The Daily Life of Being the Campus Idol's Fake BoyfriendCh22.2 - Internal Digestion (2)

After just a few more weeks of contact, Xie Qibao couldn’t help but feel ashamed!

That night, Xie Qibao was washing his face and brushing his teeth in the bathroom before going to bed. Gao Junfei squeezed into the bathroom and brushed his teeth with him. Then, he casually asked him what club he had joined. 5DI9OA

Xie Qibao was depressed just thinking about it. He struggled with his decisions before he finally joined the anime club. On the first day, he was asked to pay 50 yuan for the entrance fee. He was then added into a QQ group called “F Big Anime”. The group chat was full of chatter in the first few days because of the newcomers. Then, the group chat died off, the club was like a dead group.

Xie Qibao felt bored, so he privately messaged the president of the club and asked about the activities or tasks the club had.

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The president asked him, “Do you know how to draw mangas?”

Xie Qibao, “I don’t know.” T8yxKp

The president asked another question, “Do you know how to add subtitles to videos?”

Xie Qibao, “No…”

The president asked another question, “Do you know how to photoshop pictures?”

Xie Qibao, “…I don’t know how to do that either.”

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The president said, “Uh, then you can just chat in the group chat first.”

Xie Qibao was dumbfounded. Why would an ordinary high school graduate student know how to draw mangas, add subtitles to videos, and photoshop pictures? Did everyone else know how to do that?

Then he asked the one person he shouldn’t have asked, Qi Feng.

Qi Feng nodded his head and said, “Yes. However, I never tried to draw manga before. I only learned how to do sketches and oil paintings.” KBboaD

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Even though Gao Junfei was slightly more ordinary compared to Qi Feng and Ling Ke, he was still a smart guy. Gao Junfei never flaunted his knowledge, but he was really smart and knew about many things.

The problem lied in this dormitory. He wanted to ask God what he had done wrong. Why did God have to assign him to dorm number 412, where all his roommates are OP? Because of his amazing roommates, he began having doubts about his life every day.

Xie Qibao said, “I thought that I would be able to get a girlfriend once I entered college. But now, who would want to date me when I’m constantly compared to you guys?”

Xie Qibao was at the bottom of the food chain in dormitory number 412. He had really become what his name meant, “a deflated bag”. wsFlHN

Gao Junfei sized Xie Qibao up. Xie Qibao was one head shorter than him, and his face was still childish looking. Gao Junfei roasted him secretly: Even if you don’t compare yourself to us, you still won’t be able to find a girlfriend!

But seeing how pitiful Xie Qibao appeared to look, Gao Junfei comforted him, “Don’t think too much about it. Qi Feng and Ling Ke aren’t a threat to you.”

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Xie Qibao, “What do you mean?”

“I mean, they will have internal digestion.” Gao Junfei nodded his head towards the toothbrush cup labeled “Feng” and “Ke” on the washstand. “You don’t have to worry because they won’t rob the girls from you.” Tx0GoE

Xie Qibao, “???”

Gao Junfei gave him a glance and said coolly, “You only have to worry about me in dormitory 412. I am your only competitor.” After he finished speaking, he flipped his towel and left.

Xie Qibao, “…”

After he climbed onto his bed, Xie Qibao wondered what “internal digestion” meant for a long time. Did it mean that Qi Feng and Ling Ke will fight each other and their fight will end in a draw? F MgBW

Hmm…that sounded reasonable. But what did this have anything to do with their toothbrushing cups?

Did Gao Junfei nod towards the two cups because the cups refer to Qi Feng and Ling Ke?

Xie Qibao’s brain was completely chaotic. He cursed that narcissistic Gao Junfei. Why couldn’t he have just bluntly explain what he was implying?!

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After the club recruitment week was over, the event that happened in the movie theater slowly faded. Just as Ling Ke and Qi Feng’s relationship began to return to normal, something happened.

On this day, Ling Ke was at a formal dinner hosted by the school’s network and editorial department.

The school’s network departments was a unified organization. Although there was a teacher present to guide their discussion, most of the work was done by the students. There are many different departments under the organizations, and one to two people would be in charge of each department.

The departments usually had a formal dinner to welcome the new members. 6Xi7Wy

In the evening, a group of people went to have a meal at the Xiancai Restaurant located on the south side of the school. They sat around a big round table inside the restaurant and ordered a tableful of dishes.

Most of the people in the editorial department are girls. Since they don’t drink alcohol, everyone ordered regular beverages. They exchanged greetings and began to chatter.

Qi Qiurui was now promoted to the head of the editorial department this year. She raised her cup and shouted, “In the future, we will work hard together as a department and make immense progress together!”

Everyone also raised their cup to toast and cheered, “Let’s cheer for sister Qiu, our new leader! Not only is she beautiful, but she’s smart! Cheers!” 5q7Bwl

Qi Qiurui managed to recruit Ling Ke, the department idol of the Department of Journalism. This not only convinced everyone of her abilities as the new leader, but it also boosted everyone’s morale. The teambuilding meal was very enjoyable. The meal didn’t end until ten o’clock.

When Ling Ke exited the restaurant, he ran into two people unexpectedly——Qi Feng and Xiao Zhi. They just came out of the restaurant next door.

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At first, Ling Ke didn’t know how the girl next to Qi Feng was nor did he know that her name was Xiao Zhi. He only found out when one of the girls in the editorial department exclaimed, “Hey, isn’t that Xiao Zhi?”

One of the new members in the editorial department asked who Xiao Zhi was. It turned out that Xiao Zhi was the head of the school network department. 8102aU

Ling Ke recalled that Qi Qiurui had mentioned this woman before. However, the woman currently in front of him appeared much prettier than what Ling Ke had imagined. She was definitely a beauty. Everyone was not blinded by the scene, so they were shocked when they saw her.

One of the new male members was shocked silly by her beauty and asked, “Wow, does she have a boyfriend?”

Qi Qiurui smacked the back of his head and said, “Don’t even think about it. She has a boyfriend right now. Her boyfriend is Zhou Yan, the chairman of the law school student union.”

After they listened to Qi Qiurui’s explanation, they all stared at the scene in front of them. ZRA49r

This was because the person standing next to Xiao Zhi was Qi Feng, the campus idol!

They felt their lightbulbs go off when they saw that the two people had just exited from the western restaurant. The western restaurant was a very popular spot among couples to date outside the school…

Did Zhou Yan know that Xiao Zhi and Qi Feng had come out to have a “tryst” alone?

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Ling Ke: I thought Qi Feng would also choose the piano club. But in the end, we both joined completely different clubs. I’m so lonely. _(:з」∠)_

Qi Feng: Once I learned how to compose music and sing, I will sing for Ke Ke. I will definitely be romantic! (*/ω\*)

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9 comments

  1. Aigo~ pats Xie Qibao on the head Someday you will understand xD

    And with that LK is again convinced that QF is straight? x’D

    Thx for the ch (≧▽≦)/

  2. Qibao sure is pure. The small theaters are making happy while the irl is full of misunderstandings (≧▽≦)/ good luck you 2, you’ll get there eventually

  3. “ Why would an ordinary high school graduate student know how to draw mangas, add subtitles to videos, and photoshop pictures? Did everyone else know how to do that?”

    👀

    Thank you for the chapter! ^^