroy a life with their own hands just because they can really are scum

  9. thank you for translating!!!

    i’m going to miss xiao ji so much… this author’s too good at getting us attached to characters

  10. Ahh i do feel really bad for ZYC, I’m glad he didn’t get some terrible fate but i sense he’ll still be miserable forever. 100 regret points are 100 regret points. And as JZS said, the system isn’t right, alphas are the ones that do everything and omegas arent treated as people, i did hope for things to improve on that front somehow. But a battle god is limited to battles i suppose. Such a bittersweet arc 🙁 ty for the chapter!

  11. I don’t know why I’m getting weepy-eyed.

    Thanks for the great translation.