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Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash BinCh48.2 - Love Song on Ice (5.2)

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translator: baumkuchen  editors: serefina, glitterypanda

In the “Space between Moments”. IhQjXT

Standing before the giant, dark red, human brain, 061 was still neither haughty nor humble. “Is there something wrong?”

The Lord God spoke in a grim tone, “Do you know what you’ve done? Implanting memories into the people around you and creating a false identity is against AI rules.” 

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After receiving successive notifications about persisting energy fluctuations, the Lord God searched for a really long time before finally realising the problem was with the world Chi Xiaochi was in.

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When he saw “Dong Feihong”, the Lord God was simply outraged, immediately sending a notice to get 061 to return to the Lord God’s space for an investigation.

 

“Yes. Implanting memories into the mission target without authorisation is against AI rules,” 061 said.

The Lord God could hear the barb in that comment. His tone became heavy, “……What do you mean by that?” 32FUtk

061 looked straight at the Lord God. “I just wanted to thank you for personally setting an example.”

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The Lord God was humiliated into anger, but still suppressed his emotions, “Are you suggesting that I’ve interfered with that world? Where’s your proof? And what right do you have to do this?”

“Yes, I don’t have the right, and I don’t have proof,” 061 said, “Now that you’ve determined that I’ve violated the rules, you can send me to the supervisory office to make my statement. If I’ve truly done something wrong, and receive punishment after an investigation by the supervisory department, that would be very fair.”

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The Lord God, “……”

It had thought that 061 might refuse to acknowledge his creation of the fake identity of “Dong Feihong” even on the threat of death, but it had never thought that he would actually dare to openly admit it, and had also never thought that he would bring out the threat of the supervisory body.

This could be said to be the Lord God’s Achilles’ heel.

When the trojan horse containing Lou Ying’s memories had been selectively implanted into the mission target, Lou Sifan’s mind, it had done it fairly covertly. It was confident that it wouldn’t attract any attention from the supervisory body. XdzrAe

But when 061 created his fake identity, he hadn’t done anything that would interfere with that world either.

Without using his own face,  he had created an insignificant passer-by A. 

If the Lord God wanted to punish 061, he would have to provide relevant evidence to the supervisory body.

In the absence of sufficient direct evidence, the supervisory body would get involved with the investigation, and it would become impossible to hide what it itself had done in that world. Gj1aU4

 

To put it simply, this was the tactic of “exchanging injury for injury”.

——Since you’ve broken the rules, I’ll follow you in breaking them. If there really was an investigation, at worst, the two of them would be punished together.

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The Lord God couldn’t believe it. “Are you threatening me?”

061 bowed. “You’ve misunderstood. It’s because I respect you, that I’m saying this.”

As he spoke, he raised his head. “If you were to take this all the way up to the supervisory body, it wouldn’t end well for me, and neither would it for you, isn’t it?”

Despite how respectful he sounded, there was no smile in 061’s eyes. 8kSfLl

The Lord God laughed, enraged, “061, don’t think yourself smart.”

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“I’m not smart,” 061 said, “So I don’t want to do any more unnecessary things, I just want to do my job well.

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“Po sbe vbc’a lcafgofgf jcs oegatfg, P jirb kbc’a vffqfc ws ifnfi bo lcafgofgfcmf.”

Ktf Obgv Xbv, “Tbe——” cF2I8y

Ljnlcu rqbxfc ab tfgf, cba kjlalcu obg atf Obgv Xbv ab vb jcsatlcu, 061 lwwfvljafis ifa bea jc jqbibufalm fzqgfrrlbc. “Vbggs, atlr lrc’a j atgfja, pera j rlwqif vfmijgjalbc bo ktfgf P rajcv. Uifjrf vbc’a wlrecvfgrajcv.”

 

As it watched 061 leave the “Space Between Moments”, the digital screen in front of the Lord God cracked.

The Lord God’s personal AI straightforwardly asked, “Are you angry?” cTdERw

“……There’s nothing for me to get angry about.”

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The Lord God looked at Chi Xiaochi’s entropy value which had already increased to 300 and sneered, “This kind of interference is effective against him. If this continues, there is no way Chi Xiaochi would remain unshakable.”

No one could walk out of his system and leave his control.

Chi Xiaochi would need to stay for many years in that world. YhmR30

……There was no rush, they could take their time.

 

As he walked out of the “Space Between Moments”, 061 let out a deep breath.

He didn’t take another detour to go chat with 023, going straight to the meeting point and sending out his signal. utsPZo

He could remotely control Dong Feihong from a long distance, and knew that Chi Xiaochi currently had already reached the “home” he’d meticulously prepared and had taken a shower.

It was time he went back and read to him.

But even after he sent out the meet-up signal three times, 089 ignored him.

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061, “……” Sigh.

After the three unsuccessful signals, he activated the compulsory transmission.

 

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When he returned to Chi Xiaochi, 089 was currently chatting with Chi Xiaochi about this world, and very happily at that. a2HDOs

The two were unexpectedly getting along really well.

089, “Did this bastard die in the end?”

Chi Xiaochi said, “He didn’t die. After retiring, he lived a rather good life, even finding a little boyfriend who was very similar to Dong Ge, commemorating those past feelings.”

089, “Fuck, was there no passing god to enact heavenly justice, and give him a little leipility?” Sis6Px

Chi Xiaochi said, “No. Depending on heavenly punishment is really too unreliable. If the heavens were truly just, they wouldn’t have let his sperm run so fast in the very beginning.”

 

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061, “……”

How did this harmonious atmosphere from the relationship of jokester and fall-guy come about? QNsK12

He coughed softly, “I’m back.”

089 said, “Oh, you’re back. Bajibajibaji.”

061, “……” Why did those words make it sound like 089 was the owner of this place.

He said, “Don’t eat your melon seeds here. Sweep up the garbage data you left before leaving.” vW1ZgV

089, “Come on, a three-person tea party……”

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Before he could finish, he was forcefully sent off, the floor full of melon seed shells also sent away with him.

Chi Xiaochi nestled comfortably in his bed. “What did your boss call you for?”

061 said gently, “Just to talk. ……What do you want me to read tonight?”  Mrb5L0

Chi Xiaochi said, “《Advanced Mathematics》.”

061, “Starting from the third chapter? Last time I read up to Chapter Three already.”

Chi Xiaochi, “……When did you read Chapter Two?”

061 said good-temperedly, “Then we’ll start from Chapter Two today.”  fyvone

 

Liu-laoshi began to responsibly and diligently teach his class while Chi Xiaochi began to carefreely and leisurely don the role of a slag student.

 

After coaxing Chi Xiaochi to sleep, 061 put down the book and sent himself back to the Lord God’s space. R4gPnY

He knocked on the door to 089’s office.

When he came in, that bag of peppermint melon seeds still hadn’t yet been finished. “Bajibajibaji.”

089 looked up from that pile of melon seed shells, revealing a face that was shockingly identical to that of “Dong Feihong”.  

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He said sadly, “Traitorous son, you’re back. Daddy was anxiously waiting for your explanation.” MLoBar

061, “……” Can you spit out the melon seed shell in your mouth before you start acting out your play.

089 said, “You peeling off my vest to wear is fine, but at least leave your father a haramaki to wear. You took my name, you took my face, you even took my food. How shameless can you get?

089’s original name was Ji Feihong, completely incongruous with his temperament.  

061 laughed, “……You actually wear a haramaki?”  EaHcWj

089, “Get lost, get lost, get lost, stop adding to the ozone layer. Speak, why.”

 

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Actually, there wasn’t any particular reason. Out of all the people he knew, only 089 was at the age of an “uncle”, so he just casually used his vest.

But he said very tactfully, “Your name sounds very good. You’re also handsome.” vX0Yuj

089 was instantly appeased, saying, “Thank you, I also think so. Daddy forgives your little mischief.”

061 laughed, “Luckily you weren’t assigned as no. 88 in the beginning.”

The moment he brought his up, 089’s face was filled with grief and indignation, “I just missed by a bit! Just a little bit!”

Only after his emotions stabilised, did he finally ask again, “You even used my face, why not just directly become Dong Ge’s father?” 6LsW5l

061, “……” Because I don’t have a daddy kink.

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But this time he actually answered properly, “I can affect the memory of other people, but not the memories of Dong Ge himself. Xiaochi can see what the people Dong Ge knew looked like. In contrast, it’s simpler and more convenient to involve myself in his life to just create a ‘person’ out of nothing.”

“Then why do you have to be his uncle? Why not a friend of the same age?”

“In terms of his sexual orientation, Dong Ge is naturally bent,” 061 said, “With the identity of an uncle, I can openly be good to him without causing any misunderstandings.” 7VHxvO

089 was amused. “Who exactly do you want to be good to?”

061 played dumb. “What who?”

089, “When I was talking with Chi Xiaochi, I tested him a little and found that he didn’t know anything about you being Dong Feihong. What are you keeping it from him for?”

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When Chi Xiaochi was brought up, 061 himself didn’t notice how gentle the look in his eyes became.

“Doing this is against the rules. If I let Chi Xiaochi know about this, it would be taken as us conspiring together; if I don’t tell him, then it’s just my own responsibility, he won’t be pulled into it.”

Even if someone wanted to vent their anger, they wouldn’t be able to move it onto Chi Xiaochi’s head.

061 said, “Anything task-specific is his responsibility. As for him, I’ll be responsible.” J9Wk b

089 didn’t reply. He tossed a bag of melon seeds over. “Alright, Daddy doesn’t have anymore questions.”

061 raised his hand and caught it. “You’re not going to ask why I did something as unnecessary as breaking the rules to create a person?”

089 waved a hand. “There’s no point if I ask too much.”

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061 weighed the bag of melon seeds in his hand and couldn’t help but smile.

089, this person, usually let out all kinds of emotions, speaking carelessly without rhyme or reason, but was unexpectedly intelligent.

061 said, “Then thanks for helping me take this shift. Also, thanks for lending me your face.”

“I just have one complaint,” 089 said, “Can you not dress me up like that Zhu Jun from Artist’s Life? It makes me uncomfortable just seeing it.” 4LHvCp

061 laughed, “Okay.”

 

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After being reformatted, meeting Chi Xiaochi could be said to be the second lucky thing he’d experienced in this life as a system. 

The first thing was that when he woke up, he met this group of friends.  3GwBCz

 

The author has something to say:

Today is a digression into small daily family life matters!

We’ll properly start on Dong Ge’s story tomorrow qwq 2oYaUe


sere: BOI IF HES GOOD LOOKING HES IMPORTANT but also ug cute why tf is 061 so cute im so not used to it with all these yanderes why is this type of gong not more popular 

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give this manz a flower 🌻 cuz sunflowers symbolize adoration and loyalty

panda: can’t wait to see CXC’s reaction when he finds out tho

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Translator's Note

term used here is actually lethal point in acupuncture

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punishment through lighting strike

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the sperm that created him

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Like tsukkomi-boke

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munching sound

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sockpuppet, fake identity

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Ji Feihong is a pretty elegant, refined sounding name lol

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aka used him as a sockpuppet

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homonym for Father/Dad/Daddy

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26 comments

  1. Liu-laoshi QAQ

    I really want to praise him all the night right now!Liu-laoshi, you’re really good for CXC! I don’t have regret now. In the future, please take care CXC more!And please punch that pig brain for me!

    And… *coughs* Daddy 089, I willing to be your son too! How can I register to be your son? I promise I will be a good child!

  2. GOD FCKING DAMMIT! Pig brain is really a pig brain! How TF did he think that CXC will feel even an inkling of feeling for a slag man who only acts like Lou-Ge? Haaaa? Where is the fcking logic? All the speculation. And it turns out, I was expecting too much from a psychopathic, manipulative, scheming, unfeeling piece of data! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ F U PIG BRAIN! (╬ ̄皿 ̄)凸!!! GO SCRAMBLE YOSELF! And 061. 😭 Baby y u so sweet ha? Melting my heart here and there, where ever I go. He’s just. sniffles So CARING. Mommy. Gimme one of those please. Thanks for the chapter~ (~ ̄▽ ̄)~
  3. So it’s Liu-laoshi himself who make the handsome uncle! I thought the damned brain wants to make a harem of fake Lou characters lol

    ….does this mean that shitty brain thinks CXC will want to stay in this world for Lou Sifan? -_-

  4. Hahahahaha~

    I got it right! It really was 089’s face~

    And Liu-laoshi really has grown guts, maybe because he’s been hanging out with CXC too much? 😝

    Thanks for the chapter!

  5. Thank you for the chapter 😍

    I, too, wonder why this type of gong isn’t more popular, or at least popular enough that the character type would pop up more in translated danmei >.>. I think forceful yandere types are more popular because the author gets to play the game of contrasts (he’s oh so powerful and mean to everyone but the shou), and because their shitty personality naturally generates some story conflicts. But who really knows…

  6. That Scum got a lover with looks like Dong Ge’s after his death? Horrible!

    089 is cuuuuuute. And now we knows What 061 did. He’s clever. Take good care of our Chi Xiaochi!

    Thanks for the chapter!

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  8. Wu wu wu wu…..what if Dong ge fell in love with he’s fake uncle QAQ, or CXC getting attached to said uncle.! Ofc he’ll find out soon that it was all Liu-sensei’s doing owo

    Thanks so much for the chapter~!! 😆

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  10. Liu laoshi you’re so clever!!! You beat that pig brain by his own scheme, now he can’t do anything to report you. And I pray that the entropy level at the end will be 0. Thanks for the translation.

  11. Gah I just adore this story and author so much. Finally there’s a wonderful novel where the ML is kind, gentle, good to his friends and appreciates them, and don’t have a supporting cast of fools who exist just to make him look better. (TT^TT) A freaking miracle of a story~!!!