I'm Completely Clueless About Sockpuppet Accounts Being Unmasked [E-sports]Ch2 - “Gege, let’s get married…”

Edited by Divetus and kat

WildLeopard Live had several types of barrage messages. fOF4A5

One type was the most common “pauper” message, the default settings with no special effects.

Another type was for VIP supporters. The message would have a flashing green color effect and needed to be purchased with money.

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The last type was unique to a livestreamer’s biggest supporters. As long as they smashed enough gifts on an anchor, they could automatically own it. It was a rainbow colored enlarged font that would float in the middle of the screen. It had once been called the “trashiest special effect of the year.”

And now, this barrage message with “trashy special effects” would hang in the middle of the livestream for five minutes. 3ZcnvN

The barrage fell eerily silent for a few seconds.

[Overhead Prairie: You’re right, he isn’t a proper anchor, reporting him]

The entire barrage instantly copy and pasted this message.

Shen Qi looked at the hanging message in the barrage, and the corner of his lips drew up.

The hands shown by the webcam typed a few times, and then he slowly said, “So, are you off to do your homework ah, kid?”

He emphasized the word “kid” especially heavily.

The account owner of “Pink Loli Head” was a junior high school student. Shen Qi was aware of this, and usually, the barrage would force him to go do his homework.

The one who had sent this barrage message was probably his serious, young, but already drinking goji very and red date tea biological older brother—who he complained about every day. pPtqhC

“Pink Loli Head” didn’t reply, and the barrage began to ask him to draw another person.

Shen Qi clicked his tongue, inexplicably feeling a little irritable now.

“Not drawing again, solo is 1 vs. 99, and duo is still 1 vs. 99. Since the little cutie abstained…” As soon as he launched the game, a new colorful barrage message popped up.

[Pink Loli Head: I’m not abstaining] m6YRDA

Just looking at this messaging style, one could tell it wasn’t the original account owner.

Since the other party had said this, Shen Qi didn’t refuse him. He ignored the pile of “eating lemon” emoticons being spammed in the barrage and directly private messaged the other party to toss him a YY channel link.

Fu Mingli clutched the back of the chair and stared openmouthed at the message his Ge had sent. nLA4rz

Th-the heavens were collapsing.

His Ge was going to play video games.

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He barely had enough time to process his grief of being robbed by his Ge of his hard-earned prize when he heard Fu Mingyuan’s emotionless and deep voice say, “Go do your homework.”

“And, write out the Eight Honors and Eight Shames ten times.” tVCNko

Fu Mingyuan’s eyebrows furrowed and he held onto Fu Mingli’s cellphone. With his gaze fixed on the pair of hands on the screen, he turned to leave the study.

“Ge… Ge, give…my cellphone…” Fu Mingli didn’t have the courage to chase after him, so he could only wail.

“Give me back my cellphone…”

— qUdFPZ

[Who wants to bet, will this bro get flamed until he cries?]

[All I know is that Sweetie will definitely retaliate]

Shen Qi chuckled and replied to the barrage, “Tch, what kind of person am I? What the little Gege said was right, I can’t corrupt minors…”

Fu Mingyuan launched the game and then paused. 3uDBa9

[Pink Loli Head: What’s YY?]

It was only now that he noticed Fu Mingli’s strange username and that the message was colorful and stayed on the screen after it was sent out.

Fu Mingyuan’s brows furrowed even more.

He had strong facial features. When he knit his brows, he had an imposing and majestic aura instead of appearing angry. In addition, he was too handsome, so he could still attract a large number of screaming fans. XBW9C

Fu Mingli, who had been craning his neck from the doorway, saw his Ge’s expression and immediately ran away with his tail between his legs.

As long as Qingshan remained, there was no need to worry about firewood.

The barrage, very enthusiastically, began to explain and teach Fu Mingyuan how to use YY.

After Fu Mingyuan understood, his brows relaxed a bit. PDlgfK

Shen Qi knocked on the table, his head bowed as he checked his WeChat messages.

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

[Do you want to come back as a coach?]

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[Anyway, you don’t have anywhere to go now, so why don’t you come back]

[You just can’t play in competitions, but that’s okay with you, isn’t it?] ugcbK8

[Don’t overthink it. I’m afraid that you can’t survive without making a living. After all, the penalty for breaching the contract was so expensive that all your competition earnings was thrown into paying for it]

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Vtfc Hl rilutais gfugfaafv atja tf tjvc’a yijmxilrafv tlw.

Ktf ilnfragfjw kjr rlifca obg atf wbwfca, jcv atfs mbeiv bcis tfjg atf mijmxlcu rbecvr bo Vtfc Hl asqlcu bc tlr mfiiqtbcf. 3SsJq5

[I’m doing very well. I’m living in Chengdong District’s most expensive neighbourhood, so don’t worry]

[M1G’s performance in the Asia Championship was really pitiful. How could you guys be so pitiful without me?]

[Please let me know when M1G disbands, byebye]

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Chen Ling gritted his teeth and sent another message. Seeing the red exclamation mark pop up, he threw his cellphone onto the sofa.

How could a retired and expired player flaunt in front of him?

When Shen Qi looked back at the computer, he found that there was an extra little white vest in the YY channel. The username was still a string of numbers, so it was easy to tell it was a new account with a glance.

He asked for the other party’s in-game name, before pulling him into a team and quickly starting a match. j g8Yo

Let’s resolve this quickly.

“Where do you want to jump to?” After entering Manners Plaza, Shen Qi turned on his mic.

The other side was silent for a bit, before a voice came through accompanied by some static. “Wherever.”

Shen Qi froze and covered his slightly numb ears. 4D7Mb2

The barrage’s reaction was more intense than his.

[God, Loli Head Gege’s voice is so nice?]

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

[I want to be unfaithful!]

[Sorry, Sweetie, I’m also willing. I can just say that I was tired of you] 6 aF0T

Shen Qi let out a laugh.

He was also willing.

“En…” He pondered for a while before continuing, “Where should we go to enjoy our two-person world?”

This match was the Sanhok map. Regardless of where you jumped there, it was easy to encounter people. eJH QR

[Do you have no shame?]

[It’s become a two-person world just like that?]

“How am I shameless? Are you guys envious that I’m enjoying my honeymoon with my family’s little Gege? Shen Qi tutted and was unconcerned by the barrage’s condemnation.

Typically with this kind of map, Shen Qi always went to the more crowded locations. Today was an exception since it wasn’t 1 vs. 99. He dropped a pin on the right side of the map and prepared to go fight in the open field. MbV4Nk

On the plane——

“Little Gege, how about this place for our honeymoon trip?”

“Tch, Paradise Resort would’ve been slightly better, but it’s too crowded.”

Fu Mingyuan brows wrinkled again as he stared at those beautiful hands. He couldn’t understand why he suddenly had the thought to play video games with him. JjwrNs

Maybe it was because those hands were truly too similar to that person’s.

“Play the game properly,” he said in a deadpan manner.

Shen Qi let out a seemingly very joyful laugh.

[It’s over, it’s over, he’s bent, he’s bent] x083RD

[Shit, I can hear the doting from such an indifferent voice. Am I crazy?]

[Sweetie’s laugh just now was so doting ahhhhhh]

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When he landed, Shen Qi looked around. No one else had jumped to such a destitute area.

He went into the house and picked up an S686. R6cg3d

This house was seriously impoverished. Besides the S686 shotgun, a level one backpack, and an energy drink, there wasn’t anything else.

Fu Mingyuan had landed next door to him.

When Shen Qi passed by, he was very slowly turning around in the same spot.

“Little Gege, drink some Coke?” Shen Qi threw the energy drink on the ground, preparing to rush into the next house on his own. 4jEYkK

Their two-person world was admittedly happy, but poverty was fatal.

“Not drinking it.” Fu Mingyuan directly avoided the drink.

Shen Qi clicked his tongue and then heard Fu Mingyuan add, “I’m not little.”

Shen Qi directly laughed out loud. O1Zur3

[My thinking is bent]

[Sigh, sisters, me too]

[Did you hear Sweetie’s laugh? Sweetie must also be having bent thoughts too]

Naturally, Shen Qi’s thinking would be bent, but the person who said that probably didn’t actually think it was the case. Knl0Ob

After laughing enough, with just the shotgun on his back, he ran to the camp where he heard a lot of gunfire coming from. As he ran, he said, “Gege, wait for me to come back bearing gifts.”

Fu Mingyuan stopped his action of looting things.

As Shen Qi ran over to the camp, he finished someone off along the way who had fumbled over to fight in the open fields, probably because it was too crowded elsewhere.

The person was holding an M4, which was at least better than his shotgun. 5MxRi3

However, he didn’t switch guns.

People in the barrage had already reminded him.

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Shen Qi licked his lower lip and said, “I can wipe out this entire camp with a shotgun.”

[So wild? Your words are so full of it] inqJs5

[Previous poster, are you new? Just get used to it 233333]

[I’m going to start recording, another typical scene is coming]

[Hehe, make sure it isn’t a face-slapping scene]

When Shen Qi charged in, there were about three teams busily fighting against each other. They probably didn’t expect that a person would rush in so fearlessly, so he directly stole a kill from behind. SP7MYL

His shotgun scored a one-shot kill as he hit a headshot, and that person directly fell to the ground.

The barrage spammed a whole mass of 6666’s.

“This is how you play this game,” Shen Qi reloaded and talked aloud.

[???] AGyVE

[Is this a personal attack?]

Fu Mingyuan couldn’t see Shen Qi’s situation, but the system’s knockdown notification that appeared let him know that the barrage was probably currently saying that this improper anchor was very powerful.

He watched the hand grip the mouse and click to shoot. This posture was exactly like that person’s.

Fu Mingyuan brows furrowed again. MvVcys

At Camp Bravo, Shen Qi had already infiltrated and killed three people.

However, he wasn’t in a hurry to loot them since there were still two others who hadn’t died yet.

It seemed like they were scared of this S686, so none of them dared to come out.

After a while, an overly sweet girl’s voice sounded out. CyQzfm

“Little Gege, let us go okay? It’s not easy for us two girls to duo.”

Shen Qi’s steps paused. “Can you sing?”

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His voice was unexpectedly young and clear sounding. That girl probably didn’t expect the other party to have such a nice voice, so she pitched up her voice to sound a bit more delicate than before. “Can ya, little Gege, what do you want to hear? I’ll sing it for you.”

[???] 6lthQX

[I’m going to die ah, this voice, I’m throwing up in my mouth]

[Not acting like Sweetie today? Are you irritated? When you met a girl begging for mercy before, didn’t you just directly gun her down?]

“Can you sing ‘Let’s Get Married’?” Shen Qi continued.

The girl went silent for some time, but then after a while, the sound of an accompaniment came out. v gIK8

“Yes,” she said in an affectedly sweet tone, and then actually began to sing.

After singing a few lines, the clear sound of an S686 shot rang out again.

The girl who was previously singing let out a “Fuck.”

“Are you ill? Why are you such trash ah? You even kill girls? Didn’t I sing for you, what kind of mooching trash are you?” N6XA8S

She didn’t immediately die because her teammate was still alive.

Shen Qi clicked his tongue and said, “Your singing sounds awful.”

After that, he took out the M4 and finished her off, directly turning her into a lootbox.

The girl was still spewing out nasty curses nonstop. oe2uiL

Shen Qi looted her and then said, “Your teammate didn’t even come out to save you, really miserable, tsk tsk.”

[He’s so fucking amazing]

[Where’s her teammate hahahahahaha did they run away]

[This quality is awesome ah] URJbyS

Shen Qi simply turned off the public voice channel.

The teammate had run away long ago when the girl had been singing.

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Shen Qi only ran around and looted everything after clearing out all the people.

Then, he ran back to No. 2’s side at an amazing speed. ludZQy

Before the barrage had time to praise him for his swiftness, they saw Sweetie Ge, who was usually unwilling to even give up a bandage to anyone, first fully throw out a fully upgraded 98K, then five energy drinks and five first-aid kits.

Afraid that the other party’s level one backpack wouldn’t be able to hold everything, he even tossed out his own level three backpack.

As he tossed everything down, he spoke with a very natural tone.

“Gege, I’ve brought some presents over.” UrLIKE

“Gege, do you want a 98K? I think it’s very suitable for you.”

His voice was both deep and pleasant sounding.

Fu Mingyuan glanced at the two bandages in his backpack and refused, “No need.”

“I don’t know how to play.” akfWI5

“Take it and play.” Shen QI was only carrying an M4 at this point.

[Have I gone fucking blind? Isn’t Sweetie’s favorite the 98K]

[Crap, even giving your wife away]

[Previous poster, don’t you understand? Let’s get married?] QZ6GIJ

[???]

Fu Mingyuan didn’t loot it, and Shen Qi didn’t pressure him in a rare moment of patience.

The circle had already shrunk twice, and the two of them were pretty lucky that they were still in the circle.

Shen Qi switched to a 4x scope and aimed out the window from time to time. He suddenly said, “Gege, let’s get married…” is5elP

“Do you like the song?”

“I’ll sing it for you.”

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—

The author has something to say: QaNCtS

Fu Mingyuan: Focus on playing well.

After n amount of time, Fu Mingyuan: Focus on playing around with me.

Fu Mingli: I am the brightest matchmaker in the world.

— Q3sdF9

Juurensha: SQ is THIRSTY.

Divi: Shen Qi is simping hard for just a voice… Yanyan, you have a comrade.

kat: The way Shen Qi immediately proposed…wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness!!!