Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash BinCh44.2 - Love Song on Ice (1.2)

translator: baumkuchen  editors: serefina, glitterypanda

The leader had been knocked out of his wits by this torrential storm. He took a while to come back to himself, before shouting, “You dare hit me!” doJGse

Chi Xiaochi: Papapa.

He proved with his actions that not only did he dare once, he even dared to get in a few more hits.

Chrysanthemum Garden.

Only when he rushed out did he realise, this group of brats all looked about twelve or thirteen, not much taller than the original host. They looked to be from the same grade, wearing the same clothes as the original host, and on their backs were even the words “Binzhou Sports School Skating Team”.

As Chi Xiaochi calmly beat them up, he analyzed the surrounding situation. s6x bK

Including the original host, there were a total of five people in the toilet. In general, it could be summed up with the one currently beating people up, the one currently being beaten up, a jeering little groupie, soft egg, and soft egg +1.

After finishing his assessment of the entire situation, Chi Xiaochi was relieved.

He let go of the leader, climbed off of his body, aimed his gaze towards the two drenched people sitting on the floor, and sneered.

 

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061 had seen this gaze and laugh of Chi Xiaochi’s before. He’d used it when acting as a murderer.

 

Before the leader even got off the floor, he cried out in a tearful voice, “What are you guys all doing dazing about?! Get him!”

At last, those people awoke from their daze at the sudden change. Yvm1aB

When the two on the ground started trying to get up like dazed geese, Chi Xiaochi’s gaze turned cold. He shouted in a stern voice, “Sit down!”

His voice was much more frightening than that of the just-beaten leader, immediately dispelling the hint of fighting spirit they had just gathered and sending them into utter defeat.

Chi Xiaochi turned around to look towards the leader. His eyebrows raised slightly. “What, you’re already crying?”

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The leader wiped his face, then said in a tearful voice, “Since when did Laozi cry?”

Chi Xiaochi let out a slightly contemptuous whistle.

 

Chi Xiaochi had seen a lot of these types of groups of little brats who depended on bullying others to gain a sense of existence but couldn’t actually do anything. There was always one person who acted as the central figure, responsible for bossing people around, and the rest helped by acting as supporting roles. When they were a large group, they imagined themselves amazing and could run wild without fear. gRzXow

To Chi Xiaochi, they were nothing but a nest of flies, buzzing as they flew about, pretending they were poisonous bees.

Sure enough, after Chi Xiaochi lightly pointed out that their leader was “crying”, the others’ gazes towards him were filled with suspicion and unease.

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How could the leader hold on to his face? He wiped his red and white face, saying, “Dong Ge, if you have the ability, then don’t leave! Today, my brother came to the team, I’ll ask my brother to come deal with you!”

“Don’t.” Chi Xiaochi leaned against the door, standing with his arms crossed. “How is just calling your brother enough? How about you call your parents over too? There’ll be more people to provide their strength, all the better to support you.” WX50O

 

061, “……” This mouth of Chi Xiaochi’s.

 

The leader looked to have been quite agitated by Chi Xiaochi. He let out a curse, then got up from the floor and rushed at Chi Xiaochi. ibOUEG

 

Suddenly, from the door came a teenager’s pleasant voice, “……What are you guys doing?”

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Chi Xiaochi placed the mop pole he’d just picked up down upright, resting it against his palm. He nodded towards the two teenagers who looked to be three or four years older than him. UEIWtL

Their identities were not difficult to ascertain.

The two people were both wearing the same fire-red jackets, with the logo “Provincial Ice-Skating Team”.

And their builds were similar to those of the children present, with long arms and legs like works of art that had been precisely measured to the nearest centimeter with a ruler to strictly comply to predetermined lengths.

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The one that they had called “He-ge” was a teen with delicate features unlike that of a man and an incredibly cold temperament.

Seeing the water poured all over the floor, he furrowed his brows, as if he’d thought of something bad.

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It was just that the scene and atmosphere before him were a little weird.

The first thing he noticed was that child holding a pole. N093rG

It was for no other reason but that he was a vivid budding beauty standing there, so anyone would notice him at first glance.

The corners of his eyes and mouth were all a little broken, but it just made his dazzling features stand out all the more. His mouth, his eyes, his nose, everything was naturally gorgeous, yet shockingly harmonious, nowhere outshone anywhere else.

However, in sharp contrast to his appearance was his temperament, like a wild horse, a stubborn, indomitable ambition shining from the inside outward.

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The other four people would try to dodge their gazes when it fell on them, yet only he dared to calmly stare straight back.

In sports schools, it was common to see people being bullied by big groups, and the scene before them was clearly yet another one of those.

But this situation actually looked as if this beautiful child had single-handedly, one against four, gotten his revenge.

……And the more he looked, the more familiar this beautiful child seemed. IG2W4D

 

The slightly taller teenager standing next to him said to him in a soft voice, “Changsheng, you forgot? He’s the kid the coach said he wanted to accept into the provincial team in the future. The one who was wearing blue cloud patterns on the rink just now.”

He Changsheng remembered now. “The one who danced《Unstoppable》.”

Chi Xiaochi answered concisely and comprehensively, “Yes.” esJPB5

 

Right now, he had no time to study the world information and could only have 061 tell him some basic information about the original host.

 

The original host’s name was Dong Ge, 11 years old this year, from a little county town that was covered in ice and snow five months a year. His parents ran a family ice-skating rink. From a young age, he had grown up on the ice, to the point that it wasn’t clear whether he’d first learned to run or first learned to skate. fNjKbo

However, his parents didn’t have a good relationship and often got into big, sometimes physical fights.

When they argued, little Dong Ge would dress himself into a furry ball, and would, with his hands clasped behind his back, do rounds around the ice-skating rink, spinning around with his eyes closed along to the love songs blaring from the loudspeakers.

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Nevertheless, his parents, who had serious differences of opinion and raised Dong Ge strictly, were extremely unified on one thing.

——They would never say anything good about Dong Ge.   f5HUA3

If Dong Ge got a score of 98 for his exam, they would definitely ask how he lost those 2 points. Their final, concluding statement would be, why are you so careless.

If Dong Ge got into a fight with his classmate, they would press Dong Ge’s head down and make him apologise to his classmate, not caring about whether that classmate had first thrown Dong Ge’s pencil case out the window.

If Dong Ge was scared of thunder, they would disdain him for being a coward, not being at all like a man. Later on, after Dong Ge had heard a lot of it on his own, he was no longer scared.

Under this kind of teaching from his parents, Dong Ge became silent, but stubborn and competitive. X fTSm

He was the leader of the dance team in elementary school. Because he liked skating and was eager to get away from his parents, he gave up his studies after graduation and was admitted into the figure-skating team of the city’s sports school.

His technical skill was first-rate amongst his peers, but his stubborn, inflexible personality was never likeable.

 

The person who’d taken the lead in bullying him this time was called Xue Yibo. Since Dong Ge had entered this school, he’d disliked him. The reason for bullying and humiliating him this time was because the provincial figure-skating team’s coach had brought a few students who had graduated from Binzhou Sports School to share their experiences. FMufvC

Dong Ge and Xue Yibo were under the same coach. He’d pushed Dong Ge out like he was presenting a treasure, telling him to skate for the provincial team coach.

Dong Ge, a cold look on his face, went up and did it.

This was originally nothing but a normal sharing of experiences, and the provincial team coach hadn’t expected too much from a little child who’d only been in school for half a year.

Who would’ve thought that in less than a minute, the coach would straighten up in his chair, staring straight at the child dancing as much as he liked on the ice. gQDtx6

His blades scored a full arc on the ice. When he jumped, his blades scraped up flecks of frost, chasing after his feet like white butterflies.

The provincial team coach watched the entire program. He didn’t even ask anything about him before first opening his mouth and saying, “Next year, the provincial team is recruiting. Tell him to come.”

 

Not surprisingly, as soon as he left the ice rink, he was locked into the washroom by a few people led by Xue Yibo. ASQy08

 

Chi Xiaochi only knew a brief outline of the circumstances leading up to it, and the ultimate ending.

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Dong Ge suffered mental trauma and was admitted for psychiatric treatment.

One winter day, Dong Ge, now skinny to the point of becoming totally unrecognisable, was accompanied by a caretaker out on a walk. When the caretaker went off to take a personal call, the muddled him noticed that the hospital had an ornamental lake, and the lake was frozen over. 2Tij3W

……The ice was really thin.

 

As a system-certified B-rank difficulty world, Chi Xiaochi felt that this scenario was more acceptable than that fucking A-rank.

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He Changsheng’s companion smiled gently, then turned and said to He Changsheng, “Look, ”a.” 

His voice was really pleasant.

It was his voice just now that had successfully prevented the possibility of this group being beaten up.

He Changsheng looked at the bullying children, his gaze slightly cold. He was silent. NJ5LU2

That person walked into the crowded and dirty toilet, and asked amiably, “What were you guys doing just now? Were you all playing a game?”

This way out was given just in time. Xue Yibo immediately started nodding incessantly. 

He said, “In the future, don’t play these kinds of games anymore. Do you hear me?” 

After that, he pressed on Dong Ge’s shoulder and raised his voice, “I know Dong Ge, he was my neighbour in the past. You guys take good care of him, okay?” TjwBCi

Xue Yibo and the rest’s mouths fell open in surprise.

Xue Yibo stuttered out, “Fan-ge? ……He, he never mentioned it before……”

 

Even Dong Ge showed some astonishment. “You……” oZBcdb

Fan-ge smiled warmly. He lowered his head and whispered to Dong Ge, “You might not remember me anymore, but I know you. Your family ran an ice-skating rink, when you were young, you especially liked to play with a little yellow dog.”

 

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Chi Xiaochi choked slightly.

An indescribable feeling pervaded his heart. 7twSFX

 

He asked, “Liu-laoshi, Liu-laoshi, which one of them is the target this time?”

Only after choosing to “accept the world information”, would the relevant information of the target be displayed on the digital display before Chi Xiaochi.

061 had said before, the task target appeared in Dong Ge’s life when he was 11 years old. OR4lz0

And choosing this time to let Chi Xiaochi take over for Dong Ge proved that that target had a high chance of appearing today.

 

061, “……En?”

Chi Xiaochi was silent for a moment, before asking, “……Liu-laoshi, you weren’t daydreaming just now, were you?” Flz6LU

061 hesitated for a moment, then said gently, “Sorry.”

 

He Changsheng took another deep look at Dong Ge, seeming to not want to stay here any longer.

He said, “Lou-ge, let’s go.” 35nai6

Those two words ruthlessly shot a bullet into Chi Xiaochi’s heart. A deafening echo echoed in his chest, making his ribs throb slightly with pain.

At the same time, 061 spoke.

His tone was a little different than usual, sounding very strange, “……He’s this mission’s target. Lou Sifan.”

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sere: oh mah gawd. ALSO baum noted this but the protag’s name in chinese (lit. winter song) is MUCh better sounding, but the pinyin is terrible so admire the beauty of Chinese and the obvious connection to skating

baum: haha yeah whenever I see Dong Ge I can’t help but think of…. *ahem* XD j95nKE

Translator's Note

term used is ancient, to describe yamen walking ahead of officials shouting at pedestrians to clear the way

Translator's Note

I’m changing grade to rank~ I’ll go back and edit the rest of the chapters to match at some other time orz rn I’m busy

Translator's Note

it’s not as frat boy sounding in chinese T T

Translator's Note

donger……. im so sorry Dong Ge i still love you

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42 comments

  1. Ooooo. Are we going to have any Yuri on Ice scenarios? 🤔 Sounds interesting so far. Except I really want to fry that pig brain for dangling Lou-inferior copy in front of Xiaochi baby and hurting him. 😡

    Thanks for the chapter~😄

  2. i can sense the malice of the world from my phone screen!! curse you!!! that aside hopefully Cxc will still smack that copy in his face. no one should copy Lou ge….

  3. aaaaahhhhhh thank you so muchh for translating! looks like the cxc is gonna spend years here and i cant wait to see how he masterminds everytjing again hsnavshags

    also fuck pig brain for that target, i bet cxc os gonna completely defy expectations gain and absolutely conquer this task

    Thank you again for your hard work and lovely translations <3

  4. Is it only me who thinks that CXC won’t stay there for even one year? After all, even if that target appears gentle right now but he is fated to have done some shit to the host that led to his death…… so let’s cuss him and pig brain!!!!

  5. Oh my god, that stupid pig brain is so cruel!! Making the target have a similar disposition and even same surname…. BUT!! Who is CXC?? He certainly will be able to overcome a scum target knockoff !!

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    Thanks for the chapter! That vicious god system! “sending enough curses to bleep an entire US show”.

  7. U PIG BRAIN OF A GOD!! THIS IS LOW BLOW

  8. Ah, so this is the Pig’s Brain plan to make CXC want to stay forever. Well, he might get bigger entropy now that CXC’s mind is unstable, but I hope CXC realized, just like in YBH’s case, that it’s still not the original Lou Ying, and Pig Brain would having an enormous loss once again. Thanks for the translation.

  9. This He Changsheng would be an ally for Chi Xiaochi in this world? I hope so.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  10. Uggghh… I can feel it… The aaaangssstt. Aaargh, that stupid piece of a pig brain!!! I just know it gonna happen like this! I had my suspicion that there will be Luo-ge lookalike in this world. Really really want to stomp on that pig brain.

  11. Well pig brain is digging a deep pit for himself by putting CXC in these scenarios. Our MC will only get stronger by facing his nightmares. I’m sure after this world is crushed CXC’s entropy level will not fluctuate even if he comes across ‘Lou ge’ in any form.

  12. Awww….it will be fine. Same last name but not first name…ah, if you only knew the person beside you…..

    Interesting, wonder what kind of traps MS got for our dear CXC?

    Thanks for another chapter!

  13. Um, but Pig Brain, this is the scum gong reincarnation system.

    That means this “Lou ge” is actually going to be scum. Why? Trying to ruin his memories of Luo Ying? Otherwise, this is really a piglike teammate’s thing to do. It will only make him want to leave faster, which means the world ends faster with no entropy for you.

  14. Ah… that pig brain was eviler than I thought- to make his beloved as the copy for the scum, how scandalous! A total affront, that’s gonna backfire I bet. Even more than having your White Moonlight turn into a Green Tea, is having a scum trash look like your White Moonlight. It’s totally not the same, a complete insult!

  15. Can anyome pls cook pigbrain and I’ll be responsible for throwing it out! Please just get him to FCUK OFF!!!

  16. hmm hmmm

    This bad pig brain!!

    Why do I got the feeling not only Lou he, but that He he also somewhat remind me of someone (。ŏ_ŏ)

    Thanks for the chapter! 🍀

  17. If Dong Ge got a score of 98 for his exam, they would definitely ask how he lost those 2 points. Their final, concluding statement would be, why are you so careless.

    Why is this so familiar?!

  18. AAHH(╬▔皿▔) ╯ DONT TARNISH OUR LOU-GE’S NAME U F*CKING USELESS PIECE OF SCUM ( ̄ε(# ̄) ☆╰╮o( ̄皿 ̄///)

  19. Ughh damn if I wouldn’t have known that it will turn into a toxic relationship for Dong Ge I’d have shipped…maybe

  20. …I’m betting this is gonna be one of those situations where a character’s (Lord God’s) malicious intentions and actions backfires spectacularly on them.